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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Another Asshole For Allah™ Assumes Ambient Air Temperature

LC & IB Sig94 informs us, via instant message, that The Great Infidel Air Force™ has sent one of the Top Turbaned Taliban Tumblefucks™ to meet the Pedophile Profit™ (Pigs Pee Upon Him) in Hades, where they’ll spend all of eternity fellating Satan himself and being buggered by demons with penii the size of Rosie O’Donut’s ass cheeks.

KABUL, Afghanistan - A U.S. airstrike near the Pakistan border killed the Taliban’s southern military commander, a U.S. military spokesman said Saturday, calling him the highest-ranking Taliban ever slain by American forces.

Mullah Akhtar Mohammad Osmani’s vehicle was hit by a U.S. airstrike Tuesday as he traveled in a deserted area in the southern province of Helmand, the spokesman said. Two associates also were killed.

U.S. and Afghan officials said the strike was a major victory. Ahmed Rashid, a leading author on Islamic militancy, said Osmani’s death could disrupt planning for a Taliban offensive early next year, designed to extend the recent surge of violence across Afghanistan.

One Hellfire Headache™ delivered with precision and professionalism! Great work, fellas!

F.E.T.E.

37 Responses to “Another Asshole For Allah™ Assumes Ambient Air Temperature”
  1. bigdicksplace Comment by bigdicksplace

    See ya around Haji, ya worthless little fuck.

  2. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN CANADA

    An aide to Mo has declared that “Mr Osmani is unavailable to comment at this time but will have some words as soon as he pulls himself together”.

  3. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    Perhaps the same fate awaits Mullah Akhtar Osmani as the 9-11 hijackers. We can only hope.

    From The Onion:

    “I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers,” said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. “But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?”
    The rest of Atta’s words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.

    Enjoy yourself Osmani.

  4. MoMinuteMan Comment by MoMinuteMan UNITED STATES

    (to the tune of Team America’s Theme Song…)

    HELLFIRES - FUCK YEAH!!!

  5. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    Just hit the “Play” button here and enjoy the “Taliban Bodies” video. Just like old times… *Sniff*

    :devil_tb:

  6. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Let us hope it’s contagious. I only wish I could have seen his face watching judgment day zero in on him……..

  7. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    I only wish I could have seen his face watching judgment day zero in on him……

    That’s the funny part, Caveman. These goat-molesting mutt-fuckers most likely never knew what hit ‘em. One minute they’re laughing and bumpin’ along a donkey trail and the next minute they’re lookin’ up and seeing Satan’s belly button bumpin’ up against their foreheads as they’re being gagged by his forked phallus.

    :lol_tb:

  8. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    Now if Bush would only cancel the Stalinist show trials of the marines who dared to kill the enemy in Iraq. If he would just cut the PC crap about the ROPiss, having to respect the mosques, etc ad nauseum. Just give the soldiers the green light and let them do what they were trained to do, some progress might be made.

  9. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    “Asshles for Allah”. Isn’t that part of the post 9/11 version of “The Producers”?

  10. Zucca Fett Comment by Zucca Fett UNITED STATES

    We now see just what happens when we allow our boys to do their frakkin’ job instead of sympathizing for the kind of people who would sooner drink our blood then their mother’s milk.

    Kudos, Air Force. Bless you.

  11. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    the next minute they’re lookin’ up and seeing Satan’s belly button bumpin’ up against their foreheads as they’re being gagged by his forked phallus… :devil_tb:

    Hey! Hey! Hey! What sort of language is that for a family blog?!?!… :sealed_tb:

    Actually BCITman that’s a pretty imaginative bit of prose there… Good job!… :lol_wp:

    Two associates also were killed

    Ahhh, two fellow goat felchers are joining Osmani’s trek to the paradise of Helen Kellers, daughters of Satan…

    BTW if anyone is interested what it was like during WWI there is this color photo display (French Army - worthless narcissists) at this site: World War I Color Photos

    There are several dozen pics in all dipicting both frontline life and areas affected by the war…

    Some pretty interesting stuff…

  12. Cannon Fodder Comment by Cannon Fodder

    It is great to hear that sometimes they are allowed to do their jobs!!

