LC & IB Beth of My VRWC has done some research on Moussaoui’s future home and, even though most of it is written by bleeding-heart fuckwits who’d object to not offering room service to Adolf Eichmann, it makes us grin in that particularly unsettling fashion that tends to make leaves spontaneously fall from the trees around us.

Particularly the bit about how there’s been at least ONE example of prison justice at the facility.

We’re still not holding our breath here, but perhaps there’s hope.

If it does happen, which we very much doubt, seeing as how he’s a bona fide Celebrity Inmate, we hope that it’s slow, excruciatingly painful and so indescribably vile that even we will refuse to print the details, and you ought to have a pretty good idea of what they’d have to do to that stinking heap of koranimal goat excrement to meet that standard.

It won’t excuse that pissant heap of “jurors”, but at least justice will finally have been done, in spite of their best efforts to obstruct it.

Dr. Rusty isn’t exactly happy either. “Livid” would be a better word for it. If you gave “Livid” a bandsaw and a gallon of sulphuric acid, that is.

39 Responses to “At Least There’s Something to Make Me Smile”
  1. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    Bullshit! You’d print it in the biggest boldest font you could find. Nice try though.

  2. LC DarthVader Comment by LC DarthVader UNITED STATES

    I’m hoping he gets a cell with a very large man named bubba who teaches Mr. Terrorist that fist can be a verb.

  3. LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ Comment by LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ UNITED STATES

    We’re still not holding our breath here, but perhaps there’s hope.

    Yep, I hope there’s hope. It gives me a tiny bit of peace of mind, anyway. Suffice it to say that if the bedwetters hate the place, it can’t be that bad.

    And about his being a celebrity inmate, well, Florence is like the Murderers’ Hall of Fame. Terrorists, the Unabomber, McVeigh, etc. They’re all there.

    Thanks for the linky love, oh Benevolent One. :mrgreen:

  4. LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ Comment by LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ UNITED STATES

    Or I should say, McVeigh WAS there. ;-)

  5. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    What a collection of wimps on that jury!

    It should have been execution, execution by having a ham or two driven up Moussaoui’s ass…

  6. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    The terror that Marion and Florence represent hangs over the rest of the prison system like a giant club.

    Now I may be a bit naive in my thinking, but isn’t this a GOOD thing?

    I mean if carjacker A kills a soccer mom and winds up in Marion or Florence and carjacker B has knowledge through the media about what sort of place it is, doesn’t carjacker B go back and get his GED and then on to community college to learn how to design cars rather than jack them?

  7. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    It should have been execution, execution by having a ham or two driven up Moussaoui’s ass…

    … death by pork chop!

  8. Opus Comment by Opus UNITED STATES

    It should have been execution, execution by having a ham or two driven up Moussaoui’s ass…

    Oh, it’ll happen. His cellmate is named “Ham Bone”.

  9. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Sire…..I cannot imagine, not in my wildest dreams, of you doing anything but cackling hysterically over a keyboard, composing the most enjoyable blog you ever wrote……..
    Not that I wouldn’t mind looking him in the eyes, then squeezing a trigger on a .45, sending slug through his head. But, alas, such things remain dreams…but…..if it was legal…yeah, I’d do it. Guess that makes me a monster, huh? Well, Dahlmer got his for leaving butts in the ash trays……

  10. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    Caveman:

    No, happiness is keeping this bastard screaming for three days…

  11. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    I stand corrected, Sir…but why only three days?

  12. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    After three days the vocal cords are useless. Beyond that is simply for the world record - there is nothing further to bother with. The body is already insane long before this point is reached.

  13. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    “but why only three days?”
    Cuz LC Wil is getting soft in his old age. :lol:

  14. LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ Comment by LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ UNITED STATES

    Ranger:

    Now I may be a bit naive in my thinking, but isn’t this a GOOD thing?

    Damn right it is!

  15. Apollyon Comment by Apollyon UNITED STATES

    What would make me smile would be to see Moussaoui Drawn & Quartered and then his torso urinated on by Bush and Cheney in cowboy hats while high fiven’ each other. But I’ll settle for having him dismembered with a shank in prison. I personally have no doubt that he’ll be butchered within a year. The powers that be will see to it. This bastard never deserved such a painless death as lethal injection. If he is dismembered that will be TRUE justice. His remains should then be wrapped in pigskin and mailed to Hamas, Al Qaeda, Amajornutjob in Iran, Fatah, Al Aqsa martyrs brigade, etc….

    These jurors sound like they were liberals, imao. Who the hell falls for tripe like he had a poooooor childhood and didn’t get enough hugs? Most of these two-legged vermin Islamists that participated in 9/11 came from middle class families and Moussaoui has a business degree. What duped pansies these jurors are.

  16. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    Cuz LC Wil is getting soft in his old age. :lol:

    Rewmind me, young Paduan, to demonstrate what may be accomplished with nothing more than a set of nail clipers at the next Blogfest. Jack Bauer is good, but I was the one who taught him the flying slamblast morterforker.

  17. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Personally, I think we need to just give the bastard a drug that will paralyze his voluntary muscle system.

    And drop his stupid ass in a hog pen….

  18. Mrs. M Comment by Mrs. M UNITED STATES

    Rewmind me, young Paduan, to demonstrate what may be accomplished with nothing more than a set of nail clipers

    HA!….I prefer tweezers myself. Nail clippers are so….wussy. *EG*

  19. Unregistered Comment by tweell UNITED STATES

    Count on it - Moussaoui will either be in solitary or in agony. Inmates don’t like Mooselimbs as a general rule, and hate mad bombers worse. I have faith in the hardened criminals behind bars, dealing with them on a regular basis like I do. They put more time into this sort of thing than we do at our jobs. If he stays in solitary, the inmates will just kill him when they get a chance (there will eventually be one), if not, he’s going to be learning what cruel and unusual punishment is, then they will off him.

  20. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    just got back from shooting soccer pix and had a thought on the drive home. When was the last time that you felt this kind of anger…I mean, we are normally a pretty riled up bunch on the Rott, but have you noticed a different tone to the anger? An afternoon of 9/11/01 type of anger? Check some of the comments and what is being said. Hell, we’re even yelling at each other!!! Misha called us dumber than a bag of wet hair for God’s sake!!!!

    And I think that’s the one good thing that might come from this situation. We all might get mad all over again and remember why we’re fighting this goddamned war….and we might even look a little harder at who we will vote for. That’s just the type of thing we need in this election year eh?

    If this anger spreads and gets hotter, I’m going to really enjoy watching nazi pelosi grow sweat circles in her brown shirt.

    ..let’s watch the “spit” MSM “hack” bury this story now, God forbid that they would spend any time on it after today…why that would be as distasteful as showing the WTC towers falling now wouldn’t it. It would ruin their story that this war is about oil and avenging Bush ‘41.

  21. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Check some of the comments and what is being said. Hell, we’re even yelling at each other!!! Misha called us dumber than a bag of wet hair for God’s sake!!!!

    Hey! I do that shit all the time! I’ve got to keep you LCs in line lest you get ideas, after all. ;-)

    OK, so that one might have been a bit rough, perhaps there IS a door #3, I just don’t happen to buy into the whole “let’s not martyr him” crap, seeing as how I see no evidence whatsoever that it’s a correct interpretation.

    Remember: The shit-encrusted tome called the “koran” itself is quite clear that the martyr’s paradise is only for those who die for Allah in glorious battle. Not much “glory” or “battle” in being strapped to a gurney and having a dose of G’nite Gracie Juice pumped into your veins, now is there?

    Then there’s the whole “They’re Supermen Who Aren’t Afraid To Die!” crap going on. Talk about the enemy’s psy-ops working like a fucking charm. It’s one thing that they use that crap to psyche their own shock troops up to doing something that makes them fill their pants for weeks before the act. It’s quite another when we’re stupid enough to buy it too.

    “Not afraid to die, as a matter of fact longing for it?” Are you kidding me? Does anybody honestly think that the young Japanese Kamikazes weren’t sweating bullets when they strapped themselves into their flying bombs? Yet they did it, didn’t they?

    Doing something suicidal does NOT equate “longing to die and having no fear of it.” Trust me, those Jumpin’ Jihadis are every bit as afraid of getting knocked on the head as anybody else, PARTICULARLY getting knocked on the head at a time NOT of their choosing.

    You can, given enough time and resources, brainwash anybody into going on a suicide mission. The Japs didn’t invent them either. But that does NOT mean that you’ve created a fearsome monster with no dread of the Grim Reaper, it just means that you’ve managed to convince some poor sap that his death is a much smaller loss to you than the damage you can inflict is to the enemy.

    Yet we’ve taken the bait hook, line and sinker. Either their psy-ops people are much better than they’re given credit for or we as a nation are, indeed, dumber than a sack of wet hair. Pick one.

    But I digress… (So what else is new?)

    Good points you’re bringing up. Anger is good, and it’s been on the back burner for much, MUCH too long.

    Now if we can only get rid of our irrational fear and awe of a bunch of neolithic cavemen worshipping a giant black box with a vagina.

