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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » What a Flippin’ Yawn

(Welcome, PJM readers, and do stay around for as long as you like. Snacks and refreshments are over there and the Imperial gardens are at your disposal if you don’t mind the tigers. You’ve already been warned about the, er, “choice” words on this site, so I won’t go on and on about that. Just know that this is a PC-Free Zone and that you might run into the occasional usage of the word “boob.”)

So we hear that “Madonna”’s latest “brave” and “provocative” act in defiance of established religion involves, yawn, stretching herself out on a cross.

How innovative. How positively shocking. How brave. How “speaking truth to powery.”

How utterly, fucking, predictable.

Listen, Madonna, your shtick is as tired, flabby and old as your vulcanized labia. The same labia that are affectionately known as “7-11″ on account of the fact that they, too, are open 24/7.

You want to really impress us with your “bravery?”

Take a hint from LC & IB Bill Quick.

Stretch your naked, skanky, aging body out on a crescent. Urinate on a prayer rug. Make a picture of yourself performing cunnilingus on a replica of the vagina of the black rock in Mecca.

You want to really turn yourself into an icon against established religion? You want to hear your name whispered in awe of your bravery? You want to become a crusader against dogma and the establishment? Go ahead, because there’s your chance. Stand up, just for once in your miserable, useless life, to something and somebody likely to actually strike back rather than shake their heads in pity.

But of course you won’t do such a thing. That would require actual bravery and, as we all know, the only “bravery” exhibited among the feckless, “progressive” cowards is the kind that doesn’t involve any actual, you know, risk.

That’s why we don’t see any progressive “feminists” crusading against sexism and oppression under the “Religion of Peace (Our Imperial Ass).”

That’s why we constantly have to listen to you “progressive” assholes moaning and whining about “gulags” and “oppression of free speech” in America while you can’t find it in yourselves to utter a word about the very REAL gulags in Cuba.

That’s why you’re only too happy to puke and crap in the streets of the U.S. of A. where you won’t ever face any charges for your actions while not a single one of you has tried doing the same in a REAL dictatorship.

That’s why you’ll treat any criticism of the “Da Vinci Code” as a sure sign of the coming American Theocracy while you’ll utter not a word about people being murdered, embassies being burned down and countries being boycotted over a bunch of innocuous cartoons.

Because you’re cowards. All of you.

Miserable, worthless, pitiable cowards.

You’ll fight, you’ll stand up and be counted, but only if nobody’s giving enough of a shit about you to actually do the counting.

You disgust me.

You’re pathetic, the whole sorry lot of you.

I think of the rag tag band of farmers that grabbed their muskets in 1776, who risked their lives and every single thing they’d struggled to build with their blood, sweat and tears to throw off the yoke of Imperialism, to be allowed to live and breathe freely when accepting the status quo would have cost them nothing but an ideal.

I think of the hundreds of thousands who died on the bloody battlefields of the Civil War to end slavery.

I think of the young men who stormed the beaches in Normandy to defeat Naziism and liberate people they didn’t even know, much less had a reason to care about. My family happens to be one of the beneficiaries of that entirely selfless sacrifice so yes, I’m a little biased there, as anybody who had a total stranger risk his life for him should be.

I think of the young men who did the same in the Pacific.

Then I look at you. You sorry, cowardly, pathetic Band of Losers who never saw a risk you wouldn’t run screaming from. I look at your self-righteous, condescending, self-worshipping carcasses and I wonder why the Hell those fine men even bothered.

You, “Madonna”, have a media empire at your beck and call, if you fart sideways in Bangkok at 2 pm, the news will be in Akron, Ohio, at 2:15. Yet you use that to “bravely” oppose a religion that couldn’t care less about you if you were to shit on the doorstep of the St. Peter’s cathedral in Rome.

In the meantime, dirt poor boys and girls of Akron are fighting and dying overseas to liberate people who’ve been living under the yoke of a totalitarian religion that has actually been oppressing people for 14 centuries. Yet I’m supposed to laud you for your “bravery?” Fuck you and everybody like you. Screw all of you “progressive” cowards.

You pathetic drecks have elevated selfishness to a religion. You have no values. No values that you’re willing to fight for if it involves actual fighting. You’re empty. You’re worthless. You could all die and the world wouldn’t even notice. Well, except for the fact that we’d all be immensely grateful if you did.

And you will. Because in your self-worship, you’ve decided that even breeding isn’t worthwhile.

I just wish that you’d speed the process up a bit. I’ll supply the bullets. I’ll even help by instructing you how to rid the planet of your useless presence.

And when you’re all gone, the only legacy you’ll leave behind is a huge sigh of relief and a collective:

“Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish.”

49 Responses to “What a Flippin’ Yawn”
  1. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

    Oh Madonna, I’d say you suck….
    but we all know you do….
    and how you do it….
    and who you do it with….

    Please stop now.

  2. Mrs. M Comment by Mrs. M UNITED STATES

    Is she still around? I figured she’d be a petrified statue grabbing her crotch Al a’ Michael Jackson somewhere in Minnisota, soaking up pigeon droppings by now.

  3. Darth Bacon Comment by Darth Bacon UNITED STATES

    Yawn.

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  5. Unregistered Comment by Menshevik UNITED STATES

    I think of the rag tag band of farmers that grabbed their muskets in 1776, who risked their lives and every single thing they’d struggled to build with their blood, sweat and tears to throw off the yoke of Imperialism, to be allowed to live and breathe freely when accepting the status quo would have cost them nothing but an ideal.

    I object to your characterization of the British as imperialists. They were simply spreading the ideals of capitalism and Christian Civilization to the unwashed heathen masses of the world. If it wasn’t for the British we would all be speaking *spit* FWENCH *spit*. And this is the thanks they get?

  6. Unregistered Trackback by Woody's News

    Madonna Is SO 80’s…

    Evidently Madonna is still around and she’s trying to get our attention by being shocking but she’s failing miserably. As usual the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler nails it in one, so rather than spend time reinventing the wheel I’ll just share part…

  7. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A.

    That’s why we constantly have to listen to you “progressive” assholes moaning and whining about “gulags” and “oppression of free speech” in America while you can’t find it in yourselves to utter a word about the very REAL gulags in Cuba.

    Thats IT! That’s the answer to a question I’ve had for a while - why do they visit these stupidities on the U.S.? The answer is of course, that here in the states it’s allowed; but more importantly, because they’re too chicken to try this ANYWHERE ELSE. Nothing safer than having a temper tantrum and screaming ‘I hate you!” to your Mommy, because she’s gonna *sigh* love you enough to let it slide. Try pulling that on the stranger across the street and it could mean you get your ass whupped. Fer starters.

    Malignant. Narcissistic. Sniveling. Cowards.

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  9. HD Wanderer Comment by HD Wanderer

    Whether people agree or disagree with you, you never leave anyone in doubt over your opinion.

    Beautiful post, I’m sick and tired of people using the word “bravery” for idiotic publicity stunts like this. Where’s the risk, someone won’t buy here album? Your title summed it up perfectly “What a Flippin’ Yawn”.

  10. I hate liberals Comment by I hate liberals UNITED STATES

    This is how they make money..they make the news then the idiots feel they have to go see them. But you are right when you say they wouldnt dare do this to the religion of peace…

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  12. Unregistered Comment by HollywoodNeoCon UNITED STATES

    Fan-fucking-tastic post, Sir!

    The Venereal Girl played here in L.A. last night, with tickets costing upwards of $350. Now if the sanctimonious bitch had, indeed, decided to void her ancient bowels on any image of the religion of piss, I would have bought myself an entire row of seats…

    …and then given them away to the filthiest panhandlers I could find outside the Forum.

  13. Unregistered Comment by thefrollickingmole

    Stupid attention whore. Go back to making simulated beast porn (a’la that Sex book) or whatever you think will make us “shocked”. I wouldnt let you within a mile of my poor mongrels cock, hes got standards after all.

