(Via LC & IB Robert Spencer)

In investigators’ offices, an intricate graph plotting the links between the 17 men and teens charged with being members of a homegrown terrorist cell covers at least one wall. And still, says a source, it is difficult to find a common denominator. [Emphasis ours — Emp.M.]

Please tell us that we’re just watching some sort of new, Monty Python-based, Canadian reality TV show.

Please?

Don’t let whatever pitiful scraps remain of our rapidly dwindling faith in humanity be dashed brutally against the rocks.

Nobody can be that stupid.

Nobody can be allowed to be that stupid.

115 Responses to “Can Somebody Please Help Our Canadian Friends Crack This Nut?”
  1. Unregistered Comment by fluffy UNITED STATES

    SURYA BHATTACHARYA, NASREEN GULAMHUSEIN AND HEBA ALY
    STAFF REPORTERS

    No wonder they can’t find the common denominator.

  2. Unregistered Comment by Quilly Mammoth UNITED STATES

    My thoughts exactly. SURYA BHATTACHARYA, NASREEN GULAMHUSEIN AND HEBA ALY. Nope, no link there.

  3. Unregistered Comment by Useless UNITED STATES

    The Canadians are safe from attack, they don’t have any buildings over 20 stories, have no stock market to speak of, and no monuments to ipmperialistic endeavors. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along…

  4. Unregistered Comment by Useless UNITED STATES

    i kan prof reed to!

  5. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott UNITED STATES

    Ya know to dig holes this deep they are no longer using shovels. Maybe that’s why they need the so much ammonia nitrate. :)

  6. Temujin Comment by Temujin CANADA

    The Canadians are safe from attack

    Too many Canadians think this way, and hopefully this will be the wake-up call we need. We’re in Afghanistan killing Taliban terrorists. We’re in Afghanistan supporting their fledgling democracy. We’re in Afghanistan to help establish and protect the freedoms gained over the last four years.

    Those are three really good reasons why we are not safe from attack. Make no mistake, our enemy will not discriminate. The terrorists in Kabul will try to destroy a Canadian convoy just as soon as they will an American one. It doesn’t make much difference to them.

    If those bastards had not been stopped, they would have carried out an attack on Canadian soil.

  7. Unregistered Comment by coydog CANADA

    Hell, this Canadian gets it. Of course, that’s typical of the Toronto Red Star.

  8. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    You mean the goddamn towels wrapped around their little pin heads wasn’t enough of a give away as to what connected these dots?

    See what happens after decades of socialist, liberal education tainting the minds of people?

  9. TC@LeatherPenguin Comment by TC@LeatherPenguin UNITED STATES

    Like the first two commenters, I took one look at the names of the reporters, then read the question, and thought, “Shit, the McKensie Brothers could answer that one, eh?”

    How friggin’ PC a newspaper do you gotta be that the assignment editor constructed THAT particular tag team to cover this story, and then allowed them to write that numbnutty question in their copy? In my shop, that would be–after a massive beatdown– a firing offense.

  10. TC@LeatherPenguin Comment by TC@LeatherPenguin UNITED STATES

    And Useless is correct: as a former Wall Street denizen, I can assure you, if they took the Toronto Stock Exchange right off the face of the map, no one would notice, since no one ever gave a damn it was their in the first place.

  11. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Ted Bundy reporting on Charles Manson.

  12. Unregistered Comment by jeff UNITED STATES

    “My thoughts exactly. SURYA BHATTACHARYA, NASREEN GULAMHUSEIN AND HEBA ALY. Nope, no link there. ”

    I’ll try to make it simple, the patterns the police are having trouble making is finding out the identities and relationship of all the involved parties. Otherwise they would have to detain every muslim in canada which, while desirable to you, is not practical. The folks listed above are reporters on the case, not RCMP, and are not responsible for solving the case and arresting all those necessary. They write articles.

    Is THAT clear to you now? Bunch of racist crackers should think a bit before engaging keyboard.

  13. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Is THAT clear to you now? Bunch of racist crackers should think a bit before engaging keyboard.

    What’s clear “jeff” is that you are either an ignorant fuckwad that would willingly take a muslim dick up your ass or you are yourself filthy muslim.

    In either case you are a waste of oxygen.

    FOAD

  14. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Jeff, you got it all wrong. I’m an EVIL racist cracker.

    There. HTH. HAND.

    Now, it’s off to mock the race of Islam for me.

  15. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Yo, Jeffie-boy! Since when is Islam a race, you numb-skulled waste of oxygen? “Waaah! Racism!”–I am so sick of the whining losers trotting this nonsense out. This is not about race, you ignorant buffoon. It is about culture. It is about what these freaks believe in, that makes them want to become mass murderers.

    Newsflash for you, you pathetic chunk of a crack-whore’s miscarriage: no matter how much you suck their ass, Jeffie-baby, they will still chop off your stupid head. Which, in your case, will be an improvement.

  16. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Funny how a lib-tard parasite like this Jeff boy can only play the race card when he has nothing substantial or credible to offer as a refutation…

    Maybe Jeff boy got his inspiration from here…:lol:

  17. LC Delftsman3 Comment by LC Delftsman3 UNITED STATES

    Jef, you are living proof that Idiotarianism is truly international in scope.

    As Natasha pointed out, Muslims are NOT a race, and it’s not Islam per se that we’re fighting, but Fanatic Islam.

    The link among the members of the group is their adherence to a virulent form of Islam, plain and simple.

    I truely hope that your form of “thought/logic” isn’t prevelant in your security forces/government; if it is, we’ll have Dhimmis’s to the North to rescue soon.

  18. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Oh no!

    Jeff’s race of Islamo-victims having problems I see… (hit tipe to Gateway blogger)

  19. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Can Somebody Please Help Our Canadian Friends Crack This Nut?

    Hmmm, I wonder if the name, “Nick Berg” rings any bells with these Canadians?

    Canada plot suspect accused of plan to behead PM

  20. MCPO Airdale Comment by MCPO Airdale UNITED STATES

    Think the fact that they all went to the same warehouse, err. . .mosque and listened to whacked-out, death cult nonsense might be the link??

    And Jeff, please SFTU and STFD!

  21. sixfootbrit Comment by sixfootbrit UNITED STATES

    Aaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!

  22. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Damn… Even the Commie News Network managed to mention that several of them went to the same MOSQUE

    Several of the suspects attended the same mosque in a Toronto suburb

  23. Unregistered Comment by jeff UNITED STATES

    “Play the race card”? Oh, come on. You make fun of foriegn sounding reporter names and wisely note the connection that the investigators are looking for is that the perps are all muslim. I’m sure they hadn’t thought of that and now you’ve advanced their case immeasurably. All muslim! So muslim = terrorist? If I only have one race card it’s because you guys have the rest of the deck.
    jeff
    Oh yeah, and LC Ranger 6, make that homophobic racist cracker.

  24. LCJackboot Comment by LCJackboot UNITED STATES

    Clean up on Aisle #23-

    Nice try Jeff or is it Achmed Analspelunkersan?

    We have a corollary here to Godwin’s Rule. It’s Misha’s rule, play the race card and the discusssion is over.

    Bunch of racist crackers should think a bit before engaging keyboard.

    OK- I’m a RASCIST and a HOMOPHOBE, I see your bet and raise you two megatons. Call? Whadda you have?

    Mohammad Attique couldn’t believe the man who had been renting an apartment in his basement for six months is suspected of being a terrorist. He exchanged only brief greetings when he ran into his tenant, Steven Vikash Chand, a 25-year-old Muslim convert who went by the name Abdul Shakur.

    Please notice the issue here, Mr. Attique won’t believe his erstwhile tenant was a Muslim Terrorist.

    but nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion, so we wouldn’t expect you to understand an enemy when you see one at your doorstep.

    Think about the feel of that blade bisecting your external carotid arteries while you masturbate tonight…AssMunch

  25. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    Bunch of racist crackers should think a bit before engaging keyboard.

    mmmmmmm racist crackers….they go well with chile. Everytime I hear some racist slur about arabs, it comes from your side…i.e. “muddy races”, “browns”,

    better find some super glue man, you’ll need it to reattach your head when the “muslim race” gets through with you.

  26. LC Delftsman3 Comment by LC Delftsman3 UNITED STATES

    All muslim! So muslim = terrorist?

    Yeah, pretty much Jeff. Not
    allMuslims are terrorists, but all terrorists ARE Muslim….don’t see whats so hard to figure out about that…

    (And Yes, I DO remember Oklahoma City, and there have been indications that that was Muslim inspired, if not carried out directly by Islamofacists, just “fellow travelers”)

  27. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A. UNITED STATES

    No wonder they can’t find the common denominator.

    My thoughts exactly. SURYA BHATTACHARYA, NASREEN GULAMHUSEIN AND HEBA ALY. Nope, no link there.

    *shakes head in mock sorrow*

    jeff, if you think that constitutes ‘making fun’, you must have:

    1) an abysmally low threshold for pain, and

    2) apparently not visited this blog much before. (Ever, even?) Around here, with that first one; boy, you ARE in the wrong place!

    What, did you think Anti-idiotarian Rottweiler was some new-age euphemism for PuppiesNRainbowsRUs?

    ONE MORE TIME, from the bleachers!: Islam is NOT a race, it’s a religion! And even that’s a Helluva stretch. It more closely resembles a cross between a brain-washing cult and the Black Plague.

    Can you hear me now? GOOD!

  28. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Jeffie-boy, for the 10,000,000th time, you drooling leftardian abortion: Islam is NOT a fucking race. Muslims are NOT a race. Get it through your thick deformed skull. Until you do, quit whining and get lost. Your persistent cries for attention make you appear even more of a loser than you already are.

  29. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Funny thing is, little Jeffie-bitch is most likely a lily-white pimple-faced mall rat who thinks he is “gangsta”, listens to some terminally retarded rap “artist” and walks around with pants 10 sizes too large hanging around his knees while talking about “Hatin’ da crackaz!” and twisting his scrawny little fingers into gang signs.

