…and I have no intentions of ever doing so, so the latest news from Ethiopia’s righteous ass-whuppin’ delivered to the tender, extensively penetrated backsides of the Assholes for Allah™ can best be described as highly encouraging (link via Hot Air):

NAIROBI, Kenya, Dec. 27 — Ethiopian-backed forces continued to beat back Islamist fighters in Somalia today, advancing to within 15 miles of Mogadishu, Somalia’s capital,

Splendid! And when you get there, please feel free to level the entire piss hole of a “city”, then cover it in gasoline and set it on fire. And don’t bother being too meticulous about killing the inhabitants first. Let them crackle, hiss and sizzle while the rest of us laugh ourselves silly.

…as diplomatic pressure increased for the Ethiopians to pull out.

As is always the case whenever the followers of Mohammed the Pedophile are getting butchered. I’d suggest strapping the diplomats to the outside of your tanks, then finding a nearby building to run over. Or, better still, strap them to the exhaust grill. Nothing smells quite as wonderful as a set of striped pants on fire while the worthless bag of skin inside screams himself to death.

The African Union, which had supported Ethiopia’s incursion into Somalia, issued a statement that said, “We appeal for urgent support for the transitional government and the withdrawal of all troops and foreign elements from Somalia.”

Here’s an idea: Mo’ the Motherfucker’s little ragheaded buddies withdraw first, then we talk?

The Arab League also weighed in today, calling for “an immediate and comprehensive cease-fire.”

And we all know exactly how much a ceasefire with ululating apes with pillow cases for hats are worth, don’t we? Just ask Eretz Yisroel.

But the fighting showed no signs of letting up.

I’ll never get this fat, happy smile off my face.

At dawn, troops of Somalia’s transitional government, backed up by Ethiopian troops, took over Jowhar, the last major town on the road to Mogadishu. It was the latest rout of the Islamists in fighting that began on Dec. 20 near Baidoa, the seat of the internationally recognized transitional government. Since then, the Islamists have lost just about every battle and have retreated toward their stronghold, Mogadishu.

Losing every battle they ever engage in is, after all, a proud family tradition among the followers of Mo-Hamhead. Which, I suppose, explains why they’re so happy about migrating to fwance.

Thousands of transitional government troops are now closing in on the seaside capital from two directions. The city is beginning to come unhinged.

Mogadipshit is beginning to come unhinged?

They actually pay people to write that kind of ignorant drivel?

The ports and airports are closed, which has led to a shortage of just about everything, sending prices for food, medicine and fuel through the roof. A gallon of gas in Mogadishu now costs $8.

Awww… My heart positively bleeds with compassion here. Those poor, poor widdle ghoulish, corpse-desecrating primates…

BUAHAHAHAHAH!

Now, if only the Ethiopians would lace the water supply of that pest hole with a suitably disgusting bio-agent, my day would be complete.

The young fighters of the Shebab, the backbone of the Islamists’ army, whose name comes from the Arabic word for youth, are deserting in droves.

“We can’t resist,” said Musa Abdullahi, 18, who quit his unit after half his comrades were cut down by Ethiopian helicopter gunships. “We thought this fighting would be like the others. It’s not.”

Isn’t much fun when the enemy, unlike the feeble old women and small infants that you’re used to “fighting”, actually fights back, is it? More Pisslamic “courage” and “bravery” in action. MoPedophile must be so proud of you.

…a crushing counterattack by the Ethiopians, who have the strongest military in East Africa and have sided with the transitional government because Ethiopia views the Islamists as a threat to its own security.

Where on Earth did they get that idea? Haven’t they heard that Pisslam is a “Religion of Peace?

Quick, Dubya, give them a call, they didn’t get your memo!

Residents in one of Mogadishu’s slums threw rocks at the Islamists’ pick-up trucks today.

OK, this is just ridiculous!

Will somebody give them some fucking hand grenades, ferchrissakes?

