Thank G-d For Phred Phucking Phelps Followers Dipped In Vats Of Molten Lead
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Useless Swine2:25 am
Five women sang and danced as they held up signs saying “thank God for dead soldiers” at the funeral of an army sergeant who was killed by an Iraqi bomb.
For them, it was the perfect way to spread God’s word: America was being punished for tolerating homosexuality.
Listen, Phred, you don’t have to have a degree in psychology to identify your repressed desires and your shame at your numerous homosexual escapades. If you look up “projection” in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of your diseased mug along with a summary of your bath house adventures right next to it, so why don’t you just come out of the closet and admit it?
There’s no shame in it, after all, homosexuality goes back a long time and, whereas I personally have no interest in engaging in it, I firmly and truly believe that it’s a matter between you and G-d, so why don’t you take it up with Him? Trust me, He knows all about how much you love having your poop chute pounded by hard, throbbing man meat, and there is no way that you can make Him grant you an exception no matter how disgustingly vile you act in order to “redeem” yourself. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty much sure (and pardon me, Almighty G-d, for speaking for You) that He’s even less likely to look favorably upon as a result of you celebrating the deaths of good men and women.
What’s worse, for you, is that whereas your obvious homosexuality is a matter between you and G-d and absolutely no bloody business of mine, nor do I have any desire to make it my business, you pissing on the graves of men whose boots you are not worthy to lick the dried goat shit off of while adding to the suffering of their loved ones is my business, in the worst possible way.
You see, I owe these people. I owe them for going off to distant lands to fight for me and the ones I love. I owe them for joining the band of brothers that I once belonged to and for making every single member of it, dead and living, proud of their actions. I owe them for holding high the finest traditions of righteous men, and, most of all, I owe them for making the ultimate sacrifice for me, a complete and utter nobody that they don’t even fucking knew.
You and your sick followers, on the other hand, I owe absolutely nothing.
Do you see where this is going, you flaccid, fetid fucknozzle?
You most likely don’t, syphilis will do that to what was once a functional brain, so I’ll make it a bit clearer to you.
It means that you and any member of your “family” are less important to me than the shit I scrape out from under my nails.
That’s not a happy place to be when you piss on the grave of people that I owe. You see, debts have to be repaid, and when you piss on them, you piss on me, meaning that I have to return the favor, and when you mean less to me than a fucking roach, well let’s just say that you’re not in a position where I’d lose a lot of sleep over what might happen to you and your followers.
Are you getting the picture yet, Phred Phelcher? Are you getting that warm, happy feeling yet? It’s piss, Phred, it’s piss running down your legs.
There are a lot of people feeling the exact same way as I do, Phred.
What’s that, Phred? Is that loose, well-throated sphincter of yours a problem all of a sudden? Better change your pants, maggot.
You don’t know when it’s coming, but you know it’s coming, don’t you? There is nobody and nothing that can protect you. One day, maybe tomorrow, maybe next week or next month, you’re going to look at the face of a complete stranger and you’ll see his eyes, and then you’ll know. You’ll know that pain, pain that you can’t even imagine, is about to become your only companion in this world and that soon you’ll be begging for the release of death.
It might come in a dark back alley, it may come in the light of day, it may come as you walk out of a store, it may come as you walk out to check your mail, it may come in your bedroom in the middle of the night, but it’ll come. Because you made it happen. You earned it, the only thing you ever earned in your insignificant, useless life, and it’ll come to you.
And I’ll be laughing. I’ll be celebrating and I’ll be chuckling to myself as I think of the torments of Hell that you’re about to endure.
Forever and ever.
And it can’t come too soon. It can’t come soon enough.
Die, you motherfucking piece of shit, die screaming and crying with snot running from your face, die regretting every grave you’ve ever pissed on, die wishing that you could undo your evil, disgusting deeds while knowing that there’s nothing you can do except hope for death, die knowing that while the warriors whose sacrifice you mocked enjoy their well-earned rest in Heaven, you’ll be burning forever in Hell.
