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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » How to get rid of an annoying younger brother…

Two words: “Play Saddam.”

Multan - A young boy who tried to copy hanging scenes from the execution video of Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein died in central Pakistan, said police on Monday.

Mubashar Ali, 9, hanged himself, while re-enacting Hussein’s hanging with the help of elder sister, 10, after tying a rope to a ceiling fan and his neck in his home in Rahim Yar Khan district on Sunday, said a local police official.

The father of the deceased boy said that his children had been watching the video of Saddam Hussein’s execution on television and attempted to imitate the hanging as other family members thought they were playing in another room.

Are idiotic kids under 18 eligible for Darwin Awards? Or if there a special category for minors of the retarded persuasion?

23 Responses to “How to get rid of an annoying younger brother…”
  1. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD UNITED STATES

    No loss here. One less suicide bomber in 2009 to deal with.

    But of course, ITS ALL BUSHES FAULT !!!!!!

  2. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon

    Sometimes kids are pretty stinking stupid. Then again, they are often too young to quite understand the permanence of death… but that is the job of the parents to handle. I say give the parents an honorable mention in the next darwin awards for being too stupid to protect their progeny properly.

    RH

  3. LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    after tying a rope to a ceiling fan

    Note to stupid children…It works better when the fan is “off”.

    After the reenactment is complete we recommend low-speed with strobe lights for the perfect visual Fx.

    Are idiotic kids under 18 eligible for Darwin Awards? Or if there a special category for minors of the retarded persuasion?

    I’m not sure, Sire. You could and by all means should make one by Imperial Diktat™.

  4. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane UNITED STATES

    Sounds like they are chlorinating the genepool, it would be a good idea in ALL the moo-slime lands.

  5. BITOA Comment by BITOA UNITED STATES

    HERE COMES A LAW SUIT AGAINST BUSH!
    I’M SORRY FOR U KID, LIKE THEY SAY,
    DON’T TRY THAT AT HOME!

  6. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

    No loss here. One less suicide bomber in 2009 to deal with.

    This kid was nine. Kids do stupid things, and sometimes it kills them. Who should you blame? The fucking parents.

    I wouldn’t blame Bush, he is just a tool.

  7. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

    I disagree, DJ, at 9 years of age the kid should know better than to put a rope around his neck and hang from the ceiling fan. I would not even blame the “fucking” parents. As for Bush being a tool, maybe he should make a “Don’t Try This At Home, Kids” video.

  8. Redeard Comment by Redeard UNITED STATES

    I’m waiting for the usual suspects to trot this out as another reason not to use the death penalty.

  9. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    I believe in giving credit where credit is due.

    The kid did it right the very first time…

  10. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    I believe in giving credit where credit is due.

    The kid did it right the very first time…

    Lucky for you, I didn’t have anything in my mouth when I read taht.

    How ’bout a “spew warning” next time, bro?

  11. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

    WTF?, A muzz version of the Addams Family?

  12. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    WTF?, A muzz version of the Addams Family?

    Nah, the Addams Family would have survived it…

  13. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Mubashar Ali, 9, hanged himself, while re-enacting Hussein’s hanging with the help of elder sister

    Hmmm, sounds like one more potential libtard, wetback, towel head that won’t be voting for someone from the party of the Seditious & Sleazy

    Rumor has it the kid was watching the SUPREME GORON mouthing inanities about the ecology and this drove the kid to want to off himself… :wink_wp:

  14. Unregistered Comment by readerjp UNITED STATES

    Do you think this will make it on to “Jackass 3?”

  15. DJM Comment by DJM UNITED STATES

    Well, if these kids are going to emulate Saddam, better it be his last moments than the torture and murders…

  16. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Well, if these kids are going to emulate Saddam, better it be his last moments than the torture and murders

    Ahhh but Saddam was a family man don’t you know?

  17. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

    Hmmm, sounds like one more potential libtard, wetback, towel head that won’t be voting for someone from the party of the Seditious & Sleazy…

    Do these words empower you somehow?

    I disagree, DJ, at 9 years of age the kid should know better than to put a rope around his neck and hang from the ceiling fan.

    For crying out loud, you are trying to put your “common sense” into the shoes of a nine-year-old. Especially one who has been brought up in a lifestyle substantially different than your own.

    I am amazed that none of you can see the tragedy of this story — that being a child had no other role models available to him.

  18. edbrown Comment by edbrown UNITED STATES

    One less potential terrorist in our future.

    Stupid is what stupid does. :flush_tb:

  19. Unregistered Comment by Crawdaddy550 UNITED STATES

    I am amazed that none of you can see the tragedy of this story

    Oh, I do. The poor waif succumbed before teaching his friends how the game is played. Tragic. How many innocents will die because he didn’t share?

  20. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    I am amazed that none of you can see the tragedy of this story — that being a child had no other role models available to him.

    I see the tragedy alright, I see the tragedy in a lot of things, but that never kept me from making fun of it in the past.

    Besides, I at least had the good sense to quit doing stuff that could kill me at the age of 6. I’m not quite done getting involved in activities that might seriously injure me yet, though.

    Is it sad that the knuckledraggers over there are too busy lying around prostrate in the general direction of Mecca and repeating the hateful screeds of their insane imams to teach their poor kids that tying a noose around your neck and dangling from a ceiling fan is a Dumb Thing To Do™?

    Sure it is. It’s horrid, and I feel for the poor kid whose parents obviously weren’t fit to bring up pet rats, but what am I to do?

    Other than hoping and praying for the day when that benighted blot on humanity over there emerges from the 7th century and discovers civilization.

  21. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Do these words empower you somehow?

    Does asking an idiotic question after making a truly asinine statement empower you somehow tool?… :lol_wp:

    I am amazed that none of you can see the tragedy of this story — that being a child had no other role models available to him

    The only tragedy here is the fact that this collection of seditious parasites didn’t join the nine year old bastard in his quest for the light…

  22. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

    Considering how muslim boys treat girls, the sister probably had “motivation” to help her brother…

    Darn devil smiley won’t come up.

  23. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Ahhh and the band keeps playing on… :lol_wp:

    Texas Boy Hangs Self; Saw Saddam on TV

    Yes, another fool that won’t grow up to vote for a damned Democrat… :lol_wp: