Hey, You’re On My Turf, Vinnie! (Updated… Four Times Now)
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in A.-I. Whup-ass, Blogs and Blogging3:51 pm
Then again, if you plan on writing like this when you’re busy stomping around on it, the fridge and beers are over there, here’s the remote for the TV and I’ll send for the Twi’lek dancing girls right away.
Make yourself at home, man.
Mi casa es su casa, amigo.
Beautiful, just beautiful.
UPDATE: (Thanks to a tip from LC Beth)
Oh, but this is priceless. She’s now whining in Vinnie’s comments, saying:
Oh, ye of little faith and reading comprehension skills. I never mentioned the video, only these facts, which remain the same.
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2006/04/premature_artic.html
Jill Carroll’s an extremist. And you apparently have a problem with premature articulation. Next time, read first.
Er, Debbie, we did. Unlike you, we tend to read the whole thing, including stuff that might be relevant to what we’re commenting on. Such as this lovable little snippet from a different post of yours:
Don’t expect “journalist” Jillie to “investigate” that one. But hey, she says her Islamic terrorist captors treated her “very well,” and she talked about the nice shower and bathroom they gave her.
Since things were so great in captivity, maybe she should have remained at Terrorist Day Spa. And maybe they should change the name from “Stockholm Syndrome” to “Baghdad Syndrome.”
Thanks for encouraging us to go back and cut’n'paste that bit, however. You never know if it might disappear suddenly.
Your problem isn’t our “reading comprehension skills”, unless you mean to say that you’d wish we had less of them.
Oh, and another thing:
You got something wrong, though. More than thirty seconds in a room with you, and I think I’d have to kill you.
Debbie Schlussel
Is that a Death Threat™?
No, don’t worry Debbie, some of us recognize hyperbole when we see it. Those damn reading comprehension skills, we suppose.
Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to go laugh until our sides split.
UPDATE the SECOND: I’ll just go ahead and bump this post, because it needs to get further up on the list. It just gets more and more funny with every second.
After I got done reading a beautiful smackdown of Debbie the Dysfunctional at LC & IB Beth of My VRWC, I checked out LC Don Surber’s place, since it was mentioned in a link. Oh yes, the “reading comprehension” bit comes up again. MUAHAHAHAHA! G-d, this is so funny that I’m beginning to wonder if I shouldn’t send a donation to Debbie Does Dallas, because she’s providing me with endless amounts of entertainment here.
Listen, you silly cow, nobody (at least not me, and I suspect most others on this side of the fence) are disputing the fact that Jill is leaning a tad toward the wrong side with respect to the whole Islamo vs. Civilization debate. I don’t have much use for her myself, but the fact remains that you just couldn’t wait for the facts to come in to jump on her coerced “they treated me nicely” comments. You can obfuscate, squirm and writhe as much as you want (what about that “Mexican” eagle, dumbass?), but there’s no escaping that.
And, to be fair, I might have done the same thing, given her history. But if I had, I’d be apologizing for it now and I’d be looking for good recipes for crow as well, and I’d have deserved it too. You, on the other hand, just can’t seem to accept the fact that you could ever be wrong about anything, which provides for great entertainment, I have to admit. If only you’d quit pretending to be on the same side as thinking members of Homo Sapiens because, quite frankly, you’re bloody embarrassing.
To the point where I start regretting calling you an overpaid, illiterate hack.
Overpaid, illiterate hacks all over the world might decide to sue my ass for defamation, after all, and I have to admit that they might have a good case.
UPDATE the THIRD: (Thanks to LC Ranger 6)
Debbie the Overpaid Illiterate Hack continues to evade the issue by blabbing about something else.
Listen, I can’t keep providing you with free counsel, Debbie, but you definitely need help.
My last piece of free advice: PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!
UPDATE the FOURTH:
Please, Debbie, ¡NO MAS!
Are you trying to KILL me? I mean, the rest of y’all, take a look at this, then go read this. Are you trying to make up by providing me with stuff to ridicule? If so, please cease and desist, because I’m not sure I can read another post without dying. It’s OK, you cupid stunt, all’s forgiven, just don’t torment me any more. PLEASE!
HAVE MERCY!