Die, die, die.
And may everybody who followed you in life follow you to Hell.
Thatisall.
UPDATE: LC & IB SondraK is kind enough to share her favorite Phelps Photo with us, and it’s our favorite now as well:
Next time, I hope they take the motherfucker’s eye out.
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I always wondered how Phelps and Robertson can know if something is “God’s punishment” I mean in order for that to happen they have to read God’s mind, which to assume that one can is Blastphemy.
March 13th, 2006 at 2:44 amAll I can say is thank God for the 16,000 bikers who volunteer in various places to shield the mourning families from these scum. I may not cheer at Phelps’s eventual removal from the gene pool (damage may already be done), but I will nod in satisfaction that he will get what he is due for his wasted life.
March 13th, 2006 at 2:55 amEverything I have read about phelps’s followers had said that it is basically his family, in the sense of brothers, cousins, sisters…etc. I wonder if this pissant has more than homophobia (denial) to pay for.
March 13th, 2006 at 3:42 amI hope Phreddy takes a hot one up the ass in hell, soon!
March 13th, 2006 at 5:50 amThe Patriot Riders are not all bikers nor do you have to be a veteran. The only requirement seems to be a desire to standup and protect the families of those who protect ours from the likes of this POS and his twisted followers.
You can join at http://www.patriotguard.org
Incest v homophobia ?
March 13th, 2006 at 6:01 amThem phelps people should have a good hard look at themselves.
This is the most ugly and discusting thing i’ve been reading for a long time. How on earth can people act like that? I sure do hope and pray that they’ll get, what they are asking for: PUNISHMENT, when they leave this world.
March 13th, 2006 at 6:32 amI’m out of words for that kind of attitude.
I lived in Topeka for about a year, not far from one of(?) Fred Phelps’ churches. Every day people were outside with signs: “God Hates America,” “God Hates Fags”, “God Blew Up the Shuttle,” which I suppose was a reference to a NASA explosion, but I lived there in 2003 so I was a bit surprised to see that sign. Often the signs had pictures depicting gay sex, and often the signs where held by children that could not have been a day past 5 years-old.
I also watched him debate Pedro Irigonegaray once, some civil gay rights lawyer, on the issue of why we did or did not need gay rights legislation. It was billed in Topeka as the conservative viewpoint versus the liberal one. All Phelps did was throw homophobic remarks and yell crazy things, while Irigonegaray used facts, statistics, etc. It was embarrassing, as a cosnervative, to say the least. The billing also said Phelps had something like 60 children and 120 grandchildren, or something outrageous, so I don’t think his genes will be leaving us anytime soon.
The man is a puke.
March 13th, 2006 at 7:12 amHis Rottiness pretty well summed up my feelings about this lowlife motherfucker and his “followers”, not to mention what should be done with them. And aside from being the lowest sort of scum, I don’t know what this asshole is, but conservative he’s not. No conservative worth his or her salt would get within fifty miles of an outrage like this.
March 13th, 2006 at 7:22 am[…] The man in the dictionary who’s picture is next to “closeted”, Fred Phelps, is at it again. Misha’s ready for him though. Posted by Ian S. in […]
March 13th, 2006 at 7:48 amWhat an asshole.
I think he’s got a big surprise in the Afterlife if he doesn’t right the course he’s chosen to take.
March 13th, 2006 at 7:52 amI have no use for phucking perverted faggots myself….however, why the hell is “freddy the freeloader” taking it out on our troops?….yes America is heading for hell in a hand basket, and fred and his “family” along with most ass-orted fudge packers are heading down that same road.
hOOt
March 13th, 2006 at 8:58 amFred Phelps, what a Douche Bag. I bet he’s gonna be shocked when he finds out that he’s in hell, with all of his so-called allies, and others who he judged and condemned are not. Judgment is a bitch, aye Fred?
