Because it’s proving to be no end of fun watching a little Rump Ranger make an even bigger ass of himself than he already was, impossible though it may seem.
Jesse is now busy putting up his fake DD-214 on his MySpace site, a forgery so fantastically fucked up that it makes Dan Blather’s TANG fakes look positively brilliant by comparison.
You would think that the scrawny, stuttering little shitbird would’ve realized by now that he’s not exactly Frank Abagnale Jr., but you’d be wrong. Dead wrong. Damn, even His Rottieness could tell that it was a fake by just looking at it, and we served in a different army.
LC & IB McQ does some further shredding of Jesse MacBeth’s excellent adventures, and it’s a hoot to read.
But at least Jesse published his DD-214, which puts him one step ahead of John Fuckface Kerry who promised to publish his DD-214 some 480 days ago.
OK, so it’s a fake one, but it’s better than nothing.
UPDATE: But wait… There’s MORE! Dammit, but that little tard can DIG! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!
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It sure as hell doesn’t look like my DD214. Nowhere on mine does it ask about citations. Date in, date out, condition of discharge, place of discharge. And also, where is his DD256? Real easy, basic stuff. In my case honorable, although considering some of the shit I pulled, I gotta’ wonder why.
May 26th, 2006 at 8:44 pmI left this at Hot Air
AllahPundit
of course the idiot is nuts, you have to be nuts to cross the WHOLE Ranger Corps, either that or have a death wish.
This ass has defamed and insulted those I call “Brother” I couldn’t care less if he’s as nutty as a fruitcake, Karma will be visited upon him one day at the hands of a real Ranger or someone close to a Ranger.
It doesn’t look like my separation papers either but I got out in ‘86, so that could explain that. I think he high-tailed it during Basic because he got afraid he would have to go to Iraq and actually soldier.
Don’t think I’ll waste any more time on this skunk, but G_d WILL get him for this, probably at the hands of a Ranger.
Duty, Honor, Country
May 26th, 2006 at 9:30 pm(in THAT order)
Rowane
Myself being a deployed GI finishing his first combat tour, I can say that this little shitworm is what we GIs call a “PX Ranger” a lower-than-whaleshit poser that couldn’t cut the mustard and lies his shitty little ass off to try and cover himself. He’s dug his own grave, as well as thrown himself in it, and is burying himself. Forging offoicial military documents, can you say federal crime? Of course, he’ll be getting “OOOOpressed” now that he’s been kicked out of his momma’s closet, and it’s time for the little shit to pay the piper! I’ve had a ball in times past, exposing posers like this, and watching them slither out of sight once they’re busted! He’ll be getting gracefully bitchslapped plenty of times, and deservedly so!
May 26th, 2006 at 10:40 pmOne more candidate for federal “pound-me-in-the-ass” prison!
May 26th, 2006 at 10:50 pmRanger MacBeth is even more fictional than Shakespeare’s MacBeth.
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May 26th, 2006 at 11:19 pmIs it just me or did anyone else see what was written/blacked/greyed out in McTard’s DD-214? “Fuck You”, if you look closely, is found twice over the “censored” text blocks.
Give it up Jesse. We all know you’re a liar from Tacoma. Now you’re just asking to have your ass kicked. Just like Rachel Corrie (the dumb broad, also from Tacoma, that got her ass own3d by an Israeli tank not too long ago.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:33 pmHe also claims to be a SEAL.
May 27th, 2006 at 3:34 amAlso if you look at the raw DD214 on his MySpace page, dumbass wasn’t careful about redacting his personal information. SSN, next of kin, his mailing address at time of discharge. No self-respecting Personnel/Separations officer would ever allow such a fiasco masquerading as a DD214 to clear his desk. Admin offices are FANATICAL about properly filled out paperwork; misspellings, amplifying remarks in the citations, etc. all a wash.
Good lord. Jesse clearly hasn’t learned the lesson from the last week and learned to get facts straight. How such a clearly unintelligent person could even hack it in the Army, much less the Rangers, is beyond me. The Army has long been stereotyped as full of dull, lumpish stupid individuals; not any longer. A modern army with our Army’s capabilities has to be well-manned with the Best and Brightest of our generation, men and women who can think on the run, not a semiliterate Wendy’s cook, ferchrissakes.
May 27th, 2006 at 3:46 am“I WANNA BE A RATHER RANGER!
May 27th, 2006 at 4:29 amI’M LIVING A MAPES CHANCE DANGER!”
Judging from his use of grammar on his reply, I fail to see how he even passed the ASVAB! He must have been one of those who just barely made it in! Wotta mega-dumbshit! My guess is that he was a recruiter’s quota!
May 27th, 2006 at 4:39 amQandO has this post up, now:
this explains everything
May 27th, 2006 at 10:28 amMaybe when little bitchboy Jesse said he was a Ranger, he meant rump-ranger?
May 27th, 2006 at 1:07 pmYou mean like this?
May 27th, 2006 at 1:29 pmDangit. Can’t post the picture. Oh well. Couldn’t cross-post it from my blog.
May 27th, 2006 at 1:30 pmOr, maybe, he received advanced Sooper-Sekrit™ training and became a… colon commando?!
May 27th, 2006 at 1:57 pmLMAO @ the picture at Naviguesser’s site! Yeah, just like that.
May 27th, 2006 at 2:01 pmSorry about that. We had to re-install a while ago, so all of my creative fiddlings with the allowable tags code went bye-bye.
It should work now.
May 27th, 2006 at 2:32 pmSo in summation,
Jesse grew up in foster homes due to his mother being a schizo dope addict, at 18 he went to Ft. Benning and spent exactly 1 month and 13 days on active duty, according to his sister he is himself mentally ill and it was her credit card he stole and got arrested for.
He names his basic training captain and that is verified.
Someone at Q and O got an unaltered copy of his DD214 showing dates and type of discharge (getting that DD214 would be an interesting story in and of itself).
This is a case of the liberal loony toones exploiting an obviously mentally ill individual.
I’m sure they’re proud.
May 27th, 2006 at 2:37 pmWell well well…looks like the weasel couldn’t take the heat and deleted his blog. Can’t say I’m all that surpised, but I was hoping he wasn’t smart enough to figure out how to delete it so that I could keep reading the comments.
May 28th, 2006 at 1:25 amAnyone want to bet that said shitbird will keep up the charade simply because he’s addicted to attention, whatever type he can get. Given his penchant for getting busted, he’ll be somebody’s jailhouse bitch in NO time flat, if he isn’t ALREADY there!! Like the old adage: Only assholes get straightened out in jail!
May 28th, 2006 at 4:54 amI’m sure he has a bookdeal from some Libtard ego-stroking publishing organ.
Now there’s one that might be worth starting a little burning of….
May 28th, 2006 at 11:41 am