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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Islamofascists of Somalia Beg for Mercy

First, the Islamofascist monkeys run around in the streets, ululating like orgiastic pigs and triumphantly declaring jihad on the entire nation of Ethiopia, then Ethiopia kicks their scrawny arses and now, after a series of “victorious defeats” signaling a “switch to a different strategy” and an always imminent “last, heroic and glorious stand” that somehow never materializes, they’re down on their knees, kissing the boots of their Ethiopian conquerors, begging to be left alive. (Link via LC & IB Ace):

Somalian Islamists belonging to the defeated Union of Islamic Courts say they want to negotiate a political settlement with the transitional Government of Somalia.

A spokesman for the Islamic Courts speaking from Yemen says the Islamists are determined to find solutions.

What?

All it takes is a string of merciless, military defeats and, all of a sudden, the “invincible” Muj are crawling in the sand in their soiled robes, begging for mercy? Haven’t the New York Slimes and the rest of the liberals clearly explained to us that any war against those indefatigable foes wearing pillow cases on their heads is “unwinnable?”

It’s almost as if we’ve been lied to for years. Nah, can’t be. The Fourth Estate Fifth Column would never do that.

Of course, when dealing with Islamists suddenly begging for a hudna, the only sensible answer is this:

Negotiate THAT, followers of the Pedophile Prophet.

24 Responses to “Islamofascists of Somalia Beg for Mercy”
  1. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    First !!!-

    I love days off !!!! Unfortunately, they are extremely rare in this camp.

    Of course, when dealing with Islamists suddenly begging for a hudna, the only sensible answer is this:

    Isn’t it a thing of beauty? And..I notice they avoid the cost of interment by letting Mother Gaia recycle the goat-molesting wastes of OhTwo.

    So many brave Muj warriors and so little ammo. They could have included a U.N. observer in the lineup to verify the effiency of the lead-induced, speed-lane to 72 raisins.

    Just sayin….

    :devil_tb:

  2. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

    YOU MEAN TO TELL THAT THESE BRAVE “FREEDOM FIGHTERS” (WHO HAVE BEEN RUNNIN SCARED FOR WHAT 2 WEEKS NOW FROM THOSE EVIL ETHIOPIANS WHO JUST WANT TO KEEP THESE “PEACEFUL MUSLIMS” DOWN),ARE NOW BEGGING TO NOT GO TO PARIDISE TO GET THEIR 72 RAISINS?
    WHAT A BUNCH OF PUSSIES! :help_tb:

    GO BUCKS

  3. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    MAybe they can be introduced to the new jihaddi sport … bungie hanging.

  4. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

    But a shredder makes them decompose, and thus become fertikizer, faster.

  5. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

    BWAHAHAHAHAH!

  6. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    M’ Liege- Please check your email. I finally remembered and sent you the information you needed.

    Please don’t send those hypoxic reminders anymore. I need all the few remaining brain-cells I have intact.

    :flush_tb:

    JB-

  7. Dick Comment by Dick

    Notice how all those guys are backed up to a hillside so nothing could possibly ricochet and hurt an innocent?
    Safety first! Gotta love em for it.

  8. DJM Comment by DJM UNITED STATES

    No doubt, if we pulled a Gen. Pershing on those Jihadis, this war would be over before Cindy Sheehan could spell “quagmire.”

    A friend who studies the Middle East conflicts says the easiest way would be to feed all dead Islamists to pigs, leaving the droppings in the pig pens or burying it with dead pigs. Nothing like living through eternity as Islamic pig shit.

  9. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    They are seeking a solution? They could just give up and die already. I think that is a marvelous solution, and shou significantly reduce the bloodshed that is going on.

  10. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    Where or what period is that photo taken from?

  11. Mike M Comment by Mike M UNITED STATES

    It looks like things are getting kinda “spooky” for the muzzies.

    (CBS/AP) A U.S. Air Force gunship has conducted a strike against suspected members of al Qaeda in Somalia

  12. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    sources say a lot of bodies were seen on the ground after the strike

  13. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie UNITED STATES

    Sir Christopher

    Loved the Sadam Bungie brother. That made my otherwise shitty day a lot brighter. :thumbup_tb:

  14. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Gotta’ love them gunships! Awesome, they are.

  15. Apollyon Comment by Apollyon UNITED STATES

    (CBS/AP) A U.S. Air Force gunship has conducted a strike against suspected members of al Qaeda in Somalia

    Has Bush heard about this?

  16. Unregistered Comment by irish19 UNITED STATES

    A spokesman for the Islamic Courts speaking from Yemen says the Islamists are determined to find solutions.

    I think the Ethiopians already found one.

    sources say a lot of bodies were seen on the ground after the strike

    Ya think??????

  17. Unregistered Comment by wellwisherofall

    Emparor Misha I and all your associates:
    You have stated in the article, “followers of the Pedophile Prophet”, which is a lie and a desperate move to assassinate the character of the last prophet of God, Muhammad and insult the believers. No one can stop you from acting so, but let me agree with you, for your lie, may God take care of you in this life by changing your character from whatever worst it is already to a disgusting ‘pedaphile’ for the world to know and see you as one. Right? Ameen.

  18. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant UNITED STATES

    You have stated in the article, “followers of the Pedophile Prophet”, which is a lie and a desperate move to assassinate the character of the last prophet of God, Muhammad and insult the believers. No one can stop you from acting so, but let me agree with you, for your lie, may God take care of you in this life by changing your character from whatever worst it is already to a disgusting ‘pedaphile’ for the world to know and see you as one. Right? Ameen.

    Go fuck yourself, raghead.

  19. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Pedophile Prophet

    What else would you call a man that marries a nine year old.

    Insecure?

  20. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    A target, Guido….a target.

  21. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    A target, Guido….a target.

    Or a red smear, perhaps?

  22. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    Kiddy diddler?
    Cherry picker?
    Mo-Lester?
    Baby’s first real man?
    muslim?

    Be verrry careful about denying that which is written in the ko-ran, muzzy.

  23. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon UNITED STATES

    He can’t even spell “amen”, “emperor”, or “pedophile” correctly, and we’re supposed to be insulted by his opinion? He’s got a lot of chutzpah… gotta give him that much. But he obviously isn’t very familiar with either the Bible OR the Quran.

    Not that we were surprised by that, now were we?

    RH

  24. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Baby Raper?
    Bubba’s New Bitch?
    New Bitch on the (Cell)block?