Oh Great, Another “Ranger” Speaking “Truth” to Power
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Lefty America-Haters, Useless Swine2:52 pm
We were beginning to wonder, seeing as how we were long overdue for yet another wannabe poseur spreading lies about our Armed Forces.
Well, worry no more, because we have another winner.
This particular little turd was a “Ranger” (in the same way that Micah Wright was a Ranger, that is) who, of course, was “ordered” to “slaughter” “innocent civilians at prayer time” as well as, we presume, kicking in doors and shooting infants in their cribs while raping the livestock. And not only that, “Ranger” Jesse MacBeth was also the owner of a fully operational time machine.
Kind of amazing, isn’t it? Well, in the same way that the kind of moron we’ve all run into at some point, trying to pick up dates by prancing around in a “uniform” bought from an Army Surplus store, is “amazing”, but we digress.
Of course, the Loony Left is already fawning over this “scoop” of theirs, and we suppose that it can’t be long until they note that they were “a bit ahead of the news cycle”, that the story is “fake but accurate” and Juan Cole tells us all that this is “one of those hoaxes that bespeaks a reality.”
Which is all Moonbattese for “OK, so it’s a total and complete fabrication but, dammit, we want it to be true so it IS!“, followed by them banging their sippy cups into the tables of their high chairs and threatening to hold their breath until they turn blue in the face.
In the meantime, those of us living in the real world as opposed to having to make do with a reality-based one, will be laughing our asses off and pointing fingers at the poor little ‘tards (with apologies to actual ‘tards everywhere).
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May 22nd, 2006 at 3:00 pmYeah…we’ve been discussing him here . I know we have guys all over. He won’t be the first poser to get some ‘personal attention’ from some of my brethren.
RLTW
May 22nd, 2006 at 3:30 pm[…] Misha weighs in and points to this follow-up post by Lt. Smash, who says it might be time to start checking out other members of Iraq Vets Against the War. […]
May 22nd, 2006 at 3:43 pmRememberance of Bullshit Past…
Thirty-five years ago we had the Vietnam Veterans Against the War and John Kerry’s “Winter Soldiers’” investigation, after which we learned that the “witnesses” were mostly fakes; they hadn’t served where they said, and most hadn’t even been to…
May 22nd, 2006 at 4:42 pmThis guy is no Ranger, he doesn’t even carry himself as a Ranger would.
He might just meet up with a few of my old unit buddies one night.
May 22nd, 2006 at 4:56 pmSo we got Murtha disparaging the Corps, Keery, who already got his fucking over of the Navy in, and this joker defaming the Army. All we need is an Air Force to turn turd for the quadfecta of vermin.
May 22nd, 2006 at 5:59 pmWell even the turd trolling lib-tards at DUmmies are US know this, “Jesse McBeth video” is working out to be a fiasco…:lol:
May 22nd, 2006 at 7:31 pmI’m not the smartest guy in the world, but if I was going to pick a group of people to run through the mud and disparage, I sure as Hell is hot wouldn’t pick Rangers.
Maybe he wants to wake up with a eunuch or something…..
May 22nd, 2006 at 7:53 pmI ran into one of these posers last week at MyPetJawa, on a thread about murtha. The bastard claimed to have been a Ranger serving down at Fort “Stuart” Georgia in the late 80’s. When I corrected him about the spelling of his claimed duty post (Fort Stewart), and expressed doubt that he ever came near the place….All I got back in return were insults and typical liberal kiddie blubberings about neo-cons, no refutations..no proof of his claimed service, just insults.
He went by the handle of Citizen # 255883400882, a typical sputtering lying sack. If any of you REAL Rangers out there want to drop him a line and say hi…you’ll find his handle, that conveniently links to his Email right here:, just scroll down until you see his handle.
May 22nd, 2006 at 8:08 pmThe loonies have so little knowledge of the military that they can’t fabricate a credible sounding lie. If the Army were sending in troops to execute wounded civilians they wouldn’t send Special Ops troops to do it.
But you know how evil firearms are, once one gets in your hands you might do anything.
May 22nd, 2006 at 9:09 pmSpeaking as a real vet (a proud non-Ranger), I got a huge chuckle out of his sweet picture…
Firstly, (as was brought up multiple times on other sites) that’s not how we rolled up our BDU sleeves in the Army. The outside of the BDU shirt is supposed to cover the roll.
