…Pallies, Splodeydopes Hardest Hit. (Via LC & IB Bill Quick)

GAZA CITY — The Islamist group Hamas, in control of the Palestinian Authority for less than a month, is already in deeper trouble than critics had predicted: diplomatically isolated, profoundly in debt and in a state of increasing internal disarray.

I have a feeling that the LA Whines are trying to get me all aroused here.

Hardship is beginning to take hold among the families of tens of thousands of civil servants who have gone unpaid because of the dramatic drop in foreign aid.

Boo-hoo-hooo. It might be worth noticing that the “dramatic drop” (not near dramatic ENOUGH) was due to the paleosimians gleefully and giddily electing a terrorist organization to govern them. Well, an openly terrorist organization, we should add. Otherwise, some might justifiably ask us “so what else is new?”, since Fatah aren’t exactly Viennese choirboys either.

Actions have consequences, you know. Mheh.

Angry gunmen, many from the rival Fatah faction that Hamas defeated in January parliamentary elections, roam the streets of the Gaza Strip and West Bank. The militant movement alienated moderate Arab regimes last week with its contention that a suicide bombing in Tel Aviv, carried out by a different radical Palestinian group, was a “legitimate form of resistance.”

They alienated Arab governments crapping their dishdashas in fear that they might be next unless they issued some sort of vague “condemnation”, more like.

“The question is really where they can go from here,” Palestinian analyst Talal Okal said. “It looks like a dead end — but one that could drag down everyone else along with them.”

OK, cut it out! I’ll never get this shit-eating grin off my face!

Still uncertain is whether ordinary Palestinians would prefer to see a flawed and struggling Hamas government stay afloat rather than witness the fulfillment of what they see as Israeli and U.S. wishes to bring about its downfall.

“Stay afloat?”

Hah. They’re sinking so fast that even the rats are having trouble getting off the garbage scow.

“Our help is from Allah, not from America and the West,” said Hamed abu Harbid, a 27-year-old government employee who is scrambling to support his elderly parents as well as his wife and two daughters in the absence of a paycheck.

And it looks like Allah’s checkbook is firmly closed, piss be upon Him.

“A collapse of the Hamas government wouldn’t mean the alternative was any better.”

Maybe. But you wouldn’t be starving, asshole.

Since the swearing-in of its prime minister and Cabinet last month, Hamas has repeatedly and defiantly insisted that it can get by without the Western aid that was cut off in response to its refusal to renounce violence and recognize Israel’s right to exist.

And we invite you to keep trying. It’s absolutely effin’ hilarious watching you disintegrate.

But a hoped-for infusion of large-scale aid from the Arab and Muslim world has been slow to materialize; instead it has received sums that would cover less than a month’s outlays.

Kind of like when the Arab oil ticks were tripping over their dicks to get aid to their fellow Muslims in the afterwake of the Tsunami, isn’t it?

It’s quite simple, you dimwitted fig farmers: You’re expendable. You’re only worth anything to your Muslim “brothers” as long as you keep killing Jooos. If they really gave a good shit about you, they’d have taken you all in by now so that you wouldn’t have to live in a dilapidated, stinking cesspool of random violence and systematic ignorance.

But Israel and the United States come in for much of the blame from Palestinians. Even those who do not support Hamas are furious over Israel’s withholding of about $55 million in monthly tax revenue it is supposed to collect on the Palestinians’ behalf.

How can a state that “doesn’t exist” collect money for you? That doesn’t make sense at all. And keep whining, because we don’t really give a shit. Well, we do, but only in the sense that we glory in your misery. Hence the request that you keep whining. We love every second of it.

A humanitarian crisis could be months away, but a poll last week by the Palestinian Center for Public Opinion indicated that nearly 60% of Palestinians believed that the elimination of foreign aid would be a spark for violence.

We certainly hope so. It would be nice to watch the splodeydopes blowing each other up for a change.

Another source of tension is the level of misery in Gaza,

Sheesh. You wanted it, you got it. Now be happy, why don’t you? It’s hardly our fault that you promptly celebrated your “conquest” by blowing up and burning down everything worth a shekel in the area. Not that it’ll keep you from blaming everybody else, of course. It’s the one thing you’re any “good” at.

…particularly in the north, where near-constant Israeli artillery barrages have been directed at Palestinian militant groups that use farming villages as staging grounds for firing homemade rockets at Israel.

Maybe shooting rockets at Israeli civilians is a really bad idea?

In the weeks since Hamas took power, about two dozen Palestinians have been killed by Israeli artillery fire and airstrikes in Gaza. Many were militants who were specifically targeted, but some were civilians, including at least three children. Scores of others have been injured, and small-scale farming in northern Gaza has been devastated.

Tell it to somebody who might give a damn, LA Times, such as your remaining three subscribers. You don’t really expect us feel sorry for knuckledragging noodlebrains who get bombarded because they themselves are bombarding others, do you?

Action - Reaction.

Look it up.

Israel has defended the artillery fire as a necessary defense against the daily rocket attacks targeting Israeli towns and collective farms close to the Gaza border. Human rights groups say the toll being exacted in Gaza is disproportionate to the threat posed by the crude rockets, which rarely cause deaths or injuries.

Here’s an idea, then: Why don’t we take all of those pro-terrorist Idiotarian “Human rights groups” and plant their asses in the areas where the “crude rockets” are “rarely causing deaths or injuries?” If it’s so fucking safe, then they should have no problem whatsoever with placing their tofu-filled skinsacks in the target area, right? What’s that I hear? The sound of Birkenstock-wearing fuckweasels scampering for the hills?

“I blame the Israelis and the militants both,” said Jamila abu Rabea, a 48-year-old Palestinian mother of eight who was seriously injured when a shell landed near her house this month in the village of Beit Lahiya. “We just want to live in peace and safety.”

Then why don’t you keep that in mind the next time you head for the polls, you hideously harebrained heifer?

Try electing somebody who really believes in “peace and safety” next time, although we predict that you’re going to have a devil of a time locating one in the Terrortories.

“INCOMING!!!”

I was kidding, you stupid cow. Come out from under the coffee table already.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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