Ahmed Nur Bilal, a retired Somali National Army general, said the war had been a horrible miscalculation. What made him especially mad, he said, was the Islamists’ reliance on adolescent boys to do most of the fighting.

It got awful lonely in Ahmed’s bedroom once the little boys had all been sent to the front.

One of the first things the Islamists did after the fighting started was to close all schools in Mogadishu to send more young people to the front. Witnesses to some of the battles said the teenage troops were no match for the better-trained, better-equipped Ethiopian-backed forces who summarily mowed them down.

:clap_tb: :drunk_tb: :thumbup_tb:

Damn, if that doesn’t make you want to… SING!

“They’ve misled our children to their deaths,” Mr. Bilal said.

As opposed to?

Ethiopian officials have said that occupying Mogadishu is not part of their plan. But they have also said that rooting out Islamist extremists, who have turned Mogadishu in a base, is their priority.

And if the stinking subhuman filth inhabiting Mogadishu don’t get that hint, then they truly deserve to be wiped out.

Ah, fuggedaboutit… They already DO.

Carry on, Ethiopia, and if you see somebody approaching your capital wearing a suit, a briefcase and in particular anything powder blue with a globe on it, it’s safe to assume that it’s an Islamist Somali agent in disguise, PARTICULARLY if he looks anything like James Baker. You know how to deal with suicide bombers, don’t you?

Just unload everything you’ve got on them. If they are suicide bombers, you’re fine and if they’re something else, say, a foreign diplomat there to save the Pisslamists from extinction, nobody is really going to give a damn. It’s not like we can’t always find another diplomat. Just throw a cheap suit into a full septic tank and there you go. Instant State Dept. bigshot.

44 Responses to “No, Fuckheads, I Haven’t Forgotten Mogadishu”
  1. MCPO Airdale Comment by MCPO Airdale UNITED STATES

    What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

  2. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    G-d damn! Go Ethiopia! Now that is what I call righteous ass-kicking! :drunk_tb:

  3. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather UNITED STATES

    Keep opening those cans of “Whoop Ass”, Ethiopia!

    :clap_tb: :guns_tb:

  4. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather UNITED STATES

    I love a battle that the good guys don’t have to worry about PC crap.

    Gen Patton would have been proud.

  5. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel UNITED STATES

    Well, this is welcome news. And - somewhat OT - it looks as if there may be hope for England yet.

    Wonder if the Brits can just skip a generation when it comes time to crown a new monarch?

  6. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Hmmm… How does one go about buying pizza for the Ethiopian army?

  7. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun UNITED STATES

    It would be nice if these bastions of civilization, such as Ethiopia and Israel would get, you know, a litte support from certain superpowers with a strong interest in keeping governments from arising which cultivate terror cells and nukes.

    Just hold out a little longer, guys. We’ll get a Commander-in-Chief who understands that the Pentagon, State Department and Intelligence Services are tools to be used, not institutions to be supported.

  8. bigdicksplace Comment by bigdicksplace UNITED STATES

    I’d laugh my as off if Ethiopia pulled a Curtis LeMay on Mogadishu. I’ve always been a big fan of incinerating the trash, and that whole fucking zip code is nothing but trash.
    Fuck’em all.

    Yeah, I know… I’m getting soft.

  9. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    Yeah, I know… I’m getting soft.

    Must be the after-effects of all that Taserin’ to the genitals, Big D!

    :lol_wp:

  10. Mope, Imperial Knucklehead Comment by Mope, Imperial Knucklehead UNITED STATES

    #6 - Guido, you took the thouht right out of my brain.

    Ethiopian Pizza for everyone. Just make sure it has sausage on it!

    As for the historians here, recall one name…

    Haile Selassie I, The Lion of Judah.

  11. Unregistered Comment by LadderLogic UNITED STATES

    Sh.t. I would really like our government to do something for the Ethiopians: money? supplies? arms? intel? sea and air blocade of Somalia? diplomatic pressure on Eritrea so they don’t meddle? trying to make sure Sudan would not jump in from the other side? It is, after all, a very poor country constantly ravaged by droughts and famine, fresh after long communist rule, civil war and separation of its part. Needless to say, it is also a home of a very ancient and original branch of Christianity - right in the middle of the Islamic ocean.

