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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler ยป The Wooden Tobacco Store Indian Makes an Arse of Himself in Snotty Retardia.

LC Michelle wonders what we think of this eruption of idiocy from the Albore, spotted while he was busy kissing the asses of the oil tick terror sponsors of 15-of-19istan, also sometimes referred to as “Saudi Arabia.”

One might be tempted to utter statements to the effect that he’s taken leave of his senses, but since that happened long ago (right around the time he, singlehandedly, invented the Internet) it just doesn’t hold a lot of punch these days.

JIDDAH, Saudi Arabia - Former Vice President Al Gore told a mainly Saudi audience on Sunday that the U.S. government committed “terrible abuses” against Arabs after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, and that most Americans did not support such treatment.

We’re not quite sure what the “terrible abuses” that he refers to are but, then again, we’re not quite sure that he knows either. Is he talking about “torture” of terrorist suspects? If so, he ought to read the polls more closely before issuing Idiotarian statements such as “most Americans don’t support it”, since they clearly do.

Gore said Arabs had been “indiscriminately rounded up” and held in “unforgivable” conditions.

We “indiscriminately rounded up Arabs” and His Majesty completely missed out on all the fun? Why doesn’t anybody ever tell us ANYTHING?

As to the “unforgivable conditions”, His Majesty has been treated worse in some hotels around the world, and he was forced to pay for the privilege too.

The former vice president said the Bush administration was playing into al-Qaida’s hands by routinely blocking Saudi visa applications.

Because, as we all know, there is no surer way of “playing into al-Qaeda’s hands” than to deny entry to them. They positively thrive on not being able to get into the country. As opposed to the grievious blow we struck against terrorism back when Albore was VP and we let 15 Saudi citizens into the country and taught them how to fly passenger planes into office buildings.

Every time we think that Al-Robo-Gore can’t possibly get any more demented, he opens his yodeling yap and proves us wrong.

“The thoughtless way in which visas are now handled, that is a mistake,” Gore said during the Jiddah Economic Forum. “The worst thing we can possibly do is to cut off the channels of friendship and mutual understanding between Saudi Arabia and the United States.”

The channels of friendship and mutual understanding that brought us 9/11 and soaring oil prices. Nope, we wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to those, that’s for sure.

Dear Oil Ticks,

Please send more terrorists.

Buttkissingly,

Al Gore.

Gore told the largely Saudi audience, many of them educated at U.S. universities, that Arabs in the United States had been “indiscriminately rounded up, often on minor charges of overstaying a visa or not having a green card in proper order, and held in conditions that were just unforgivable.”

“Indiscriminately” rounded up for nothing other than having broken the law.

How will we ever learn to live with ourselves now?

“Unfortunately there have been terrible abuses and it’s wrong,” Gore said. “I do want you to know that it does not represent the desires or wishes or feelings of the majority of the citizens of my country.”

Which country would that be, you oozing abscess on the scrotum of humanity, because it certainly isn’t mine.

Not to flog a dead horse, but can’t anybody in this country spell S-E-D-I-T-I-O-N anymore?

15 Responses to “The Wooden Tobacco Store Indian Makes an Arse of Himself in Snotty Retardia.”
  1. Unregistered Comment by jasonglh UNITED STATES

    Not suprising seeing as how AlGore often has issues understanding reality and fantasy. Perhaps on the plane over he watched The Siege and confused it with a briefing.

  2. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

    Is there some sort of competition going on among former - and almost-former - Democratic presidents to see who can do a better job of defaming their own country? How many reports have we had in the last several years of Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, John al-Qerry and now Algore rushing to deliver attacks on the Bush Administration and US policy before overseas audiences? I’ve lost count.

    Yes, it’s time to dust off the sedition statutes. And if the Republicans were smart, they’d start running campaign commercials juxtaposing the “How dare you question MY patriotism!” comments of various Democrat pols with snippets from the various anti-American speeches of Gore, Carter and the other eminence grises of the Democrat Party.

