Jesse MacFraud
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Blogs and Blogging, Lefty America-Haters, Useless Swine11:50 am
Welcome to another chapter of “Having Your Ass Fact Checked”, where the new darling of the left, Jesse “Not Quite a Ranger” MacBeth gets some more love and attention from people who actually do know what the fuck they’re talking about.
LC & IB Allahpundit has the roundup, and it gets funnier the more you read it. Don’t miss it.
A few highlights: The Army took the time to look into their records and found out that Jesse doesn’t have one, much to nobody’s surprise. “No record” as in “no record whatsoever. Anywhere. Ever.”
He DOES have other records, however. Something to do with credit card fraud and failure to appear. In the latter case, however, he had an alibi: How on Earth was he SUPPOSED to appear in court when he was busy shooting toddlers in the back of the head at a Fallujah mosque?
Anyway, do go read it all.
It’d be hilariously funny if it wasn’t for the damage this slimy little poser shitbird has already done but, then again, what goes around… We wouldn’t be going around too much if we were Jesse Mac”Soon to be Found in a Back Alley With Boot Prints on his Privates”Beth, that’s for sure. Not unless some enterprising surgeon were to install eyes in the back of our head.
Sweet dreams, Jesse, and if you wake up in the middle of the night thinking that you heard something, guess what?
You did.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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May 23rd, 2006 at 11:58 amOh please, tell me this asshole lives ANYWHERE NEAR Los Angeles!!!!
I’d dearly love to introduce him to my St. Bernards!
Eric in Hollywood
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:14 pmMmmmm…Mebe’ his records are at the same place John Kerry’s are? You know the ones he said he would release uhhhh..what 8 months ago?
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:22 pmI’m all for creating one of these scandals for these gullible fools instead of just letting them happen. Deliberate sabotage.
Meantime, very untrendy and non-PC fashion accesories.
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:41 pmHis real name was once Jesse al-Zaid.
Wanna bet “Jesse” used to be “Yasr”?
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:42 pmOh, and I’ve begun to call him “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Ranger“
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:44 pmI think MacBitchslapped just set the bar for how fast Moonbat agitprop can get slapped to the curb like a drunken crack-addled whore.
I mean, it took a couple of days before Rather’s pants were clearly buring ’round his ankles….
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:44 pmI took one look at that pansy ass prissy boy, and thought…Ranger my ass. Ranger’s eat wimps like him for breakfast.
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:45 pmIf you’d like to read some of the responses from the Richard Craniums at DemoncraticUnderground, check out this hilarious thread at
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/
You.Will.Laugh.
I promise.
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:50 pmROFL, godfather, that was funny. I’ve long thought DU was missing a few letters. Here are a few alternate names for the site:
“Democratic Underground Humbug” (DUH)
“Democratic Underground Moron Brigade” (DUMB)
“Democratic Underground Moron Brigade of Anti Semitic Slackers” (DUMBASS)
“Democratic Underground Does Well As No Knowledge Evades Regional Stupidity” (DUD-WANKERS)
RH
May 23rd, 2006 at 1:51 pmEver notice how these fraudulant idiots always have to choose a false identity that’s way over their heads such as Airborne, SF, Ranger, Navy SEAL and the like?
What’s the matter, you phonies? Claiming to be an Artilleryman, Motor Pool Mechanic, or even an MP isn’t romantic enough for you? Stinking putzes!
May 23rd, 2006 at 4:28 pmEven these idiots know that the SF are the tops of the military and wish forlornly that they could aspire to this, but the have a total lack of testicular fortitude so it is always out of their reach.
May 23rd, 2006 at 5:47 pmHave you all been back to the Peace Films site that hosted that Jesse McFAKE video?
Now there is just a picture of the planet Earth (no links, nothing at all but the picture) that would give the Supreme Goron a woody…:lol:
Did Al Gore say it? Or was it the Unabomber?
It may be more difficult to decide than you think.
May 23rd, 2006 at 6:17 pmYa know, assholes like this are going to pop up from time to time and the fact is, he could never hang with the big boys.
May 23rd, 2006 at 6:36 pmI’ve personally busted up three lying motherfuckers just like him over the years.
