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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Saddam Execution Haiku Party!

Head over to Meryl Yourish’s place and haiku away!

38 Responses to “Saddam Execution Haiku Party!”
  1. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

    (Sing to the tune of Camptown Races) :mrgreen_wp:
    Saddam Hussein’s GONNA DIE, Doo-Dahhh, do-daah, :drunk_tb: :smoke_tb: :thumbup_tb: :drunk_tb: :undecided_tb:
    Saddam Hussein’s ASS IS DEAD, oh, doo-dahday!!!! :undecided_tb: :rolleyes_tb: :clap_tb: :devil_tb: :drunk_tb:

  2. MrSpkr Comment by MrSpkr UNITED STATES

    ULULLLLUUULULULULULULULULULU!

    Die fat bastard!

    Now, if we can just invite Sadr and Ahmadenijad to the party . . .

  3. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

    Umm….why does the link take me to Dictionary.com and the definition of Feminism???? Sheeesh I don’t need a definition of THAT. I have my PMS to remind me once a month. :devil_tb:

    A movement for granting women political, social, and economic equality with men.

    Women who see themselves as equal to men lack ambition. :lol_wp:

  4. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

    Ding Dong the Witch is DEAD ! :drunk_tb: :undecided_tb: :clap_tb:

  5. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Stick it up yer ass, Ramsey Clark! I can only imagine what Saddam is seeing right now…….but justice, however belated, is finally served. My sole regret being he wasn’t run through one of those plastic shredders he used on others feet first and alive. You know, these humanitarian types liberals love to defend, especially if they hate America. :devil_tb: :clap_tb: :guns_tb:

  6. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    Strange. The “a href” tag in the post is written correctly, but the link takes you to dictionary.com

    Here, try copying and pasting this into your browser (don’t click on it. Copy and paste):

    http://www.yourish.com/2006/12/29/2522

  7. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

    That worked… :thumbup_tb:

  8. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie UNITED STATES

    Saddam is now dead.

    :clap_tb: :clap_tb: :clap_tb: :thumbup_tb: :clap_tb: :thumbup_tb: :thumbup_tb: :thumbup_tb: :clap_tb:

  9. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW UNITED STATES

    Strange. The “a href” tag in the post is written correctly, but the link takes you to dictionary.com

    Okay, I fixed the problem. For some reason, Meryl has some kind of www record problem. Take out the “www” and it works correctly.

  10. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN CANADA

    I am soooo reminded of this

  11. LC#2112 Comment by LC#2112 UNITED STATES

    Whoo whoo! ‘Been 12+ years in the making…72 raisins he gets ! Now on to the serious bidness of squashing those who retaliate on his behalf..Show them NO mercy, for pitiful acts of bogus retribution done on this prick’s behalf are obviously done by subhumans..Any individuals that respond thusly are not entitled to mercy, forgiveness, understanding, compassion or anything else that the left might try to bestow upon them…They only deserve to be remembered as associates of satan himself.. I revel in Today– for I, an infidel American am witness to the death, without martyrdom, of Madass Insane !! Bravo and Kudos to the sane parts of the world that brought this about !!

  12. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138 UNITED STATES

    I think the video is on Al-Arabiya, if anyone wants to look. I wanna know if he snapped or strangled. (hoping for the latter)

  13. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun UNITED STATES

    :drunk_tb: :drunk_tb:

    Should Auuuuuuulld Acquaintance beeeee forgot….!

    :tongue2_tb: :tongue2_tb:

    :tongue1_tb:

    :undecided_tb: :dunce_tb:

    Know what’s DISGRACEFUL?

    They could have had the execution at 12:00 midnight on New Years Eve. Now THAT would be one hell of a party.

  14. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

    As I said before, it couldn’t happen to a more scummy dickwad.

    Now the Iraquis should straighten their asses up and act like human-beings, at least.

    What I mean by this is they need to get control of the country.

