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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » News From the “Ceasefire”

LC Judith sends:

Does anyone remember ceasefire? Two teenagers injured in their legs Tuesday evening by shrapnel of a Qassam rocket.

One of the youths, Adir Basad, sustained critical wounds and was rushed into surgery. The other teen, Matan Cohen, was moderately to severely injured.

Three people suffered from shock and several cars and houses in the area were damaged.

The al-Quds Brigades, the Islamic Jihad’s military wing, claimed responsibility for firing the rocket, which the group said was done in light of “the truce violations by Israel .”

What truce violations? In fact, what truce?

Classic “hudna”, pisslamic style. Lie through your teeth to gain time and, in the meanwhile, continue firing regardless. If the targets of your terrorism fire back, whine about how they “violate the truce.”

We like to focus on the good news around here, but we figured that we’d try to get you in the right mood for the upcoming Pali Pizza Bingo extravaganza, hosted by the Imperial Rabbi Laurence, starting in 2007.

We tried to reach the State Dept. for comment, but they were busy fondling Abu Mazen’s shriveled testicles and wouldn’t return our calls.

18 Responses to “News From the “Ceasefire””
  1. LC Beaker Comment by LC Beaker UNITED STATES

    Maybe 2007 will be the year that Israel decides it’s goal should be “victory” instead of “truce.” Even better, maybe the West will finally decide that Liberty is worth defending.

    Kill. Every. Last. One.

  2. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    My bet’s they do the centrifuges in iran in ‘07.

  3. Unregistered Comment by readerjp

    Surgery Saves Two Young Victims of Palestinian Rocket Attack - Judy Siegel-Itzkovich

    Adir Basad, a 15-year-old Sderot resident, was out of danger on Wednesday after undergoing 12 hours of surgery at Ashkelon’s Barzilai Hospital. Hit by shrapnel from a Kassam rocket, he suffered severe wounds to his whole body. Matan Cohen lost four toes on one foot and will undergo further surgery to remove shrapnel in his heart. (Jerusalem Post)

    Sderot Teenagers Suffering from Chronic Anxiety -

    The pupils at the state religious school Nativ Yeshivati in Sderot are particularly exposed to the difficult situation. Two of its pupils were wounded by a Kassam rocket on Tuesday night. In June, their school was hit by a rocket. A month ago, another schoolmate, Snir Suissa, was seriously injured.
    Research at the Education Department of Ben-Gurion University shows that the youth in Sderot suffer from chronic anxiety. “The symptoms of chronic anxiety are physical,” said researcher Professor Shifra Sagy. “They are expressed in headaches, stomachaches, shivers, and difficulties in sleeping.” (Ha’aretz)

    Did you know that Sderot is the hometown of moron Defense Minister Peretz, who knows nothing about the military other than when he was in it? They are flipping him the bird, but since he is from Labor and with professional politician Olmert, they are doing nothing.

    Man, I hope they get somebody tough in there soon.

  4. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

    Misha,
    The situation is BAD…Olmert is a suicidal jew out to get us killed.

    Rockets raining down, people getting injured, strategic facility in ashkelon hit - no response!

    2,000 rifles with 2 million rounds of ammo were transferred to the ay-rabs in gaza.. now I don’t care how bad your aim is but 2 million rounds is going to score a few hits.

    The Popular Resistance Committees on Thursday warned that arms transferred by Egypt to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas’ Fatah movement will reach its operatives who will use them against Israel .

    “We vow to show the Israelis very soon the weapons they lately channeled to the Presidential Guards and to the security services will be directed against the occupation,” Muhammad Abdel Al, a spokesperson for the group said

    Olmert released 10 million dollars to the PA - to buy more rockets..

    Olmert is going to release a few hundred to a few thousand terrorists, while shalit, goldwaser and regev are still captive..

    Olmert called for the removal of 50 check points in the west bank… Despite the army announcing that this is suicidal and that over 60% of terrorists are caught at check points..

    This guy is out to kill us all… sure its quiet but that’s because dozens of terror attacks are foiled EVERY DAY

    I remember when my roommate was in the army at a check point by jenin, calls me up and says “hey we just found 11 ak-47 in this arab dude’s taxi..” sure I bet he was just using them for show and tell at his son’s school.

    This country is worse than france!

    What other country in the world do you hear calls to make peace with syria ?!?!

    The even sadder part is when the country’s top fiction writer starts writing political rants and people listen to him.

    Amos oz wrote: its easier peace with syria or war…

    What a stupid moron! firstly peace with syria isn’t worth the paper it’s signed on.. secondly peace with syria will get us killed faster than the pali’s blowing us up.. every intelligence officer worth his uniform says sadam’s WMD’s were smuggled to syria…

    Makes me want to jump off my roof, I wish I could join the political arena but alas I am only 21… maybe in a few years!