    Good one for our boys!!!

  13. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    It is great to hear that sometimes they are allowed to do their jobs!!

    Oh, I’m sure that some enterprising REMF asshole who only joined for the pussy-magnet uniform minus the risk of actually being shot at is already busy trying to cook up an indictment against the zoomies for not reading Assmani his Miranda rights before shoving a Hellfire up his arse.

    Just wait.

  14. LC Stargazer Comment by LC Stargazer

    And to paraphrase one of the more sarcastic Brits of the last century in re Mr. Osmani, “Nothing so became his life as his leaving of it.”

  15. nclivingbrit2 Comment by nclivingbrit2 UNITED STATES

    Dear Lord, today we come together to give thanks for the scientists, manufacturers and technicians who gave us the weapons technology to immolate arseholes from thousands of yards away.

    We also give thanks for the pilots, ground crews, intelligence operatives and informants who provide us with your Right hand and the knowledge to know where to apply it.

    Amen.

    Funny, off-topic thing. I am off to my in-laws tomorrow morning for the usual Christmas huddle. A feature for all the years past has been them going off to church (Catholic, not that it matters) and us (my wife and I) staying home and waiting for them to come back.

    This year, I suggested we go with them. It isn’t some religious epiphany, or sudden conversion, it’s something simpler and more basic.

    I’d rather stand with people of faith, even if I do not share their beliefs wholeheartedly. I’d rather be at their side, even if I have reservations about the structure and behaviour of their church than be another miscounted statistic for the Left and their God-smearing ways.

    So, while I am not a Catholic, nor even sure if I accept their view of a singular Creator, I am going to church to at the very least pay homage to -their- faith and to perhaps explore the nature of my own a little.

    Because I for one do not wish to be counted by the MSM as one of those whose sensibilities must be protected from religion. I -will not- be used to “prove” that the expression of faith in home, work, business and public is somehow wrong and dangerous.

    Religious expression is a freedom and like all other freedoms, it must be exercised if we wish to keep it.

  16. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

    Good muzzie, DEAD MUZZIE! :mrgreen_wp: :twisted_wp: I just wish I could’ve been the one who pulled the trigger on that inbred goatfuckin’ bastard! Still, dead is dead, so GOOD RIDDANCE, ASSWIPE!! :clap_tb: :undecided_tb: :bye_tb:

  17. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

    Oh Man IRR! I’m missing a chance to torment Truth in his moment of agony. :cry:

    An anti-American non-white getting greased - he’s filing up the tub and laying out the blades! :lol: :twisted:

  18. LC MeMyselfAndEye Comment by LC MeMyselfAndEye UNITED STATES

    That “Taliban Bodies” video is a real @ss-kicker! Too bad I can’t save it to disk and use it as a screen saver…

  19. Xystus Comment by Xystus

    An anti-American non-white getting greased

    Oh, they’re caucasians, though maybe not as pale as those of us whose ancestors lived in Northern West Asia. :neutral_wp:

  20. Unregistered Comment by Macker UNITED STATES

    Test

    [Flunk.

    Suggest you don’t try that again, dumbass.  -The Management™]

  21. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7 KUWAIT

    Osmani, the Taliban’s chief military commander in southern Afghanistan, played a “central role in facilitating terrorist operations” including roadside bombs, suicide attacks and kidnappings, the U.S. said.

    From the article on fox news..by of course..the Associated Pissdrinkers..Can’t these assclowns get anything right?

    He’s not a fucking Military Commader..he wears no uniform..swears alligance to no country …he’s a fucking terrorist..

  22. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit UNITED STATES

    He’s not a fucking Military Commader..he wears no uniform..swears alligance to no country …he’s a fucking terrorist..

