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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Boy, Can We Call ‘Em or WHAT?

Yesterday, we made a comment at Hot Air in response to where the media was about the air strikes in Somalia:

First, they have to find a way of ascribing it to the divine ascendancy of Reichsfuhrer Pelosi to the throne.

Second, they’ll have to find a way of describing a plane as being “stuck in an unwinnable quagmire” and, thirdly, they’re all waiting for AP to invent an “eyewitness” testifying that the gunship actually took out three orphanages, seven weddings, fifteen mosques and a partridge in a pear tree.

Today, the Associated Pants (on fire) reports:

MOGADISHU, Somalia - Helicopter gunships attacked suspected al-Qaida fighters in the south Tuesday after U.S. forces staged airstrikes in the first offensive in the African country since 18 American soldiers were killed there in 1993, witnesses said.

Witnesses said 31 civilians, including two newlyweds, died in the assault by two helicopters near Afmadow,

That didn’t take long, now did it?

All we can say is that, should you ever find yourself invited to a Hajji wedding, it might be a good idea to politely decline.

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24 Responses to “Boy, Can We Call ‘Em or WHAT?”
  1. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138 UNITED STATES

    There might have been two newlyweds, but who cares? Just sayin’, a little chlorine in the gene pool over there isn’t all that bad….

    F.E.T.E.

  2. Unregistered Comment by seagoon CHINA

    I didn’t know Somalia had legalized gay marriage… or was it interspecies?

  3. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    What the hell are newlyweds doing in an al-queerda camp? Sometimes the company you keep can get you killed.

  4. 1oldleg Comment by 1oldleg UNITED STATES

    Q: Why did the Al-Queda terrorist cross the road?

    A: “Cause his dick was stuck in a goat.

    Here comes the bride, all dressed in towels. Sing along kids, you know the rest

  5. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon UNITED STATES

    hmm… 1oldleg I think you messed up the lyrics… it’s it supposed to go like this?

    Here comes the bride, carried by her dad.
    Up on his shoulders because she’s only five.
    Here comes the bride, wishing she was free.
    To play with toy dolls like other kids her age.

    …Or something like that… right??

    RH

  6. Unregistered Comment by TC UNITED STATES

    Is anybody else amazed that there seemingly has not been a single civilian causality in Somalia during the last 3 weeks of open combat?

    Well until a US gunship cleans some rags out of the closet that is!

  7. Mike M Comment by Mike M UNITED STATES

    Witnesses said 31 civilians, including two newlyweds, died in the assault by two helicopters near Afmadow.

    I notice the article didn’t claim they were “non-combatants”. As for the “newlyweds”, so what? Hitler was a newlywed too when the Rooskies caused him to eat his gun. As far as they know, that was Osama himself who just got hitched.

    What the hell are newlyweds doing in an al-queerda camp?

    No kidding, BisW. I’ve heard of battlefield commissions, but what’s with this muzzy custom of battlefield weddings anyway?

  8. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon UNITED STATES

    Oh to any who may have been confused by my horrible butchery of the here comes the bride lyrics, that was supposed to be what the hajji sing at the weddings… sorry that I forgot to make that clear…

    RH

  9. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit UNITED STATES

    No kidding, BisW. I’ve heard of battlefield commissions, but what’s with this muzzy custom of battlefield weddings anyway?

    The only way the Muzzies can get a woman to marry into their fucked up little family is at gunpoint silly!

    The goats are more accommodating, but they don’t cook so well…..

  10. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    The goats are more accommodating, but they don’t cook so well…

    Well, at least when they marry their goats, the bride gets eaten out on her honeymoon.
    :lol_wp:

  11. MoMinuteMan Comment by MoMinuteMan UNITED STATES

    BC sez -

    Well, at least when they marry their goats, the bride gets eaten out on her honeymoon.

    And they can eat her again after the funeral… :blink_tb:

  12. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

    Serves ‘em right to suffer, baby. Serves ‘em right. They gonna live a lonely life. Sorry, lyrics sprang to mind at this post. Remember your oath? These stupid msmlibtards should really just go die. If they won’t do it on their own….

  13. George guy Comment by George guy UNITED STATES

    The wedding-seeking missiles were supposed to be a secret, but I guess you caught us.

  14. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    What the hell are newlyweds doing in an al-queerda camp? Sometimes the company you keep can get you killed

    Lie down with dogs and wake up with fleas… :lol_wp:

    Well it seems some fleas are looking for a new home today…. :lol_wp:

    This is one heck of a flea remover… :clap_tb:

  15. Unregistered Comment by orwoody

    Yesterday, on the radio national news, the teaser was “Terror from the Skies.” Then, the news went into the description of the AC-130 gunship support. That teaser illustrates the slant and bias of their story.
    Woody

  16. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

    Terror from the skies Abso-fuckin-lutly.

    winning hearts & minds and willing to splatter them if neccessary

  17. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    now they’re newlybleds

  18. TPCrasher78 Comment by TPCrasher78

    Well, kids, here’s a picture of the Spectre and the firepower it dispenses. We aren’t going to lose for lack of firepower, is all I’m saying….

    and check out them shells…..

  19. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

    What the hell are newlyweds doing in an al-queerda camp?

    Uh, that was the honeymoon, Blackiswhite, a gift from one of the groom’s uncles I think. Boy is he gonna hear about it!

  20. Unregistered Comment by The Lone Haranguer UNITED STATES

    Helicopter gunships attacked suspected al-Qaida fighters in the south Tuesday after U.S. forces staged airstrikes…

    I thought they used an AC-130, or are these different airstrikes? Whichever, well done. :thumbup_tb:

    Come to think of it, some of them did get well done. :twisted_wp:

  21. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    funny, all of the gnashing and wailing about civilians and newlyweds and children killed is these strikes on al-qaeda types….

    I don’t remember hearing anything about the newlyweds and elderly and children killed in the attacks on………

    9/11

  22. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Come to think of it, some of them did get well done.

    Hmm… More like “Extra Crispy”, I would think!

    (I prefer “rare”, myself…) :lol_wp:

  23. Unregistered Comment by tradewind UNITED STATES

    Including two newlyweds … the wifely half of which was probably just days away from the joys of beating and stoning. She might have had the kinder out…….

  24. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Brits pimping for Al Queda again…

    Somalia strike ‘missed al-Qaeda targets’

    The controversial US air strike in southern Somalia missed all three top al-Qaeda members Washington alleges are hiding out in the country, a senior US official said on Thursday.

    The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said eight to 10 “al-Qaeda affiliated terrorists” were killed in Monday’s attack, but gave no details.

    On Tuesday the Pentagon confirmed that an AC130 aircraft was used to target “the principal al-Qaeda leadership in the region”. The attack marked the first overt US military intervention in the Horn of Africa nation since its doomed invasion in the 1990s.

    The strike was criticised by the European Commission, as well as the Arab League which claimed it had killed “many innocent victims” and demanded that Washington refrain from further attacks. There were no accurate casualty figures.

    Washington’s main accusation against a Somali Islamist movement was that it was sheltering three al-Qaeda members wanted in connection with the 1998 US embassy attacks in Nairobi and Dar es Salaam and 2002 attacks in Kenya.