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The next post there is also very good: I Am So Sick Of This (UPDATED)
April 2nd, 2006 at 1:25 pmWhy did I figure the Emperor might get a kick out of this..!
SoCal, You are right about the article you cite. Whatever we think of each other, it is VERY important that we are Americans. It is just as important to let it be known to the Koranimals that terrorism against Americans will bring certain retribution.
April 2nd, 2006 at 2:14 pmIt looks like Another blogger is also having some fun with Ms. Schlussel
April 2nd, 2006 at 4:04 pmDebbie Schlussel strikes again…
I STG, I can’t believe this woman. How in God’s name does she have any audience at all?
Her latest outburst, in comments at The Jawa Report:
Oh, ye of little faith and reading comprehension skills. I never mentioned the video, only these…
April 2nd, 2006 at 4:12 pmThat bitch has totally lost her mind. Look at this.
What
A
Cunt.
April 2nd, 2006 at 4:24 pmI don’t think it was a death threat. Now, if she had threatened to post a picture of herself without makeup on, THAT would be a death threat.
Thanks again Misha. Damn, this beer’s tasty.
April 2nd, 2006 at 6:06 pmPray For Debbie Schlussel…
Right Wing Nut House: Twice a Victim
April 2nd, 2006 at 6:10 pmMiddle Earth Journal: The dreadful Debbie Schlussel
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler: Hey, Youre On My Turf, Vinnie!
(Updated Four Times Now)…
Now THAT was a good shot.
April 2nd, 2006 at 6:17 pmHow To Alienate Yourself From The Blogosphere…
Now why would someone erase comments if you disagree with them? What the heck is everyone in the entire blogosphere talking about? Threating? Hey, its not like its the first time. ….or the second time even. ….or even the third. Who need…
April 2nd, 2006 at 7:33 pm[…] Pity Debbie Schlussel. She thought she was leading a glorious charge, but she charged into a place so dank and unwholesome even the Nice Doggie wouldn’t follow. And when she looked she saw her rightie brethren not following her. Instead, they were staring. At her. With disgust. […]
April 2nd, 2006 at 8:06 pmIt’s unbelievable how little attention she pays to little things like facts.
Well read people tend to read more than the Weeping Schlustule before making a decision.
What a twat.
April 2nd, 2006 at 8:30 pmI’m just waiting for a SchlusselWatch blog to appear. Of course, that’d be giving the bitch more attention than she deserves, but it would sure be fun.
April 2nd, 2006 at 9:16 pmA thought just occurred…. To show your Imperial magnanimity, perhaps you could boost her traffic by giving her a space on your sidebar as Imperial Fool?
April 2nd, 2006 at 9:55 pmAnd while we are criticising Debbie…….
Shouldn’t this be recieving a bit more attention? “I’ve been watching this traitor bitch fawn all over her captors this morning. “Nice furniture, safe, nice clothes, they NEVER threatened me”. I’m very glad you were so comforatble while working t…
April 2nd, 2006 at 10:31 pmI just took a look at ‘In Search Of Utopia’; one of the blogs that left a trackback. All I can say is what a sniveling limp-wristed leftist anal-cyst. The main image on that ‘blog of utopia’ is of Egypt. Yeah Egypt, that utopian country run by a dictator. I hope the shitstain running that blog is wearing a burka and living in that Crapistan. After all, I’m sure they find it more ‘progressive and enlightened’ than America. I guess if we’re not sodomizing goats and camels were not nearly as enlightened as they are.
Also that shitstain blogger demonstrates what a ‘progressive’ it is by having anti-Zionist (Jew hating) links on its blogroll. How very liberal.
Here’s one of my favorite Egyptian quotes from a riot in Egypt last year:
A large force of riot police surrounded the protest and dispersed the men, beating some with electric prods and batons. Ten men were detained, police officials said. The men dispersed, but at least 200 women remained, screaming “We want our children” and “The Jews were better than you” — referring to the Israeli occupation of the Sinai Peninsula after the 1967 war.
http://www.naharnet.com/domino/tn/NewsDesk.nsf/getstory?openform&2559FF83A56E21E5C2256FC8004EA9F1
April 2nd, 2006 at 10:54 pmYou mean That egypt who seems to have a problem with the term “free speach”- Its not like Bloggers were arrested when they disagreed with the Goverment- Oh wait they were. How very progressive, Like The Nazis, and the Communist dictators Stalin, Pol-pot, Mao, and Kim Jong Il, and Castro.
