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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » And the Gifts Keep Rolling In

To the sloping foreheads in Saudi Arabia (Bush’s Eternal Friends, as he likes to say) who decided to mark our 5,000,000 hit anniversary by launching yet another amateurish DDoS attack on our hosts this morning:

Thanks, guys, you really didn’t have to. As long as you hate me, I know that I’m doing something right.

Here’s a present for you, courtesy of LC & IB Hold the Mayo:

That’s a DoS attack, motherfuckers.

36 Responses to “And the Gifts Keep Rolling In”
  1. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    That’s a full blown ass-whuppin’! Which is what them goat fuckers deserve!
    Foist!

  2. Unregistered Comment by Emperor Palpatine

    Second!!!!

    They don’t know what they’ve done, attacking The Jack Bauer of the Blogosphere™.

  3. crusader coyote Comment by crusader coyote

    Ah, Yer Majesty, God bless you.

    And may Allah curse you from eternity to eternity–
    “Curses! Foiled Again! And I would have succeeded too, if it weren’t for you meddling Kffir!”

  4. aaron Comment by aaron UNITED STATES

    You’re welcome, Misha.

    Check out the coverage on Malkin and LGF.

    Is there an upgrade from my title of Sir Aaron for this one?

  5. Unregistered Comment by Steve UNITED STATES

    *standing ovation* Beautiful picture, Sire! And congratulations on your 5,000,000! Just think, now you can say “If I had a dollar for every visit to my website, I’d be rich” and mean it.

  6. LC Beaker Comment by LC Beaker UNITED STATES

    Misha,

    Rather than destroy the place, I say we defile it instead with good ol’ American advertising.

    Say, like this:

    After they get all worked up, we should cover the entire area with tons of pig entrails. Not only does that ensure weeks of fun, but it saves the nukes for Iran.

    Besides, it’s always fun to try and guess how many of the idiots will be trampled to death during their annual pilgrimage.

  7. Unregistered Comment by IB LC Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    Does this qualify as a Fartwah, Your Majesty? ;)

  8. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Is there an upgrade from my title of Sir Aaron for this one?

    There should be, shouldn’t there?

    How about Sir Aaron, Duke of Dar-al-Harb?

  9. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Does this qualify as a Fartwah, Your Majesty? ;)

    It would have, Milady, if it had been directed at me exclusively. Since I have to share the honor, I suppose it’s a Mini-Fartwah.

  10. jaybear Comment by jaybear

    I just found out what the ancient arabic meaning of mecca is:

    It means home of the big square turd.

  11. itbachalyahud Comment by itbachalyahud

    oh, it looks exactly as it did in my dreams. darn it, i told myself i wouldn’t cry, but now i’m getting all teary-eyed.

    sniffle.

    /joy.

  12. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Nuked towel heads…

    Hmmm, I wonder if they would be considered tasty treats to these folks?…

  13. Unregistered Comment by Gangraad

    I am not exactly sure why, but this quotation just came into mind:

    “Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet belli”

    - Imperator Flavius Vegetius Renatus ; Epitoma Rei Militaris

    It translates into: “Therefore, let he who desires peace, prepare for war”

    - written by General FVR as stated above in his “summary on military matters”

  14. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    Burying Mecca in pork could be done. Start with something like this:

    Cuts of pork lie on the embankment on the Kansas Turnpike at mile marker 129

  15. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    Ah, midnight sunrise over the moon worshipers..
    Awesome, inspiring.

    Only The Prepared will remain to rebuild.

  16. Unregistered Comment by suzie UNITED STATES

    So glad to you back up!!!!

  17. Unregistered Comment by mousseman SWITZERLAND

    Maybe we’d just need to rent two An-224 transport planes and then have them drop some 200 metric tons of pork grease each on Mecca, and then parachute dogs down who would lick the mooselimbs to death.

    Or alternatively, use a few cluster bombs.

  18. Apollyon Comment by Apollyon UNITED STATES

    Uncle Sam wanted to say a few words to our cyber-goatfuckers:

    Free Image Hosting at <a href=http://www.ImageShack.us” />

  19. Apollyon Comment by Apollyon UNITED STATES

    Have you guys seen this sign outside of mecca?

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  20. Unregistered Comment by richj UNITED STATES

    Misha,

    That’s a DoS attack, motherfuckers.

    Sometimes your eloquence meets no bounds and brings tears of joy to my eyes.

  21. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Need more megatons…those assholes are in dire need of some virgins.

  22. Unregistered Comment by Erbo UNITED STATES

    I was (briefly) worried this morning when I couldn’t access the site that something was wrong with the office Internet connection. I was mistaken, obviously, but I’m sorry it had to be a DoS.

