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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Laugh-out-Loud Moment of the Day

We found this article at LC & IB Bill Quick’s place, an rather unremarkable article if it wasn’t for this snippet:

If asked to bet on the fate of American Middle East policy in the near future, the safe move would be to put money on general withdrawal before the 2008 election. The only thing opposing this outcome is the boldness and determination of George W. Bush himself…

Waitaminnit… The “boldness and determination of George W Bush?”

*SNARF!*

*Giggle!*

*BWAH*

*BWAHAH!*

*BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA!*

*CHOKE!*

*BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!*

*SPURT, SNIFFLE, COUGH*

Er, excuse us…

13 Responses to “Laugh-out-Loud Moment of the Day”
  1. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138 UNITED STATES

    Leaving by November 2008? Umm….NO SHIT! People might have elected Dems dressed as conservatives (we’ll see if they actually are Blue Dogs or not), but they got Nancy Pelosi as Speaker, which most people saw coming 100 light-years away, and a largely far-left Congressional “leadership”. Plus, the DNC tends to be less forgiving of “mavericks” than is the soon-to-be terminal GOP. We’ll soon be adopting King Arthur’s battle plan (from Monty Python and the Holy Grail) for the whole War on Islamonazis. And Bush will probably cave to them to get his precious amnesty bill (and maybe that North American Union I keep hearing about).

    Can’t believe it’s all getting pissed away like this. I thought we had been doing pretty damned well, all things considered, but since Bush won his second term, it’s like he’s sleeping on the job.

    No matter who’s in charge when I pass the licensing exam of RNs, I plan on attempting to enlist as a Nurse in whatever service will take me (if any). After all, someone will need to patch up the casualties we’ll be getting soon. But with Dems in charge, no freaking way I’d sign up for infantry.

  2. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC UNITED STATES

    I…When……The..Holy Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, where the hell did this guy come up with “the boldness and determination of George W Bush”?

    Bush has done some things that were good for the country, but what was passed never…ever had anything to do with “boldness and determination”

  3. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    No matter who’s in charge when I pass the licensing exam of RNs, I plan on attempting to enlist as a Nurse in whatever service will take me (if any). After all, someone will need to patch up the casualties we’ll be getting soon. But with Dems in charge, no freaking way I’d sign up for infantry

    Hmmm, I’m guessing here, shooting in the dark actually (pardon the pun) but I’m thinking that with the party of the Seditious & Sleazy holding the whip hand in both House of Congress you’ll end up being drafted into the service and since we are going to end up looking like Spain you’ll probably be up to your elbows in gore on the domestic front…

  4. Tom The Impaler Comment by Tom The Impaler UNITED STATES

    Carefull not to blow pepsi or scotch out your nose onto the keyboard your highness.

  5. Dick Comment by Dick

    The only thing opposing this outcome is the boldness and determination of George W. Bush himself…

    Considering his balls have been doublewrapped to protect against freezerburn and they’ve been placed just below the veggies, I don’t think so.

  6. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    We’ll laugh til we cry and then maybe, hopefully, enough people will get pissed off so we can implement the proper policy in the ME. The one that has the jihadis fearing us more than their fucking moongod as it’s only objective!

  7. Wild-Eyed Charlie Comment by Wild-Eyed Charlie UNITED STATES

    The only thing opposing this outcome is the boldness and determination of George W. Bush himself…

    Thansk. I’ve been having one of THOSE days (where some arschlechen totally misreads a situation, then blames me for causing it). That quote made me laugh until I almost spit out my coffee (which would have REALLY ruined my day, wasting good coffee like that).

  8. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Oh gawd……….

  9. Unregistered Comment by Lupos87 UNITED STATES

    Poor George,
    History will probably look back on him in a better light them people do now.

  10. Unregistered Comment by peterobinson UNITED STATES

    juandos -

    re comment #3

    you’ll probably be up to your elbows in gore

    ???????? THAT is a totally disgusting thought-pic!
    It’s bad enough just looking at our former veep…
    although his ass is doubtless more than ample enought to fulfill yer wildest fantasies.

    You gonna try to challenge BCs rep?

  11. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

    I thought that the Rev. Jim Jones died in Guyana. If it’s not him, then somebody else has got the Kool-Aid recipe. :drunk_tb:

  12. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

    Poor George,
    History will probably look back on him in a better light them people do now.

    Only if the globalists take over completely.

  13. JeepThang Comment by JeepThang UNITED STATES

    you’ll probably be up to your elbows in gore on the domestic front…

    Can anyone explain this to me, please.

    If it means anything remotely near civil war, as I think it means.. well.. I doubt that will ever happen. From what Ive seen people only talk about what they’d do.. and won’t do it.