  5. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Damn! Yet another lesson in how people get the government they deserve: “Olmert is a suicidal jew out to get us killed”…

    Can’t anything be done about running another nation wide vote to get rid of Olmert or does he have to much of a coalition of parties to fight that?

    Olmert’s a nut…

  6. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    Well, Elchonon. There is only one thing I can say:

    It’s increasingly clear to me that Olmert has to go. One way or another.

  7. bigdicksplace Comment by bigdicksplace

    O/T
    Misha, looks like you have a new fan.

  8. bigdicksplace Comment by bigdicksplace

    Damn it.

    http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/blogs/wolcott/2006/12/perhaps_the_fra.html

  9. nclivingbrit2 Comment by nclivingbrit2 UNITED STATES

    Misha, looks like you have a new fan.

    Why do I get the feeling that even as Wolcott was writing that, he was sneakily rubbing one out over how -righteous- he is?

  10. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    What. An. Ass.
    I actually had to read the article more than once to take in the full scope it.

    “free-range chickenhawks”???

    I did not serve, which is why I usually am mum on the topic, but I noticed in MR. Wolcott’s bio that there is no mention of any service by him either. Applying such a remark to the subjects of his derision is akin to criticizing a farmer when your mouth is full.

    The condecension that he slaps around with a broad brush, read in conjunction with his bio, is quite telling. A ‘nuanced’city-dweller, who is more capable of gauging what is wrong with the world (and it must be us) than those who live outside the confines of New York City. In otherwords, an effete metrosexual who will curl up in a fetal position and suck his thumb when the government doesn’t immediately come to his rescue after the next terrorist attack. But, hey, his two whole years of college and a lifetime of living in New York City makes him a well-qualified critic of the country’s political right and its ‘collective psychosis’. He concentrates so hard on looking down his nose at people who are facing reality head on that it is a wonder he hasn’t yet run into something and hurt himself. The stuff dreams are made of. I noticed that there was not a place to submit a comment. Why am I not surprised. Any observation from anywhere else in the country must be beneath his dignity. Besides, an erudite challenge to his specious assertions would actually require some thought and effort in composing a response. I’m sure it would interfere with his manicure, eyebrow waxing, or other similarly important activity.

    Perhaps he needs some new experiences to supply him with a frame of reference before he engages in any more self-congratulatory contempt of the only portion of the blogosphere worthy of any serious attention.

    Nahhh. That wouldn’t be nuanced enough.

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    *noticed*
    Damn.

  12. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    I’ll just let my pals say it for me:

    pissed chickenhawk

    And this guy too:

    what he said

    pretty tough and noble looking birds…those chickenhawks….you can compare me to one anyday.

  13. bigdicksplace Comment by bigdicksplace

    I'm the chickenhawk packin the M60.
    Fuck you Vanity Fairies. You have no fucking idea who you’re talking about.

  14. LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    #11-BisW

    *noticed*
    Damn.

    :blink_tb:

    and what BigD sez too..!!!

    Jumpin Jeebus on a Schtick…how does one keep from hurling to even begin a writing a post with a header like that.

    “Vanity”

    ..mheh….

  15. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    As we actual military vets (Ya’ know, Ms. Wolcott, the ones you so readily denigrate with the “chickenhawk” label.) are fond of saying, “Bring it on, you quiche-eating, latte-swilling metrosexual cock-gobbler!”
    :guns_tb:
    I’d take the time to grab the online thesaurus and prose manuals that the effeminate, bikini-waxing sperm-gurgler uses, but I’ve got better things to do with my time, like going out to eat dinner and have a couple of adult beverages, whilst watching a bowl game on TV.

    :drunk_tb: :smoke_tb:

  16. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Funny thing about that denizen of the Port Authority bathrooms, he doesn’t want any comments about his libberish

    Imagine that! Another libtard who exhibits all the finer character traits of a craven coward… :laugh_tb:

  17. nclivingbrit2 Comment by nclivingbrit2 UNITED STATES

    “free-range chickenhawks”???

    I would tell this guy to suck my chicken-hawk flavoured dick, if I didn’t just think he’d consider it a friendly invitation.

    “They also serve who only stand and wait.”

    Well, if you consider preparing just standing and/or waiting, then I guess I’m serving.

    While our commentator there is pointing out which of his neighbours are Jews and Christians to the religious police, I’ll be trying to hookup with the rest of you right thinking folks to see if we can’t buck their system some.

    The annoying thing is, I was seriously considering joining a branch of the Reserves, but my lack of citizenship apparently disqualifies me.

    Anyone on the Left want to trade? I got a United Dhimmiedom passport I don’t like to touch anymore…..

  18. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    You could probably volunteer for the Canadian Army and fight in Afghanistan.