  30. Agent Orange Comment by Agent Orange MALAYSIA

    To be fair, it’s the Canadian cops who have trouble establishing a common denominator, not the reporters.

    Of course, that doesn’t excuse the whitewashing of the terrorists done in the article.

  31. Unregistered Comment by jeff UNITED STATES

    Princess, nice try. Actually I’m a fifty year old white guy, retired AF colonel, who loves to bowl. I listen to Eminem and Linkin Park some because my teenage sons (who aren’t pimply either) do so I can keep up with what they are inputing but I listen to a lot of other stuff, too including some country. I own plenty of guns but have never thought of popping a cap on someone. (at someone? with someone?)
    As for the rest of you guys: You sure spend a lot of time thinking of places to put penises where they don’t belong. With this heavily gay administration (Rove, Rice, McClellan, etc.) I can understand that but please, I’m as hetero as they go. If this is your way of asking for a date, I’m not your type (too straight, too liberal).
    What’s with the “LC” in front of everyone’s names anyway. Surely not “Left of Center”. “Loves Christ”? “Loser Cracker”?

  32. LCJackboot Comment by LCJackboot UNITED STATES

    Actually I’m a fifty year old white guy, retired AF colonel

    Tossing the BULLSHIT flag on that play.

    MORE TO FOLLOW !!!!!

  33. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Jeff is full of crap. Typical leftardian moron: making up shit about himself to give himself credibility. Jeff, you are a loser and a liar. Now piss off, you are starting to get boring.

  34. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    And yes, little Jeffie-bitch has confirmed that he is some drooling leftard youngster with his latest post. Kid, you are so full of shit you need a new asshole.

  35. LCJackboot Comment by LCJackboot UNITED STATES

    Do you want to debate or deflect the issue ?, your choice….

    We’ve dealt with your kind before without breaking a sweat. So what’s your point? Try being lucid and articulate instead of shooting off the old tired lefty memes and taunts of projection…..

    Oh..sorry I suppose you are waiting for the fax from Michael Moore. After all you’ve already played every card in your hand, -racist, -homophobe and don’t hold your breath waiting for anyone here to defend the administration at the moment.

    Do you think that any of your particular “credentials” real or imagined give you a pass on being an IDIOT? They come in all shapes, sizes, colors, genders and wear uniforms or civvies.

    Now make your point or bugger-off SIR !!!!

  36. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Bah! He is just a stupid troll who thinks everyone else is as gullible as he is. He just wants some attention. But he has to be a lot more interesting than that. He is not even a good liar, and is certainly one lousy writer.

  37. Unregistered Comment by jeff UNITED STATES

    You still didn’t tell me what all the LC’s stand for.
    jeff
    And this will kill you. I really am a retired colonel and your’re paying me 75K a year for the time I spent. Forever! Thanks!

    LCJackboot: I made my point that the original post was silly because identifying 19 muslims in canada doesn’t make it that easy to crack the organization because there are thousands (millions?) of muslims in that country. I also pointed out that the reporters with the funny names weren’t the ones responsible for the investigation, or necessarily terrorists themselves. For that observation, “point” if you will, you all can’t seem to come up with anything other than I must be gay terrorist islamofascist pimply teenager leftard because a military man (27 years actually) couldn’t possibly disagree with the original premise.
    You bore me. I’ll check one more time to see if anyone answers the question about all the “LC’s” and then I’ll leave you to your cybernetic circle jerk. Promise.

  38. LCJackboot Comment by LCJackboot UNITED STATES

    Good Point N@—-

    He just wants some attention

    yup, his pathetic pecker filed for divorce..bloody wanker ‘e is…

    …*Yawn*…..

  39. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Blah-blah-blah. The leftardian liar continues to whine. Piss off already.

  40. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Trolls just ain’t what they used to be…this one no different than many others..text book……a final comment and run like hell. I was hoping for a cogent argument, all I see is the usual hair splitting. Well, no problem……I would like to see some decent writing, though…..sp back under the bridge countin’ change……

  41. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    This assclown sashayed in here squealing “Racists! Crackers!” When he got bitch-slapped he started lying about himself, as if it would change anything.

  42. LCJackboot Comment by LCJackboot UNITED STATES

    My cat could’ve done the smackdown on the asshat. Jeez I love it when they do that shit Nat.

    Caveman- Buddy I agree. I guess they just can’t get the Mark II Beta Version troll working. Libs would have a stroke if they stumbled onto a cogent thought let alone make an argument based on it. It would smack of reality for them, can’t upset their fantasy can we? You know unicorns and purple dinosaurs. Can’t we all just get along…..

  43. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    Princess, nice try. Actually I’m a fifty year old white guy, retired AF colonel,

    yeah, right…you don’t act like any Colonel I ever knew. Air Force officers are a whole hell of a lot more intelligent and articulate than you can ever hope to be…..

