Thanks For Proving Our Point.
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Idiotarians, Lefty America-Haters, Religion of Pus3:07 pm
(From Hot Air)
World Net Daily broke the news yesterday that a far-left student newspaper at the University of Oregon — called “The Insurgent” appropriately enough — decided to publish 12 deliberately offensive cartoons of Jesus in their March issue. Why? Because the Oregon Commentator, a conservative student newspaper at U of O, recently published the 12 Jyllands-Posten cartoons of Mohammed. The Insurgent wanted Christians to know what it felt like to have their religion insulted.
Because, really, what would Christians know about something like that?
Well. How about — nothing?
You see, dear editors of The Insurgent: G-d, unlike some moon god that we could mention, isn’t an insecure, thumb-sucking, powerless little brat demanding that we go burn down embassies and murder innocents to defend His honor. And we, unlike some medieval, barbarian “culture” worshipping a giant black block with a vagina, believe in freedom of speech, even when we disagree with it.
We can’t wait to hear the Dept. of Sucking Saudi Scroti at Foggy Bottom denouncing this display of religious intolerance, however.
We just won’t be holding our breath.
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You would think that they would realize nobody cares what they do or think.
April 27th, 2006 at 3:23 pmLike every other liberal moonbat scheme, this one blows up in their faces.
Unlike muslims, you won’t see Christians take to the streets, rioting and burning.
Unwittingly, the liberal asshats manage to make the conservative point with their idiotic display of moral equivalency.
April 27th, 2006 at 3:35 pm‘Jesus with erection’ ignites outrage…
….but, as Hot Air points out, we aren’t rioting and burning down embassies.
April 27th, 2006 at 3:42 pmWorld Net Daily broke the news yesterday that a far-left student newspaper at the University of Oregon — called “The Insurgent” appropriately enough — dec…
No riot’s? Nothing burning? There’s gotta be someone out there killing someone over this, right? No?
No smoke? Blood?
Yep. The silence deafeningly points to the point, as Misha says.
If there is no insult to kickstart the wahabi hatred-machine, one will be invented or provided by the leftys. Allah wants blood. ‘Matters not if infidel or islamic, just spray it big.
April 27th, 2006 at 3:47 pmThose feebs would have to be able to recognize and confront reality. Not gonna happen.
April 27th, 2006 at 4:04 pmMan, the lefties are firmly on the road to dhimmitude.
April 27th, 2006 at 4:19 pmTHIS WILL NOT STAND!! TONIGHT, WE TAKE TO THE STREETS!!! BURN, KILL, DESTROY THE UNFAITHFUL!!! TONIGHT, WE BATHE THE STREETS IN BLOOD!!
Except I sorta have this thing with this thing to do with this girl tonight. . . .Also, I have to get up early to go to work. Also, did anyone notice the size of Christ’s unit in that cartoon. . . .very flattering to the savior, IMHO. Aw, the hell with it.
April 27th, 2006 at 4:44 pmI realize the tortured rantings and convoluted reasoning of these liberal college students from the U of O in my home state may seem bizarre to you, but you have to understand something.
The University of Oregon campus is located in Eugene, in the heart of the Willamette Valley, which is also home to substantial and robust cattle raising and dairy industries. As you may have heard, it also rains a lot there and the skies are often overcast. The combination of this damp, temperate climate coupled with the prodigious waste output of this vast multitude of bovines produces a bumper crop of hallucinogenic psilocybin mushrooms. These “magic mushrooms” are, coincidentally, the principal vegan dietary fare of your typical Northwest filthy hippy college student. On any given day, you can see scores of them scampering about the pastures eagerly plucking the mushrooms from their host cowpies and happily popping them down like so many oyster shooters.
So, you see, they really can’t help themselves. They are simply victims of the capitalistic agricultural exploiters that surround them.
April 27th, 2006 at 5:13 pmBegging to differ your Malevolent Magnificence, but Allah (may a thousand sand ticks infest his scrotum) is not a god. Allah is a demon, a hell bound fallen angel circling the drain above the Lake of Fire. And as a demon, Allah will attack the followers of Christ, the institutions that support His worship, and Christian symbols. That the mess media, liberal and Muslim apologists all pile on for this should be no surprise. They are only obeying their master.
