…and I have no intentions of ever doing so, so the latest news from Ethiopia’s righteous ass-whuppin’ delivered to the tender, extensively penetrated backsides of the Assholes for Allah™ can best be described as highly encouraging (link via Hot Air):
NAIROBI, Kenya, Dec. 27 — Ethiopian-backed forces continued to beat back Islamist fighters in Somalia today, advancing to within 15 miles of Mogadishu, Somalia’s capital,
Splendid! And when you get there, please feel free to level the entire piss hole of a “city”, then cover it in gasoline and set it on fire. And don’t bother being too meticulous about killing the inhabitants first. Let them crackle, hiss and sizzle while the rest of us laugh ourselves silly.
…as diplomatic pressure increased for the Ethiopians to pull out.
As is always the case whenever the followers of Mohammed the Pedophile are getting butchered. I’d suggest strapping the diplomats to the outside of your tanks, then finding a nearby building to run over. Or, better still, strap them to the exhaust grill. Nothing smells quite as wonderful as a set of striped pants on fire while the worthless bag of skin inside screams himself to death.
The African Union, which had supported Ethiopia’s incursion into Somalia, issued a statement that said, “We appeal for urgent support for the transitional government and the withdrawal of all troops and foreign elements from Somalia.”
Here’s an idea: Mo’ the Motherfucker’s little ragheaded buddies withdraw first, then we talk?
The Arab League also weighed in today, calling for “an immediate and comprehensive cease-fire.”
And we all know exactly how much a ceasefire with ululating apes with pillow cases for hats are worth, don’t we? Just ask Eretz Yisroel.
But the fighting showed no signs of letting up.
I’ll never get this fat, happy smile off my face.
At dawn, troops of Somalia’s transitional government, backed up by Ethiopian troops, took over Jowhar, the last major town on the road to Mogadishu. It was the latest rout of the Islamists in fighting that began on Dec. 20 near Baidoa, the seat of the internationally recognized transitional government. Since then, the Islamists have lost just about every battle and have retreated toward their stronghold, Mogadishu.
Losing every battle they ever engage in is, after all, a proud family tradition among the followers of Mo-Hamhead. Which, I suppose, explains why they’re so happy about migrating to fwance.
Thousands of transitional government troops are now closing in on the seaside capital from two directions. The city is beginning to come unhinged.
Mogadipshit is beginning to come unhinged?
They actually pay people to write that kind of ignorant drivel?
The ports and airports are closed, which has led to a shortage of just about everything, sending prices for food, medicine and fuel through the roof. A gallon of gas in Mogadishu now costs $8.
Awww… My heart positively bleeds with compassion here. Those poor, poor widdle ghoulish, corpse-desecrating primates…
Now, if only the Ethiopians would lace the water supply of that pest hole with a suitably disgusting bio-agent, my day would be complete.
The young fighters of the Shebab, the backbone of the Islamists’ army, whose name comes from the Arabic word for youth, are deserting in droves.
“We can’t resist,” said Musa Abdullahi, 18, who quit his unit after half his comrades were cut down by Ethiopian helicopter gunships. “We thought this fighting would be like the others. It’s not.”
Isn’t much fun when the enemy, unlike the feeble old women and small infants that you’re used to “fighting”, actually fights back, is it? More Pisslamic “courage” and “bravery” in action. MoPedophile must be so proud of you.
…a crushing counterattack by the Ethiopians, who have the strongest military in East Africa and have sided with the transitional government because Ethiopia views the Islamists as a threat to its own security.
Where on Earth did they get that idea? Haven’t they heard that Pisslam is a “Religion of Peace?”
Quick, Dubya, give them a call, they didn’t get your memo!
Residents in one of Mogadishu’s slums threw rocks at the Islamists’ pick-up trucks today.
OK, this is just ridiculous!
Will somebody give them some fucking hand grenades, ferchrissakes?
Ahmed Nur Bilal, a retired Somali National Army general, said the war had been a horrible miscalculation. What made him especially mad, he said, was the Islamists’ reliance on adolescent boys to do most of the fighting.
It got awful lonely in Ahmed’s bedroom once the little boys had all been sent to the front.
One of the first things the Islamists did after the fighting started was to close all schools in Mogadishu to send more young people to the front. Witnesses to some of the battles said the teenage troops were no match for the better-trained, better-equipped Ethiopian-backed forces who summarily mowed them down.
:clap_tb: :drunk_tb: :thumbup_tb:
Damn, if that doesn’t make you want to… SING!
“They’ve misled our children to their deaths,” Mr. Bilal said.
As opposed to?
Ethiopian officials have said that occupying Mogadishu is not part of their plan. But they have also said that rooting out Islamist extremists, who have turned Mogadishu in a base, is their priority.
And if the stinking subhuman filth inhabiting Mogadishu don’t get that hint, then they truly deserve to be wiped out.
Ah, fuggedaboutit… They already DO.
Carry on, Ethiopia, and if you see somebody approaching your capital wearing a suit, a briefcase and in particular anything powder blue with a globe on it, it’s safe to assume that it’s an Islamist Somali agent in disguise, PARTICULARLY if he looks anything like James Baker. You know how to deal with suicide bombers, don’t you?
Just unload everything you’ve got on them. If they are suicide bombers, you’re fine and if they’re something else, say, a foreign diplomat there to save the Pisslamists from extinction, nobody is really going to give a damn. It’s not like we can’t always find another diplomat. Just throw a cheap suit into a full septic tank and there you go. Instant State Dept. bigshot.