    Funny, you seem to use the same pattern of argument as a troll that I ran into over at Petjawa not too long ago, but THAT troll claimed to be a Ranger. You sure get around don’tcha

  44. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    I actually have a stuffed purple dinosaur a stegosaurus….sitting on a shelf to my left. I named him Detox after an old friend from my drinkin’ daze….
    But I think of an army officer…my dad was an army officer…….the word contrast belies my feelings…..

  45. LCJackboot Comment by LCJackboot UNITED STATES

    OK Colonel- Try reading the post with a bit more comprehension:

    And still, says a source, it is difficult to find a common denominator.

    hmmmm….unnamed source that just so happens to deflect the obvious with a littel subtle misdirection, curious? No?

    So, the curious reader would ask themselves…Is the reporter making that up out of whole cloth to fit a personal agenda OR is it a truthful quote from said unnamed source and what would their agenda be?

    Next:

    The suspects are mainly teens and men in their young 20s, with the exception of 43-year-old Qayyum Abdul Jamal, a bus driver and recognized figure at a Mississauga Islamic centre.

    hmad Mustafa Ghany, a 21-year-old health sciences graduate from McMaster University, was born in Canada, the son of a doctor who emigrated from Trinidad and Tobago in 1955. He and Zakaria Amara, 20, are married to sisters, and were wed by the same Scarborough imam.

    See the pattern here? The writer and/or the authorities controlling the information flow are deliberately avoiding calling the suspects MUSLIM.

    Still not getting it?

    Going out and looking for marginalized youth, if we can call it that, and other ones it’s common association within a community.”

    In this case that’s a direct quote from the RCMP spokesmen. Maginalized, common community association, he if said “if we can call it that”. That is deliberate misdirection. PC taken to idiocy. The alleged terrorists are marginalized because they are RADICAL muslims. The common community association is SOP for terror cells, Canada and Europe have allowed the balkanization of communities permitting radical muslim elements to move freely within them in their machinations. Hide in plain sight because we can take full advantage of playing the race card for cover. PC is our friend.

    Now the last step, I’m going to requote myself but allow me to finish MY point:

    Mohammad Attique couldn’t believe the man who had been renting an apartment in his basement for six months is suspected of being a terrorist. He exchanged only brief greetings when he ran into his tenant, Steven Vikash Chand, a 25-year-old Muslim convert who went by the name Abdul Shakur.

    For the boys who played basketball with Fahim Ahmad, they believed the charges are simply wrong. And the mother of a 24-year-old who was already dealing with the fact that her son was in jail on gun charges, was devastated by the terrorism charges. “I did not bring up my children in Canada to teach them to kill,” Yasin Abdi Mohamed’s mother said yesterday.

    That community is actively denying or hiding these radicals, and THAT is the point. The moderate muslim community has yet to denounce the radicals in their own communities, a government that goes out of it’s way not to create any “perceived” offenses of Islam and making hyper-PC policy a suicide pact. The mother whose son is already in trouble with firearms charges, piously bleating that she didn’t bring up her children in Canada to teach them to kill. What does Canada, Britain or Upper Slobovia have to do with that lesson you daft cow?- that’s YOUR job.

    We didn’t make fun of the names of the reporters, but it’s foolish to ignore circumstantial evidence that their not-to-subtle spin on the story is intentional… perhaps, maybe, just possibly related to the writer’s own cultural lens.

    Get It Now?

    I’ve wasted way too much of my time dealing with your sorry ass. It’s a sad day that a lowly former enlisted man like myself has to give a lesson to a full-bird…SHIT BIRD that would be…

    …mheh…

    and oh just so you aren’t disappointed…LC= Loyal Citizen, both concepts you might have difficulty understanding, but that’s a lesson for a different day.

    Thanks for flying Rottweiler Airlines, we’ve reached our cruising altitude of 35,000 feet and passengers may disembark now..do mind the step please

  46. Unregistered Comment by jeff UNITED STATES

    jaybear: I guess you don’t know a lot of colonels. I know a bunch (some generals,too!) but they’re probably asshats as well. The military is the closest thing we have to a true meritocracy where people rise and fall based on talent and work ethic. How brown their skin is, which god they worship, and how unpronouncable their names are has nothing to do with it. Try it some time. It might do you some good.

    Lc hj caveman (there’s that lc thing again): Third generation career military. My dad was an officer also, a hard core republican until 2004 or so. Feels massively betrayed by current administration. Probably doesn’t know he’s an asshat but I don’t have the heart to tell him.

    Princess: you still don’t get it. Haven’t lied about a thing. Go back and read original post and tell me HONESTLY that there is no whiff of racism there. Sorry about cracker comments though, I can only judge by what spools off folks post. True I don’t know them personally. They just sound like ignorant crackers on this blog.

    LC jackboot: Folks in here aren’t interested in debate. It’s more like “join in pack-think or be an asshat”.

    Well girls, it’s been fun but no one has an answer on the LC thing (must be your secret club) and I’ve other things to do this evening…you know, overthrowing the government and sending checks to terrorists and all. Toodles.

  47. LCJackboot Comment by LCJackboot UNITED STATES

    Read the fucking post Jeff….and you can toodle my ass with your tongue.