March 13th, 2006 at 9:31 amMan, where’s Jack Bauer to kick old Freddy Phelps teeth in?
WWJBD?
What Would Jack Bauer Do?
March 13th, 2006 at 9:37 amThis comes close to saying it all, right there. I mean, the fucker spawned ELEVEN frigging lawyers??!
March 13th, 2006 at 9:56 amPrivatePigg,
Phelps is a Democrat. End of problem.
March 13th, 2006 at 10:03 amI think this guy is far smarter than we give him credit for. He didn’t spawn 11 lawyers he made his kids go to law school and he was a lawyer before he was disbarred. The income from this “church” comes from his family/members sueing people, states, and cities.
My state Kentucky is going to pass a law restricting protesting at funerals. I fear this is what Fred wanted all along. Now all he has to do is wait until more states pass similar laws and then start filing law suits.
Think about it for a minute. How much money will he make winning a lawsuit if it costs him nothing in lawyers fees. All the proceeds go to this “church” so none of his income is taxable.
March 13th, 2006 at 10:17 amAs a biker & a hillbilly, I’d love to kick Phred’s ass for him. As a member of the Patriot Guard Riders, I can’t dishonor nor disrupt the memorial service of the fallen heroes by doing so.
March 13th, 2006 at 10:43 amIt’s a dilemma.
God Bless the Patriot Guard Riders, even though I don’t ride anymore (due to penalty of death at the hands of my wife), I’ll have to check out the website and join up….anything I can do to stop this son of a whore I’ll do.
Has anyone give thought to protesting outside his “church”? or outside his home? make it a 24/7 vigil and make it loud. Oh yeah, and when any of his inbred kin dies, launch a big loud protest at that hellbound bastards funeral…..turnabout’s fair play eh?
March 13th, 2006 at 11:03 amThere is no way I can add to that, Misha. I think you covered it all.
March 13th, 2006 at 11:36 amI recall a newspaper article published shortly after the Saco Mine disaster in West Virginia - I forget where, USA Today perhaps - which said that Phelps’ church planned to picket the memorial service for the dead miners but called it off at the last minute.
Seems local authorities told Phelps something to the effect that they couldn’t guarantee his and his followers’ safety, given that:
1) local citizens were greatly distressed by the deaths of the miners;
2) the local citizens were quite heavily armed; and
3) under those circumstances, even “a thousand state troopers wouldn’t be enough” to protect Phelps and his flock. As best as I can remember, that last is a direct quote.
Needless to say, the cowardly bastards didn’t show up.
March 13th, 2006 at 11:37 am[…] My friend Misha of the Rottweiler speaks out against Fred Phelps: […]
March 13th, 2006 at 11:42 amRather than “dip” them in molten lead, why not “fill” them with molten lead? 230 grains at a time.
March 13th, 2006 at 12:15 pmWow… What an unbelievable asshole! Please note that when I say I have optimism for humanity, Phelps doesn’t count. He ain’t part of humanity, s’far as I’m concerned. He is, and we now have photgraphic evidence of this, a humanoid fungus that grew under some tired old preacher’s ingrown, thrice-infected toenail. These thirteen spawn are also proof of his fungus-ine nature.
So yes. Die, please, Phelps. And when you’re down there, after having been morphed into the Devil’s dildo, squint your beady little eyes upward and have a looksie at millions of soldiers, bikers and common, decent citizens with wings and halos.
Don’t bother watching your back, fungus boy. G-d’s forsaken your sorry, boil-ridden ass.
March 13th, 2006 at 12:48 pmPersonally, I don’t wish “death” on anyone — regardless of how repugnant their actions or views might be. Although I could argue that “Phred Phelps” is already spiritually and socially dead and all that’s left is his rotting carcass.
For anyone to consider this man “Godly”, “Christian” is an insult to everyone.
March 13th, 2006 at 2:05 pmI’ll be sure to drop by his funeral to exercise my right to relieve myself in natural fashion.