  14. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane UNITED STATES

    Hell, nothing this wench does would surprize or shock me. Remember Dennis Rodman? They were really a pair, two total attention junkies who can’t be normal if their lives depended on it.

    Very well put Misha, you nailed it as usual. If she’d have the chutzpah to mock the religion of pus or the pedophiliac prophet I might pay attention to her but this is just more garbage from the bin.

    After all, who dos she think she is, kanye west?

    Duty, Honor, Country
    (in THAT order)

  15. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    I find it odd (but understandable) that Misha should waste his valuable time commenting on this obviously usless slut…:lol:

    Funny how madonna has no problem smearing Christians but I have to wonder why she didn’t tackle the religion of pus with her supposed moral clarity…

  16. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591 UNITED STATES

    Oh, you hateful neo-cons are so unfair to Super Skank. Remember when this douchebag cancelled appearances in Israel because the Islamococksuckers threatened her kids? No?

    http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/002028.php

    If she were anything but a dirtbag lib phoney, she would have done five concerts and given the money to the IDF to “Bring me the head of Yasser Arabfart!” Her current and very trendy behaviour is the equivalent of mugging old ladies. Eh, Madonna, Bill Clinton has yoir lunch right here. Now if she could only remember the names of her children’s fathers….

  17. Unregistered Comment by LC Carnifex

    To paraphrase Blackadder,

    Madonna is a sad, pathetic, insane old woman with a Catholic fixation.

  18. Unregistered Trackback by Presto Agitato

    Put Up or Shut Up…

    So Madonna thinks she’s really out there with this cunning stunt: How creative. How avant garde. Been there, done that. DailyPundit has a better idea:So here’s a suggestion to help Ms. Ciccone out of a rut: want to knock us…

  19. Unregistered Comment by RAB

    Isn’t it wierd that after all these years of Madge’s relentless use of overt sexual imagery in her act and persona, that I have never found one red blooded male who wanted to fuck her.
    She may be as fit as a flea and can bounce nickles of her ass etc but you just instintively know that you’d be in for a cold mechanical time in the sack with Madonna.
    A friend of mine from a well known band in the UK, spent some time at her(then) Bel Air mansion, remixing some of her crap and changing rooms surrepticiously every night (well there were a lot to choose from) in case she turned up in the early hours, demanding her “right de Segnior” or whatever it was called.
    You get the picture though.
    So is this current yawn of an outrage some kind of instuction from her pseudo- Kabbalistic masters to put the boot into Christianity whilst the Dan Brown bandwagon is rolling and boosting their 20% per annum take?
    I’m sure the Emperor could tell us about the real Kabbala.

  20. crusader coyote Comment by crusader coyote

    pseudo- Kabbalistic masters to put the boot into Christianity whilst the Dan Brown bandwagon is rolling and boosting their 20% per annum take?
    I’m sure the Emperor could tell us about the real Kabbala.

    I’m not the Emperor, but I actually have studied Kabbalah (since before Madonna was) as a sort of adjunct to my studies in Angelology. Nowhere, in anything I’ve read, is there anything that says “It’s a good idea for the aspirant to mock and publicly scorn the icons of religious beliefs other than your own.” In fact, most writing urge to respect others, their beliefs. . . even the fluffiest writings mention Jesus (and Buddha. . .) as one of the masters whose place is in Tiphareth, the Sphere of Beauty.

    The whole point of Kabbalah is supposed to be traveling a mystic (not in the New Age sense, so much as the Julian of Norwich, Theresa of Avila sense) path that elevates the soul above mere “religion”– with the ultimate goal being Union with G-d. For the philosophically or metaphysically inclined, it’s a very beautiful, facinating system. It is also, however, prone to abuse, as we see with –even worse than Madonna– Brittany Spears. Oie. . .

    So, I ask people to not judge the Kabbalah by the actions of a famous few. There are a lot of good resources out there if you really want to learn about it, and reading the actual texts (like, the Sepher Yetzirah, among others) is amazingly useful. Madonna is a Kabbalistic scholar about as much as she is a Christian or relevant pop-star. Which is to say, not much of one. If she’s still mocking others and reveling in her self-importance, it’s very clear she hasn’t taken the lessons to heart.