If we ever did it like he did, our Sergeants would have come down on us like a ton of bricks for being out of uniform, or for trying to look like a Jarhead. Especially for the service photos we got during OSUT (which we did in our Class A uniforms).
Secondly, this whole issue of being told that the Geneva convention is to be tossed out the window is complete BS. I can’t tell you how we were made drilled on the ways we were to conduct ourselves around EPW’s.
Thirdly, Rowane’s on the money. This shitheel doesn’t even carry himself like a Ranger.
May 22nd, 2006 at 9:43 pmStarted watching the video and couldn’t continue beyond a few minutes of stuttering prattle from this cretin. Somewhere, sometime, this lad is going to run into some hi-speed/lo-drag genuine Ranger, and if I couldn’t be there I’d only hope that someone took pics.
May 22nd, 2006 at 9:44 pmMy handle doesn’t mean I was a Ranger (Was the call sign for the CO of my favorite unit served in). Army Rangers are some of the toughest, meanest, scariest hammers in the toolbox of the US Army and I certainly was NOT of that caliber (although I was an infantry NCO and Gulf War the First vet).
They are also some of the smartest, heads up, by the numbers soldiers that ever were.
It pisses me off to no end that someone would claim to be one that isn’t and I hope some of those that are pay a little visit to this fuckwit.
It’s also against the law to impersonate a soldier and wear insignia that you haven’t earned.
Liar, hammer, concrete floor, feet.
Some assembly required.
May 22nd, 2006 at 9:53 pmI’ve known to Rangers in my life. Neither of one would be a man to trifle with. Both of whom paid a price for their ‘Nam service. One had a monkey on his back, later dislodged after a time. I helped him with this, just being a supportive friend facing a similar problem. The other a shattered knee which caused him some difficulties. Neither one of them ever complained…simply accepted the reality of what is. I have little doubt they would love having a chat with this dirtbag……..
May 22nd, 2006 at 9:57 pmOMG!!! I just watched the video of that skinny little fuck!!!
He would have lasted about 3 minutes in Ranger training.
And he would have had a permanent stoop from the frequent anal reamings ala mud release soles.
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:09 pmIt’s a shame to have ever wasted precious moments of life on this fake. He’s not worth a nanosecond, and we’ll never get that time back.
The link below however, I believe makes up for it:
Remember that young Army PFC, Joshua Sparling? The one who got a Christmas card telling him to ‘die’ while he was in Walter Reed last December?
Well, seems some hateful Americans still don’t ‘get it’. THANK GOD for those who do.
http://gunnnutt.blogspot.com/2006/05/day-in-life-of-hero.html
It’s kinda long, so just start at the paragraph that begins: “We arrived at the airport at 4:30 pm…”
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:42 pmIf the remaining paragraphs don’t cause you to go right back up and re-read the whole thing from start to finish, I don’t know anything about the members of the Rott Empire.
Love how the frauds are always Rangers or SEALs or “Green Berets.” No one ever says. “I worked in the motorpool washing Humvees.” Sort of like everyone that claims to be reincarnated says they were royalty. No one ever claims to have been a worm or to have run a falafel stand. In reality, this guy is an “Asshat Ranger” in the 3rd Asshat Battalion.
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:48 pmIt’s time for full disclosure. I have never been a Ranger, Green Beret, SEAL, Force Recon Marine, or whatever the hell skyborne nightmare the Air Force has undoubtedly cooked up so they won’t be left out. However, I did serve with the Sardaukar, and after my discharge and two weeks of R and R with Cindy Crawford on Sanctuary, I enlisted with the Dorsai. They kicked me out for being too aggressive.
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:48 pmWould you believe Mobile Infantry? Hammer’s Slammers?
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:55 pmThe Army of Northern Virginia?
I believe you, Roger.
After my tour with the Imperial Stormtroopers (I started out in the white armor, but moved up to flying TIE Fighters), I rode with JEB Stewart against them damn Yankees.
It wasn’t as much fun as those six combat jumps I made as a US Navy SEAL during the American Revolution, of course…
We should get together and make a video about how evil the Neo-Con movement is sometime. We’d be hits!
Orion
May 22nd, 2006 at 11:51 pmTook a look at the pics of this guys…..awfully skinny, wussyfied little wimp to be a Ranger ain’t he? Guess he’s one of those “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Rangerette’s huh?
May 23rd, 2006 at 1:36 amHe damn sure don’t look like any real soldier I’ve ever come in contact with…and I’ve seen quite a few….some of them out of uniform. *wink *wink *evil grin*
Gawd….just read what I posted and my Southern Redneck roots are showing baaadly.
