Idiots March Again…
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Borders? What Borders?, Idiotarians12:32 pm
It’s a great pity that we were fresh out of ammo, not to mention otherwise engaged, yesterday.
DALLAS — Hundreds of thousands of people banged drums, waved U.S. flags and marched in a protest Sunday urging federal lawmakers to pass immigration reform that would legalize an estimated 11 million undocumented immigrants.
Of course, the impeccably credentialed photographers were sure to only photograph the right flags.
Well, not all of them (this one from San Diego):

Note the giant red-white-and-green “U.S. flag” (REUTERS/Fred Greaves).
Shouting “Si Se Puede!” _ Spanish for “Yes, we can!” _ the marchers crammed into the downtown streets.
We should’ve gone and brought the Imperial Heirs.
“Booooooooooooooob the Builder,
Can - we - FIX - it?
Booooooooooooooob the Builder,
Si - Se - Puede!”
They’d have loved it. That and the target practice both.
They included families pushing strollers with their children and ice cream vendors who placed American flags on their carts. Many wore white clothing to symbolize peace.
Police estimated the crowd at 350,000 to 500,000. There were no reports of violence.
We already SAID that we were sorry we couldn’t come, right?
UPDATE: And “peaceful” our Imperial Ass. But we guess it doesn’t count as “violence” unless it’s the wetbacks who get beaten.
It was among several demonstrations that drew thousands of protesters Sunday in New Mexico, Minnesota, Michigan, Iowa, Alabama, Utah, Oregon, Idaho and California.
“If we don’t protest they’ll never hear us,” said Oscar Cruz, 23, a construction worker who marched among the estimated 50,000 in San Diego. Cruz, who came illegally to the U.S. in 2003, said he had feared a crackdown but felt emboldened by the large marches across the country in recent weeks.
The illegal alien bastard probably felt “emboldened” by the Pissant Pussies in the Senate wetting their pants and caving to the demands of lawbreakers as well. But we hear you, Oscar, loud and clear. And if our elected “representatives” won’t uphold the law, then we WILL.
In Birmingham, Ala., demonstrators marched along the same streets where civil rights activists clashed with police in the 1960s and rallied at a park where a statue of Martin Luther King Jr. stands as a reminder of the fight for equal rights and the violence that once plagued the city.
Because, as we all know, demanding that law-abiding legal black citizens be treated like everybody else is EXACTLY THE SAME THING as demanding that illegal invaders be granted full citizenship as a reward for their contempt of our laws. If Dr. King’s statue were to come to life, it would take a giant dump on the assholes, we’re sure.
“We’ve got to get back in touch with the Statue of Liberty,” said the Rev. Lawton Higgs, a United Methodist pastor and activist. “We’ve got to get back in touch with the civil rights movement, because that’s what this is about.”
Another reason why His Majesty quit the Methodist Church.
But we’ll be happy to put Rev. Higgs in touch with the Statue of Liberty. We’ll use the occasion to read the inscription on it aloud to him, making particular note of the absence of a mention of a free-for-all for criminals, and then we’ll hang him by the neck from her torch.
Right next to the members of the Senate.
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Obviously these pendejos don’t have jobs to interfere with their rioting…
April 10th, 2006 at 12:35 pmMaybe running around in the streets banging drums is one of those mythical “jobs that no Americans will do?”
April 10th, 2006 at 12:42 pmI guess that peaceful means no police action taken.
April 10th, 2006 at 12:45 pmVia Michelle Malkin.
Another reason why it’s probably a good thing that I couldn’t go, LC Scott.
I don’t leave the house “naked” and that situation would most DEFINITELY have qualified as a “potentially life-threatening situation.”
“Have a problem, white boy?”
“No, pendejo, but YOU do - now…”
*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!*
*Eject, Insert, Slam*
“Anybody up for seconds?”
April 10th, 2006 at 1:02 pmI thought all the illegals were doing jobs that no American would do. Construction pays very well and I can’t imagine someone not wanting that kind of money.
April 10th, 2006 at 1:21 pmI found this in my sons school this morning. There were more but this is the only one I could get a photo of.
April 10th, 2006 at 1:25 pmCan you imagine, in schools across the nation in twenty years:
“Today is…Illegal Mexican Immigrant Day!”
Ah well.
April 10th, 2006 at 3:02 pmYour Majesty,
I respectfully submit my suggestion for our noble battle cry. It’s not original, but I think you’ll approve. I submit:
Remember the Alamo!
I, er, also have a post to this effect over at my place
April 10th, 2006 at 3:20 pmDeathknyte, I would estimate half the construction jobs in California are done by Mexicans. I don’t begrudge anyone a job, but allowing foreigners to take jobs away from Americans is ridiculous. The problem is foreign labor works for less and, more so, when they are here illegally and often working for cash.
April 10th, 2006 at 4:51 pmI have six hispanic students in one of the high school classes that I teach. Five of them were gone today, of the five, only one is doing passing work. The sixth hispanic student, the one who was in class today, is doing “A” work…you’d think that his compadres would look to him as an example. They were marked absent, and will fail the in-class project that was due today.
Here’s an off the wall idea…if they want to make California and Arizona and other states into the state of Aztlan, then let them have it! We’ll move all of our companies and industry and infrastructure and ANYTHING that belongs to America out of their new found state…leave it nice and pristine for them. Then let’s see how long it takes for it to look like the rest of Mexico, and how long it takes for them to start illegally crossing the border to escape the dungheap that they have created.
Viva Aztlan!, now stay there damnit!
April 10th, 2006 at 5:00 pmI heard a sound bite on the radio of a speaker at a protest proclaiming “We have a right to be here.”
I got your rights
“You have the right to be be deported
“You have the right to a bus ride back to Mexico
“If you cannot afford a bus ride one will be provided to you
“If you give up the right to be deported, your continued illegal presence will entitle you to a prison sentence”
Do you understand your rights as they have been explained to you?
April 10th, 2006 at 5:40 pmFurchrissakes! I was finally getting my blood pressure under control.
April 10th, 2006 at 6:31 pmI didn’t don a uniform, swear an allegiance to the Constitution and put my ass on the line for 30 years for this shit! I owe you not a fucking thing mariposa! Take yourself, your espousa and your 7 ninos back to Mexico! Ask Vincente and the rest of los jefes to provide you with whatever it is you need.
Now, get the fuck outta here before I take my cutlass down from over the fireplace and raise the black flag!
jaybear,
April 10th, 2006 at 6:52 pmI suspect they could fuck it up in no time if we left everything in place, and I’ve said as much before. The infrastructure helps, but its the underlying work of citizens in establishing the wage and labor laws, paying the taxes for the services, and and of course the occaisional roto-rooting of the legislatures when the corruption gets noticable. If you take away the meaning of citizenship, then you take away the incentive of those citizens to maintain all of those gains. Before long, you’ll have…Mexico!
just thought of something….
Do these pro-immigration peckers advocate the same rights of citizenship and protection to someone like….ohhhhh…..Elian Gonzales???
………..just wondering………….
April 10th, 2006 at 7:23 pmi just wanted to mention that in Montgomery County, MD, attending protests and demonstrations counts as credit towards the “community service” portion of the graduation requirement. i wish i had a link, but i do have confirmation from my father-in-law, who works for the county school system.
April 10th, 2006 at 8:04 pmthe rationale is that students should be involved with world issues. i can agree with that… but how come they just started giving credit for this NOW? they sure as hell didn’t when i was in high school.
Montgomery County is becoming too wacko to stand living in.
April 10th, 2006 at 9:26 pmThat’s one of the reasons I left.
Unbelievable PC.
I’d triple the credits for community service earned by any students in that fashion if they’d finish by eating a bullet, slitting their wrists or remove themselves from the gene pool in some other fashion.
We’ve already got more than enough slackers looking for an excuse to avoid doing what they’re supposed to do.
April 10th, 2006 at 9:45 pmI just watched local, live news coverage of the protests here in Kansas City. Despite alleged attempts made by the organizers to leave the Mexican flags and overtly anti-American signboards home, I saw but one American flag…and dozens of proudly-displayed Mexican ones, and plenty of anti-American chanting.
Through it all, the Fox 4 reporter and the “anchorpersons” in the Fox 4 studio repeatedly used the phrase “marching for justice” to describe the illegals.
Of course - this being the “fair and balanced” network - they also showed some white guy burning a Mexican flag, too.
Assholes.
April 10th, 2006 at 9:52 pmNo, Rat Patrol, they’re just handling all the protesting that Americans won’t do.
April 10th, 2006 at 9:55 pm[…] The Emperor has plenty of rather pithy comments as well. The gall of these people to compare their illegal demands to the civil rights movement! […]
April 10th, 2006 at 10:43 pmI must needs laugh, Your Majesty!
I also prefer Your Viciousness’ version of the Random Numbers incident…
April 11th, 2006 at 1:50 amAnother example of the ass-brained hate-America lefties and their never-ending stream of effluent that they keep trying to shove down our throats via their lackeys in the mainstream media! The plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty states:” Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to be free”, NOT: “Give me your dope peddlers, your freeloaders, your pimps, your hustlers, looking for an easy ride.” Another thing that the mainstream newsmaggots fail to tell everyone is that the vast majority of legal immigrants feel the same way WE do about the freeloading maggots that come to leech off our system.
April 11th, 2006 at 5:57 amHas anyone come to the realization that these organized and “on demand” um - “Demonstrations” are veiled threats of “The next ones may not be peaceful, do as we want or it’s Paris for you Gringo Fucks?”
April 11th, 2006 at 7:52 pmToday I took the unprecedented step, for me at least, of tracking down the phone number to call to turn in illegals. I have a few in mind………
April 11th, 2006 at 7:56 pm