    Just thought I’d say . . .

    Otherwise, great post Majesty! And now you’ve been linked to by PJ Media!!!!

  21. lc ima mommy, Imperial Handmaid Comment by lc ima mommy, Imperial Handmaid

    Fuck you and everybody like you.

    These six words sum up EXACTLY how I feel about Madonna et al.

    Misha, time and again you manage to knock my socks off!! Keep it up :)

  22. Unregistered Comment by Clef UNITED STATES

    I guess she should just stay with getting “shocking” attention by swapping spit with another, younger female pop star again.

    /puke

    This is one of the best posts yet, In my opinion.

  23. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Thanks for the update on the Kabbalah, Crusader Coyote. Truth be told, I know next to nothing about it, so I’m glad that somebody who really does volunteers to explain it.

    One can never learn too much.

    And Holy Moly, I got linked by PJM?

    Damn, I better get the marble floors waxed and shined and put out some drinks and sandwiches for new visitors to the palace. Back in a few! :-)

  24. Unregistered Comment by RAB

    Well put Crusader Coyote.
    I didn’t mean to denigrate the REAL Kabbalah, just the buy an expensive piece of string and all your dreams will come true version that appeals to morons like Madonna.
    I have friends who are Bhuddists who were horrified by the Hollywood chantocracy taking up the mail order version.
    I came to the Kabbala via Dion Fortune’s the Mystical Cabbalah. Any chance of a definitive spelling by the way, considering how much cryptology is supposed to be in there?

  25. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    So we hear that “Madonna”’s latest “brave” and “provocative” act in defiance of established religion involves, yawn, stretching herself out on a cross.

    Old. The black Jesus was more shocking.

    couldn’t care less about you if you were to shit on the doorstep of the St. Peter’s cathedral in Rome.

    I would care.

    I guess she should just stay with getting “shocking” attention by swapping spit with another, younger female pop star again.

    She should stay away from girls who are young enough to be her daughters. It just emphasizes how OLD she is getting. Not to mention how it higlights the effects of her age on her skin.

  26. Unregistered Comment by Useless UNITED STATES

    Careful there Madge. If you fall off that cross, you’ll probably break a hip.

  27. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    What happened to that revelation that, gee, now that I’m a mom I want to project a more wholesome image for my children and I’m deeply embarrassed about my past behavior ….? How long did that last?

    Yeah, no risk in her being “cutting edge” … merely tired and tawdry … snore……

  28. Unregistered Comment by aura UNITED STATES

    Madonna’s latest stunt is so hideous it’s pitiful. She is truly depraved to do such a thing. She takes the cross and its meaning way too lightly and in her direct opposition to its true meaning, manifests qualities of the anti-Christ. She should be embarassed to show her face. But instead she flaunts her depravity and perverted behavior, wearing it like a badge of honor. Her mock crucifixion is ungodly and indefensible. But of course she will justify it in the name of “art”. Instead of what it is really about — greed and exploitation of Jesus and his sacred sacrifice for her own profit. I have a thing or two to say about Madonna’s latest act of madness in my own blog if anyone is interested in checking it out at http://mysticalmaven.com/blog/2006/05/24/madonna-greed-over-god/.

    aura

  29. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    …And then there are these Christians who make me see red … http://www.heraldnet.com/stories/06/05/21/100loc_a1forgive001.cfm

    What part of being Christian means you have to beat yourself up for every insult that’s ever been done to anyone down through history? … This looks like some kind of pathological persecution complex….

  30. THANOS Comment by THANOS UNITED STATES

    I think Madonna should stick to the new career i thought she picked up, writing childrens books. Not that she is any better a writer than she is as an actor and a performer.