May 23rd, 2006 at 1:38 amOh man, you were there TOO?!? I was overwatching from my M60 when Big George crossed the Delaware, I remember we shot a bunch of Hessian prisoners ’cause we just didn’t want to fuck with ‘em. Hey, war is Hell, maaaaaan….*puffff*
May 23rd, 2006 at 1:59 amMrs. M
You’re not running into any of my old 97 Bravo buds are you?
May 23rd, 2006 at 2:37 amPussies. Ever heard of the charge of the Light Brigade? Well… I’m here to tell you that I WAS the Light Brigade. A lot of people have debated whether Lord Tennyson’s “six hundred” were really six hundred and they were right. They weren’t. There was only me. Me against all of those Russian cannon on the Crimea. And I whipped their asses. Single handedly.
May 23rd, 2006 at 2:52 amI’m only a civilian, but I did ferry lots of our men and woman on MAC charters back in Desert Storm, and I know damn well that there’s no way anyone that illiterate is a Ranger.
May 23rd, 2006 at 5:00 amGreat job Emp. I knew there was always something wrong with the history books..
May 23rd, 2006 at 5:18 amUmmm, yeah, I remember ya, I was over with the Thin Red Line at the time or I woulda helped ya out on that….
May 23rd, 2006 at 7:12 amOh you bunch of wimps! I taught the Klingon’s how to use the bat’leth. Led Darth Vader over to the Dark Side. (and I’m not about to tell you how) Made sure the Death Star was completed on time AND under budget. Think Will Smith was the one that saved earth in Independance Day? Hell no….they just didn’t want to show that a woman pulled Earth’s nuts out of the wringer for allowing those Illegal Aliens to move into our Galaxy without Green Cards. Shot Major Strasser, kicked Ilsa out of Casablanca, and made Rick forget all about her. Taught Robin Hood guerrilla warfare. Saved Private Ryan…..and still had time to do my nails before lunch.
Umm…I don’t think so Rowane…but after showing me their ….manuvers…a couple of them got a big Bravo from me…hee hee!
May 23rd, 2006 at 8:38 amDumbAss Tanker - You were with Colin Campbell? I AM impressed.
Orion - I’ve always wanted to ask, What’s with that stormtrooper armor? Every time you guys take a round you die, so why bother?
I’d be honored to make a neocon expose video with you, but since you’re not a Jooo, are you sure you could muster enuff evil to be convincing? Then again, you are a back row forward…
May 23rd, 2006 at 9:52 amIs this the same Jessie?
If so, he is a perfect example of a Leftard “Ranger”.
May 23rd, 2006 at 9:57 amCareful, Roger, that’s EXACTLY the reaction desisred by the retards who come up with these BS stories!
;o)
May 23rd, 2006 at 11:04 amjaybear responds to these minor accomplishments:
Hey…I’m just a civilian here, but was involved in military training and simulation for a good part of my life…..who do you think taught Ol’ Stonewall that neat flanking maneuver he used at Chancellorsville? Who do you think showed Von Richtofen the Immelmann turn? It was I who made Lord Nelson practice crossing the enemy fleet’s T, until he nailed it to perfection at Trafalgar (got a raise for that one). Who do you think taught the French Army the Maneuvre sur Derriere?….
oh wait, I think ranger jessie did that.
May 23rd, 2006 at 11:07 amThere is no way this stu-stu-stuttering f-f-fuck is or ever was a Ranger.
May 23rd, 2006 at 11:39 amCan’t help it, Tanker. I think the 93rd Highlanders were really neat.
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:01 pmThat’s nothing. I camped a spawn in counter-strike WHILE AT THE SAME TIME downloaded porn from the net.
Top that soldier boy!
Wha…. video games don’t make me a vet? But I have Post Traumatic Stress Thumb!
May 23rd, 2006 at 5:13 pmI just realized, we’re doing this wrong! We DO need to make a video. I’ll dress in tie-die and sandals, and I’ll make a video…
Dude, my name is like, Peace, and I’m a member of Fellow Travelers Against The Movement. I mean, like, I was with Dr. King at Selma, I was in Chicago in ‘68, and I testfied at Winter Soldier and man, this new movement is really bringing me down.
They like, you know, totally supress any dissent within the anti-war movement and they’re all basically fascists pretending to be fellow travelers!
And so on…
Orion
May 24th, 2006 at 1:11 pm