April 27th, 2006 at 5:34 pmMike M: Oh, it has to do with the climate conditions. That explains it! That would also be why we have these shroom eaters in the banana belt north of Seattle. And I’ll bet the bumper crop of mushrooms also has something to do with global warming……
April 27th, 2006 at 5:57 pmAbsolutely!
The conditions that produce them amount to a ticking time bomb.
April 27th, 2006 at 6:40 pmIndeed? A valley?
That’s my favorite.
They tend to, er, “contain” the fallout. Wait for a quiet day with no wind and you can even use Sarin.
April 27th, 2006 at 6:42 pmSorry about the OT.
Aaron’s site is hacked. Persistant little bastards.
April 27th, 2006 at 6:50 pmBy definition, The Willamette Valley is a valley. Not like one you’d find in Montana or say, Switzerland, but it is. Same goes for the San Juaquin in CA, you just can’t see the sides often.
That said, Eugene is a hotbed for hatred. Of everybody. Anarchists at the WTO riots in Seattle came from Eugene. Animal Liberation Front (and Earth Liberation Front) call Eugene home. And if I remember, wasn’t the school shooters Harris and Klebold from Springfield, just across the interstate from Eugene.
I’ve been thru that town a thousand times over the years and you couldn’t pay me to live there.
April 27th, 2006 at 6:59 pmOhhhh….whatever. The artwork in these cartoons suck, the message sucks, and their whole strategy sucks.
What I find really offensive, is that these turds are supposedly educated individuals….kinda makes me think that those of us ,whose job is teaching, are failing miserably….especially the art teachers.
April 27th, 2006 at 7:28 pmI’m glad someone finally tried this stunt with Christianity, so now we can finally show the world how civilized, secure people deal with insults. I’m sure, however, that our lack of rioting and rage will only be ignored and the point lost. “The insurgent”? Give me a break. I can’t stand these self-righteous college students. There is nothing in this world more empty and offensive as pseudo-intellectuals with a cause du jour. Does a term referring to a Christian “Jihad” even exist? It’s hilarious, the only shit muslims can sling on Christians is the Crusades…what a directionless, angry, silly, arrogant and dysfuntional bunch they are. What would life be like without them?
April 27th, 2006 at 7:37 pmJaybear,
I teach at a private Christian University. The atmosphere is completely different than the community college at which I also teach. At the University you still get the whiners but not like at the Community College and the caliber of student is so different I won’t even try to compare them.
I only saw the “Christ with Erection” cartoon. Perhaps they can find someone over the age of 3 ½ next time to draw for them. On the lighter side I don’t find Christ “sport’n steel” on the cross particularly offensive. I have worked hundreds of codes and I can attest that many many times when a male in full arrest is undressed a steely is observed, parasympathic pathways and all that but I guess to be accurate steel had not been invented yet so I should properly call it a woody.
April 27th, 2006 at 7:44 pmToo bad we can’t do to them what the muslims wanted to do to the cartoonists….somehow fitting, I should think. Besides, I really won’t lose any sleep over their cartoons. My God is stronger than that. Fools!
April 27th, 2006 at 7:59 pmNote the following and just imagine what a rabid terrorist towel head would make of the following: About the Insurgent
the Insurgent is a newspaper in the Eugene-Springfield, Oregon community. We are unaffiliated with any partisan organization. We seek to provide a forum for those working towards a society free from oppression based on class, gender, sexual orientation, race, species,and free from the threat of ecological collapse, yo.
Maybe we should point this lad to their door…:lol:
April 27th, 2006 at 8:00 pmHow about we on The Dick List show some the left’s vaccae sacrae in less than appealing poses? Do you think we’d get away with it? What about, for example, Martin Luther King Jr. getting head from Rosa Parks with Jackie Robinson’s thumb up his ass? I wonder if the editors of the Insurgent would understand the complex political point we would be trying to make….
April 27th, 2006 at 9:55 pmSure!
Blame the cattle and sheep But give Michael Moore a pass!
