…from the ever-growing repository of photoshops at Retecool

Translation:

Sore throat?

Mohammedils provide instant relief!

40 Responses to “More Offensive Stuff”
  1. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott UNITED STATES

    heehe bawhahaa

  2. LC Delftsman3 Comment by LC Delftsman3 UNITED STATES

    Makes me proud of my Dutch heritage! :guns: at the ready for the coming Apocalypse.

  3. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    I hope the translation was accurate, Bert.

    And I’m ready too. It’ll be an honor to fight alongside of you.

  4. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

  5. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass UNITED STATES

    You know, if you guys are looking for the ACLU’s annual multiculturalism award, you’re not going about it the right way.

  6. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    Your majesty,

    can you help me enter that image into the Retecool thread?

  7. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    :lol: Looks pretty right to me, Rog! :lol:

    :-)

  8. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass UNITED STATES

    Maybe heaping abuse on the poor Muslims is okay with you, Gunsniper, but I think it’s just rude!

  9. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    Yes, it is.

    They better learn to take it in stride. (You should, as well)

  10. Michael Comment by Michael UNITED STATES

    LOL, way funnier than the Koranimals cartoons.

  11. Unregistered Comment by seagoon CHINA

    Another Danish Embassy torched, this time in Beirut. Viking Time, methinks.

  12. Unregistered Comment by Elephant Man UNITED STATES

    I suspect that all hell’s going to break loose when Denmark’s “inhouse islamos” get orders from their mullahs to go out and start “seething”.

    I doubt the Danes will watch and wait for a week or so like the french did before dropping the hammer on any rioting jihadists.

    Then again, the “inhouse islamos” in Denmark might have actually have figured out that any untoward “seething” will result in a severe asskicking and subsequent deportation back to their “festering shitholes of origin”.

  13. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco UNITED STATES

    bwahahaha…they STILL dont get it. The more they bitch, the more we will bring the truth to light.

    F.E.T.E

    RLTW

  14. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    Maybe heaping abuse on the poor Muslims is okay with you, Gunsniper, but I think it’s just rude!

    Sir, I suspect you feel we’re singling out the poor muzzies, NO FUCKING WAY!

    I ask you to re-aquant yourself with the blog mar-keee.
    So long as the muzzies or ANYONE subscribes to thought process’s that fall so perfectly within the definition of Idiotarianism, they will find grief on this page, and I will remain loyal.

    Allah FUBAR, ya’ll

  15. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    are looking for the ACLU’s annual multiculturalism

    Actually, I’d rather discover their obituary.

  16. Unregistered Trackback by Woody's News UNITED STATES

    Mickey Mouse Religion?…

    Any worldwide religion that feels so threatened by a cartoon that it’s members erupt into violence burning buildings, toting guns in the streets, and threatening to kill anyone who disagrees with them must be called what it is… CHILDISH. These…

  17. Unregistered Comment by Elephant Man UNITED STATES

    You know, if you guys are looking for the ACLU’s annual multiculturalism award, you’re not going about it the right way.

    Roger’s right!

    Too much mocking, not enough seething! ;-)

  18. Unregistered Comment by LC-Lady-Vandea UNITED STATES

    OMFG I almost dropped the laptop when I saw that pic. You know why is it that people make fun of pretty much any religion out there and now all of a sudden this is so wrong and heads must roll.Thats what freedom of speech or cartoon/photoshop in this case is.Everyone is so damn hyper-sensitive these days..
    But as for that Rhetecool photoshop…hehehe
    :calvin:

  19. Unregistered Trackback by Stop The ACLU UNITED STATES

    Sunday Funnies…

    image courtesy of faithmouse
    Sweet Spirits of Ammonia has the ACLU joke of the day
    Radio Active Liberty has the Carnival of Comedy
    Expose the Left points us to Brokeback to the Future
    Point Five gives us Jihad: The Struggle Within
    Six Meat Buffet ha…

  20. Unregistered Comment by Don Miguel UNITED STATES

    Emperor Darth Misha:

    There is no doubt that you deserve a genuine 100% Osama bin Laden-approved fatwa from all God-fearing true believers for posting this. Congratulations!

  21. Unregistered Comment by Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    Oh my.

    :what:

  22. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    I hope the poor camel turned around and spat in the sodomite muzzie’s face, a real double-oyster special. :mad:

  23. SoCalOilMan Comment by SoCalOilMan UNITED STATES

    Just waded throught the Sunday L.A. Times and the rumor that they would print the cartoons was just a rumor. They did have an Op-Ed piece saying they chose not to run them because they were offesive and ran two other cartoons with no mohammad dipictions. The guy also made a non-opinionated comment on the tole cartoon.

  24. caveman82952 Comment by caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    It started as a chuckle;…now a roar. Gawd! And my wife approves…she also was most intrigued with my Danish purchases last night. The canned meat to go in survival rations, the side of bacon in the freezer….and I know she will grunt down the cheese. Me? I’ll stash some of the cookies with survival stuff, then cadge one tin for my one line muchies……… :lol: :lol:

  25. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Maybe heaping abuse on the poor Muslims is okay with you, Gunsniper, but I think it’s just rude!

    Rude.

