Messing with me is one thing.

It’s not like I’m not asking for it and you can hate me all you want. I don’t really care.

Messing with my friends is another, particularly when they’re not asking for it. It tends to piss me off, and I get very disagreeable when I’m pissed off. More disagreeable than usual, which is saying quite a bit.

And messing with the wives of my friends when they’re not asking for it and have done nothing to deserve it?

No.

Hell no.

FUCK no.

[Oh, and P.S.: Threatening people with the FBI, directly or indirectly, went out of style just around the time I reached puberty. If you ever had any connections there, I’m sure they’re busy pretending that they never heard your name by now. Grow up.]

51 Responses to “Trust Me, Bitch, You Don’t Wanna Go There…”
  1. Unregistered Comment by Sir George UNITED STATES

    Wow. Her sane reputation, if such existed beforehand, is sinking faster than Joe Piscopo’s career.

  2. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel UNITED STATES

    As much as I dislike the “C” word, Misha, I still have to say: you were right about Debbie Schlussel the first time. Except I’m not sure even cunt is a strong enough epithet to describe her, given her attacks on your friends…and now even their close family members.

    And Schlussel is actually supposed to be a conservative? This sort of scorched-earth, take-no-prisoners, there-are-no-innocent-victims attitude is the sort of thing we expect out of the Kos Kidz and Democratic Underground, not the people on our side of the fence.

    A couple of comment threads back, I compared Schlussel’s threatened SLAPP suit against you to the various legal actions taken by Islamic extremists against media outlets and commentators both here in North America and in Europe. One specific example I cited was the Italian journalist Oriana Fallaci, who is facing both a “hate crimes” lawsuit and public death threats from radical Islamists, such as this “artwork” - La Decapitata Fallaci - currently on display in an Italian art festival.

    When I first posted that link, I wondered, semi-facetiously, if that would be Schlussel’s tactic as well: first threaten you with a lawsuit, then demand your head. Given that she’s decided to start going after everybody around you, I’m not so sure that it’s a joke anymore…especially given how hysterically unhinged Schlussel seems to be getting.

  3. Unregistered Comment by muse.thalia UNITED STATES

    I haven’t said anything up until now, Misha, because everyone else was saying it so well, but of all the adjectives that can be attributed to this self-absorbed snot Schlussel, dignified is not one of them.

    What a pathetic waste. I could almost pity her. Almost. But not quite.

    LC Linda, G.L.O.R.

  4. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    I saw that the other day and just shook my head. She was simply asked to provide an actual link to an actual source on something she said was a “fact” and she proceeded to lose her fuckin’ mind over it. WTF?

    If the psychotic bitch can’t back up the shit she posts about with factual links, she should start writing for the Daily Kostards or Mickey Moore-on.com.

    Cupid stunt.

    F.E.T.E.

  5. Unregistered Comment by LC The Humble Devildog, Imperial Scholar UNITED STATES

    Sure, she may be famous, and wealthy (at least, wealthier than most of us), and have access to more media outlets, but…

    There are more of us than there are of her, and she’s prolly going to die the career death of a thousand cuts. Don’t shit where you sleep, Debbie. Conservatives brought you this far. Are you sure you want to piss them off now?

    Unless, of course, you really DO keep your job with knee pads and mouthwash.

  6. Unregistered Comment by RhiGirl UNITED STATES

    Frankly, I don’t think you should pay much attention to this silly bitch anymore. Dave made a similar comment in the last Schlussel post, and methinks it would be wise to ignore her from this point on. She’s doing an excellent job feeding more rope to herself.

  7. Unregistered Comment by Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    Debbie, learn from something I’ve had to learn the hard way too many times…

    Let. It. Go!

  8. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Unless, of course, you really DO keep your job with knee pads and mouthwash.

    No, no, no. She’s the hardcore cocksucker. No pads, knees on bare tile and mouthwash not used. She wears that breath like a badge of honor.

  9. Unregistered Comment by aelfheld UNITED STATES

    Does Scheissel, or Schlossel, or Schulessel, or whatever the Hell her name is, really thinks the FBI pays attention to her nattering?

    Aren’t delusions a symptom of tertiary syphilis?