    We’ll debate your ass right into the ground, but you didn’t get in the fight choosing to taunt and project.

    F.U.C.K. YOU

  48. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    and……he runs away

    didn’t even bother to read the answer to LC that Jackboot so generously gave….how rude

  49. LCJackboot Comment by LCJackboot UNITED STATES

    Thanks Jaybear my friend- he just had to toss in the final gratuitous “girls” bit. He got his ass handed to him by the fair Princess Nat.

    Now I’m in the mood for tomorrow’s case !!!!!

    G’ Night

  50. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    got your six Jackboot…..

    now….who’s got mine?

  51. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Greetings, Gentlemen……He’s back under the bridge……….he didn’t read your post…..Jackboot.

  52. LCJackboot Comment by LCJackboot UNITED STATES

    Jaybear…Got your Six and all my friends here too..of course he didn’t read it or he would be assuming room temperature now….

    Be careful for what you wish and all that

  53. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Slapped the stubborn liar clear the hell out of here. He was still too stupid to comprehend that Islam is not a race, and still insisted on keeping up the charade about himself. Why do leftards insist on pulling this crap?

  54. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    The Good Princess sez:

    Why do leftards insist on pulling this crap?

    ‘cuz they’re convinced of their superiority, and don’t expect us ignorant vassals to have the brains to call them on their crap.

    Good smackdown Princess, that one qualifies for WWE status!

    I wonder if the “air force colonel” knows what “got your six” means? anybody wanna give me odds?

  55. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    anybody wanna give me odds?

    In a word, no.

  56. Apollyon Comment by Apollyon UNITED STATES

    What’s amazing to me, although I’m not surprised, is that the Clueless Canadians™ have come out and expressed their surprise that they would be targeted. These ignoramuses even said to the effect: “How can we be on the Islamists hit-list? We’re nicer than Americans and opposed the Iraq war.” These people are so dense that they’re a danger to themselves. France also opposed the Iraq war you fools but what did it get them? It got them several weeks of having their cities and cars burned by Islamic goat fuckers. Do these morons not realize that if you’re not on all fours facing east with your ass in the air 5 times a day and your women aren’t wearing 7th century potato sacks then you’re an infidel who must be killed? Have they never heard of the Caliphate? Liberalism has decomposed their brains.

    Reporter says to a Canadian: “What do you think about the arrest of the Muslims that wanted to mass murder Canadians?”

    Canadian: “Shhhh! Don’t say muslim too loud [while standing in a puddle of his own piss] you might make them angry….In regards to the arrests: JOOOOOOOS AND AMERICANS ARE EVIL!”

  57. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A. UNITED STATES

    I wonder if the “air force colonel” knows what “got your six” means? anybody wanna give me odds?

    Meaning or concept? Either way, I doubt it.

  58. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    Quoth’d Jeff:

    The military is the closest thing we have to a true meritocracy where people rise and fall based on talent and work ethic. How brown their skin is, which god they worship, and how unpronouncable their names are has nothing to do with it.

    :lol:

    True in some cases. Unless you happen to have graduated from the AF Academy, the Citadel or Texas A&M. Then you can (in many cases) be a clueless fucktard, who happens to tongue the correct rectums, and you can slurp your way right up into the rank of “Full-of-shit-bird Colonel”. Been there, seen it, loathed it. (Note: Many fine, brave and outstanding officers have graduated from these hallowed institutions. I just happened to know too many totally useless wastes of protoplasm from there to give much of a fuck about ‘em.)

    Now, how many licks DID it take for you to get to the center of Gen. Clarke’s brown star?

  59. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    They just sound like ignorant crackers on this blog.

    BTW, you festering fuckwit, “crackerIS a racist slur.

    “Mr. Pot, Meet Mr. Kettle.”

    Fuckhead.

  60. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    This loser won’t be back. At least not under the same screen name and not as a pretend Colonel.
    Stupid schmuck came in, showed his ass, got slapped, came back, started digging deeper by making up bullshit stories as he went along, got called on it. He may return later on as a different person, but the pattern is the same. Letfards…

  61. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Oh yeah, and LC Ranger 6, make that homophobic racist cracker.

    jeffy, I’m not homophobic. That means a fear of homosexuals. You don’t scare me at all.

    Actually I’m a fifty year old white guy, retired AF colonel, who loves to bowl

    BWWAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

    Translation: “Actually, I’m a fifteen year old girl and daughter to a crack whore who loves to blow.”

    Pathetic.

    Emperor, you really need to relax the troll guards. The shit that’s seeping through isn’t worth the effort these days.

  62. Unregistered Comment by carl UNITED STATES

    It is testimony to your patriotism and intelligence that you alone were able to “crack this nut” and were willing to clue the rest of us in on it. If you had not spoken up, we might never have figured out they were muslims.

    Do they give out pulitzers for blogs yet? I know who I would like to nominate. Keep up the good work.

  63. Unregistered Comment by carl UNITED STATES

    Oh, and in the interest of exposing fake posters, I strongly suspect that princessnatasha is not an actual princess.