Unbelievable…
April 27th, 2006 at 10:47 pmAzygos sez:
I’m with ya’ Azygos, Besides teaching high school computer graphics and web design, I teach 3D computer animation at a local college up here in the Northwest. The students at our college come out disciplined and with a work ethic that is not found in most university grads. It’s part of the curriculum to drill that work ethic into them. The freshman attrition rate, due to not being able to take the workload and long days stands at about 50%. They don’t have time to do stupid crap like these idiots at the U of O. They’re too busy learning to program and animate so they can go out to the Game or Computer Animation industry and earn a $35,000 to $60,000 starting salary. I’ll betcha my paycheck that these libtards that publish the “insurgent”, once they graduate, will be the ones serving Big Macs to MY graduates…..I’ll betcha
April 27th, 2006 at 11:44 pmThe Duckville Dumbasses™ must not get out much. Else you’d think they’d be aware that Christianity gets insulted EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK. As if they thought we’d not be expecting it.
Shee-friggin’-eesh. :whatever:
April 27th, 2006 at 11:49 pmwow its not like we have to deal with a certain rapper who has a huge ego problem and is so self absorbed that he posed as Jesus in rolling stone- Where’s the riots.
April 28th, 2006 at 12:12 am“The Insurgent?” More like “The Indulgent.”
Notice their Utopia would be “free from oppression based on…species….” That’s right, they want to give the vote to the voles.
April 28th, 2006 at 5:01 amVinnie Vole sez:
“Even I know these Or’gon U stupids suck!”
April 28th, 2006 at 5:09 amIf they wanted to make a comment on how religions react to “unflattering” cartoons, they should publish anti-Christian cartoons on one page and depictions of mu*ham*mud on the facing page and wait to see who shows up at their door.
April 28th, 2006 at 12:27 pmXystus - that miserable little rodent is nearly singlehandedly responsible for taking down the entire Pacific Northwest logging industry.
April 28th, 2006 at 12:34 pmHey Mike M, I thought the species responsible for that was the spotted owl.
April 28th, 2006 at 1:27 pmThe huggers sold the theory that voles lived only in “old growth” forests and that spotted owls ate only voles, so, by their reckoning… no old trees = no voles = no spotted owls.
The real trajedy in all of this is that once the timber industry had been all but eliminated, turning once robust logging centers into vitual ghost towns and displacing thousands of loggers, millworkers and truckers, subsequent studies revealed the decline of the spotted owl didn’t happen for any of the reasons the Birkenstok wearing moonbats in Portland and Seattle claimed. The spotted owls were simply forced out of their environment by the larger, more aggressive barred owl that had migrated from the east.
April 28th, 2006 at 3:03 pmWhose forced migration, of course, was caused by the decline of their food source in their previous habitat by the introduction of a new preditor that was forced to migrate due to the……
April 28th, 2006 at 3:09 pmWhat the hell? No Christian seething? Y’all ain’t much fun! The muzzies tried this too with the Joooos and it didn’t work for them either! Idiots!
April 28th, 2006 at 3:34 pm*Sigh* Surpassed only by the “tragedy” of years of combined parochial and public education that obviously didn’t take.
April 28th, 2006 at 3:48 pmMore of the march of the armies of asshattery.
April 28th, 2006 at 3:57 pm………because a goddam VOLE is going to climb a 200 foot tree to make a nest. Vole don’t climb trees in Oregon. They are WAY more at home digging around in the ground. I’ve held them things (and pygmy shrews that live somewhere between CA and OR too) in my hand. They’re the size of a silver dollar. Maybe even the palm of your hand. It would take them a YEAR to climb up a tree. They’re diggers, not climbers.
Primary food source for spotted owls? My ass. Owls hunt shit on the ground. It’s easier for them. And if they can’t find a VOLE, they’ll eat something else. Rats, mice, snakes. It’ll do. When an animal is hungry, it’ll eat anything. Adapt or die.
I’ll sure as shit will say that I know of more than one loggers families that had to deal with suicide from this whole fucking “spotted owl” bullshit. Guys that had well paying jobs, lost them, their familes, and killed themselves out of depression.
Same shit goes for the fishing industry. Onshore or off. And I’m an animal lover. The beasts that we keep.
April 30th, 2006 at 2:15 amI don’t much care what anyone does now to these clowns up in Oregon, I am vaguely interested in what happens to them assuming, that there is any truth to those Ten Commandments. It may be a little warm where they go.
April 30th, 2006 at 8:30 pm