It’s really kind of fun to watch ‘em cry and squirm like the little bitches they are when I hit ‘em with the questions only grunts will know the answers to.
Worthless little fucks.
HERE is yet another example of the media getting a “the facts are wrong, but the story is accurate” type piece of journalistic BS. (sorry for being a hit whore, Misha)
How much longer do we have to wait before true integrity is restored to the profession practiced by the 4th Estate?
May 23rd, 2006 at 7:18 pmApropos of that, here’s an account of someone who, if it wasn’t Jessie MacBeth, sounds a lot like him: “Thank you for calling Fort Bragg; how may I direct your call?”
“I am an Ex-Special Forces Operator!” he bellowed, red-faced, leaning across the counter.
“I understand, sir, but rules are rules.”
As he walked off, one of the customers that had witnessed the display murmured the quote I’m using for a title…
I was up on the stepladder, hauling down my 9mm AR carbine to show a friend, when a voice below and behind me declared loudly “That’s exactly the one I wanted to see!” I shrugged apologetically to my friend, and handed the weapon to the newcomer. He grasped it in his fingerless gloves and, squinting one-eyed through the EOtech, started taking sightings on the AC vents in the ceiling, the doorknob to the storage room, and (for all I know) the north star.
“This is just like the ones we used in The Teams.” He poked a digit at the gun’s optic. “How do you turn this on?” After he’d handed it back and went to sign up to go out on the range, one of my sales guys was overheard doing a sotto voce Billy Idol impersonation (in regard to the fingerless gloves:)
“Last night a little ranger
Came humping ‘cross my floor…”
…Or maybe not. Jessie MacBeth sounds like he’s even more of a wannabe than that guy was…
May 23rd, 2006 at 7:37 pmI have an interesting take on it.
Massive spew warnings.
May 23rd, 2006 at 7:46 pmBTW to flesh out the ridiculous anti-war sentiment by the clueless, barking moonbats you all should consider perusing “Revisionist History” by Peter Wehner on Opinion Journal…
May 23rd, 2006 at 7:51 pmDoes he live anywhere near Fresno…..? Inquiring minds want to know…….
May 23rd, 2006 at 8:24 pmAdded to our “The Wannabee Hunt Club Trophy Room”
May 23rd, 2006 at 10:56 pm
Myself being a deployed GI who’s wrapping up his first combat tour, I can’t wait to get stateside and royally slap the shit out of a few of those “PX Rangers”, the name we GI’s give to that breed of poser, which, of course, is lower than whale shit, which is found at the bottom of the ocean! And of couse, enjoy a beer afterward. I’ve busted a few posers like that myself, and I so enjoy the look on their face when I do. As far as getting to even bitchslap them, they can’t slither out the door fast enough as soon as they realize they’re busted! I’ll bet a pitcher of beer that this queerbait poser will disappear into the woodwork in no time!
May 24th, 2006 at 5:40 amHmm, wasn’t there a play about a guy named MacBeth. . .who like, wanted to be king, but didn’t have the stones to actually do anything about it, so his wife went and assasinated the king . . . and then went crazy with guilt: “Out! Out, damned spot!”
Hn. I feel some kind of parody coming on . . .
May 24th, 2006 at 7:24 amOr Macbeth, Fallujah Ranger. Watch for the Soros-financed pilot this fall!
One of my neighbors tried something like this once. He got a bouncer job at a watering hole I usually found myself belly-up in. He had been my neighbor for almost a year, and one night I heard him trying to chat up a lady, spooling a yarn about how he had just come home from a combat tour as a Marine and gotten out of the service. He had never made it past the recruiters, as he kept getting DUIs while in the process and getting into fights at MEPS. Within five minutes I had talked to the bar’s owner and he was shitcanned (he had told the boss his Marine lie as well). The bar had a lot of military customers, and a poser like Chris would only have been bad for business had he been allowed to carry on.
Exposing posers like Macbeth is like clubbing a baby “SEAL”! (pun intended).
May 24th, 2006 at 9:08 amImperial Lies…
The Imperial war machine doesn’t want you to know the truth! For years our insane, unelected Emperor has hidden the depths of the crimes committed by his troops, but finally the story is coming out. One brave soldier, one of…
May 24th, 2006 at 6:18 pm