    Madonna was at least somewhat good looking in her youth but even than she always looked like the hookers who used to hang out near the Lincoln Tunnel on the NY side and the ones down on 42nd street{yes, i used to hang out in NYC in my youth as well, didnt go there to pick up hookers so HA!}..now she looks like a old hag, trying to desperatley to be and look younger than her age,ive seen her type, at go-go bars still dancing but no one pays them any attention at all and gives them no tips, so they become bitter and try even harder and become more outrageous to get attention.

    Madonna is like Michael Jackson…a freak who has become irrelevant yet they dont know or admit it and try to remain in the limelight so their weirdo buddies in Hollywood wont forget about them.

    Good Riddance to Madonna i say, let England keep her.

  31. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    I’m impressed. You had the courage to take on the the faux religiousity of the media elite a’la Madonnawhore and call them on the carpet for their real religion: The Church of ME. These people exihibt the worst that our society has spawned in recent memory. Self-importance to a degree that they feel any utterance that passes their lips should be news and given the same if not greater weight than the persons who actually know something about the topics that these “personalities” pontificate about. Couple it with extraordinarily shallow character, and a sometimes dangerous lack of intellect, and POOF! We are visited by someone with a soapbox, and a sense of entitlement to it, without enough sense to realize that sometimes, it is better to keep your mouth shut, then to say something silly. That sense of entitlement, and a rage for institutions that they reject or can’t understand simply means that they will substitute their own “judgment” for that of the institutions they reject, and expect the rest of us to be captivated by this brand of narcissism. I’d bee thrilled if I thought she would read the post and comments, but I know that even if she did, she would be convinced that we have it wrong, so I’ll keep ignoring her and her cohorts, and continue to concentrate on the real threats to our way of life.

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  33. crusader coyote Comment by crusader coyote UNITED STATES

    Your Majesty– always at your service, M’Lord!

    RAB– Of course. I just felt like I should stand up and make sure others understood that not everyone who studies the Tradition is a fluff-bunny, nut-job, self-righteous moron like the one being discussed.

    Dion Fortune is actually one of my favorite writers in the “Practical Kabbalah” genre. This is, naturally, the most likely version of the Kabbalah to be abused, but it is quite useful for non-Jewish students learning the basic associations– so long as they do not confine their studies to only this form of the tradition. Fortune is someone I wish I’d been alive to meet and have tea with, unlike say, Crowley who– although sometimes showing flashes of genius– was a true and utter ass. Actually, it might explain part of Madonna’s problems if he were someone she was studying. Although the whole “Red String for Good Fortune” isn’t Kabbalah at all, and I can’t think of a single writer who would say anything associating Red and Fortune. This association is Chinese, not Hebrew. But whatever to that. . .

    As for a definitive spelling. . well, you’re dealing with a transliteration, and technically, most of the variants seen are correct. I stick with “Kabbalah” because 1) It’s what Israel Regardie and my mentor used, so it’s what I’m used to, and 2)the traditional transliteration for the Hebrew characters is usually “K”, not “C” or “Q”. However, all these can still be found, especially in those books from the Crowley and Fortune era. I certainly am not about to make a proclamation in this area, since my Hebrew skills extend to sounding out proper names. “Mm. . ch. . a . .el. . .oh,oh, Michael, right. . .”

    Blackiswhite: The Church of ME– that is exactly it. Of course, what they’ll never realize, much less admit, is that there is in fact an established church with the teaching of Ego Over All– I’m talking about LaVey’s Church of Satan. Idiots, all of them. Madonna, unfortunately, would fit right in with them what with her self-righteous, PRIDEFUL demeanor. The good news is, such people self destruct. Sometimes watching this self destruction is painful for those who love the people doing it (I unfortunately new one such pitiful soul), but still, there’s a reason it’s always only the very rich who last long enough to say and do such things. Everyone one else dies young from drug abuse, disease or suicide. So, your approach is proabably best– irritating though they are, and though they may aide and abet our true enemies, it is best to ignore them, to deny them that attention they crave, and so starve out that Pride and Ego.

    Ya know what, I think I’m just gonna go post on my own about all this, and stop taking up comment space. . .

