…from the ever-growing repository of photoshops at Retecool

Translation:
Sore throat?
Mohammedils provide instant relief!
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…from the ever-growing repository of photoshops at Retecool
Translation: Mohammedils provide instant relief! 40 Responses to “More Offensive Stuff”
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heehe bawhahaa

February 5th, 2006 at 2:09 amMakes me proud of my Dutch heritage! :guns: at the ready for the coming Apocalypse.
February 5th, 2006 at 3:07 amI hope the translation was accurate, Bert.
And I’m ready too. It’ll be an honor to fight alongside of you.
February 5th, 2006 at 3:12 am
February 5th, 2006 at 3:17 amYou know, if you guys are looking for the ACLU’s annual multiculturalism award, you’re not going about it the right way.
February 5th, 2006 at 3:20 amYour majesty,
can you help me enter that image into the Retecool thread?
February 5th, 2006 at 3:22 am
February 5th, 2006 at 3:29 amMaybe heaping abuse on the poor Muslims is okay with you, Gunsniper, but I think it’s just rude!
February 5th, 2006 at 3:49 amYes, it is.
They better learn to take it in stride. (You should, as well)
February 5th, 2006 at 4:00 amLOL, way funnier than the Koranimals cartoons.
February 5th, 2006 at 4:11 amAnother Danish Embassy torched, this time in Beirut. Viking Time, methinks.
February 5th, 2006 at 7:20 amI suspect that all hell’s going to break loose when Denmark’s “inhouse islamos” get orders from their mullahs to go out and start “seething”.
I doubt the Danes will watch and wait for a week or so like the french did before dropping the hammer on any rioting jihadists.
Then again, the “inhouse islamos” in Denmark might have actually have figured out that any untoward “seething” will result in a severe asskicking and subsequent deportation back to their “festering shitholes of origin”.
February 5th, 2006 at 8:10 ambwahahaha…they STILL dont get it. The more they bitch, the more we will bring the truth to light.
F.E.T.E
RLTW
February 5th, 2006 at 8:34 amSir, I suspect you feel we’re singling out the poor muzzies, NO FUCKING WAY!
I ask you to re-aquant yourself with the blog mar-keee.
So long as the muzzies or ANYONE subscribes to thought process’s that fall so perfectly within the definition of Idiotarianism, they will find grief on this page, and I will remain loyal.
Allah FUBAR, ya’ll
February 5th, 2006 at 8:44 amActually, I’d rather discover their obituary.
February 5th, 2006 at 8:54 amMickey Mouse Religion?…
Any worldwide religion that feels so threatened by a cartoon that it’s members erupt into violence burning buildings, toting guns in the streets, and threatening to kill anyone who disagrees with them must be called what it is… CHILDISH. These…
February 5th, 2006 at 9:19 amRoger’s right!
Too much mocking, not enough seething!
February 5th, 2006 at 9:28 amOMFG I almost dropped the laptop when I saw that pic. You know why is it that people make fun of pretty much any religion out there and now all of a sudden this is so wrong and heads must roll.Thats what freedom of speech or cartoon/photoshop in this case is.Everyone is so damn hyper-sensitive these days..
February 5th, 2006 at 9:37 amBut as for that Rhetecool photoshop…hehehe
:calvin:
Sunday Funnies…
image courtesy of faithmouse
February 5th, 2006 at 9:50 amSweet Spirits of Ammonia has the ACLU joke of the day
Radio Active Liberty has the Carnival of Comedy
Expose the Left points us to Brokeback to the Future
Point Five gives us Jihad: The Struggle Within
Six Meat Buffet ha…
Emperor Darth Misha:
There is no doubt that you deserve a genuine 100% Osama bin Laden-approved fatwa from all God-fearing true believers for posting this. Congratulations!
February 5th, 2006 at 10:22 amOh my.
:what:
February 5th, 2006 at 10:43 amI hope the poor camel turned around and spat in the sodomite muzzie’s face, a real double-oyster special.
February 5th, 2006 at 11:03 amJust waded throught the Sunday L.A. Times and the rumor that they would print the cartoons was just a rumor. They did have an Op-Ed piece saying they chose not to run them because they were offesive and ran two other cartoons with no mohammad dipictions. The guy also made a non-opinionated comment on the tole cartoon.
February 5th, 2006 at 11:08 amIt started as a chuckle;…now a roar. Gawd! And my wife approves…she also was most intrigued with my Danish purchases last night. The canned meat to go in survival rations, the side of bacon in the freezer….and I know she will grunt down the cheese. Me? I’ll stash some of the cookies with survival stuff, then cadge one tin for my one line muchies………