    What I see so far is some resistance to a “make peace” resolution in UN… better than nothing, but so little, so precariously little…

    I don’t know what kind of politics the Ethopians have been pursuing lately… they may not be a big friend of United States after all. But they feel the islamist danger to themselves and they are acting on it. Which does make them friends of the United States, at least for the time being. Kind of like the Russians in WWII.

  12. Unregistered Comment by LadderLogic UNITED STATES

    BTW, it would be good time to remember the respect the Ethiopians won back in 1930s - when they resisted another scourge of the times: namely, Mussolini’s Fascism. Which, incidentally, came from Somalia…

  13. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten UNITED STATES

    So, let me get this straight. The Ethiopians felt the islamists were a threat to their security. They identified the threat, put said threat in their sights and tore said threat to shreds. Have I got that right? Doesn’t that sound a lot like the way this country (under real leadership) used to do things? I hope someone inside the DC beltway is taking notes.

  14. Lc Scott Comment by Lc Scott UNITED STATES

    Ethiopia is kicking ass.The Religion of Peace (piss be upon him)have run from Mogadishu.

  15. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Heh. So much for certain homegrown idiots’ whine about how Islamotards could “never be defeated”. Slap the bitches, and slap’em hard. No PC nonsense, no “thenthitivity”, just good old-fashioned war.

  16. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Looks like jihad-monkeys have been PWN3D big time! :dunce_tb:

  17. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    UN council fails to agree on plea to end Somali war

    A U.N. envoy urged the Security Council on Tuesday to call for an immediate halt in the fighting in Somalia or risk a broader conflict and greater instability in the chaotic Horn of Africa nation.

    Failure to reach a political settlement through a resumption of talks between Somali Islamists and interim government forces “would be disastrous for the long-suffering people of Somalia and could also have serious consequences for the entire region,” said Francois Lonseny Fall of Guinea, Secretary-General Kofi Annan’s special envoy for Somalia.

    But the 15-nation council was unable to reach agreement on such an appeal after Qatar, its sole Arab member, insisted the statement also call for the immediate withdrawal of Ethiopian forces — as well as all other foreign forces — from Somalia.

    The other council members backed a statement calling instead only for “unauthorized” forces to pull out, a phrase they argued would not apply to Ethiopian troops which were there at the invitation of the interim government.

    After more than three hours of negotiations, diplomats said the council was split 14 to one on the matter and suspended their efforts until Wednesday afternoon.

  18. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Maybe we can get some Somali spine to deal with this domestic terrorist towel head site… :guns_tb:

  19. HDW Comment by HDW UNITED STATES

    …from Ethiopia’s righteous ass-whuppin’ delivered to the tender, extensively penetrated backsides of the Assholes for Allah™

    I’m never disappointed by the quality of the writing here. Can you get any more descriptive than that?

  20. lclizglor Comment by lclizglor UNITED STATES

    i’ll third that notion to sending pizza. how about some beer too? not much goes best with pizza than beer!
    WTG ethiopia! GIT ‘ER DONE! :clap_tb:

  21. Unregistered Comment by Clarion UNITED STATES

    Hey Whiney-Pants Congress. Are you taking notes between sips of the Starbucks? THIS is how it’s done.

    Go Ethiopia.

  22. LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    Good to see his Rottiness is in such fine form.

    HDW-

    tender, extensively penetrated backsides of the Assholes for Allah™

    That’s why he’s the Emperor. Take notes there buddy.

    I s’pose Santa was very good to him this year. I still think we should retask the Imperial Death Star Weather Reconnaissance satellite and use it for Pay-Per-View broadcasting. BC does excellent sports play-by-play.

