LC General Patton alerted us to this news from The Great White North. (aka The Al-Qaieda Open Arms Hotel™)

TORONTO - Canadian authorities said Saturday they had foiled plans for terrorist attacks in southern Ontario with the arrests of 17 people who were “inspired by al-Qaida.”

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said they had arrested 12 male adults and five youths on terrorism-related charges, including plotting attacks with explosives on Canadian targets. The suspects were either citizens or residents of Canada and had trained together, they said.

You’ll notice that nowhere in the description of these Kulturally Konfused Koranimals™ is their ethnicity or religious affiliation mentioned.

“This group took steps to acquire three tons of ammonium nitrate and other components necessary to create explosive devices,” said assistant Royal Canadian Mounted Police commissioner Mike McDonell.

That is three times the amount used to blow up the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, he said, referring to the April 19, 1995, attack that killed 168 people and injured more than 800.

Naaaah. They were just planning on growing a very large crop of falafel plants and were stocking up on fuel for the falafel fryer.

“The men arrested yesterday are Canadian residents from a variety of backgrounds. For various reasons, they appeared to have become adherents of a violent ideology inspired by al-Qaida,” said Luc Portelance, the assistant director of operations with CSIS — Canada’s spy agency.

Uh, no, Luc. They are inspired by the Pedophile Profit™ (Bees Pee Upon Him) and his Band of Merry Murdering Mutt Molesters™. C’mon, say it along with us: “Pisslam”

However, he said, there did not appear to be any direct link to Osama bin Laden’s terrorist network.

Of course not. And those are Spring Fresh® lilac & jasmine scents wafting out of the boil-covered, pock-marked crack of Michael Moore-on’s Fantabulously Fecund Fat Ass™.

The Toronto Star reported Saturday that Canadian youths in their teens and 20s,…

They don’t fit into any profile, whatsoever…

…upset at the treatment of Muslims worldwide, were among those arrested.

Or do they?

You’ll notice that the Ass-Phyxiated Pus™ STILL doesn’t give a full description of the would-be Splodeydopers™, other than “youths in their teens and 20s.” These non-descript, possibly-lily-white, non-denominational “youths” were merely “upset at the treatment of Muslims worldwide.” For all one can tell from the article, they might be Inuit-Swahili-Norwegian Hutterite-Quaker-Episcopalian-Rastafarian Transgendered Midget Mimes™.

Nope. Nothing to see here. No dots to connect. Move along. It’s all just another Isolated Incident™ that has nothing, whatsoever, to do with the Religion of Pieces™.

F.E.T.E.

Update: Fox News has an update.

The 12 adults live in southern Ontario, or Toronto, Canada’s financial capital and largest city. The men from Toronto are Fahim Ahmad, 21, Jahmaal James, 23, Asin Mohamed Durrani, 19, Steven Vikash Chand, alias Abdul Shakur, 25; those from neighboring Mississauga are Zakaria Amara, 20, Asad Ansari, 21, Ahmad Mustafa Ghany, 21, Saad Khalid, 19, Shareef Abdelhaleen, 30, and Qayyum Abdul Jamal, 43. Mohammed Dirie, 22, and Yasim Abdi Mohamed, 24, are from Kingston.

Huh. Imagine that?

35 Responses to “Just Another Isolated Incident…”
  1. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    “But we thought they only wanted to hurt Americans,” wail the Canadian Clueless. “What have we done to make them angry at us?”

  2. Unregistered Comment by Kelly H UNITED STATES

    The religion of peace, taking over the world, one middle class household at a time.

    Kelly

  3. Unregistered Trackback by Assorted Babble by Suzie UNITED STATES

    Major Arrests in Canada in Terrorism Investigation…

    UPDATE: 17 Canadian residents (12 adults and 5 teens) arrested. An updated News Conference is planned for this morning. Suspected terrorists, 12 men were arrested in Canada yesterday and are in custody now. The reports are they were planning terror a…..

  4. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    These people defending these maggots go to extrordinary lengths to conceal their own cowardice, don’t they? I have to wonder how much blame they will heap upon these daring to defend themselves, preemptively or otherwise? But perhaps three tons of explosives might wake them up. Oh, the poor dears, having to kill to defend themselves. Well, they can always choose to die, I don’t give a shit any more. Let them reap what they have sown……..I suppose surrender and submission, giving their wives and daughters over to these psychos is just another example of their vaunted tolerance…….If something happened to my wife and daughter they would be facing a man with nothing to lose…the most dangerous man of all…….and I know what I would do…….