February 5th, 2006 at 12:45 pmRude.
Yeah, we certainly don’t want to be rude to child molesting, goat felching, women stoning, hate mongers that treat women as chattel, fly planes into buildings, blow up innocent women and children, saw heads off of bound men and women, strap bombs on mentally ill people and tell them to get on a bus and then detonate them with a cell phone and generally espouse the destruction of the non-muslim world for the great crime of not believing in their fucking pedophile prophet. I don’t want to be rude, I want them dead. Painfully.
Um, roger
February 5th, 2006 at 1:04 pm:finger:
Hey Roger -
The “poor muslims” want you dead too. If you’re a Jew they’d kill you twice if they could.
February 5th, 2006 at 1:10 pmI think Roger was joking, BTW. :smirk:
February 5th, 2006 at 1:29 pmRoger, Go read about the mutt these mutts want to emulate! Check out what “Big Mo” had to say about woman, Jews, infidels and the permissible treatment thereof!
February 5th, 2006 at 1:29 pmclarityandresolve.com has some great info and links to the koran and “The Doin’s of MO”.
Check that out and your definition of rude should change a little.
THANK YOU B.C.!!!
Uh, guys, like, facetious, you know? Sardonic? Ironic?
Ranger, have you noticed the tenor of my other posts when Islam is the subject? For instance, did you see my love song to Sir Banagor? I’ve been calling for the mass deportation of Muslims from the West SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, you silly man!!
If nothing else - I mean, apart from the centuries of Islamic atrocities, massacres, oppression, annihilation of whole civilizations, you know, small things like that - do you all think I haven’t noticed the unspeakable, vile, and obscene cartoons by MUSLIMS against America, Israel, Joos, Christians, the West in general? And they have the IMMORTAL GALL to resent antiMuslim cartoons?
Oh shit. ABC now is showing that feature about the challenger (handicapped) kid football league, and I’m crying. I hope you all are happy.
February 5th, 2006 at 3:37 pmI have no desire to make Roger cry. :shake:
February 5th, 2006 at 3:47 pmOkay, just to remove all possibility of ambivalence, let me reiterate for the record - I think cartoons mocking Islam are a great idea.
February 5th, 2006 at 3:49 pmThank you Cheryl. A little blessed and all too rare mercy in the Empire. Ranger likes seeing me cry. He laughs when I cry.
February 5th, 2006 at 3:52 pmRoger, There’s sometimes a bit of friendly fire. Picked up some shrapnel myself the other day. Same situation, just starting to let my sarcastic side leak through and it isn’t recognized as such yet.
February 5th, 2006 at 4:11 pmOh folks, you should consider looking at the latest offerings from that creative and funny lad Jay D. Dyson at Sacred Cow Burgers
February 5th, 2006 at 5:13 pmjuandos, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yo, Pisslam™! :finger:
February 5th, 2006 at 10:02 pmThere’s some pretty good artistic interpretations that can be found at http://www.drawmohammad.com. It looks like it could be the same artist doing these ones, they’re pretty good. Check out 58, 55, 53, 51, & 48
February 6th, 2006 at 1:32 amThis fast-growing body of artwork is evolving into a new taquiyya countermeasure that operates along the same principles as the tactic of trolling.
A well executed troll is the rhetorical equivalent of a flaming sack of dookie left on somebody’s doorstep. In their haste to stomp out the fire, the victim ends up fouling himself with the bag’s reeking contents. Similarly, over the top responses to a inflamatory troll, particularly from the “sand into glass” contingent, are then printed out of context in the troller’s blog as ammunition for their arguments.
The Moslem culture’s lack of humor makes them extremely vulnerable to this model, even if it is a tactic used largely by the Left. Yes, I know it sounds a little cut throat, and I would probably feel some remorse if not for the fact that the people we are dealing with are literal cutters of throats.
Trolling for Towelheads, anyone?
February 6th, 2006 at 2:42 pmTrolling for Towelheads? Excellent idea. Count me in, and when do we start?
February 7th, 2006 at 11:38 pmOh, and in case some islamist freakazoid is reading this: fuck you and the pig your prophet blew! :moon:
Wait! I see it all so clearly now! How could I have been so wrong? I’m sorry Islam! I’m sorry Mohammed! I’m sorry Allah! I’ve just has an ‘Islamic epiphany’ . it’s a miracle! Here’s what happened: I had just finishes taking a huge crap when I perceived a strange and powerful aura all around, so not knowing why I looked in the toilet after wiping my ass, and there it was! The miracle of Islam! My turd was shaped exactly like the kabba in Mecca, but that’s not all! When I inadvertently looked down at the toilet paper I had just whooped my ass with, what did my wandering eyes see? Yes!! That’s right it was the face of Mohammed himself! So this is what I’m going to do: I’m having this image of the prophet [pedophile] preserved In clear epoxy resin for all the good Muslims to adore and make pilgrimages to, infect I’ve already developed a few ‘traditions’ for the ‘pilgrimage’ hmm; let‘s see, Rub Lincoln’s nose for good luck, bend over backwards and kiss the blarney stone, AHHA! Close your eyes and LICK the face of the prophet, Yeah that’s right you fucking Muslim basterds. LICK the SHIT from my ASS. Islam must die so the rest of the world can live. Thank you for your time. Islam Delenda Est
February 9th, 2006 at 1:22 pmHello Islam :finger: :moon: :stfu: /OHYEAAA :koolaid:
February 9th, 2006 at 1:40 pm