  34. crusader coyote Comment by crusader coyote UNITED STATES

    RAB–I forgot to mention. . . the cryptology you refer to is Gematria. One has to use the original Hebrew to get it to work right (which is why, alas, Crowley’s 777 actually has some use), because the really cool stuff comes when comparing words in Hebrew and you start doing math problems– this was actually my first exposure to Kabbalah, from Chaim Potok’s The Chosen, there’s this totally cool scene where the father of one of the characters, a rabbi, starts working gematria aloud at the seder table, doing word-math, and it compeltely blew my mind. I’ve got all my reference books packed because I’m moving soon, but I think one of the classic equations is something like: Truth (13)+Love(13)=G-d (26). It was only later when I started studying angels that I started studying some KAbbalah, and Gematria, due to my crappy Hebrew, is my worst point. But I still find it Wicked Cool!

  35. Unregistered Comment by Clarion UNITED STATES

    *applauds*

  36. Unregistered Comment by RAB

    Tip of the hat to you Crusader Coyote.
    We obviously have many books in common.
    The only performance by Madge I will now countenance watching, is her final Gloria Swansong in Celebrety big brother.
    I would gladly put myself through 3 weeks of that just to kick the shit out of her, for free!
    An almost totally talentless person has monopolised the press of the world for almost 3 decades.Go figure!!
    As to Crowley, I always saw him as a Merry Prankster, rather than a worker of Evil. It was his followers and detractors that took it all sooo seriously.
    As a philosophy, the real Kabbala stands up well.
    You do meet a better class of intellect on this blog, don’t you.

  37. Unregistered Comment by convert UNITED STATES

    I was thoroughly disgusted when I heard about Madonna’s “visual spectacular.” Obviously a Kabbalah-ite so she could exploit it the way she exploited Catholicism all those years ago. You can have Madonna, The Dixie Chicks, and all the rest that keep trashing themselves and their country for gain.

  38. Unregistered Comment by RickJames CANADA

    This is one of the best editorials I’ve read in a long time. I agree totally with the entire message. These spoiled egomaniacs still think insulting Christianity is somehow brave. It’s all they have left. Madonna was raised Catholic….think she’d even be allowed out of the house if she was raised muslim? The woman has more freedom than any woman I can think of…she has nothing to sulk about. Even the slightest hint toward insulting islam would put a price on her head. I wish she’d drop that hint.

    Not even Sean Penn could handle this dumb broad…now that’s bad.

  39. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    How sad and sick. One day she will wish this had never happened. I cannot imagine doing something such as this. My God means too much to me, far too much.

  40. Unregistered Comment by manofaiki UNITED STATES

    Just another liberal twit putting on the brave act by pulling the hair of the kindly old folks she knows are never going to do anything to her about it.

    Now, if you REALLY want to show how brave you are girl, run down there and do that to the angry young guy in the turban……..

  41. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW UNITED STATES

    Does someone actually think that Madonna is somehow relevant? I mean, why bother giving her any more “press” than she deserves? The mere fact that she can cause people to comment means that she “wins” by getting more attention.

  42. Demosthenes Comment by Demosthenes CANADA

    It must be terribly difficult being a fifty year old village bicycle. The old mare isn’t what she used to be, and she needs to drum up attention. And when in doubt, go with the classics…mock Christians. After all, they don’t cut people’s heads off.

    And whoever said that Pinch Sulzburger wasn’t a partisan?

  43. Michael Comment by Michael UNITED STATES

    Madonna the 80’s called they want there Ho back.

  44. Xystus Comment by Xystus

    Stretch your naked, skanky, aging body out on a crescent. Urinate on a prayer rug. Make a picture of yourself performing cunnilingus on…the black rock in Mecca.

    Now that would be a stunning cu–cunning stunt!

    You, “Madonna”, have a media empire at your beck and call, if you fart sideways in Bangkok at 2 pm, the news will be in Akron, Ohio, at 2:15. Yet you use that to “bravely” oppose a religion that couldn’t care less about you if you were to shit on the doorstep of the St. Peter’s cathedral in Rome.