    [Insert obligatory defamatory statement against princessnatasha asserting that she is homosexual/mentally retarded/racist/evil here]

  64. Unregistered Comment by carl UNITED STATES

    Finally (last one, I promise), stating that individuals are “homophobic” is not an assertion that said individuals are afraid of homosexuals, but rather an assertion that these individuals’ irrational and misplaced rage towards homosexuals suggests a fear that they are, in fact, homosexuals themselves.

    The proof? Every other poster who immediately labels this poster a “fag” and proceeds to graphically describe homosexual acts. They would not be so fixated and angry were they not so confused and scared by their own sexuality.

  65. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    OK, jeff/carl/Jesse MacBeth-with-a-spell-checker: Thank you for the entertainment, not to mention the priceless lesson in pop psychology re: “homophobia.”

    I am well aware of the “you’re just against it because you’re one yourself” pathetic attempt at “argument”, as I’m sure most people are. We ought to be, seeing as how it’s something we become familiar with in Kindergarten. IKYABWAI. Look it up.

    Of course, the fact that it fails to impress even Kindergarteners seems to be lost on the self-proclaimed “adults” who insist on using it for the rest of their lives, thinking themselves awfully clever for doing so.

    Which is as it should be. Everybody needs something that can help make them feel good about themselves, and Heaven knows that functional retards need it more than most.

    Carry on, diddums.

    P.S.: In case you doubt my credentials, I’m actually a professor of psychology as well as a four star General who has served in both world wars and most other conflicts on this rock. Every bit as much as you’re an AF Colonel.

  66. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Isn’t that cute. Our little trollgirl jeffy slithers back in as “carl”.

    What are you now jeffy? A retired Brigadier General from the Coast Guard?

  67. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    And I am not a Princess. It’s no secret. I am actually the Queen of Russia, in exile. I am also a renegade secret operative working under deep cover to build up the EEEeeeeeviiil BushHitlerHalliburtonRacistHomophobicIslamophobic Conspiracy™ worldwide and to perfect the Machinery of Oppression™. As well as to design a motor for my Humvee that will run exclusively on pureed leftards and jihadis (Michael Moore’s fat ass should be able to power it for at least a few months!). But that is only when I have free time from operating my brand-new hog farm (with inmates as employees) at Gitmo.

    Pork chops akbar!!

  68. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    How predictable those leftards are! What did I say, a while ago? The schmuck would slither in, under another screen name, but the semi-literate whine full of memorized phrases will still be the same, thus exposing him yet again for a pathetic, cheap fraud that all leftards are. I just didn’t realize how soon this moron would pull this nonsense. He really must think the rest of the world is as dumb as he is. Nice try, loser.

  69. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    If this asshat is an AF Col, I’d be willing to bet he got a dishonorable discharge for losing his fucking mind. NO USAF Col would ever post this crap or use the word “toodles”. Or use slang about a bunch of people they’ve never seen as a racist cracker.

    Where do these tools come from? Fucking disgraceful posers. My father, retired USAF Lt. Col would NEVER, EVER talk this type of shit unless he lost his fucking mind. Very sad.

  70. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Leftards love to pose as either high-ranking military officers, or Rangers, or Special Ops guys. Because in real life, these leftards are pathetic, weak, impotent filthy losers and are, in their seething envy, trying to disgrace and subvert the heroes they will never be.

  71. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    If this asshat is an AF Col, I’d be willing to bet he got a dishonorable discharge for losing his fucking mind. NO USAF Col would ever post this crap or use the word “toodles”. Or use slang about a bunch of people they’ve never seen as a racist cracker.

    Not to mention that upon being challenged, those of us who have actually served would immediately disclose units served in and years there.

    So jeffy/carl/trollgirl, we’re waiting.

    *expectation level in the dirt*

  72. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    My father was CES unit, on the Inspector General’s team. Fake AF Col, what base would the Inspector General’s team be based out of? ANY AF Col with brass on a base would know this and what the team did. I want to know what this so called Col did. I also would like to see if he can explain the military presense in Egypt and what that mission is called and what it is trying to accomplish. No claiming this would EVER spew this shit.

  73. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    And BEFORE you call me a racist cracker, it might behoove your dumbass to find out a little bit about me, you racist piece of ratshit.

  74. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    OK, jeff/carl/Jesse MacBeth-with-a-spell-checker: Thank you for the entertainment, not to mention the priceless lesson in pop psychology re: “homophobia.”

    Hmmm, game, set, and match to Misha and others who don’t buy into the homo value system that attempts to reinvent reality…:lol:

  75. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Finally (last one, I promise), stating that individuals are “homophobic” is not an assertion that said individuals are afraid of homosexuals, but rather an assertion that these individuals’ irrational and misplaced rage towards homosexuals suggests a fear that they are, in fact, homosexuals themselves.

    From dictionary.com:

    ho mo•pho bic adj.: prejudiced against homosexual people.

    I’m not prejudiced against homosexual people. Why should I be? Natural selection will take care of the issue in due time. Your definition of “homophobic” is obviously your individual and personal definition based on the cheerleaders and girl scouts that kick the shit out of you for fun.

