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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Hell is Getting Crowded

Rumor has it that Ayatollah Khamenei has boarded the one way express to Hell and that Shaitan is already greasing up his enormous, thorned cock in anticipation of his arrival.

No confirmation as of yet, but it sounds good already:

“Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei is gravely ill - he can no longer see very well, has difficulty hearing, and is no longer able to properly perform his duties,”

All of those poor goats will have to go to sleep unserviced tonight, then.

33 Responses to “Hell is Getting Crowded”
  1. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie UNITED STATES

    Think we’ll get another body ripping funeral out of this one? get the TIVO’s warmed up folks, the funi s about to begin.
    FIRST!

  2. fmragtops Comment by fmragtops UNITED STATES

    I only regret he wasn’t gunned down, or blown up by US guns and/or bombs.

  3. Dick Comment by Dick UNITED STATES

    If it’s true, I hope it fuckin’ hurt when that prick burned out.
    That would truly give me the warm fuzzies.

  4. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Oh, yeah, baby! Ya havta wonder, though. When they start tearing the body apart at one of those funerals, what does the guy that winds up with the wedding tackle in his hand think when he looks to see what he got???

  5. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie UNITED STATES

    what does the guy that winds up with the wedding tackle in his hand think when he looks to see what he got???

    “I get to go to sleep with a smile on my face tonight”.

    or

    “Mmmm.. Dinner”.

  6. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    With any luck, Castro will be joining him and Saddam soon.

  7. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    If he hasn’t already, maxx. Some rather interesting speculation about that a couple weeks back.

  8. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Well, well, we seem to have a trend going here. Excellent…..

  9. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Well, well, we seem to have a trend going here. Excellent…..

    Next up, a Hellfire Headache for Muttdumbass al-So-Dahrr?

  10. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    News has it that the little fucker’s dead!!!!!

    WOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Although the 48 Hour Rule is being invoked by BC and Jackboot…

  12. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    Guids-

    Although the 48 Hour Rule is being invoked by BC and Jackboot…

    Roger that, thanks for the backup !!!!

    Still working for other sources..prolly go air with it on the ClueBat….holding to 48 regardless

  13. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    “Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei is gravely ill - he can no longer see very well, has difficulty hearing, and is no longer able to properly perform his duties,”

    Kinda hard for him to see with Satan tea-baggin’ his scraggly ass while jamming his forked goat-poker down KumMangled’s throat, thus preventing him from screeching out the requisite “Allah’s New Snack Bar!”, whilst demons are having squirrel monkey sex in each of his ears, drowning out his screams of eternal agony.

  14. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

    Oh my! The bats are flying into hell fast and furiously aren’t they? Gonna have to open up so more space at this rate. Now if they will just go ahead and announce that Fidel has been taking a dirt nap for over a month now we can celebrate the Trifecta.

  15. Bill H Comment by Bill H UNITED STATES

    …whilst demons are having squirrel monkey sex in each of his ears, drowning out his screams of eternal agony.

    Wonderful. Now I have visions of horned horney squirrels, with miniature, squirrel-sized pitchforks. :devil_tb:

  16. Unregistered Comment by irish19 UNITED STATES

    LC Crunchie

    “I get to go to sleep with a smile on my face tonight”.

    or

    “Mmmm.. Dinner

    ICK!!! You been hangin’ with BC too long!

    Shaitan is already greasing up his enormous, thorned cock in anticipation of his arrival.

    And then dipping it in sand or broken glass one could hope.

  17. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie UNITED STATES

    ICK!!! You been hangin’ with BC too long!

    He’s been re-educating me in the Imperial Dungeon Game Room™. I’m feeling much better now. :shock_tb:

  18. Lc Scott Comment by Lc Scott UNITED STATES

    This makes me wonder if the traitors far left will insist the he get the same treatment as former President Gerald Ford?

  19. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Tiberius

    And many a livestock danced the dance of joy…

  20. DJM Comment by DJM UNITED STATES

    Allahu Akbar! 1 down, 1 billion to go!

  21. sylkione Comment by sylkione UNITED STATES

    Allahu Akbar! 1 down, 1 billion to go!

    Now your talking!

  22. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    Allahu Akbar! 1 down, 1 billion to go!

    Well, at least the ones who can’t seem to get the Clue™ that we don’t want anything to do with them or their Pedophile Profit™ (Pigs Pee Upon Him) and insist on spreading his filthy “religion” by the sword. (Or dull knife.)

  23. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Tiberius

    To paraphrase Aimery:

    “Kill them all. The pedophile will know his own.”

    Heh. I guess it can work both ways :twisted_wp:

  24. shamalama Comment by shamalama

    “We seriously suspect the agents of the Americans and Israelis in conducting such horrendous terrorist acts and cannot believe the people who kidnap Philippines nationals, for instance, or behead U.S. nationals are Muslims.” - Ayatollah Khamenei

    So according to this genius we behead our own people just to blame The Religion Of Peace™.

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  26. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    It’s a good thing that the Assholetollah Kumstainee™ ate a fortified breakfast when he woke up!

    72 Raisin Bran

  27. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Well I for one think that hell should have the following ten members of Congress just to round out the crowd that’s already there…

  28. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

    HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WHAT A GREAT START TO 2007!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :clap_tb: :undecided_tb: :thumbup_tb: :lol_wp: :lol_tb:TO HELL WITH THE REST OF THE “PEACEFUL MOOSELIMBS”

  29. Rat Patrol Comment by Rat Patrol UNITED STATES

    Now, it’s a race to the finish line. Ayatolla Assahola vs. Fidel Castro… They’re both brain dead, just waiting for the bodies to assume room temperature.

    Another one bites the dust….”

  30. Rat Patrol Comment by Rat Patrol UNITED STATES

    … and thusly, all the beasts of the field were very happy, and they celebrated well into the darkness of the night, and offered their thanks unto their creator…

  31. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit UNITED STATES

    So according to this genius we behead our own people just to blame The Religion Of Peace™.

    Well, a few beheadings in a certain two-letter place name might not go amiss.

    I got a rusty shovel around here somewhere, pretty sure I can round the edge off like a billiard ball……

  32. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Well, a few beheadings in a certain two-letter place name might not go amiss.

    Few? Get Stormy out of there, (and maybe a few otehr deserving types), and I would go for a lot more than a “FEW”

    :smoke_tb:

    (BTW, I suspect I might have a spare SKS chest bandolier floating around the joint, if’n yer interested…)

  33. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit UNITED STATES

    Few? Get Stormy out of there, (and maybe a few otehr deserving types), and I would go for a lot more than a “FEW”

    Well, I didn’t want to hog all the fun…..

    How much did you want for the bandolier?