    (Coincidentally, I found some spam today that had been directed at Electric Minds from an ISP in the West Bank. I took great pleasure in blocking that range of IPs.)

    Now the only question left is, how many megatons?

    Hey, you camel-fellating bastards! YOUR HOLY SHRINE A SPLODE!

  23. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    You can’t nuke it yet. I’d like the last thing Ahmadinnerjacket to see to be me pissing on that rock. Then we can nuke it. The first five million is the hardest. It only gets better from here.

  24. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A.

    Twenty-fourth! (Darn night job!)

    Borrowing from LC HJ Caveman:

    those assholes are in dire need of some virgins.

    Can’t disagree. But:
    The whole virgin thing’s been done to…well, death! ;-) Let’s substitute - some vegans, instead! Oh, please, please, pleeeeeease!!! I doubt they’ll even notice the difference, and also it gives a whole new meaning to ‘the carrot and/or stick approach”! ;-)

    Sire, most respectfully I submit that there are NO small fartwahs, only small (dinky, insignificant, puny, undersized - to see ‘em you need a freakin’ electron microscope, even!) cyber goat-fuckers. I think yours is only an ‘honor shared’ because their aim is so piss-poor.

  25. Unregistered Comment by rightwingprof UNITED STATES

    Great picture. Speaking of, I saw United 93 yesterday. My response to the movie, and the Flight 93 Memorial, is here.

  26. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    Big mistake mucking with the blogosphere, sand lice.

    LET LOOSE THE GEEKS OF WAR!!!
    geek of war

  27. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Jihadi douchebags figured out how to hack computers and are now going hog-wild! They kind of remind me of a toddler who finally became potty trained: “Look, Mommy, I did it all by myself!!” With one major difference: the jihadi fucks still haven’t figured out how to use toilet paper.

  28. MrSpkr Comment by MrSpkr UNITED STATES

    Wow. Glad to see I’m not the only one that thinks nuking Mecca would be an interesting idea . . .

  29. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    This is Muzzie Mambo number 5

    That’s a one, two, three, four, five
    All you stinking infidels are gonna die
    Everybody’s in the jihad, so come on let’s ride
    Gotta go real fast so we can hide
    In the deep dark bunker around the corner
    The boyz say they brought a goat but I don’t wanna
    Gotta have a little man like I had last week
    Left the fleas in my beard between his cheeks
    I like Widaad, Aziz, Jama and Naby
    They ask for baloney but I give ‘em salami
    So where can I hide from Marines O Allah?
    If they find me that’s the end of my karma
    The sounds of F-16’s are getting louder
    So I’ll just jump in this hole!

    A little bit of Usama if you please
    A little bit of Khalid on his knees
    A little bit of Omar with one eye
    Park your knotty beard right between my thighs
    A little bit of Hamas, oh they’re hot
    Watch ‘em shite their pants when they get shot
    A little al-Zawahiri on the side
    A Hellfire missile will make him fry!

    Muzzie Mambo number 5!

    Now we’re in the bunker so I’ll throw him the wood
    If we stayed in the car I’d bend him over the hood
    US troops are shooting but I don’t give a hoot
    Cause I got my little terrorist stuck in his poot
    If you can’t get a man then do your goat twice
    And if it squeals real loud then you’re doing it right

    A little bit of Usama if you please
    A little bit of Khalid on his knees
    A little bit of Omar with one eye
    Park your knotty beard right between my thighs
    A little bit of Hamas, oh they’re hot
    Watch ‘em shite their pants when they get shot
    A little al-Zawahiri on the side
    A Hellfire missile will make him fry!

    (ulululululululululu)

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  31. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    sig94……you’ve done it again. Thanks for making me laugh today. I needed it. I only wish, God how I wish…I’d give a hundred dollars to see their collective faces reading your little ditty……..the clouding contenance, the darkening frowns….make it one fifty……

  32. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    Too damned funny Sig

    Everybody sing! does anyone know someone who could put that to the original music tracks of mambo #5?

  33. aaron Comment by aaron UNITED STATES

    May I request, instead:

    Sir Aaron, Scourge of Araby

  34. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    You certainly rate it, aaron, after all the crap you’ve been dealin’ with. Hope to see you up soon.

  35. Unregistered Comment by LC Jon, Imperial Hunter UNITED STATES

    And it’s one, two, three,
    What are we waitin’ for?

    Let’s go, I don’t give a damn,
    Y’know this AIN’T Veee-et-NAM!

    As I used to so frequently say on these pages,

    Kill ‘em all, let Allah and Quetzlcoatl sort ‘em, out!

    So very good to see My Ladies Heather and Beth, and the Ferocious and Indomitable Princess Natasha still present in these pages.

    Confusion to our enemies!

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