The Civil War That Wasn’t…
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Journaljizzm, The Empire at War3:57 pm
(Thanks to a tip from LC & IB Bluto)
We’re sure that this excellent column is going to cause no end of grief at Al-Qaeda’s U.S. headquarters at the New York Slimes.
After all, for three long years the Al-Qaeda in the U.S. have been stroking their limp dicks, hoping and praying for the civil war in Iraq that somehow stubbornly refused to materialize and then, just as Fitzmas had been brutally stolen from them as well, it looked as if their dire predictions that those nasty little brown-skinned people weren’t ready for freedom and that they’d really be much better off in Saddam Hussein’s rape rooms were about to come true.
It’s amazing that they found the time to phone in their fictitious reports from the bar of the al-Rashid hotel in Baghdad in between spontaneous and multiple orgasms.
And now it turns out that this “civil war”, just like all of the other “civil wars” breathlessly predicted by the Idiotarian Inebriates of the MSM wasn’t one either?
Well, as a weatherman once told His Majesty: “If you keep on predicting rain every night, eventually you’ll be right.”
Hopefully the poor discredited high school dropouts currently trying to drown their sorrows safely inside the Green Zone will find some solace in that.
We wouldn’t want them to suddenly realize how worthless they are and decide to jump from the roof, now would we?
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Why haven’t other LCs beaten me to it? Are we just ho-hum about non-civil wars?
We still need to keep calling the assholes wrong when they make bogus predictions and claims.
March 5th, 2006 at 4:18 pmIf it wasn’t for the blogs who would know?
March 5th, 2006 at 4:24 pmDamn,that was a good read. I’ll have to Google Ralph Peters and bookmark him. However, the “most trusted name in news” says Iraq is a disaster….Now if I can’t trust CNN (caliphate news network), where do I turn? Maybe to Fox (all murders and kidnappings 24/7)?…..Jeeeeez what am I saying, must be the cold medicine talking, think I’ll stick with the blogs.
March 5th, 2006 at 5:04 pmMe too, Jaybear, me too.
March 5th, 2006 at 6:05 pmi love this shit…i came across this article over at jawa and it made me smile one of those big evil grins i get when i know the other side just got shafted right up the backside and they are so stupid that they dont even realize it…and just like maxxdog said, who would know about this is we didnt have the internet…funny thing is that is the reason why it makes me laugh at the extreme stupidity of the NYT’s and any other liberal rag that attempts to print such blatant lies and really thinks they can get away with it…it shows their ignorance and arrogance, they honestly think they have a monopoly on all information and on what we, the citizens, need to know…its stupidity like that which will be their downfall and when it comes, oh man are they gonna fall fucking hard and im gonna be here to see it and laugh at their amazement and shock…soon, its coming soon, they know it and the time is running short for them, thats why they do such desperately stupid stunts like their bullshit propaganda and lies…typical of the MSM, the Democrats and so many of the drooling and raving mad liberal/leftist trolls i come across…reminds me of that 80’s song by the Thompson Twins-Lies..since thats all that spills from their mouths
March 5th, 2006 at 7:02 pmWe wouldn’t?
Oh, yeah, you’re right, that would make a mess on the sidewalks… Sorry, Boss!
March 5th, 2006 at 9:57 pmDo NOT Go to this Link…
If you go there, you may find yourself feeling good about being an American….
March 6th, 2006 at 8:29 amNice title, great minds think alike. check out http://solarflared.blogspot.com
doug
March 6th, 2006 at 10:01 amRe: LTC (Ret.) Peters: How can you not love a man who is on record as writing:
“Having seen bitter poverty, disease, miserable corruption and life reduced to the most basic needs, I find it increasingly hard to put up with complaints about our country from spoiled professors and actors grown rich in a society they disdain (it makes me want to add a personal touch to their lattés).”
March 6th, 2006 at 10:19 amFunny how Ralph Peters keeps finding stories of success where as the rest of the MSM (Moronic Sleaze Mongers?) can’t seem to find even one: Acting on tips from local Iraqis, the soldiers of the 1st Battalion, 87th Infantry from Fort Drum had been rolling up a murder- and roadside-bombing-ring for weeks. In a violence-free raid, they’d just apprehended the elder member of a terror cell. Now the prisoner had to be transferred back to the headquarters compound for processing
Get some!
March 6th, 2006 at 10:32 amBut, just this morning I heard on Fox news that murtha the coward is calling it a civil war and we need to get our troops out of the quagmire. Who to believe. The fucked up dimmicraps or someone who is in theatre, on scene. A dilemma for my feeble, unedumacated brain. Well, as a member of the unwashed masses, I chose, Mr. Peters. Yup, I just figure seeing it with your own eyes is hell of a lot more believable than seeing it from DC. Call me naive or just plain ignorant, but he is there, and the dimmicraps ain’t. Fucking maroons.
March 6th, 2006 at 2:09 pmI’ll consider the possibility of a civil war in Iraq when the Sunnis start flying this.
March 6th, 2006 at 3:32 pmHmmmm. Can we be far from……
The 1st Battle of Goat Run.
Robert E. Muqtadr
Stonewall Zarqawi
Achmeds Charge at Fallujahberg
Jihadi Jeb Stuart & his Camel Cavalry Corps
The Battle of Little Round Burqha
There will be no shortage of Virginians …. oops, Virgins. Allahu Ackbar Y’all!!
March 6th, 2006 at 4:24 pmDude, Where’s My Civil War?…
“I’m trying. I’ve been trying all week. The other day, I drove another 30 miles or so on the streets and alleys of Baghdad. I’m looking for the civil war that The New York Times declared. And I just can’t find it. Maybe actually being on the groun…
March 7th, 2006 at 4:57 pmI still think it was one of Fatty al Sadr’s weapons caches. And everybody in the neighborhood knew it. Nothing to do with AQ, who we’ve heard very little about for the last month or so. Fatty running around in CYA mode has been the biggest excitement.
March 8th, 2006 at 10:42 am