The Turd World Shithole Known as Mexico Whines
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Borders? What Borders?7:27 pm
(Via Iowa Voice, newly minted member of the Imperial Dept. of Domestic Affairs)
CIUDAD JUAREZ, Mexico - Mexico said Tuesday that it would file lawsuits in U.S. courts if National Guard troops on the border become directly involved in detaining migrants.
Gee, that didn’t take long now did it? Jorge Arbusto’s tiny sprinkling of Potemkin troops haven’t even had time to pack their bags before the pendejos from Drug and Whoresville are bitching and moaning about them. But don’t worry, poolboys, it’s not going to happen. Jorge has already assured us that the troops won’t in the least bit be involved with actual border protection, they’ll just be called upon to waste time that they ought to be allowed to spend with their families prancing around the border specifically NOT doing anything that might actually have to do with detaining lawbreakers. Besides, he was very clear on their presence being temporary, which means “right up until the election is over and my pathetically obvious poll ploy won’t be needed anymore.”
Mexican border officials also said they worried that sending troops to heavily trafficked regions would push illegal migrants into more perilous areas of the U.S.-Mexican border to avoid detection.
Well, Pancho Villa, you could avoid all of that if you’d actually be the great “friend” that Vicente’s bathhouse gay friend Jorge always claims that you are and TRY TO FUCKING KEEP THEM FROM CROSSING THE BORDER IN THE FIRST PLACE, couldn’t you?
Of course, you’re too busy printing official Mexican government pamphlets teaching criminals how to successfully break our laws to do that right now, but still.
Some fucking “friend” you are.
Nuke Mexico.
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May 16th, 2006 at 7:35 pmAll of it seems (to me anyway) to lead to the Whitehouse discussed Bushito’s speech with his butt-buddy Fox before he let *us* hear it.
May 16th, 2006 at 7:37 pmWe had a little, uh, demonstration outside the Consulate here in Juarez today, nothing too serious, nobody threw rocks like they did yesterday in Nogales.
I DID get to refuse a visa for a convicted felon with multiple criminal convictions who’d lived in the US illegally for several years, along with another who was an illegal with multiple illegal entries, along with refusing another drug abuser, not a bad day’s work!!
The Government of Mexico oughta be ashamed of itself - a failed nation-state that cannot take care of its own people and sluf off their problems to “THE GREAT ENABLER” - the United States of America.
Woe is us!
May 16th, 2006 at 7:38 pmNow I can’t Jim Carey’s voice out of my head. From Liar Liar: “Stop breakin’ the law, asshole!!!”
May 16th, 2006 at 7:39 pmThis Fox asshole has some nerve. His arrogance is actually impressive in a Royal Hypocritical Dickhead™ kind of way. He has 36,000 troops on his southern border with Guatemala and his troops not only arrest illegals but also they are often beaten, robbed and some cases murdered in cold blood. So what the hell could he be possibly complaining about? Maybe he’s upset that Bushito may not be the loyal lapdog he expected? Don’t worry Verminte you pitiful shitstain, Bushito will be back on all fours licking your boots in no time. I highly doubt Bushito has found some self-respect and loyalty to Americans over Mexicans. I hope he proves me wrong and tells you to go fuck yourself. In the meantime here’s a message from Los Angeles with love: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
May 16th, 2006 at 7:40 pmWe have to be very careful after nuking Mexico, Mein Imperator! Burritos stay hot for a LONG time.
May 16th, 2006 at 7:41 pmTHANK YOU! RobH!
May 16th, 2006 at 7:42 pmTrue.
We could use their cadavers as an energy source for heating homes in the southwest for years to come.
May 16th, 2006 at 7:44 pmNo taco for you!
May 16th, 2006 at 7:54 pmYeah…but they’re so pretty when they glow in the dark.
May 16th, 2006 at 7:55 pmNot to defend Zorro, but in all honesty he was probably TRYING to reform things in Mexico, but the rampant corruption, class system, nationalized industries and special interests that keep perpetuating the status quo, has kept him from truly making things better for Mexicans.
One of the great ironies in all this is when you consider how the good old USA, in bringing factories and JOBS to Mexico (since obviously the Mexicans have been, uh, kinda less than successful in doing this themselves…), in order to actually EMPLOY Mexicans in Mexico, and help make their lives better, hasn’t really stemmed the tide of illegals to the US - and THAT should be enough to tell us that Mexico is broke, a failed nation-state, virtually “unfixable” from within, along with reminding us how our own Federal Government has ALSO failed US by not enforcing our immigration laws, sluffed off the border problem and the illegal problem, and thus, here we are, with at least an ATTEMPT by the President to finally start DOING something - though I believe it’s too little too late, and it’s going to result in Congress passing some milktoast legislation that will make THEM feel good but won’t do a dang thing about securing our borders.