  10. Blackiswhite Comment by Blackiswhite UNITED STATES

    Not reasonable.
    Not careful.
    Not honest.
    Not honorable.
    What more needs to be said?
    The Debbie Schussel site. Just don’t read it.

  11. Unregistered Comment by XTeacher UNITED STATES

    Are you sure she’s not just pulling some Andy Kaufman vs. Jerry “the King” Lawler “I’m From Hollywood” stunt?

    Remember how ol’ Andy used to shout “I’ll sue you!! I’ll sue all of you!!” etc.? Kaufman was brilliantly funny, but this is really bordering on the absurd.

  12. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    It’s all about her! How smart she is. How many people link her. How many people in high places call her. How much she knows about terrorism. Yada, yada, yada!
    What a muckin’ faroon!

  13. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    Every blogger she pisses on tends to post it. Alot of other bloggers see it and then post thier opinions on how she is acting, she flips out and goes after them.

    Does she really think she can sue the entire blogosphere into submission?

  14. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Straight from Dictionary.com:

    cunt

    n 1: a woman who is thoroughly disliked

    How is that defamation?

  15. Unregistered Comment by rightwingprof UNITED STATES

    Yup, I saw that. Beth trackbacked to my site.

    Sad. Seriously sad. Tits on a chair.

    When I see Ann Coulter Thursday night, I’ll try not to think of Debbie. That would be even sadder.

  16. Unregistered Comment by Gunny UNITED STATES

    WTF. This is either a classic case of unbridled insanity or one helluva cry for help. And I hate it when people go so far over the edge I begin feeling sorry for them. Makes not a lick of sense.

  17. Unregistered Comment by Vince Aut Morire UNITED STATES

    For what it’s worth, Misha, here’s my advice.

    Put a Danish flag over her face and go for Old Glory.

    Or, put an Iranian flag over her face and grudge fuck her

  18. Unregistered Comment by Tuning Spork UNITED STATES

    “Tits on a chair”…?

  19. Unregistered Comment by Jalapeno UNITED STATES

    I think you are right on #8, Sir-Ranger…as a wench, I see some serious penis envy with this lump of protoplasm going on here..from another mensa-no-way, Beth!!

  20. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    Look’s like she herself is just as guilty as her shrillest perceptions of ohters in her persecution/prosecution can’t-connect-the-dots megalo-maniacal scream for a tranq’dart and some intensive re-humanizing therapy…

    Somebody’s gotta do somethin’, it ain’t right ot let anyone suffer like that.

  21. Unregistered Comment by LC The Humble Devildog, Imperial Scholar UNITED STATES

    For what it’s worth, Misha, here’s my advice.

    Put a Danish flag over her face and go for Old Glory.

    Or, put an Iranian flag over her face and grudge fuck her

    Dude, that’s so wrong.

    I wouldn’t touch her with YOUR dick. Half-insane hypocrites really make my stomach turn.

  22. Unregistered Comment by Y2DRAY CANADA

    A couple of thoughts on this silly state of affairs.

    1. How long does PMS last? Does it leave any lasting effects?

    2. I knew a woman from a long time ago who was just as nutso, hysterical and paranoind like Debbie Schlussel. Too much yéyo got to her. Too bad that she was smart.

    Could Debbie be a conservative cokehead? Naaah!

    And having visited her site for the 14 755th time, she hasn’t made any fatwahs against the Infernal Empire. Yet.

    Thankfully, I am still just a Marauding Marsupial to TTLB! ;)

    Yankee Two Delta

  23. Unregistered Comment by LC + IB Gutshot UNITED STATES

    The thing that’s sad about this fiasco with Beth is that it gives real investigative bloggers (a la Malkin) a bad name. Flusshel is the blogosphere’s Jayson Blair at this point. All she had to do was send a link and tell Beth, “There, you happy now?” Instead she goes on the offensive and attacks her. I guess these gas stations are so secret, no one except Flusshel is authorized to divulge that information.

    She has my vote for Most Annoying Blogger. That’s for sure.