    They can accomplish this quickest by arresting assholes like Al Sadr and the myriad moronic mullahs who keep stirring the pot to make it stink worse. They can also make an example out of the Iranians they’ve captured and send them to follow So-Damn Insane and warn Ahmadinnerjacket that the same thing will happen to any others they send.

  15. bdfaith Comment by bdfaith UNITED STATES

    Satans B1tch! — Famous last words: “Allahu Ak-k-k”

    Evil men swing like a pendulum do
    Soldiers in Humvees, two by two
    Weapons of mass death, way back when
    The hollow white cheeks of the dead children …

  16. Thresher Comment by Thresher UNITED STATES

    You all know the tune:

    He was an Asshole! He was the world’s biggest asshole! Sing it with me!

    A-SS-HO-LE! Everybody! A-SS-HO-LE!
    :drunk_tb:

  17. Thresher Comment by Thresher UNITED STATES

    Hey, come to think of it, do you guys think this is why Bush has ordered a troop surge? Like, we offed Saddam, so now we kill Sadr and immolate (love that word) the Mahdi Army, and then challenge anyone else. I think Saddam dying might cause a bit of a break in the political flow of things in Iraq, giving us the opening to actually get agressive.

  18. 1oldleg Comment by 1oldleg

    Saddam and his two buddies swingin’ at once—I call that hittin’ the trifecta!

  19. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

    (Sing to the tune of “Camptown Races”)
    Saddam Hussein’s ass is DEAD, do-daahh, do-dahh, :clap_tb: :undecided_tb: :drunk_tb:
    Saddam’s ass is fuckin’dead, oh, do-dahh day!!!! :undecided_tb: :smoke_tb: :jittery_tb: :devil_tb: :drunk_tb: :bye_tb: :rolleyes_tb: :smile2_ee: :smile1_tb: :undecided_tb: :devil_tb: :smile2_tb: :clap_tb: :drunk_tb:

  20. fmragtops Comment by fmragtops UNITED STATES

    For some reason I keep thinking of the scene from Blazing Saddles, but with Saddam in hell:

    Demon: Saddam, you shifty Ay-rab, they said you was hung!

    Saddam: Yeah, and they was right!

  21. Jack Deth Comment by Jack Deth UNITED STATES

    Saddam Rhyming Haiku

    A length of stout rope
    sways above a noose. Seeing
    both makes the bowels loose

    Climbing up the steps
    Clammy cold as countless souls
    rejoice who one wept

    The noose pulls and bites
    under the chin and ears. Know
    the power of Fear!

    The trap door opens
    with the pull of a switch. Learns
    gravity’s a bitch! :lol_wp:

    Dropping as the door
    snaps wide. Shitting your pants is
    most undignified! :clap_tb:

    Head lolling at a
    crazy angle. People cheer
    as Saddam dangles :undecided_tb:

    LC Jack Deth~ Imperial Trancer Tracker & Tagger

  22. Master Sergeant Comment by Master Sergeant UNITED STATES

    Sing to the tune of Camptown Races)
    Saddam Hussein’s GONNA DIE, Doo-Dahhh, do-daah,
    Saddam Hussein’s ASS IS DEAD, oh, doo-dahday!!!!

    (added, with a frolicking banjo accompaniment)
    He shoulda swung all niiiight ..
    He shoulda swung all daaaaay ..
    Shoulda swung ’til the crows had plucked out his eyes
    Oh, doo-dah-day

  23. Master Sergeant Comment by Master Sergeant UNITED STATES

    Al-Jazeera doesn’t have film yet, says Iraq will release the footage. Quote below.

    It also mentioned that he seemed calm, and said the usual “There is no god but Allah….” crap before he did his dance. Other eyewitnesses said he looked scared, however, so one suspects Al-Jazeera might be putting a bit of frosting on this cake.

    His brother-in-law and the judge are going to swing after Eid, so Sodom got to dance solo this time.