May 16th, 2006 at 8:25 pmWhat fucking balls! Maybe it’s time for another war…keep this shit up it just may happen!
May 16th, 2006 at 8:31 pmI’ll see that lawsuit and raise them a BIG FAT BILL for babysitting their throwaways.
Tax-em tax the hell out of ‘em to pay for these illegals!
The only way to stop this is to make it to expensive for mexico to send their rejects here.
May 16th, 2006 at 9:24 pmThis is hysterical news. Especially when you consider that Mexico has much more serious laws when it comes to immigration into there country from their Southern border. It is a felony to illegally enter Mexico, and if caught, you are likely to end up in one of their nice prisons.
May 16th, 2006 at 9:51 pmIs there anyone in Mexico who actually thinks about the future of Mexico?
I mean, we see these people crossing the border at night to get to sh*tty-paying jobs. There’s a work ethic somewhere in their blood. But where are their industrialists? Do they have any forward-thinking entrepeneurs, or are they just a sad nation of menial laborers? When will some semblence of pride finally change their minds so they can say “Slave wages? We don’t need no steenkin’ slave wages!!”
Ugh! What an economic basketcase…
May 16th, 2006 at 9:54 pm…and you’d think they’d be pretty p*ssed off at their government for not providing a prosperity-friendly atmosphere. If I were a Mexican I think I’d wanna be my country’s Thom Paine.
May 16th, 2006 at 9:57 pmHell, Tuning Spork, it looks like its about time for a new Tom Paine here.
Looks like the only way to stop the wetbacking is to annex the whole country.
May 16th, 2006 at 10:39 pmThe main issue is not that Meh-Hee-Co lacks industrious people or even people capable of capitalizing on Meh-Hee-Co’s vast resources. That’s not why they’re flooding north.
It’s that the left won’t admit that dealing with Meh-Hee-Co as some sort of “partner” deserving of co-ooperation, when in fact they are a piggish Oligarchy bent on cleansing the country of awful Brown People™, and with them the economic concerns of said BPs, that is the genesis of this problem called “immigration” (which is of course a euphemism for “Infiltration”).
The result is ghost towns in an incresing portion of the country populated by old wone and small children, and an ever-dwindling brain-trust. They’re literally atomizing Mexico, and our domestic left is framing the issue as though what’s really unjust is their treatment when they manage to infiltrate the US.
May 17th, 2006 at 4:08 amPardon my atrocious 0500 EST spelling.
May 17th, 2006 at 4:10 amSo, let me see if I understand this. Lawyers in MEXICO will sue the US if the AMERICAN TROOPS ordered to the border by the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, gets involved in any type of law enforcement against NON-AMERICANS coming across our sovereign BORDER ILLEGALLY. Wow, just fucking wow. For you lawyer types out there, would they have any chance in hell of having a day in court over this? Black is white, up is down, dogs and cats sleeping together. The fucking world has gone off its axis.
May 17th, 2006 at 8:27 amOf course they’re whining. The greatest wet nurse on the planet, otherwise known as the United States, is saying they are going to use military force to pop them off the teat. That’s what spoiled children do- whine.
God forbid they should suckle their own… *shaking head*
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May 17th, 2006 at 10:46 amIt’s remedial spelling class for you, mister…
May 17th, 2006 at 10:52 am“So, let me see if I understand this. Lawyers in MEXICO will sue the US if the AMERICAN TROOPS ordered to the border by the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, gets involved in any type of law enforcement against NON-AMERICANS coming across our sovereign BORDER ILLEGALLY. Wow, just fucking wow. For you lawyer types out there, would they have any chance in hell of having a day in court over this? Black is white, up is down, dogs and cats sleeping together. The fucking world has gone off its axis.”
Yeah, that one had me going. I’m just wondering how the Hell Mexico has any standing to sue the US in our own courts. A straight suit would go nowhere, as the President has unfettered authority to send the Guard where he’d like to. They’d sue for a violation of the Posse Comitatus law, but again, they have no standing.
Of course, they’ll probably get a class action suit going among former Mexican residents who are citizens or legal aliens, and they will have a better shot at having standing - but even then, I don’t see them prevailing.
I would hope that those people fighting for our sovereignty would hammer home this news story every day for weeks until Mexico apologized.
May 17th, 2006 at 11:28 amShoot on site would mitigate a lot of these potential problems…
Let’s outfit the Border Patrol and the National Guard some of these implements of communication so they can reach out and touch someone…
We see just how well the previous bill worked…
May 17th, 2006 at 6:20 pm