  24. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    I’ve stayed out of this thing since the beginning, only because the rest of you have just done one hell of a standup job in defending the Emperor. This Schlussel woman seems to be seriously insecure about herself and also seems to revel in any attention given to her….and I think we’re all unintentionally giving her much MUCH more time in the limelight that she ever could have gotten on her own, judging by her miniscule talents. For every one of us who vows never to read that amateurish blog of hers, there are probably 2 or three who go there just to see what the fuss is all about. Before this whole thing fired up, I had never heard of her…now I know what she looks like, how to spell her name, and the URL of her third rate sloppily designed blog. That is WAY more than I care to know about her. With all of this attention, and I do believe she is feeding the fire with her venom, she is becoming better known and getting more hits on that third rate website of hers because of the notoriety she is building…

    Personal opinion? I think she is doing all of this on purpose, to promote herself….she is a Coulter wannabe. I say ignore her, turn off the limelight. She deserves to be sent back to the anonymity and irrelevance that she slopped around in before this whole thing flared up.

  25. caveman82952 Comment by caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Does she really think she can sue the entire blogosphere into submission?

    She very well may, Deathknyte, she very well may. For once accountability has entered the fray. And like Shagass, I haven’t seen her. I don’t even read her site, and THAT I do pass on to my friends. But I feel quite confident she will find herself akin to the little Dutch boy trying to plug eleven leaks with ten fingers…..you ever need us, Sire…..that goes without saying. Again, to her I would only say why hasn’t she come here? Might have to do with what the Rottoes might have to say, no doubt. And there are a lot of us…….

  26. Unregistered Comment by jasonglh UNITED STATES

    Wouldnt it be easier to leak topless photos of herself for publicity rather than email nasty grams to all the bloggers who think think shes a talking twat?

  27. JannyMae Comment by JannyMae UNITED STATES

    It’s time to start ignoring her.

    Really, it is.

  28. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel UNITED STATES

    Well, look on the bright side, Sire: while it may not be as good as a genuine Islamist fatwa, surely Debbie’s hate mail must be worth a little something, right…? ;)

    (dons flameproof suit, looks vainly around for cover)

  29. jmiked Comment by jmiked UNITED STATES

    Oh well another idiot that thinks it something to be in MENSA. Looks like she also has the other attributed to actually join No Dammed Common Sense!!

  30. demonicgerbil Comment by demonicgerbil UNITED STATES

    I just find myself perplexed at her behavior.

  31. demonicgerbil Comment by demonicgerbil UNITED STATES

    hah The default ? icon/avatar is perfect for my sentiments about her. It just needs a “WTF” in front of it.

  32. LC Mike in Chi Comment by LC Mike in Chi UNITED STATES

    Debbie who?

  33. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    The Dallas one Mike.

    You know, she did everybody and then started over again.

    She’s the Everywhore.

  34. Rowane Comment by Rowane UNITED STATES

    Who in Hell IS this moronic wench? Does she think that the world revolves around her? That would figure, all the other loonie lefty libs think the same thing.

  35. Unregistered Comment by Elephant Man UNITED STATES

    It’s getting to the point that whenever I see Schlussel’s name mentioned, this song comes to mind:

    You don’t suppose she has a son named Kyle, do you?

  36. Blackiswhite Comment by Blackiswhite UNITED STATES

    We could always call her out…

  37. Blackiswhite Comment by Blackiswhite UNITED STATES

    OK. I just read at Jay’s site that Ms. D.S. has decided that she doen’t want to represent him as an intervening party in the NSA/ACLU suit because he reported on dispute, and is now hassling him for a list of who contributed to his involvment in the suit. I guess conservative ideals don’t mean as much as an opportunity to be petty.

    She just keeps getting smaller each day. Interesting contrast between TALK and character.

  38. Unregistered Comment by Vince Aut Morire UNITED STATES

    Dude, that’s so wrong.

    I wouldn’t touch her with YOUR dick. Half-insane hypocrites really make my stomach turn.

    Are you sure? I mean, think about it. You, her, she bent over, and you out of KY. You wouldn’t put a Danish flag over that back and do her sphincter dry-style?

    Just sayin’ is all.

    Am I Evil? Yes I am.

  39. Nikki0414981 Comment by Nikki0414981 UNITED STATES

    I’ve lived my whole life not knowing about Ms. Schnauzer, who she was, what she did, and what she looked like….and have been perfectly happy to do so. I am looking forward to having her go right back to that black hole of forgetfulness, allowing me to continue on in perfect Schnauzerless bliss. Just having seen those botoxed lips with the bad lipstick job was enough to give Tammy Faye Baker nightmares.