    :stfu:

  3. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7 UNITED STATES

    Blech…Shut up Al, you make me want to … :puke:

  4. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco

    Jeez, what planet is AlGore living on? ‘Cause the lack of oxygen is surely causing what few bain cells he has to lose their friends! :cuckoo:

  5. Blackiswhite Comment by Blackiswhite UNITED STATES

    When I heard this story this morning, I was pissed. Not rant pissed. Pissed as in drive at full speed into the back of the next car I see with snarky liberal bumper stickers pissed. Whay are these asshats going the ME anyway? How much are we, the taxpayers paying for the extra secret service arrangments that such trips undoubtedly require? Are they eschewing the money grabs here because they know the Dims credibility is shot, and they’ll never see the inside of the oval office again? Why does anyone give two twists of a bean-eaters fart what Cindy Shehag has to say about anything? (Sorry, I was on a roll, and her hideous picture was on the left. :puke: )

    There is an old saying: You don’t shit where you live. Anybody checked Carter’s/Klintoon’s/Algore’s Address lately?

  6. Unregistered Comment by rushlimbaughshow UNITED STATES

    Thank goodness we avoided that disaster in 2000. Can you believe that a few hundred votes swinging the other way in Florida would’ve made these ridiculous statements more than novelty, but official US policy?

  7. Unregistered Comment by Swamp Rat UNITED STATES

    Can anyone say for sure when exactly it became a no-no to string up traitors like Al “Sawhorse” Gore?

  8. Unregistered Comment by Marvin UNITED STATES

    Sorry folks, stringing him up would be nice but it would play into Dems hands. “he was only expressing his opinion, he has a right to do that…”. And the ranting about Bushes’ Police state will increase….So, let Al, John, Howard and Teddy speak.

    Roughly 40% of America will vote Republican
    Roughly 40% of America will vote Democrat
    And those votes won’t change without a truly major event.

    It is that 20% of the vote - The ones who won’t make their minds till they vote. It is those 20% that Al Gore and crew pushes to the Republican side.
    As long as national security is the issue, Republicans will win.

  9. Unregistered Comment by T UNITED STATES

    What really blows your mind is who PAID for the turdbucket to piss on the US. Does anyone remember the BinLaden group? Name sound familiar? How about AID and COMFORT to the ENEMY??

    The next fucker that says this waste of semen was a US Soldier will get dropped like a bag of rocks.

  10. Unregistered Trackback by Don Surber UNITED STATES

    Al Gore: America’s Crazy Aunt…

    I am no fan of the Clintons. But they had to tolerate these two mopes for eight years. The Clintons deserve a medal for spending a few weeks on that bus back in ‘92 with Little Lord Fauntleroy and the Barbie doll….

  11. Unregistered Trackback by Radaractive UNITED STATES

    Welcome to Algorica…

    Travelers entering San Francisco on California 101 and Interstate 5 will soon be greeted by new signs: Welcome to Algorica!

    Press Secretary Yeta Nother Alioto announced today that San Francisco has indeed seceded from the United States and is now …..

  12. caveman82952 Comment by caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Press Secretary Yeta Nother Alioto announced today that San Francisco has indeed seceded from the United States

    Good riddance to her…….I worked in San Fran for years, lived near there for many more. Now I could drive there in three hours, being intimately familiar with both 101 and I5 to 580 over the Altamont……but I haven’t set foot there in twenty years. Got tired of the aggressive bums, piss on the streets, shit in the parks, trash strewn about, but most of all…the nutcase politicians. You gotta’ really see these fruitcakes to appreciate ‘em. I’m talking bona fide, grade A magic cookie land dudes and dudedettes, real Star Wars stuff. Fortunately, to retain both my sanity and my wallet, I retreated to the Central Valley where sanity is not an alternate lifestyle choice. As for AlGore…..just another petulant traitor……..but secede…of such things dreams are made…..

    :smirk: :smirk:

  13. SoCalOilMan Comment by SoCalOilMan UNITED STATES

    Do we have to wait for them to really secede or is there a way we could just kick their asses out?

  14. Blackiswhite Comment by Blackiswhite UNITED STATES

    And who paid for Aljagora’s treason? The BIN-Ladin family! Yes, the peace loving muslims we have all come to know and love helped to provided the all expenses paid trip to the Kingdom enjoyed by our very own Aljegora. And remember the Dihmicrat’s new tag line, boys and girls: “If you can’t beat ‘em at home, then undermine your country everywhere else!” :-)

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