    Well, actually now he’s rotting meat studded with shrapnel, lightly sauteed with a Hellfire warhead sauce :)

  23. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84 UNITED STATES

    Oh, I’m sure that some enterprising REMF asshole who only joined for the pussy-magnet uniform minus the risk of actually being shot at is already busy trying to cook up an indictment against the zoomies for not reading Assmani his Miranda rights before shoving a Hellfire up his arse.

    Just wait.

    This is one REMF (all right, Army REMF) that is seeing great pleasure in him getting his ass blown to bits.

    Also, that stuff about not shooting at mosques and other places of “worship” is part of the Law of Land Warfare training that I have to take every year.

    If that weren’t the case, we’d have a lot more dead camel fuckers.

  24. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Wow! Your posting #24 Fanusi Khiyal reads almost like a haiku…

    Damn! There are some seriously sharp folks here…

  25. Panzermann403 Comment by Panzermann403

    Odin smiles contendedly and Thor sends thunderous laughter across the sky.

    “Another three of these camel botherers have been slain, boss. And it what a superior way. Taking part in these new wars is even more fun than fighting in the old ones, when our people were still weilding axe and sword. Whaddaya think ? Mark the two pilots ? We always need more Einherjars.”

    Odin nods and motions for Hildr, one of his valkyries to come to his side and whispers in her ear.

    “Hildr, these two brave warriors will lead glorious lives. When their lives end and when their deeds have been good, escort them to us, to feast and train here in Valhalla, to fight at our side once the twilight of the gods is near.”

    Hildr nods, smiles and walks away.

    Great job, US of A !!!
    Obliterating enemies of humanity wherever they are. Way to go.

    I wish you all here at the Rott a great Yule, Christmas, Hanukkah, Holiday, light feast, whatever you call it. Have a great time with you families and communities.

    And to all fellow warriors, to everyone who is serving his family or community in any way, Thor’s spirit be with you, giving you strength and endurance, physical and emotional power. The world is a better place because of your commitment and will to fight.

  26. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    Well, actually now he’s rotting meat studded with shrapnel, lightly sauteed with a Hellfire warhead sauce

    HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
    Warhead sauce.
    Does it come served with clotted bone marrow biscuits?

  27. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    Warhead sauce.

    Something that Rosie O’Donuts has never tasted. :lol_tb:

  28. sylkione Comment by sylkione UNITED STATES

    One Mooselimb at a time ain’t gonna cut it.

    Unleash Hell on them all!

  29. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    Something that Rosie O’Donuts has never tasted.

    Oh bleeeech. Cancel comment #27.

    BC is earning his chops again.

  30. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Now this would be a Christmas present I could get in to….
    http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=worldNews&storyid=2006-12-24T130827Z_01_L24180393_RTRUKOC_0_US-CUBA-CASTRO-DOCTOR.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

  31. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

    Gather up the corpses, and feed ‘em to some hungry hogs!! :mrgreen_wp: :smoke_tb: :drunk_tb: :smile2_ee:

  32. Sithmonkey Comment by Sithmonkey UNITED STATES

    Something that Rosie O’Donuts has never tasted

    Lies! There is NOTHING that hollywood hutt hasn’t eatin’…she’s the wikipedia of consumption…:P

  33. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Howz ’bout this one???

    Palis starting a war…
    With each other. SWEET!

  34. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

    LC Guido, just further proof that muzzies can’t be trusted even among themselves. Their practive of self-extermination is fine with me, it saves us on ammo! :biggrin_wp: :mrgreen_wp: :smoke_tb: :thumbup_tb:

  35. Nanashi Comment by Nanashi UNITED STATES

    God and the Air Force gave us a Christmas present! Sweet!

    Oh, and Panzermann, they’ll have some stiff competition…the Mórrígán’s also going to want them.

  36. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Their practive of self-extermination is fine with me, it saves us on ammo!

    Like I said one time, (paraphrasing the great Colonel Cooper), “If they would just limit their target selection, it would be a service to humanity to keep them supplied with ammo.”