  40. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Can someone explain the following to me please?

    From the very same site that the lovely but apparently impaired Ms. Schulessel has mistakenly put in her sites I now see the following: “I’ve had heated arguments with people from the Daily Kos, and from Atrios, but none of the lefties have ever done more than called me a stupid moron - none of them ever threatened me or mine.

    That’s why it is surprising and hurtful that a threat would come from the right. No names mentioned here, I’m not a total idiot, but I am afraid.“…

    Now what sort of nit-wit would even in jest consider threatening (physically threatening?!?!) a blogger, when it is all considered someone basically is expressing his or her 1st Amendement rights electronically…

    One more thing: “When I see Ann Coulter Thursday night“…

    Lucky braggart!…:lol:

    Hope you have a good time…

  41. Unregistered Comment by LC Liz GLOR UNITED STATES

    She whines like a petulant child in desperate need of a good spanking. A little attitude adjustment enforcement aisle 12! she needs to just sit down, take her meds, and have a nice cup of STFU already. crazy wench.

  42. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass UNITED STATES

    Sire, from the outset in this matter, Debbie Schlussel was silly, and only got sillier as things progressed.

    Not even someone of my limited intellect - much less the mighty brains over at Mensa - would have thought that you were literally impugning her virtue. Shame on her for making this an issue. As I have said before, the honorable approach would have been for her to engage you in a battle of wits and prose, rather than oppress you with her greater financial resources. It is now apparent that she didn’t take you on for the same reason that I would refuse to try blocking Warren Sapp.

    On one of the threads, Blackiswhite made some very cogent remarks about the impropriety of a lawyer using her professional status to bully a layman. Ms. Schlussel has done nothing but embarrass herself.

  43. TC@LeatherPenguin Comment by TC@LeatherPenguin UNITED STATES

    What is this “Piscopo” thing Sir George refers of?

  44. hOOt Gibson Comment by hOOt Gibson UNITED STATES

    (1) When you have to brag about being a Mensa Member chances are, you’re not Debbie, or pretty damn insecure.

    (2) We conservatives, right wing types, need to stop the in-house eating of our own and focus on the enemies….Muslims, Main Scream Press, Hollywierd Loonies, and the DNC.

    (3) Hold so-called conservatives(McCain, Bush Jr, etc) and others feet to the fire…..we can start by showing our outrage at letting the UAE take over security at American ports.

    hOOt

  45. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    Mensa? Not me, but I could argue logic with her all day/night.
    Y’see I’m not b’smurched with my own excree-ment nor am I standing in an ant-bed.
    Y’see,”Smart”, in MENSA terms is kinda subjective.

  46. JannyMae Comment by JannyMae UNITED STATES

    There’s been a lot a talk of Mensa. I, too took the tests and qualified for membership. I saw a bunch of eggheads with no common sense, and never renewed the membership.

    You have to have a high I.Q. to get into Mensa. What you actually do with that intelligence, is another matter….

  47. Unregistered Comment by Sir George UNITED STATES

    Joe Piscopo used to be an SNL regular, then his career sank. It was used as a joke in one of the Naked Gun movies, when the cop was meeting his X for dinner in a fancy restaurant, hoping to get back together, while on the walls were pictures of the Titanic, the Hindenburg, and Joe Piscopo.

  48. Unregistered Comment by rightwingprof UNITED STATES

    Tits on a chair. From a regionalism: X is about as useful as tits on a chair.

  49. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD UNITED STATES

    admit it misha…youre doing debbie…roflmao

  50. Unregistered Comment by pit638 UNITED STATES

    well, I think she’s a moonbat pretending to be a MVRWC. She needs to grow up a little or close down her blog if she has problems with people saying things about/to her. also, if she’s not willing to back up her statements with facts/links, and then basicly says “what I say is gold and I don’t have to tell you where I got it”, she can just stuff it.

  51. Unregistered Comment by Lemuel Calhoon UNITED STATES

    I have a close friend who is fairly high up in DHS. He sees everything that goes out about government sponsored confrences and seminars related to terrorism issues. He has never heard of her.