If anybody’s looking for a lesson, we have one for you in the form of this thing of pure Fisking poetry from the hand of LC & IB Devil’s Kitchen of the UK.

No, we don’t know the next flippin’ thing about who Gordon Brown is, but we do know a superior Fisking when we see one, and that one is a bloody beaut.

10 Responses to “How to Fisk”
  1. Mike Zeares Comment by Mike Zeares UNITED STATES

    Nobody cusses better than the people of the UK. Nobody.

    triple-cursed, knob-rotting, savings-fucking, wealth-destroying weeping sore on the hairy, sweaty scrotum of humanity.

    Beautiful.

  2. Xystus Comment by Xystus UNITED STATES

    Mr. Clown must be the Chancellor of the Exchequer–more or less equivalent to our Secretary of the Treasury–& evidently an appallingly horrible one, going by DK.

    Nobody cusses better than the people of the UK. Nobody.

    In English, perhaps, though His Rottieness’s skills, as we know, are formidable. :cuss: I once saw a claim from a guy who’d made a career out of studying the practice of cursing (he put out a newsletter called Maledicta) nominating the Hungarians as champs. :cuss:

  3. Unregistered Comment by Boryon UNITED KINGDOM

    Gordon Brown is currently our chanceller of the Exchequer as Xystus says. You may hear more about him as he’s widely tipped to be Tony Blair’s successor when he steps down sometime before our next general election.

    Boryon

  4. Unregistered Comment by devilskitchen UNITED KINGDOM

    In Britain, we are very lucky; we have an abysmal, lying, useless tosspot of a leader, and we know that the next one, i.e. El Gordo, is going to be even worse. It’s enough to make one want to weep, really. Or, of course, lay into Master Brown.

    The whole of the interview that he gave is, essentially, trying to reposition the dour, old tit as a caring, sharing, multi-culti, minky-manky, winky-wanky, stinky-stanky, touchy-feely type of a guy, rather than the bastard who pinches 40% of your earnings to spend on lone mothers, smack addicts and public sector pensions.

    God, I loathe him with a passion…

    DK

  5. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci UNITED STATES

    Gordo the Gobblin’ King must die now, not later. Die, die, die, you incompetent piece of dried-out, white dogshit, like what you don’t see around ‘ere anymore, eeeeh. I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire, unless I thought that, by peeing in strategic places, it might be possible for me to prolong your agony, you triple-cursed, knob-rotting, savings-fucking, wealth-destroying weeping sore on the hairy, sweaty scrotum of humanity.

    Fuck you, Gobblin’ King: fuck you right in the ear.

    I think he’s holding back a little….
    :smirk:

    Nobody cusses better than the people of the UK. Nobody.

    Geesh, it appears so. But I dated this guy from Preston who cringed when I used the word fuck and made comments. I didn’t get it. Fucking pansy.

  6. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci UNITED STATES

    I read DK’s blog, and sire, I linked to this case about our POWs. Wow, this needs to get out.
    http://www.superpatriots.us/aboutthecase/index.htm

  7. Unregistered Comment by Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    Where do I even begin?

    Beautiful. Breathtakenly, bloody beautiful, DevilsKitchen.

    I’m bookmarking it.

  8. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel UNITED STATES

    …And that’s one example of why DK has been one of my must-reads ever since Misha added him to the Rott’s sidebar.

    And if you think that was good, check out some of his fiskings of the Guardian’s Polly Toynbee, the UK’s equivalent of Maureen Dowd…

  9. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Well, for starters, he’s an incompetent cunt. Whilst discussing some politics with a friend of mine recently, we touched, for instance, upon the Gobblin’ King’s inopportune selling of half the bloody gold in the Bank of England in return for Euros and other such toytown crap :lol: :lol: :lol:

  10. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Berg UNITED STATES

    Good G-d, DK, that was a thing of beauty, a gott damned masterpiece!

    ‘Berg