  5. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7 KUWAIT

    This is a fact…C-A-N-A-D-A, did in fact send military to Iraq during the invasion.

    Canada did work with the U.S. in OIF and had liasons in the Combined Coaltion Force Land Component..or CFLCC for short.

    Another “slight over sight” by leftards and the MSM I suppose, with all thier asinine caterwauling about “Canada didn’t support the war!!…

    How do I know….I worked directly for the CFLCC in 2003, and lo and behold one day a gentleman approched with a Red Maple leaf flag patch on his fatigues..He was in transit to Baghdad.

    So yep..contrary to popular fatulance wafting from up north and the newsroom…Canada is every bit as complicit in the the “hooOOOOO-rible treatment of Muslims” as the US…

  6. Unregistered Comment by RickJames CANADA

    It was only a matter of time before these animals crawled from the woodwork in my hometown. Canadian society is the perfect breeding grounds for al quaeda - socialist, anti-victim and anti-semetic. I hate this legally trying to get US citizenship…hopefully it won’t take until an attack before I get it. Maybe I could find an ugly chick to plant an anchor baby.

    You guys think that the US didn’t learn from 9/11? Just wait to see what the neutered, self-righteous socialists in canada do upon something like this. The only hope we have is our new prime minister, who actually appears to have some balls.

  7. Unregistered Comment by RickJames CANADA

    BTW, our canadian troops are kicking serious ass in afghanistan, killing dozens of taliban a week. Those men and women are too good to be wearing a canadian flag.

  8. Unregistered Comment by southernprincess UNITED STATES

    RickJames

    LMAO! .. I have some ‘not-so-hot’ girlfriends that just hit 30 … I’ll give them a call for ya

  9. Unregistered Comment by Azygos UNITED STATES

    RickJames,

    Just come on down. Don’t worry about the legal stuff. If you change your name to Jorge, learn to repeat No habla English, and can fill out forms for free food, housing, and medical care you will have more comforts than you have at home.

  10. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    This whole scenario saddens me. I remember my times in British Columbia, a utterly magnificent, beautiful place…salmon fishing, meeting friendly, down to earth folks, showing me with pride their gorgeous scenery, fish canneries and historical sites. They were very kind to me, perhaps enjoying my rapture at what I was seeing.
    Yet now this…..I cannot imagine for the life of me these people rolling over for anybody…..not after the way they gallantly conducted themselves in other conflicts.
    But is it a small, vocal minority expousing these leftist views? Sure, an ostrich can hide his head in the sand…while getting it’s butt kicked. I have a friend in Toronto…..perhaps time to ask some questions. Now we have two borders to watch?

  11. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7 KUWAIT

    Now we have two borders to watch?

    Rememebr the millenium bomber caught up north trying to cross over into Washington State??

    If an attack comes I’m betting it will be via infiltration of the Canadian / US border before it does Mexico.

    1. The southwest border is a hot button issue because of illegals crossing at will and compared to the northern border is “heavily monitored” ..meanwhile up north, no-one is really watching as closely…classic military tactic is to engage an enemey where he least expects it…

    2. Canada has far more Muslim presence due to rather lax immigration practices and a more robost economy in which to live un noticed while plotting an attack.

    3. Terror is cheap but you still need to be able to afford to live while planning the acts. Go to Mexico where employment is atronomical and wages way below the rest of the hempishphere…or Canada with it’s large array of socialized programs and decent oppurtunity to find a job for cover?

  12. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    Lets not forget the fwench speaking provinces of Canada. I still remember my first (and last)trip to Montreal where you were treated with contempt if you didn’t speak frog. Just how sympathetic are these fwench wannabes to English speaking peoples and our security needs? Will they be taking a cue from their Euroweenie idols? I don’t trust them as far as I could fart a baguette shoved up my ass.

  13. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    I don’t trust them as far as I could fart a baguette shoved up my ass.

    Uhhhhh… Sig, why would you ever let ANYONE shove a piece of *spit* fWench *spit* bread up your ass? (Or ANY bread, for that matter?)

    Is this some kind of new fetish going around? If so, count me out.

    Perhaps it’s where the saying “The fWench know which side their bread is buttered on.” comes from?

    How many licks does a fWenchman take to get to the center of an imam’s chocolate star?

    These are questions that inquiring minds would like answered.