  22. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    The Emperor decrees:

    Hey! I do that shit all the time! I’ve got to keep you LCs in line lest you get ideas, after all.

    Keeps the rogue princes at bay right? No offense taken by me Your Highness, just using you to reinforce my point…that’s all.

    Now if we can only get rid of our irrational fear and awe of a bunch of neolithic cavemen worshipping a giant black box with a vagina.

    Do you mean the Kaba’a? That’s piglatin for big square turd isn’t it?

    It sickens me that so many people…governments…and media centers are scared into submission by these creatures. Run from the rabid dog, and you only encourage it to chase you harder. We, as a society, need to shelve our belief in our inherent moral and technical superiority and start wiping out these bastards as violently and completely as we are able…NO HOLDING BACK!.

    I thought of H.G. Wells tonight, thought of the War of the Worlds. How the technically and intellectually superior Martians came down and raised hell with earth…only to be wiped out by a simple primitive thing like a bacteria, a thing that they completely ignored.

    There’s a comparison here, we’re working too hard at trying to prove our superiority to the muslim bacteria, ignoring it for the threat that it is. We’d better come down off of our pedestal and wipe out that germ before it does the same to us….maybe ol’ H.G. had a little of the prophet in him.

  23. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A. UNITED STATES

    I just don’t happen to buy into the whole “let’s not martyr him” crap, seeing as how I see no evidence whatsoever that it’s a correct interpretation.

    Sire, there are squeaky clean sheets of plate glass less crystal clear on this point than you were. Are. Before and now. Still. :-)

    I think JayBear’s onto something. Anything that makes one risk (minor) dismemberment by His Royalness on a tear about such a touchy topic, well, something’s in the air.
    Maybe this issue, the illegal issue, and ‘Flight 93′ are stirring up people’s blood. Better than apathy and indifference, or worse, hopelessness…

  24. Michael Comment by Michael UNITED STATES

    This is just stupid! This is WAR PEOPLE!!! He should have been sentenced to death! He should have been tried in a military tribunal not some liberal court (with touchy feely oh “the prisoner has rights too, just ingore the 3000 people he killed with out thinking of thier rights)! This proves regular US courts should never handle war related cases.

  25. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson UNITED STATES

    I looked at the Supermax inmate list that Beth linked. Like one big giant al-Qaeda cell.

    Ted Kaczynski and Terry Nichols are among the inmates. So is Woody Harrelson’s dad Charles Harrelson.

  26. Unregistered Comment by Cythen UNITED STATES

    Broken broom handle. Poseur asshat terrorist.

    Some assembly required.

  27. aaron Comment by aaron UNITED STATES

    Periscope up.

    Camel-smegma-sucking sastards got me again. I have the log of the intrusion and am working with the host on what happened.

    I note the upgrade in my title and am grateful.

    Periscope down.

  28. Unregistered Trackback by Political Satire Fake News - The Nose On Your Face UNITED STATES

    Moussaoui “AIDS-A-Thon” Kicks Off Sunday…

    When the sentencing phase of Zacarias Moussaoui’s murder trial produced a life-sentence rather than the death penalty, one particular group of American citizens was overjoyed. The organization known as Americans For An HIV Positive Moussaoui has been …

  29. hOOt Gibson Comment by hOOt Gibson UNITED STATES

    The Moussaoui Jury reminds me of GW Bush and Congress when it comes to securing our borders…GUTLESS!

    hOOt

  30. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    MIchael sez:

    This is just stupid! This is WAR PEOPLE!!! He should have been sentenced to death! He should have been tried in a military tribunal not some liberal court (with touchy feely oh “the prisoner has rights too, just ingore the 3000 people he killed with out thinking of thier rights)! This proves regular US courts should never handle war related cases.

    We just saw a glimpse of the War on Terror in demoRat hands Michael, this is how they’ve said they want want to address the terror problem…through the legal system, not as an enemy at war with us. Think about it for a second, this bastard was on trial for almost 5 years and this is the result. Now multiply that by ALL of the “prisoners” at Gitmo, and all of the “prisoners” at Abu Graibh. We’d be trying these devils until the next millenium! Hate the RINO’s as much as you want, but do you REALLY want to stay home in protest come election day? this is what we’d get y’all…..

  31. LC & IB Random Numbers Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers UNITED STATES

    Sorry to break the news, Sire, but it appears that France wants Moussaoui back!

