LC Horrabin forwards this article that he found at LC & IB Barking Moonbat Early Warning System.

NEW YORK — Invoking Biblical themes, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton joined immigration advocates Wednesday to vow and block legislation seeking to criminalize undocumented immigrants illegal aliens.

Too much fun in that lede to snark at in one line. First, to the MSM in general: Cut it out with the “undocumented immigrants” Newspeak, because nobody is falling for it. At least not anybody who isn’t already a drooling liberal moonbat. You’re only making yourselves look silly. Well, sillier actually, hard though that may be to imagine. What’s next? Bankrobbers being charged with “undocumented withdrawals?”

Second: We can think of nothing more hilarious than the Whore of Babylon invoking Scripture. Hilarious as long as we don’t get to stand next to her when she does it, that is. You never know when lightning might strike unexpectedly, but we hope and pray that it’s sooner, rather than later.

Third: “Block legislation seeking to criminalize criminals?” That may just be the single most skull-slappingly stupid thing we’ve ever read, although we can certainly see why Ms. Whitewater et al might be averse to legislation of that sort. Too bad for the Hildebeest. Criminalizing criminals is sort of the whole point of legislation.

Clinton, a potential 2008 presidential candidate and relative latecomer to the immigration debate,

Triangulation takes time. Cut the opportunistic, lying sow some slack, will you?

…made her remarks as the Senate prepares to take up the matter next week.

She had to figure what everybody else were going to say first, after all.

Clinton renewed her pledge to oppose a bill passed in December by the House that would make unlawful presence in the United States _ currently a civil offense _ a felony. The Senate is set to consider a version of that legislation, as well as several other bills seeking to address the seemingly intractable issue of immigration reform.

“Intractable” only because the Dhimmis see the illegal immigrants as their plantation property and the Republicans see them as cheap labor or, if you will, their plantation property. Basically they’re just fighting over scraps while the rest of the nation are holding their noses in disgust, which is a rather precise way of describing politics and politicians in general.

Surrounded by a multicultural coalition of New York immigration advocates, Clinton blasted the House bill as “mean-spirited” and said it flew in the face of Republicans’ stated support for faith and values.

“Mean-spirited.”

Ohnoes. His Majesty thinks he’s going to faint. How to respond to such a devastating critique? How about this:

Indeed. Thanks for noticing. If, of course, one considers upholding the nation’s laws “mean-spirited”, that is. And stop talking about faith and values, lest your lips fall off and slip down around your cankles. You have not an inkling of an idea when it comes to what those two concepts mean, but let us help you out for once: They don’t have anything to do with letting hordes of foreigners invade the country in open defiance of our laws. Respect for the law is a matter of faith as well as a core value to conservatives.

“It is certainly not in keeping with my understanding of the Scriptures,” Clinton said,

…an understanding that would be ever so much more relevant to the discussion if you’d actually ever read them…

“because this bill would literally criminalize the Good Samaritan and probably even Jesus himself.”

The Good Samaritan and Jesus Christ, illegal aliens both of them, just ask Pontius Pilate. So much for Canklebeest Clintoon’s “understanding of Scripture.” This is almost as hillaryous as the time when Howlin’ Howard Dean named the Book of Job as his favorite book of the New Testament. We are so going to miss the liberals when they’ve gone the way of the dinosaurs and we’ll have to look for comic relief elsewhere.

Clinton did not specifically endorse any competing legislation,

Of course she didn’t. Nor will she. She’s in it for the soundbites, as always, and the mewling moonbat masses are groveling at her smelly hooves, licking it all up and begging for more.

…including a bill co-authored by Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.)

By your friends shall you be known, and Traitor McCain is certainly collecting a quite impressive list there. What, with “Censure” Feingold and Ted “Oldsmobile” Kennedy on it? The Manchurian Candidate is the best hope the Dhimmis have of His Majesty not voting against their candidate in ‘08, because if he’s on the Republican ticket we’re taking the day off, and that’s a promise.

…and another by Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-Neb.), saying she hoped the Senate Judiciary Committee would produce a compromise incorporating the best elements of all the bills and would remove the harsh penalties contained in the House measure.

In other words a feel-good, inconsequential, harmless bill made up of sound and fury, signifying nothing. We already knew that, you blithering bovine.

Among other things, Clinton said she would support legislation that would strengthen U.S. borders, boost technology to secure the borders, and seek greater cross-border cooperation with Mexico and other neighboring countries.

She also called for new enforcement laws, including penalties for employers who exploit illegal immigrants, as well as a system to allow the roughly 11 million illegal immigrants currently living in the United States to earn their citizenship.

Which is what is commonly known as “Full Amnesty”, even though our lying, pandering pols can’t ever quite get themselves to call it that.

Clinton expressed sympathy to representatives of communities along the U.S.-Mexico border that are frustrated by the stress of providing social services to large numbers of undocumented immigrants. But she also said she hoped to send a message that supporters of punitive immigration policy faced significant political risk for doing so.

The standard kind of “sympathy” that socialist shitweasels hand out: We feel your pain, but you’re just going to have to suck it up and take it. For your own good. But we really sympathize. Now fuck off and get back on the kolkhoz, peasant.

“We want the outcome to be that they’re on the wrong side of the politics as well as the wrong side of history and American values,” she said.

Quit using the royal “we”, you cankerous sore on the scrotum of humanity. That’s our prerogative. And good luck convincing an overwhelming majority of voters that they’re the ones on the wrong side of politics, history and American values. OK, being on the wrong side of politics is just about the highest compliment we can think of, so we’ll have to reluctantly thank you for that.

President Bush has argued for a guest worker program that would allow undocumented immigrants already in the United States to keep their jobs for up to six years. The effort hasn’t gained much momentum, partly due to fierce resistance from others within the GOP.

Because it’s just another weaselly way of sneaking a Full Amnesty in through the back door.

Bush and Klintoon on the same side? Imagine that.

4 and a half years ago we wouldn’t have been able to.

Sadly, today it’s all too easy.

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