  23. Unregistered Comment by LadderLogic UNITED STATES

    From Strategypage:

    The U.S. was apparently providing the Ethiopians with satellite and aircraft photos of Islamic Courts positions. The U.S. has a large counter-terror force to the north, in Djibouti. The U.S. may be supplying Ethiopia with cash (to pay for all the gas the Ethiopians are burning in their operations). For years, the U.S. has been training Ethiopian troops for operations like this.

    Good. Apparently, something is still working in DC.

  24. Redhead Infidel Comment by Redhead Infidel UNITED STATES

    Speaking of quality of writing…

    Losing every battle they ever engage in is, after all, a proud family tradition among the followers of Mo-Hamhead. Which, I suppose, explains why they’re so happy about migrating to fwance.

    That one made me belly laugh!

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  26. Redhead Infidel Comment by Redhead Infidel UNITED STATES

    Misha, you are in fine from on this post, as are your Loyal Citizens, which I believe deserves its own showcase over at my place. :D

  27. jmaimarc Comment by jmaimarc ISRAEL

    I don’t know whether to be angry or happy that Clinton couldn’t manage to take care of the Islamists in Somalia. On the one hand, it cost the US unnecessarily in terms of military lives when the Ethiopians could have been ‘persuaded’ to do this years ago, on the other hand, this is just more proof of his utter uselessness as a leader, and that a ‘backwater’ country like Ethiopia can TCOB when necessary.

    It is well and truly gratifying to see that Ethiopia knows when and where to draw the line and say, “Enough of this crap.” HEY OLMERT, PAY ATTENTION! TAKE NOTES!

    As far as that ‘regional instability’ nonsense by the UN is concerned, quite the opposite: Ethiopia is returning the region to stability. It’s the Islamists who destabilized the region in the first place, stupid.

  28. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    Goll-eee! D’ya think the POWs are getting three hots and a flop and a koran delivered by an Ethiopian guard wearing white gloves? Gotta make sure the ROPissers rights are protected. [sniggers]

  29. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD UNITED STATES

    If only GWB were ethiopian !!!!!

  30. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    Why is this so hard for the west to do?

    We have a military that could finish off Nazi Germany in a few days … and yet it takes the Ethiopians to show us how to reduce a bunch of backwards islamist theocratic wannabes to kibble.

  31. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN CANADA

    “We can’t resist,” said Musa Abdullahi, 18, who quit his unit after half his comrades were cut down by Ethiopian helicopter gunships. “We thought this fighting would be like the others. It’s not.”

    Forgive me….I think I’m getting a hard-on. :guns_tb: :smoke_tb:

  32. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    I’m never disappointed by the quality of the writing here. Can you get any more descriptive than that?

    Thank you, kind sir. Much appreciated indeed :happy_tb:

    The answer to your question is: yes, I suppose you can, but I’d rather not go there. It’d be like actually showing the stabbing in the shower scene from “Psycho.” Not that I’d ever dare to presume to compare myself with old Alfred, that magnificent master of his craft, I’d consider myself blessed to be just 5% as good, but it’s the same dilemma: How to show enough without showing too much.

    If you say too little, nobody will know what you’re on about, and if you say too much, you’ll turn into one of the talentless hacks that feel they have to stick the camera into the bleeding chest cavity in order to show the knife going through the heart.

    Or something. I’m blathering. As usual. Which is why I’ll never be published. Heck, I wouldn’t sign me.

    Misha, you are in fine from on this post, as are your Loyal Citizens, which I believe deserves its own showcase over at my place. :D

    And a fine showcase it is too. I’m deeply flattered, thanks!

    As to the writing: what can I say? The crew around here is nothing short of inspiring, and that’s putting it mildly. Very mildly indeed.

  33. HDW Comment by HDW UNITED STATES

    How to show enough without showing too much.

    You hit a nice mix. Just enough imagery for our imaginations to take it where it wills.

  34. Unregistered Comment by MurdockTheCrazy UNITED STATES

    So let me see if I have this straight… Here is the current tally of Battles of the War On Islamic Fascism:

    Afghanistan, 2002-present. United States Military (unmatched megapower) vs Taliban and AlQaeda (third world). Initial victory, but more costly by the day.