    Yeah, we certainly don’t want to be rude to child molesting, goat felching, women stoning, hate mongers that treat women as chattel, fly planes into buildings, blow up innocent women and children, saw heads off of bound men and women, strap bombs on mentally ill people and tell them to get on a bus and then detonate them with a cell phone and generally espouse the destruction of the non-muslim world for the great crime of not believing in their fucking pedophile prophet. I don’t want to be rude, I want them dead. Painfully.

    Um, roger
    :finger:

  26. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    Hey Roger -

    The “poor muslims” want you dead too. If you’re a Jew they’d kill you twice if they could.

  27. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    I think Roger was joking, BTW. :smirk:

  28. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    Roger, Go read about the mutt these mutts want to emulate! Check out what “Big Mo” had to say about woman, Jews, infidels and the permissible treatment thereof!
    clarityandresolve.com has some great info and links to the koran and “The Doin’s of MO”.
    Check that out and your definition of rude should change a little.

  29. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass UNITED STATES

    THANK YOU B.C.!!!

    Uh, guys, like, facetious, you know? Sardonic? Ironic?

    Ranger, have you noticed the tenor of my other posts when Islam is the subject? For instance, did you see my love song to Sir Banagor? I’ve been calling for the mass deportation of Muslims from the West SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, you silly man!!

    If nothing else - I mean, apart from the centuries of Islamic atrocities, massacres, oppression, annihilation of whole civilizations, you know, small things like that - do you all think I haven’t noticed the unspeakable, vile, and obscene cartoons by MUSLIMS against America, Israel, Joos, Christians, the West in general? And they have the IMMORTAL GALL to resent antiMuslim cartoons?

    Oh shit. ABC now is showing that feature about the challenger (handicapped) kid football league, and I’m crying. I hope you all are happy.

  30. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    I have no desire to make Roger cry. :shake:

  31. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass UNITED STATES

    Okay, just to remove all possibility of ambivalence, let me reiterate for the record - I think cartoons mocking Islam are a great idea.

  32. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass UNITED STATES

    Thank you Cheryl. A little blessed and all too rare mercy in the Empire. Ranger likes seeing me cry. He laughs when I cry.

  33. SoCalOilMan Comment by SoCalOilMan UNITED STATES

    Roger, There’s sometimes a bit of friendly fire. Picked up some shrapnel myself the other day. Same situation, just starting to let my sarcastic side leak through and it isn’t recognized as such yet.

  34. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Oh folks, you should consider looking at the latest offerings from that creative and funny lad Jay D. Dyson at Sacred Cow Burgers :lol:

  35. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    juandos, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol:

    Yo, Pisslam™! :finger:

  36. Unregistered Comment by streamingfreedom UNITED STATES

    There’s some pretty good artistic interpretations that can be found at http://www.drawmohammad.com. It looks like it could be the same artist doing these ones, they’re pretty good. Check out 58, 55, 53, 51, & 48

  37. Unregistered Comment by LaVache UNITED STATES

    This fast-growing body of artwork is evolving into a new taquiyya countermeasure that operates along the same principles as the tactic of trolling.

    A well executed troll is the rhetorical equivalent of a flaming sack of dookie left on somebody’s doorstep. In their haste to stomp out the fire, the victim ends up fouling himself with the bag’s reeking contents. Similarly, over the top responses to a inflamatory troll, particularly from the “sand into glass” contingent, are then printed out of context in the troller’s blog as ammunition for their arguments.

    The Moslem culture’s lack of humor makes them extremely vulnerable to this model, even if it is a tactic used largely by the Left. Yes, I know it sounds a little cut throat, and I would probably feel some remorse if not for the fact that the people we are dealing with are literal cutters of throats.

    Trolling for Towelheads, anyone?

  38. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Trolling for Towelheads? Excellent idea. Count me in, and when do we start?
    Oh, and in case some islamist freakazoid is reading this: fuck you and the pig your prophet blew! :moon:

  39. Unregistered Comment by DonB UNITED STATES

    Wait! I see it all so clearly now! How could I have been so wrong? I’m sorry Islam! I’m sorry Mohammed! I’m sorry Allah! I’ve just has an ‘Islamic epiphany’ . it’s a miracle! Here’s what happened: I had just finishes taking a huge crap when I perceived a strange and powerful aura all around, so not knowing why I looked in the toilet after wiping my ass, and there it was! The miracle of Islam! My turd was shaped exactly like the kabba in Mecca, but that’s not all! When I inadvertently looked down at the toilet paper I had just whooped my ass with, what did my wandering eyes see? Yes!! That’s right it was the face of Mohammed himself! So this is what I’m going to do: I’m having this image of the prophet [pedophile] preserved In clear epoxy resin for all the good Muslims to adore and make pilgrimages to, infect I’ve already developed a few ‘traditions’ for the ‘pilgrimage’ hmm; let‘s see, Rub Lincoln’s nose for good luck, bend over backwards and kiss the blarney stone, AHHA! Close your eyes and LICK the face of the prophet, Yeah that’s right you fucking Muslim basterds. LICK the SHIT from my ASS. Islam must die so the rest of the world can live. Thank you for your time. Islam Delenda Est

  40. Unregistered Comment by DonB UNITED STATES

    Hello Islam :finger: :moon: :stfu: /OHYEAAA :koolaid: