Kennedy, Booze, Vehicle. You Do The Math.
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in "Law" of the Land, Idiotarians7:00 pm
(Via LC & IB Ace)
Just remember that, as long as your name is Kennedy, punishment is out of the question. Thankfully, nobody was drowned this time.
According to a letter sent by Officer Greg Baird, acting chairman of the USCP FOP, the wreck took place at approximately 2:45 a.m. Thursday when Kennedy’s car, operating with its running lights turned off, narrowly missed colliding with a Capitol Police cruiser and smashed into a security barricade at First and C streets Southeast.
In lieu of a bridge rail, a security barrier will just have to do when you’re a drunken Kennedy taking the car for a spin.
“The driver exited the vehicle and he was observed to be staggering,” Baird’s letter states. Officers approached the driver, who “declared to them he was a Congressman and was late to a vote. The House had adjourned nearly three hours before this incident. It was Congressman Patrick J. Kennedy from Rhode Island.”
He was late, alright. One has to admire his devotion to duty, rushing along to catch a vote at 2:45 am.
So obviously, he was clapped in irons, right?
Wrong. He’s a Kennedy.
Baird wrote that Capitol Police Patrol Division units, who are trained in driving under the influence cases, were not allowed to perform basic field sobriety tests on the Congressman. Instead, two sergeants, who also responded to the accident, proceeded to confer with the Capitol Police watch commander on duty and then “ordered all of the Patrol Division Units to leave the scene and that they were taking over.”
Sounds like they must be related to the same gang that “took over” in Chappaquiddick.
True gentlemen too, those law “enforcement” officers. Noticing that the sow-drunk Kennedy’s car had suffered from crashing into the barrier, they decided to be Good Samaritans:
Baird said he had been advised that after the officers departed, Capitol Police “House Division officials” gave Kennedy a ride home.
We’re sure they gave him a blowjob before he staggered into his house as well. No word as to whether they swallowed.
So will Fat, Drunken, Murdering Ted Kennedy’s son face charges?
Of course he won’t.
Just ask Mary Jo Kopechne.
Oh wait. You can’t.
UPDATE: LC & IB Michelle Malkin reports that this ain’t the first time. Pop-a-Top Paddy was involved in yet another *hic!* accident a mere two weeks ago. She even includes a photo of the report taken and, let us be clear here, it is quite possible that there are spastic squirrels on acid somewhere on the planet with a handwriting more bombed than Pat’s, but we’ve most certainly never heard of them.
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Kennedy Car Crash Coverup?…
Like father like son? The Blogosphere is going wild with this one folks! The jokes are going to be too easy.
May 4th, 2006 at 7:28 pmVia Drudge
Officers Claim Brass Interfered in Investigation of Rep. Kennedy Incident, ROLL CALL reports… MORE… Police labor …
Maybe he thought the cops were the U.N. and he just ignored them. Maybe it was the U.N. - they did end up doing nothing, now, didn’t they? If he didn’t crash the car, he would then be able to just keep driving and ignore them altogether.
May 4th, 2006 at 7:37 pmWell its apparent the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…
May 4th, 2006 at 7:39 pmHopefully their union (FOP)can make some waves about this. Unfortunately the fix is in and a little bit of flak is all that will come out of it. The media won’t carry their water and that watch commander has just renamed the entire department: Congressional Ass Puppet Police.
May 4th, 2006 at 7:40 pm“Patches” had a suspicious car accident on 4/15 in Portsmouth, R.I. It was briefly mentioned on Howie Carr’s radio show, but the story had no legs.
Check out page 6 of the accident report. Caution: PDF.
May 4th, 2006 at 7:40 pmand the olive doesn’t fall far from the martini.
May 4th, 2006 at 7:43 pmYes, now I understand some of his positions better…people like him should not own guns, pass laws, drive cars or go swimming. Such activities can prove dangerous when drunk. I feel nothing for him, or his family. This from one who’s been there, done that. You’re a slug buddy, just like yer drunken, murdering old man……
May 4th, 2006 at 7:48 pmIs it just me, or are the Kennedy’s a bunch of one trick ponies?
Can we get -one- that isn’t a drunk/pillhead/womaniser/murderer?
Oh wait. No. Sorry for asking stupid questions.
May 4th, 2006 at 8:00 pmThe Caveman notes: “people like him should not own guns“…
Well maybe we could stand folks up in front guns like this one for testing purposes…:lol:
May 4th, 2006 at 8:05 pmSay what you will about Kennedy, he’s just doing what comes naturally for a corrupt politician. Somebody wearing a badge should have found a pair of balls.
Pull one of my strings and I’ll grab my ankles for you, I’m your ass puppet
I will drive you home if you want me to, I’m your ass puppet
I’ll be yours, just make some calls
I’ll do anything ‘cause I got no balls, I’m an ass puppet
Pull another string and you can do no wrong, I’m your ass puppet
Just snap your fingers and I’ll change my song, I’m your ass puppet
Your every wish is my command
May 4th, 2006 at 8:06 pmAll you gotta do is wiggle your little hand
In your ass puppet, I’m your ass puppet
Well, I think there might have been one that could read good speeches…
May 4th, 2006 at 8:08 pmThat fat, rib slurping, democock sucking hypocrite bob “I’ve been assfucked by more liberals than you” beckel just had the gall to say that THIS kennedy has a substance abuse issue and it shouldn’t be politicized.
Oh?
You mean like when the same fat, assmonkey of the clintoons was making disparaging remarks about A SITTING PRESIDENT due to addictions actually overcome!!!!?????
beckel needs a great big face full of STFU.
The kennedys have reaped what they have sown. What comes around goes around. They may be some of the richest and most powerful people in the country, but I wouldn’t trade my hemorrhoids to be part of that family or money.
May 4th, 2006 at 8:15 pmThere really is a separate system of justice for the ordinary folks and the rich and powerful.
that’s the legacy of the Kennedy family to America.
And now they get to prove it for the umpteenth time.
May 4th, 2006 at 8:16 pmAnother Kennedy that Can’t Drive? Inconceivable!…
I am trying hard not to laugh, because on the surface this just seemed like it had to be a joke.
May 4th, 2006 at 8:17 pmPatrick Kennedy-make that Rep Patrick Kennedy, the son of Sen Ted "can’t swim" Kennedy was involved in a car crash and is reputed to …
Broken link for post 5 Caution: PDF
May 4th, 2006 at 8:28 pmI DO so hope it bodes “well” for daddy’s re-election this Nov…… wake up, you asswipes in Mass.
May 4th, 2006 at 8:37 pmAnd, as the punch line of the old joke “Wee’ll, aahhh, cross that bridge when we COME to it” goes,…..
May 4th, 2006 at 9:11 pmCover-Up? Another Kennedy Car Crash…
Baird wrote that Capitol Police Patrol Division units, who are trained in driving under the influence cases, were not allowed to perform basic field sobriety tests on the Congressman….
May 4th, 2006 at 9:23 pmSo Kennedy says I wasn’t drunk I was high.
May 4th, 2006 at 9:37 pmOpps for get this.
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May 4th, 2006 at 9:41 pmThe fuckin’ Kennedy’s deserve to have some kind of extreme debilitating disease wipe out their DNA, but it’s the stupid piss-holes who keep voting them into offices that really need to mass commit voluntary suicide.
May 4th, 2006 at 10:25 pmI thank whatever gods there are that I have not re-incarnated as a Kennedy. I must be doing something right if I’m not incarnated into that family.
May 4th, 2006 at 10:40 pmPS - it’s just too easy to make drunk & Chappaquidick jokes about them too.
May 4th, 2006 at 10:42 pm“Brains, Planes & Automobiles: The Kennedy Clan Legacy”
May 4th, 2006 at 10:49 pmAh hell, look at this spin, courtesy of Roto-Reuters:
“Ted Kennedy’s Son in Car Accident”
Purposely worded to evoke sympathy.
Boo-f**king-hoo! Throw the book at him.
May 4th, 2006 at 11:24 pmIt’s going to be very interesting to watch this little saga play out. Cynthia’s going to be screaming her guts out. After all, she’ll say, what happened when she, a black member of Congress, ran afoul of the Capitol Police? The case was presented to the US Attorney for prosecution with the endorsement of the USCP administration. No breaks for her.