    Here’s a clue, stop speaking with a lisp and firm up your wrists. You’ll get beat up less. The beatings won’t stop completely, but maybe you’ll reach 25 with a few of your original teeth left.

  76. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    I suspect the colonels and generals the little freak spends a lot of time in the company of are Colonel Sanders and General Tso–famous for their CHICKEN!!!

  77. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    It’s kind of cute how his mutliple personalities are coming out. I wonder what his other personalities allow him to be? I definitely think a toilet bowl is one.

  78. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    In a former life, he was known as Major Clusterfuck. Before that he was “Private Stroker”.

  79. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Nah. A toilet bowl is too clean for the likes of him. he is more like a shit-hole in a primitive waterless toilet.

  80. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    LOL, in between becoming Captain Butt Crunch, he was Le-tune-it Hummer.

  81. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    I didn’t say what type of toilet bowl. The type I was referring to is full of shit because it is backed up from his other personality being full, you know, the septic tank.

  82. Unregistered Comment by carl UNITED STATES

    Sorry kids - I’m not Jeff. Nor have I ever served in the military (nor will I serve in this one - despite heavy ongoing recruiting by me of the Natl. Guard to accept a JAG commission - until the leadership of this country demonstrates any degree of respect for my fellow citizens that serve).

    Nevertheless, I would like to make a couple of points:

    1. Note that I have avoided personal attacks, aside from a light-hearted jab at Princess Natasha (who was singled out only as a foil to make the broader point that no one can seem to post withouth juvenile name-calling). Many people consider this a ground rule for civilized conversation.

    2. I noted the proper meaning of “homophobia” because a poster had used it incorrectly. If you are secure in your sexuality and not afraid that you are actually gay, you are likely not homophobic. In contrast, if you hate homosexuals (or any other subgroup of human beings) you are simply a bigot (unless you genuinely fear being gang-raped by roving packs of homosexuals, which is highly unlikely - both the fear and the event). It’s a fact of life, and whatever basis you may have for this hate (e.g. religion) doesn’t change what it really is.

    3. Chill the fuck out. The vast majority of posters here (and on the internet in general) are unimportant nobodys. I am one too. Nobody (who actually is important or has something to contribute) really cares about petty, angry rants on a blog. Stop taking everything so personally. Go back to work, or school, or retirement, and stop screaming at anyone who disagrees with your views. Or don’t, and just save time and have a stroke now.

    So, with that, I guess I will “slither” on out of here. I would promise not to let the door hit my ass on the way out, but I am loathe to grant the actual homophobic posters on this site another opportunity to latch on to and graphically describe their unaddressed impulses.

  83. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    So, with that, I guess I will “slither” on out of here. I would promise not to let the door hit my ass on the way out, but I am loathe to grant the actual homophobic posters on this site another opportunity to latch on to and graphically describe their unaddressed impulses.

    *Yaaaaaawn*

    Who was that masked man?

  84. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    Hey asshole, I am not homophobic. And if you AREN’T Jeff, then why were you so fucking offended. Too bad they don’t give pulitzers for stupidity, you would be able to have ONE thing to put under the creditials of your career as a dumbass troll who likes to accuse people he doesn’t know of their value system.

    Too bad they don’t grow brain cells, you seem seriously depleted. Moron.

  85. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    Hey asshole, I am not homophobic. And if you AREN’T Jeff, then why were you so fucking offended. Too bad they don’t give pulitzers for stupidity, you would be able to have ONE thing to put under the creditials of your career as a dumbass troll who likes to accuse people he doesn’t know of their value system.

    Too bad they don’t grow brain cells, you seem seriously depleted. Moron.

  86. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    And the troll blabbers on. And yes, you ARE the same troll under a different name. Cut the bullshit, already, nobody here is as dumb as you. As to taking posts seriously, especially yours? People are just having fun with you. Whiny, preachy trolls are great entertainment.You are the one taking your stupid, politically-correct self too seriously. And you look absolutely hilarious doing so.

  87. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    Maybe if he would morph into being Inspector Gadget, he would find it was the website OWNER who outed him. Pretty fucking simple when you have access to IP addies. What a fucking lying tool. Liars suck.

  88. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    I bet this creep will come back, under yet another name, but his lousy writing style will give him away, as usual.

  89. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Ah, the fun of troll-bashing. Too bad he was such a low-quality troll. But it’s better than nothing, I guess. He even thinks people are being serious while responding to him! What a dumbass! Dude, you are being a court jester to the people here. A village idiot for a day. Nobody is interested in what you have to say. You are being played with, because your words hold absolutely no value, save the ability to make people here laugh at your pompous, ridiculous ass.

  90. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat HONG KONG

    Jeff, I’m currently on the ground here in A-stan, andI’m betting squarely that you’re bullshitting about the whole retired military thing, just like MacBeth. YES, I currently put you both in the same boat until I see something tangible. I’ve anted up proof of my service to those who have asked to see it, and will be stateside soon. Even if you are retired military, you’re obviously a politics - driven ticket puncher that didn’t give a damn about anything other than his 201 file!