    “It was very quick. He died right away,” an official Iraqi witnesses told the Reuters news agency.

    “We heard his neck snap,” said Sami al-Askari, a political ally of al-Maliki.

    Another witness said: “He seemed very calm. He did not tremble.”

    State television said that it would air footage of the hanging.

    Too bad they used the western hanging method. Too quick.

  24. Unregistered Comment by kb JAPAN

    Haiku? Okay, let’s give it a try:

    U.S. supported
    During the gassing of Kurds
    Hypocrisy reigns

    kb

  25. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

    Troll is whining
    His Hero is Dead
    Reality Sucks

  26. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Whinging troll baby
    His “facts” are lies
    Typical Liberal

  27. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Haiku? Okay, let’s give it a try:

    U.S. supported
    During the gassing of Kurds
    Hypocrisy reigns

    Maybe its the libtard’s most endearing trait, the inability to feel shame displaying their abysmal ignorance and taking inordinate pride in their ignorance at the same time…

    Amazing!

  28. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    Murdering tyrant
    Tools of fear
    Liberal tools
    Hold him dear

  29. 3FgBurner Comment by 3FgBurner UNITED STATES

    I read a sci-fi story once, about a guy who’d been sentenced to death for multiple things. Resuscitation and reconstructive-surgical technologies had advanced to the point where they could hang the guy, then bring him back. Spend a year recuperating, and then on the anniversary of his conviction, another trip to the gallows. Too bad it’s fiction, in this case. Of course, at age 69, Saddam wouldn’t have lasted nearly long enough.

    My Haiku:
    Saddam, swingin’ guy
    Sic Semper Tyrannis, dude
    Have fun hangin’ out.

  30. Wild-Eyed Charlie Comment by Wild-Eyed Charlie UNITED STATES

    Saddam goes to Hell
    Asks, “Where are all the virgins?”
    VIRGINIANS, ASSHOLE!”

  31. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

    A long drop, SHIT! Still, dead is dead. Next moonbat conspiracy theory? The death was faked, and Saddam’s living it up at a secret location. Maybe we oughtta plant that one at the Kos or DU, and watch it hatch!! :devil_tb: :twisted_wp:

  32. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    Keith Moon should use The Carcass to skin his celestial drums, then thrash out a raging version Won’t Be Fooled Again.

  33. Wild-Eyed Charlie Comment by Wild-Eyed Charlie UNITED STATES

    Haiku? Okay, let’s give it a try:

    U.S. supported
    During the gassing of Kurds
    Hypocrisy reigns

    kb

    Haiku? Okay, let’s give it a try:

    KB’s off his meds
    Trolls and Dhimmis flatulate
    From their mouths, not ass.

  34. Unregistered Comment by kb JAPAN

    Glazy-eyed Charlie said:

    “KB’s off his meds
    Trolls and Dhimmis flatulate
    From their mouths, not ass.”

    What does this have to do with Saddam? What meds? What trolling? What flatulance? There. At least four expressions of nothing in the entire Haiku. You fail. Go back to breaking rocks so that we monks have something to rake.kb

  35. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    What does this have to do with Saddam?

    Your inability to support your statements with anything relevant has triggered the stress relief subroutine.
    We realize that energy spent on efforts made to inform or engage you in good-faith debate will not likely bear any palatable fruit of any kind.

    So,now you become a chew-toy.

    What Charlie said had nothing to do with saddam, you are correct. Very astute.

    It was a direct insult, I’d say level 4 out of 10.

    M’kay?

  36. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    Monk?
    That explains much.

    I had noticed latent signs of sexual repression in your phrase-ology.

    Celebacy can be licked, ‘hope you get well.

  37. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie UNITED STATES

    Celebacy can be licked

    Damn Cheapshot, talk about a double entendre’ there. :blush_tb:

  38. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    It can also be beaten. :smoke_tb: