You would think that, given the track record, the Illiberal Idiotopiarians in the press would finally tire of the old let’s-hype-the-exit-polls and let’s-call-the-election-before-the-votes-are-in shticks.

You’d also be wrong (link via LC & IB Bill Quick):

April 10 (Bloomberg) — Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi overtook former European Commission President Romano Prodi in Italian elections and now leads in voting for both houses of parliament, projected results showed. The final outcome is too close to call.

Berlusconi had a narrow advantage of 0.3 percentage point in voting for the Chamber of Deputies that would give him 340 seats in the 630-seat house, projections based on a partial count of votes showed. Berlusconi’s coalition also held a narrow majority in the Senate.

The media are every bit as accurate as the Daily Kotz when it comes to predicting election results. Gore in ‘00, Kerry in ‘04, Howard thrown out of Oz and whatisface in Canada not even getting a leg inside. We were a bit worried about Berlusconi’s future initially, but that all evaporated when the airheaded know-nothings in the media started proclaiming that the Socialist Tranzi Fuckweasel Prodi was going to sweep the Italian elections. When that happened, we knew that our man Silvio had it made.

Initial exit polls showed Prodi winning the Chamber and a 20-seat majority in the Senate

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Ah, those infallible exit polls.

We wonder how you say “we wuz robbed” in Italian?

9 Responses to “Curses! Foiled Again!”
  1. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan AUSTRALIA

    I was hoping Berlusconi did lose. I don’t give a rats ass about anything else, but I am positive he paid a “ransom” for Sgrena, and I trust him as far as I can throw him.

    He’s an empty face in a suit.

  2. Michael Comment by Michael UNITED STATES

    Naw they be saying “Its Chimphitlerhaliburtonoilrovecheny$$$ and that Damn VRWC using those mind control rays to control elections”
    :lol:

    Oh and First

  3. Michael Comment by Michael UNITED STATES

    Drat I been FOILED!!!

  4. demonicgerbil Comment by demonicgerbil UNITED STATES

    You were hit by a mind control ray. :p

  5. Unregistered Comment by Tuning Spork UNITED STATES

    OoooRAH! The olde Empire wouldn’t let us down. I’m goin’ out for pizza tomorree!

  6. Unregistered Comment by Elephant Man UNITED STATES

    I’ve been wondering what Karl Rove has been up to these days….. :lol:

  7. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Tiberius AUSTRALIA

    So how many leaders is that now who were going to punished for for going to war?

    Fucking leftist shitheads.

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    […] Ever since exit polls announced that Berlusconi had definitely lost to socialist weasels I’ve been waiting for the other shoe. Posted by Ian S. in […]

  9. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    Now, Tuesday morning, Prodi is claiming victory….