    Actually, Your Viciousness, it’s St. Pete’s Basilica; the Pope’s cathedral as Bishop, IIRC, is St. John’s Lateran.

    33.

    Of course, what they’ll never realize, much less admit, is that there is in fact an established church with the teaching of Ego Over All– I’m talking about LaVey’s Church of Satan.

    Ol’ “Satan” LaVey died a few years ago, & I think his outfit went belly-up. The property was for sale anyway, I think.

  45. lc ima mommy, Imperial Handmaid Comment by lc ima mommy, Imperial Handmaid

    Did anyone hear Glenn Beck talking about this on his radio show the other day? He said something along the lines of ‘Shouldn’t Madonna be doing commercials involving the word “menopause” by now?’

    And Dave, of course discussing it brings attention which she doesn’t deserve, but to not discuss it may imply that people are not disgusted and offended, which I am, even though I know she’s just a trashy attention whore.

    Honestly, if this were another religion, the outrage would be felt around the world, but as Christians, we’re just supposed to sit back and ‘not give her the attention’…I don’t think so.

  46. crusader coyote Comment by crusader coyote

    Xystus–

    Ol’ “Satan” LaVey died a few years ago, & I think his outfit went belly-up. The property was for sale anyway, I think.

    Good. I’ve met a few people who claimed to be members, and they were all self-centered (naturally), blithering morons.

    RAB–

    As to Crowley, I always saw him as a Merry Prankster, rather than a worker of Evil. It was his followers and detractors that took it all sooo seriously.

    I’ll admit, I thought The Book of Lies was hilarious. Especially chapter 69, “How to Succeed . . .” That dirty minded bastard! Book of the Law, not so much. Reading that was very much like reading the some of the worst parts of the Koran all at once. Nearly made me loose my dinner the first time I tried reading it. Sepher Sephiroth and 777, quite useful, the essay on Gematria, good but annoying. I think alot of times he’s supposed to be humourous it falls a little flat. As for his other writings. . . some good, some not, sometimes a sparkle of wit and genius. There’s something about a lot of his writing that just, I dunno, squicks me. Maybe I’m missing the jokes, maybe I’m too weak in some sense. Oh well.

    Fortune, however, always brings a smile of delight.

  47. Nanashi Comment by Nanashi UNITED STATES

    I’m impressed. You had the courage to take on the the faux religiousity of the media elite a’la Madonnawhore and call them on the carpet for their real religion: The Church of ME.

    Hell, you could write a whole book on this subject. It ties in with the faddish following of philosophies such as Kabbalah and Buddhism that Coyote noted, that they follow them not only from faddish inclinations, but because these kinds of philosophies appear on the surface to allow them to worship themselves. However, further, serious study of them invariably leads them to the fact that this is hardly the case — in fact, most of them preach humility and servitude to others. Not only that, but being genuine devotees of such philosophies and religions is an all-or-nothing proposition: adherants have to do things like study and other tasks highly unpleasant to members of the Church of ME Limousine Liberals.

    This is why they rarely stick with it — becoming a follower of a religion or a philosophy isn’t all pink sugar and rainbows — it’s hard work. And as we all know, nothing terrifies an LLL more than work and effort. So, chances are that in about a year or two, Madonna will suddenly decide that Kabbalah isn’t for her after all (after a long period of pretending to follow it just for the sake of looking “spiritual”) and move on to the Next Big Religious Craze. My personal theory is that she’s suddenly going to “rediscover her roots” (again) and find some obscure Catholic-based cult or suddenly discover Gnosticism. Of course, this will hardly stop her from her desperate attempts at being “edgy” by blaspheming the very spirituality she’ll be claiming to espouse.

  48. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    “I don’t think Jesus would be mad at me and the message I’m trying to send,” she told the New York Daily News.…:lol:

    What a stupid slut!

  49. Nanashi Comment by Nanashi UNITED STATES

    Oh, and how could I have forgotten to inform the Emperor that he won at the Internet. Again.