  14. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Neither do I, sig94.Itr is quite common for those dependent on you to also hate you for it. French history says it all, no need to elaborate. Maybe they might try shutting down the St Lawrence….? Then again maybe that wouldn’t be such a good idea now, would it?……….we might send some of our vicious, so-called baby killing armed forces up there……personally, let the Muslim’s have Kaybeck. I’m sure the French would love having to do what they do so well…..ask for help.

  15. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7 KUWAIT

    “The 12 adults live in southern Ontario, or Toronto, Canada’s financial capital and largest city. The men from Toronto are Fahim Ahmad, 21, Jahmaal James, 23, Asin Mohamed Durrani, 19, Steven Vikash Chand, alias Abdul Shakur, 25; those from neighboring Mississauga are Zakaria Amara, 20, Asad Ansari, 21, Ahmad Mustafa Ghany, 21, Saad Khalid, 19, Shareef Abdelhaleen, 30, and Qayyum Abdul Jamal, 43. Mohammed Dirie, 22, and Yasim Abdi Mohamed, 24, are from Kingston.”

    Fox just updated thier web-site with the above…

  16. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7 KUWAIT

    In a perfect world the rest of these mutts families would all of a sudden find themselves on the next plane to the Middle East…In Utopia…Dead of sudden lead ingestion…because in short order every last one of them will be caterwauling to the press about “How thier husbands or Friends or Fathers ..etc were GOOD Muslims and they never meant no harm to anyone…” And the Moronicly Stupid Media will lap it up like the Kool- Aid it is…

  17. Stephen Macklin Comment by Stephen Macklin UNITED STATES

    Here is a list of the average white boy canadians arested - at least the adults:

    1. Fahim Ahmad, 21, Toronto;
    2. Zakaria Amara, 20, Mississauga, Ont.;
    3. Asad Ansari, 21, Mississauga;
    4. Shareef Abdelhaleen, 30, Mississauga;
    5. Qayyum Abdul Jamal, 43, Mississauga;
    6. Mohammed Dirie, 22, Kingston, Ont.;
    7. Yasim Abdi Mohamed, 24, Kingston;
    8. Jahmaal James, 23, Toronto;
    9. Amin Mohamed Durrani, 19, Toronto;
    10. Steven Vikash Chand alias Abdul Shakur, 25, Toronto;
    11. Ahmad Mustafa Ghany, 21, Mississauga;
    12. Saad Khalid, 19, of Eclipse Avenue, Mississauga.

    Certainly nothing to profile in that bunch of hog humpers.

  18. Unregistered Comment by RickJames CANADA

    Yea, the french have been a real drain on this country. One thing I will say about the Canadian military, is that despite the country being neutered and the military as a whole is totally insufficient, we have a really, really highly trained array of soldiers. The only thing you’d notice different from our soldiers to the US ones is the flag on the uniform.
    While I totally agree with the US’s general opinion of this country, one thing that can be said is the Canadian military has fought alongside the US’s since WW2. You all might recall the record held by a Canadian sniper in Afghanistan - using a canadian rifle with US bullets in it - he took out a taliban at 1500 metres. Our guys have the skills, just not the gov’t to back them up due to years of liberal rot and socialist self-righteousness.
    We didn’t go to Iraq to help since our prime minister was french liberal. I agreed at the time, since I didn’t think (and still don’t) iraqis were worth western blood being spilled…but I now think more countries, including mine, should be helping more in iraq. I have a couple of friends in the RCMP who are over in the middle east training Iraqi police.
    We need to train the iraqi police to be ruthless, aim them at the enemy, and bring our troops home. No muslim society is worth a drop more of their blood. We just have to make sure the militant muslims don’t get too organized in iraq.

  19. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    Sure there is Stephan, they all live in canada. Good a reason to profile as any.

  20. Unregistered Trackback by The Sandbox UNITED STATES

    Canada Thwarts Terrorists…

    From the AP:Seventeen Canadian residents were in custody Saturday on terrorism- related charges, including plots to use explosives in attacks on Canadian soil, authorities said. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said they arrested 12 male adults and fi…

  21. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Dammit, Stephen, I’m positively turning my brains inside out trying to find a common thread in that list, but so far no luck. I’m sure I’ll crack it eventually, though.

    They’re all male?

    Nah, can’t be it. Dammit, this is hard! ;)

  22. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck UNITED STATES

    DU Loons already out discreting this. Alternate reality is sooooooo much fun.

    George W. Harper is at it again
    Ratcheting up the fear. It’s really sad to watch the country I’ve loved descend into neocon madness. The timetable is just a few years behind the United States, and it’s so painful to watch because the script is being followed so precisely.

  23. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    The Good Emperor sez:

    Dammit, Stephen, I’m positively turning my brains inside out trying to find a common thread in that list, but so far no luck. I’m sure I’ll crack it eventually, though.

    They’re all male?

    I got it!, I know what the common thread is…they all work the security detail for Farrakhan!!

  24. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    RickJames - I read that one of Stephen Harpers plans was to beef up the military. That was another thing about him that infuriated the socialistas in your country. I watched an interview on the CBC with him several years ago and was impressed by him. I remember thinking that this guy will never get elected, and I was both surprised and pleased that he was. Does he still appear to be keeping with his Conservative agenda now that he’s in office? I’m aware of the excellence historically of Canada’s military. Too bad the services have not been given the support they need.

  25. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    Muslim sounding names? All from Toronto or the Toronto ‘Burbs? Can you say Pakistani Immigrants? The sad thing is that I used to LOVE going to Toronto. How sad this is. I wonder what their intended target was?

  26. Unregistered Comment by LC Joseph Dromedary CANADA

    I wonder what their intended target was?

    I’m not sure either as the only target up here that needs a bomb shoved up its ass is the Toronto Maple Leafs.

  27. Unregistered Comment by RickJames CANADA

    It’s too late for Harper to clean the socialism up, canadian society is too far gone.
    Not even a canadian 9/11 would move canadians to arms about anything. Not 10 canadian 9/11’s. Canada has never had the identity of the US. It’s all ‘blame the victim’ here. I don’t want to see anyone hurt at all, but I’m very curious as to how far canadians would need to be pushed before the denial runs out.
    Just watch how canadians handle these recent arrests. To hell with the potential victims, it will be all about what caused these ‘visible minorities’ to be so upset. Anyone pointing a finger directly at the hate that their religion and culture bring about will be called right-wing extremists and be compared to Bush.

    BTW, the intended target would most likely be a tourist attraction like the CN Tower or Air Canada Centre. These guys are obviously too young and stupid to dare an attack on the US embassy, not to mention too cowardly.
    The sick thing is, lots of them are classified as ‘young offenders’, and if you want to be sick, look at how canadians deal with young offenders.

  28. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    I don’t want to see anyone hurt at all, but I’m very curious as to how far canadians would need to be pushed before the denial runs out.

    Talk about denial, I live in socialist Manhattan just north of where the WTC attack took place. There’s still an enormous crater. It would be the equivalent to the CN Tower plus everything in about a 4 block radius around it being turned into landfill. You’d think that it got that way by itself. I’m not sure what it’s going to take here in the US for the liberals to comprehend that what’s going on now is an organized effort by islam to bring down Western Civilization. I’m afraid this time they might succeed. Tolerance is going to kill us.

  29. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    Sooner or later one of these groups is going to get lucky! The left will immediately blame Bush for not doing enough to stop them, doing too much and creating more terrorists and by the way, the economy sucks too!
    Stuck on stupid!

  30. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    And our senators in Washington approved the immigration bill! Superglued on stupid!

  31. Unregistered Comment by cranky UNITED STATES

    Remember the Lackawana Six? Not that far from Toronto to Buffalo or Detroit. Kneecap all of them and then tatoo a pig’s ass on their face.

    I spent five years serving with Canadians — good officers, good NCOs, good people.

  32. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    I’m not sure either as the only target up here that needs a bomb shoved up its ass is the Toronto Maple Leafs.

    Hey, at least they weren’t in the playoffs this year. Of course the Senators didn’t do well against Buffalo, either, dammit! It is hard enough to see a Senators game here on the left coast, and then to have them gone early…

    I doubt that Rodgers Centre was the target…The Jays have not been a contender in several years.

  33. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    I doubt that Rodgers Centre was the target…The Jays have not been a contender in several years.

    I guess that also rules out Safeco Field as a target right?

  34. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    BC,
    As Imperial Torturer, please feel free to add the Self Basting Baguette Butt Plug to your fiendish repertoire.

  35. Unregistered Trackback by Blue Star Chronicles UNITED STATES

    We Have Miles to go Before we Sleep…

    I’ve been spinning my wheels a little lately. Okay a lot. The Haditha story just flew all over me. The liberals/progressives, the MSM, the islamic masses have been having a feeding frenzy at the expense of our Soldiers and our nation….