And note these were real dictators- not like how you keep calling Bush one.
April 2nd, 2006 at 11:52 pm[…] Politeness is hard to do sometimes and useful to maintain. […]
April 3rd, 2006 at 12:04 amShe leaves another reading comprehension comment here at Politik Ditto. It seems to be her go-to insult.
April 3rd, 2006 at 2:00 amFuckin’ a…Surber’s an LC? I never saw him post here! And Barbara O’ Brien tracked you! Debbie brings together some interesting folkses, I tell ya…I think Debbie is gonna get in over her head soon. But since she thinks she’s smarter than everyone else she’s gonna stick to her “finds” even in the face of overwhelming evidence that she’s lost in the sauce…
Pam, Domenech, Schlussel…who’s gonna be the next righty blogger to go down the tubes?
April 3rd, 2006 at 7:17 amI’m with Seagoon. I hereby move that Ms. Struessel be apointed to the post of Imperial Fool. All in favor?
April 3rd, 2006 at 7:25 amOne of the many perks to being an Emperor. Tap on the keys, Law of the Land
April 3rd, 2006 at 7:30 amKinda cool.
April 3rd, 2006 at 8:38 amAnybody want a cigar?
April 3rd, 2006 at 9:05 am[…] Poor braindead Debbie is making an ass of herself yet again, this time about Jill Carroll (see here, here, and here). She’s stepped it up, too. Before, she threatened to sue critics; now she’s making death threats. I guess Debbie’s on a jihad, eh? […]
April 3rd, 2006 at 9:54 amWe can only celebrate stupid so much. Frankly, Lady DS of the BS has burned through her 15 minutes of fame, and is now a holdover tenant on the blogosphere stage. If we shut off the the light of scruntiny, and exit through the doors at the back of the theatre, then she’ll be stuck dancing with the ones what brung her, rather than trading [infantile] barbs with brighter lights that she is not even qualified to fetch coffee for, let alone stand as a peer. Pity her clients, but don’t spare another milimeter of print bringing her churlish and vacuous condemnations to the attention of those of us with better things to do, like clipping our toenails, or watching paint dry.
April 3rd, 2006 at 10:34 amI agree with the sentiment completely, dear BisW, but the problem is that it’s so damn AMUSING to watch this particular train wreck.
Yes, I am a sadist. Graduated summa cum laude in that at the Imperial Academy
(But, as with all previous train wrecks, this one will eventually get boring too.)
April 3rd, 2006 at 10:45 amDear Debbie,
Nag, nag, you filthy hag,
April 3rd, 2006 at 11:10 amyou sleazy, slimy slut.
Between your thighs
green fungus lies,
and maggots crawl up your butt.
Before I’d climb those scaly legs,
or suck those festered tits,
I’d eat a bowl of buzzard puke
and fourteen pounds of shit.
[…] Just in from the idiot Schlussel. So Misha, do I get points? […]
April 3rd, 2006 at 11:13 amSuspicion (FURTHER UPDATED)…
UPDATE IX: The London Telegraph attacks the right wing Blogosphere in a major way….Embittered’, the ever hateful and bitter Mahablog, who cannot string two words together without spitting out venom, who calls me “ever-brainless” and a “dimwitt”…
April 3rd, 2006 at 2:19 pmI wanna fartwah form schussel: Link
April 3rd, 2006 at 4:35 pmI find it high-larious watching all the moonbats trackback this thread. I haven’t been so entertained in a long while.
Those blogs runneth over with lunacy.
April 3rd, 2006 at 6:09 pmI am very confused here.
April 7th, 2006 at 7:15 am[…] UPDATE: Beth and Beth have more, as does Misha. The first Beth offers a brilliant suggestion: Carnival of Debbie Schlussel is a Cupid Stunt. Meanwhile, Don Surber, who is far more charitable than I, asks his readers to pray for D.S. rather than at her. […]
April 12th, 2006 at 9:24 am