    Iraq, 2003-present. United States Military (unmatched megapower) vs Iraqi Ba’athist military and various Islamic militias (near-third world). Initial victory, but costly to the point where it is not out of the question that the United States could withdraw due to political pressure.

    Lebanon, 2006. Israeli Defense Force (”top five” superpower) vs Hezbollah (third world terrorist group). Failure or near-failure.

    Somalia, 2006-2007. Ethopian military and Somali army (third world) vs Islamic militias (third world). So far nearly absolute victory.

    Wiskey Tango Foxtrot.

    None the less… Keep it going Ethiopia… Burn Mog to the ground. I’ve wanted that placed BBQ’ed since Irene happened.

  35. Unregistered Comment by Crusader Corim UNITED STATES

    Remember as well that Ethiopia is a Christian nation, and has been since before Europe knew Christ existed.

    I am proud to say that Ethiopia is upholding the Crusader ideal better than the European surrender-monkeys could ever hope to achieve.

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  37. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    Awwwwwwwwwww. Look! We’ve been found out by the sniveling Socialist pussies at Sadly, No! (Balls or Brains).

    If there were a group of Mooselimps gang-raping their mothers, sisters & daughters in the same room, the testically-deprived morons at Sadly, No! (Meat Hanging Between Their Legs) would be standing around, wringing their hands and asking what they had done to provoke the Misunderstood MoHamHeadian Misogynistic Mutt-fuckers™ to such actions.

  38. Redhead Infidel Comment by Redhead Infidel UNITED STATES

    Over at “Sadly No” (Testicular Fortitude) “Lesley” - Man or woman, who knows? Same difference over there - said he/she would love to take on Misha, if only he/she didn’t have to register to comment.

    As is usual with the psychobloggers, you have to register to leave a comment. Pity. I’d like to ask flaming rottweiler about the military service record he doesn’t have.

    So the pussies are having a heyday talking trash about Misha. Funny thing is, none of them would ever have the balls to come here and say anything. I commented as much.

  39. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Have we forgotten about Menchaca and Tucker?

    Well Terrorist Behind Menchaca and Tucker’s Deaths Captured in Iraq! Iraqi forces nabbed the al-Qaida in Iraq terror cell leader.

  40. Unregistered Comment by TheRoyalFamily UNITED STATES

    Now, if only the Ethiopians would lace the water supply of that pest hole with a suitably disgusting bio-agent, my day would be complete.

    It’s Africa (and Somalia no less!). I would imagine it’s pretty hard to get nastier stuff than the buggers they already have swimming in the water.

  41. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Must be the after-effects of all that Taserin’ to the genitals, Big D!

    I’ve come close, BC. When I was seventeen I was riding a minibike and jumping a hill. My feet slipped and my crotch landed square atop the spark plug, engine wound up. You know those little metal grommets they put on jeans down there? I do…

  42. nclivingbrit2 Comment by nclivingbrit2 UNITED STATES

    tender, extensively penetrated backsides of the Assholes for Allah™

    Like it’s the first time -any- of those arseholes have been penetrated…..

    But, that disgusting thought aside, is there any fucking chance we can ask Ethiopa to put down our domestic terrorism problem for us? You know the one with the besuited Pisslamic sleeper-cell that appears to have set up in a famous house on Penn. Ave.

    I know it’s an odd thought, but the idea of Ethiopian tanks on the streets of DC seems somehow heartening. I’m sure they’ll restore actual, representative democracy once they’ve assisted us in removing the members of our government who are siding with our mortal enemies….

  43. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon UNITED STATES

    I know it’s an odd thought, but the idea of Ethiopian tanks on the streets of DC seems somehow heartening. I’m sure they’ll restore actual, representative democracy once they’ve assisted us in removing the members of our government who are siding with our mortal enemies….

    And a sad day it has become indeed when such a thought is even possible…

    RH