March 13th, 2006 at 2:07 pmIt’s a respect thing.
Boy! Oh boy!
Doesn’t Phelps in the pic look like he took a serious bitch slapping?…:lol:
March 13th, 2006 at 2:08 pmGod hates gays and that’s why soldier’s get killed.
March 13th, 2006 at 2:40 pmSounds like serious disconnect to me. If Phelps is a Christian, than he shouldn’t have any doubt that God can take care of business, and do so directly. Ascribing this kind of intent is tantamount to denying the almighty his due. I wouldn’t want to be standing too close to Phreddy if he persists in this stupidity.
I see myself in a last-episode-of-Seinfeld future, one where I see someone beating Phred into a reddish paste with a tire iron whilst I munch on some popcorn. Hey, it’ll be better entertainment than most movies in the theaters today. The only downside is that there won’t be a sequel, what with Phred being paste and all.
March 13th, 2006 at 3:10 pmI’ll second the motion……
…to have Fred “Felcher” Phelps and his followers dipped in a vat of molten lead. Permanently. Misha goes Rottie on his bleeding ass so we don’t have to!
March 13th, 2006 at 4:14 pm……
[…] …to have Fred “Felcher” Phelps and his followers dipped in a vat of molten lead. Permanently. Misha goes Rottie on his bleeding ass so we don’t have to! More: Fill in the blanks–If Phred Phelps is a Christian, then I am a _. […]
March 13th, 2006 at 4:48 pmOh please G-d, let these assholes show up at a miltary funeral I happen to be attending. I WILL make the 6 o’clock news, I assure you! This shit will stop once the ass kicking begins.
March 13th, 2006 at 5:12 pmIn a very technical and Clintonesque way, Phelps has not engaged in homosexual acts, as “fisting” is still too new to have entered the general lexicon.
March 13th, 2006 at 6:43 pmIt’s So Sad When Siblings Marry…
Anyway, I thought you might like the chance to see just what true, died-in-the-wool, self-described “primitive” assholes look like. Enjoy….
March 13th, 2006 at 7:33 pmAs you said, Sire…a lot of people…….this man has becme a very poor insurance risk.
March 13th, 2006 at 8:03 pmPhelps and his ilk were in my town last fall, protesting a funeral and picketing several churches. My MOTHER had to walk past the signs and the singing. I thank you for this post, because you’ve put into words what I and probably any other sentient being would like to have said, and it’s for sure and certain you’ve expressed what we feel. Phelps is evil personified, and his followers are stupidity on a stick. He looks good in that picture, but he’d look even better if. . . . ok, I’m stopping now.
March 13th, 2006 at 9:43 pmWhat a horrible, low-life piece of shit. He seems to come by it honestly, though.
March 13th, 2006 at 10:24 pmFor all those who are fans of Richard Sharpe and “Sharpe’s Rifles”, does Phred not remind you of that demented cock munching Serjeant Obadiah Hakeswill?
God, yes. Especially the “swill” part. And he deserves just what Hakeswill got from Sharpe…but only after also getting a couple weeks of the Libby Prison croton-oil treatment from Bernard Cornwell’s other superlative historical-fiction series, The Starbuck Chronicles.
March 13th, 2006 at 11:14 pmAnd Joe, I like your taste in books.
March 13th, 2006 at 11:14 pmJoe Phelps and his clan are the end product of countless years of inbreeding.
They are a real life version of the Hollywood “country bumpkin, Bible thumpin, incest ridden, inbred family” stereotype.
Think Deliverence or The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Unbelievable….
March 14th, 2006 at 12:03 pmThat’s supposed to be “Phred”, not Joe.
PIMF
“Looks like dat dere moonshine done took its toll on me, I reckon…H’yuk H’yuk”
March 14th, 2006 at 12:04 pmI wonder what Phreddy’z Phreakz would do if a group of jolly folks kept passing them by and mooning them?
March 14th, 2006 at 10:53 pm