  32. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    I too, feel a certain impotent frustration, anger fighting my composure. I’ve had to retreat into a gallows humor or mentakity to try to accept the reality of what we now face.
    And yes, some fear too….
    Not so much for myself. I told the other Half yesterday we will be going to Iran, expect gas at five or better…..and I WILL take out a second on the house to pay for it if I must.
    But this scenario WILL be dealt with….
    We just have to decide how…and when.
    The domestic haters and college idiots out there seem to believe it can be talked out. We fave a rapacious, implaceable foe. I know what that is like, down home and personal like. I have faced this for fifteen years next month. And when the analogy is drawn, I brook no compromise, no rationale, beinb utterly ruthless in my attacks.
    One day this nation will have to as well.
    Oh, some idiots seem to think they can join forces and wipe out the “Oppresive establishment..”
    They will learn a fatal lesson…with my blessing.
    I know what a tar baby is………they will.
    Analgous, yes, perhaps cryptic…but when human nature is accepted for what it is, I know we have no choice down the road.
    We will fight these people, our enemies will use these people to weaken us…….I refer to the tar baby again.
    I would only hope we NEVER, EVER let it divide us…for we all share a certain bedrock system of beliefs and convictions.
    One day we will come on line, if we can, and learn one of us has died due to an attack…..we will anger, rage and mourn.
    Will we let our frustration divide us then?
    I have to believe in my God……..and you folks. For wihtout either one I am terribly alone.
    Take care, keep you eyes open, your head down….and love your kids and mates with all your hearts and souls. For some things are worth dying for…..ask me, ask Joe D…..anybody having faced this.
    Our answers are all the same…
    United we stand……..

  33. Mrs. M Comment by Mrs. M UNITED STATES

    Sorry to break the news, Sire, but it appears that France wants Moussaoui back!

    Those Cheese Sucking Surrender Monkies can kiss our ass!

  34. Michael Comment by Michael UNITED STATES

    Um,Jaybear- I was against CIVILIAN courts handeling WOT matters. A military tribunakl would have had him tired quicker and excuited faster… Hell they could have even shot him because he is a spy in a time of war.

  35. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    That’s my position too Michael. I wasn’t ragging you, I was following up on your point.

  36. Michael Comment by Michael UNITED STATES

    Oh ok, my fualt. I apologize.

  37. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    NO offense taken Michael, I think I could have clarified my position a little better brudda.

  38. Unregistered Comment by LaVache UNITED STATES

    Anybody care to lay odds on how long it will take before the “Free Moussuoi” T-shirts start popping up on our college campuses?
    It seems that the consolation prize for failed martyrdom is celebraty status and a chance to vilify America before an adoring media.
    The diabolic genius of Islamic terror is that it gives you no “positive” ways of dealing with it, there is only bad, worse, and suicidal.

    As much as I would love to hear of Moussuoi dying of a ripped sphincter during a long, hard workout in the weight room, I sure don’t want him prosthylityzing his filth to potentially redeemable American convicts. Better for him to rot in a supermax obulette with nothing to keep him company but news reports of Al Queda being slowly but surely wiped out. Let this serve as an example of why we can’t let civilian courts handle Jihadi justice.

    Even in execution of terrorists, there are no “good” options. A quick, clean death grants them the martyrdom they long for, and physical torture, while viscerally fulfilling and richly deserved, provides our enemies and equivocators with grist for their propoganda mill.

    I hope the Military handles these cases of obvious war crime from here on out. Maybe they’ll consider my idea of “sending them home” It involves a fleet of suprplus, retired airliners with their cockpits sealed and converted to remote control.

    “Welcome aboard Paradise Airlines direct service to (insert name of mosque, shrine, or Islamic holy site here)” “The computer has deactivated your restraint harnesses and you are free to flail helplessly about the cabin. Please help yourself to complementery pork rinds an Maneschevitz wine in the ovehead compartments, our in-flight movie for today will be “United 93″

    (One HELL of a good movie, BTW. Makes “Farenheit 911″ look like a bad high school film project.)
    For those of you who are debating seeing it, I offer the words of one reviewer: “It isn’t Brokebeck Mountain, you can face this.”

  39. Unregistered Comment by Savage Rabbit UNITED STATES

    Years ago, when I was young and foolish, and before I decided to become a committed Christian, I did give Islam a look-see. I am so glad that I did not make THAT mistake, although I confess to having made plenty that were almost as stupid.

    As for Moosedungoozey, I favor returning him to the al-Qaeda gang, but only after two fresh whole pig skins have been sewn together, and then he was sewn into the resulting “one size fits all” sleeping bag, and then left out in the blazing Texas summer sun for about five days. Think about it–you know what the fresh pork skins will do in that heat, and what the moosetwits will get back–maybe it will serve as an object lesson.