But now, a white member of the same body stacks up his car right in front of the Capitol Police and on-scene officers say they believed he was falling down shit-faced at the time. Did he get arrested? Nope, supervisors relieved the officers and drove the besotted Kennedy home without even so much as administering a field sobriety test.
They’re going to come off looking like complete jackasses in this and they have no one to blame but themselves.
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May 5th, 2006 at 3:39 amOne- or at least those of us not named Kennedy- would think that this guy would:
A) Know better than to get flo’d and drive (as the rest of us do), and then get caught twice within a matter of days.
B) Have a fucking driver, already- it’s not as though you can’t afford it!
C) Come clean immediately, given his own personal history- not to mention that of his immediate progenitor.
D) Have already deepthroated a 12ga. shell out of pure shame.
Oh, wait…he’s a Kennedy.
Nevermind.
May 5th, 2006 at 4:38 amCaptain of the USS Oldsmobile Jr.
May 5th, 2006 at 5:01 amGuess this makes Ted the Admiral.
Mary Jo Kopechne To Patrick Kennedy: “Your Sir, Are No Ted Kennedy.”…
Guest Editorial- I have been hearing quite a lot of talk over the last twelve hours about the striking similarities between Representative Patrick Kennedy and his more famous father, Senator Ted Kennedy. For anyone who has not heard, Patrick,…
May 5th, 2006 at 6:20 amWas Kennedy “Doctor Shopping” to get that medication?
May 5th, 2006 at 6:25 amThe pig doesn’t stray far from the trough.
May 5th, 2006 at 7:44 amEmperor Palpatine says: “The pig doesn’t stray far from the trough“…:lol:
To bad this son of a bitch wasn’t in the car with Pat Kennedy…
May 5th, 2006 at 8:16 amBut ‘He was drinking a little bit,’ said the woman, who works at the Hawk & Dove…
May 5th, 2006 at 9:29 am(I posted this (in two parts) over at BMEWS, and I felt it was my Civic Duty to share it with all the good folks here in The Empire, as well)
Patriquiddick: The Nut Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree or Kennedys, Booze, Drugs and Cars Don’t Play Well Together
This is Patrick “Patches” Kennedy’s second automobile accident in less that two weeks!
The previous one was in Rhode Island, he cut across traffic, in a rush to get to the drug store, and got T-boned by a driver who he cut in front of, in his rush to get his “prescriptions”.
Hmmmm….. Rush gets nailed for “prescription drug abuse” and “doctor shopping”, will Patches suffer the same public indignations? I think not. Liberal democrats in general, and Kennedys in particular, are immune to all of those “inconveniences”
Of course, he pulls his usual “Do you know who I am?” stunt, the capitol police seargents give him a pass, a “get out of jail free card” and simply give him a ride home. No sobriety checks, no breathalyzers, none of that nasty evil stuff that only the “little people”, the peasants, the fleebs, have to endure.
He vigorously denies having consumed any alcohol, and admits that “there may have been” some prescription drugs and sleeping pills involved (did those come from the RI drug store/crash episode?)
Lets see….. Chappaquiddick and the murder by drowning of Mary Jo Kopechne occured on or about 19 July 1969, nearly 37 years ago. Patriquiddick is 37 years old. His parents (Fat Teddy and Joan Kennedy) wre both world-class alcoholics, and substance abusers. Little “Patches” cries that he had a “bad childhood” (whilst living in the lap of a drunken luxury), and he clains to be “bipolar” (in his case, just stark staring crazy-mad like a loon, is more applicable).
The MSM broadly ignored Patches’ RI crash, only local news covered that very recent incident, and only very sparsely. This latest one hasn’t escaped the steely gaze of the MSM news, but I am sure that the Kennedy Machine Damage Control Unit is activated and running at full speed ahead.
Stay tuned… The MSM and DNC whitewash units are already attempting to sweep this one under the rug. JIT, another scandal or “news event” is surely going to pop up out of the slime-pits in order to cause yet again another major distraction.
“Disoriented by medication” HAH!!! LOL!!! Latest PC-Speak for his alleged “illness”.
In truth-speak plain talk English language, he was schidt-faced, drunk as a skunk, and whacked out on drugs.
In other words, he had gobbled up fistfuls his “meds”, and washed them down with a pint or two of gin, in all likelihood.
Kick the bastard out of the congress, and slam his ass into jail where he truly belongs. Maybe he can bunk with Moussaoui, and hang out with his buds Terry Nichols, Eric Rudolph, the Unabomber, and Richard Reed, the Shoe-Bomber, out there in the lovely Rocky Mountain “retreat” at the SuperMax in Florence Colorado.He is a Public Nuisance, and should be removed and stored in a very safe place.
Posted by Rat Patrol 05/05/2006 at 10:09 AM
May 5th, 2006 at 9:30 amThe Rhode Island Police Report can be found here:
http://rope.wrko-am.fimc.net/bulger/042506_accident.pdf
For a Red Ted “Fatboy” Kennedy 101 course:
http://www.fatboy.cc
May 5th, 2006 at 9:42 amIt’s a “Culture of Intoxication”
May 5th, 2006 at 9:51 amWhat’s really funny is that he thinks the “Ambien” defense will save him.
May 5th, 2006 at 9:53 am“Uh, Pat? There’s labels all over this bottle of pills saying not to drive while taking this stuff.”
“Yeah, yeah, just get me two of ‘em, thanks. You gonna finish that beer? I need somethin’ to wash ‘em down with. Now where’s my car keys?”
The cork didn’t roll far from the bottle.
May 5th, 2006 at 10:03 amThis drunk-driving Kennedy thing should be pursued vigorously, while not forgetting about Cynthia McKinney, the “female, black congresswoman.” Can we get two Dems in jail at the same time? Here’s hoping.
May 5th, 2006 at 10:07 amand where the fuck is M.A.D.D. on all this???
May 5th, 2006 at 10:49 ami think i’ll contact M.A.D.D. via their website and see if i can elicit a response
May 5th, 2006 at 10:53 amKennedy Blames Crash on Prescription Drugs
*Insert Liberal Defense™ here*
(sorry to disappoint you, I know you were looking forward to it)
Driving while intoxicated laws do not cover alcohol intoxification exclusively. Intoxicated can mean being under the influence of anything that can impair your ability to operate a vehicle. This can include common over-the-counter cold medicines.
Most of these medicines, prescription and over-the-counter have conspicuous labeling telling you that you shouldn’t be operating machinery or automotives while taking these things. Most people ignore these warnings even if they are printed on bright-orange stickers on the bottles.
Taking TWO of these drugs tend to have synergistic effects which make them even more pronounced.
The “I can handle it” thought that pops into your brain when you get into your vehicle should be the first warning that something is wrong. It usually means that a little voice in your head is already questioning your ability to drive.
My opinion is, he should be charged with DUI based on his public statement, and suffer the consequences like everyone else. I don’t care which party he belongs to, or who his family is. Equal Protection is a two-edged sword.
May 5th, 2006 at 11:08 amThe Kennedys=INBREEDING AND BOOZE!
Nasty combination!
hOOt
May 5th, 2006 at 11:17 amI was. A lot.
I wasn’t expecting one, though. I know you too well
May 5th, 2006 at 11:46 amThere was a notification about a month ago that quite a few people who were taking Ambien where sleep walking and sleep driving. Taking the pill, going to bed and waking up miles from home.
If they didn’t do a sobriety test, he’s going to get off scot-free.
May 5th, 2006 at 12:58 pmIf you can stand that awful nasal tone, yeah. As a younger Brit, I was fortunate enough to be born after he parted company with the side of his head.
May 5th, 2006 at 1:07 pmWell, the update is that he has admitted a substance abuse problem, and has checked himself in for treatment.
That is a good thing.
Now before you say that I would excuse Kennedy because he is a liberal, perhaps you should see what I wrote concerning Rush.
May 5th, 2006 at 9:31 pmMost folk I know with a substance abuse problem are smart enough to keep their drunk/high arses home and off the roads.
Of course when you’re a Kennedy, who needs to worry?
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