  91. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat HONG KONG

    Carl, I currently assume you’re one and the same as “Jeff”. C’mon, I’m on the ground here in a war zone, and as an enlisted grunt, I can honestly say that you’re wussing out of a cushy rear-echelon desk job, so stick to the deep-fat fryer job at your local mall food court, and stay OUT of my Army with that attitude! We’re well supplied over here, as well as well-fed. (John Murtha, your obvious hero, is a lying sack of shit!) Now, go back to youe water pipe, and your Clinton fantasies.

  92. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    BTW, you festering fuckwit, “cracker” IS a racist slur.

    You’re right, BC, it sure is, along with its vicous little cousin “white trash.” But I guess racial epithets are OK to vomit onto white people. That doesn’t count as racism, according to the lefty snotnoses.


    I’m a fifty year old white guy, retired AF colonel, who loves to bowl. I listen to Eminem and Linkin Park

    . I love long walks on the beach and watching sunsets. Looking for S/W/B/A/M to share my life and love. Rep. to: Ret. AF Col. Jeffy-Carl.”

  93. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    I meant “vicious little cousin.”

  94. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Ha! Trolls are so rare nowadays, everyone wants a piece!If this kid was full of shite before, he must be a little less full of it now, judging from the number of new arseholes people tore him.

  95. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    Ha! Trolls are so rare nowadays, everyone wants a piece!

    This all reminds me of the old days on the Rottie [wipes away a tear], Princess Natasha. All of you are still in fine form.

  96. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    And who can forget our resident troll, Caspian. Poor little insane fool. I will NEVER forget him defending beastiality or the excuse about how he was so fucked up because mommy and daddy wouldn’t give him the computer he wanted…. Waaaaaahhhh, call me the waaaaaaambulance.

  97. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Caspian was something else! Now, that was an example of typical spoiled-rotten leftard, who would whine about everything. Shit, if the soy milk in his latte was too cold, it was a 10-Valium tragedy.

  98. LCJackboot Comment by LCJackboot UNITED STATES

    *Checking Watch*

    Thanks fellow Rotts, I see the dayshift got in on the fun.

    Obviously he didn’t get a good enough dose of reality last night. What a glutton for punishment. At least Caspian had one or two rational ideas (accidentally). I wouldn’t be surprised if carl/jeff/col (ret) is a relative.

    Persistent little shit maybe his next sock should be HERPES.

    buwahhhhaaaahaaaaa

  99. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Jesus, look at what I missed….oh well. Just can’t seem to face reality, can they? The old race card isn’t working, much to their dismay. Not surprising when you consider that Persians are not Arabs, and Arabs are not Persians. Yet damn near all of them are Muslims. Christians aren’t trying to kill me..or Hindus, not Buddhists or Jains…just Muslims. And homophobia…..Muslims generally execute them. So we are pikers in that regard. Leave it to the libtards to desperately seek to impart the notion that unless you concur with them you are some throwback to the stone age. Not that I give a shit what they think, for I don’t. Time to increase the tolls on that bridge…fucking losers….all of them.

  100. Xystus Comment by Xystus UNITED STATES

    Last–again!

    SURYA BHATTACHARYA

    Indic, I’d guess, & not suggesting a Muslim so much as a Hindu.

    On the subject of colonels, real or feigned: While on record as never having served in the Forces, I did know one retired US Army colonel, who was married to my dad’s sister. He died, of natural causes, this spring, & would have waited till August for interment in Arlington National Cemetery except for the intervention of a general pal. That’s why I’m still catching up with the Rott, having just returned from VA the other day. I didn’t make this $#|+ up.

  101. Unregistered Comment by carl UNITED STATES

    You are all rotten, miserable pricks.

    Nevertheless, I didn’t realize that this was all in good fun. Knowing that, I will take it all in stride. I will even add to the fun with a little joke of my own.

    What do you get when you cross Ronald Reagan with Alzheimer’s disease?

    Justice.

    See you in hell.

  102. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat HONG KONG

    Carl, go back to your waterpipe, and then to your local gay bath house for a WAAAAAH session. JAG commision, my ass! Like I said, stick to your job deepfrying at the local mall food court. If you’re that thin-skinned, you’re posting on the WRONG site! You’re going to get what you dish out here, so if you can’t stand the heat, stay OUT of this kitchen, child!

  103. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    oooh! Poor little carl. His sugarboy Zarky got his ass fried today and is already in hell. Go see him, carly-darling, why don’t you, you whimpering little bitch!

  104. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Ha! And we did it again! Reduced a libtard to a hissy fit, and he stormed off to cry into his pillow. But not without a parting snivel, through indignant tears and while hyperventilating: “You…You..meanies!!! You go to hell! Waaaaaaaaaa”. What a loser. No wonder bullies at school gave him the most swirlies and atomic wedgies. now, he’s got an e-swirlie, and an e-wedgie. Poor schmuck. Just when he thought he was safe. Tee-hee-hee!

  105. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    This sorry-ass wanker will have to “up” his Prozac again. Maybe we should send him a Teddy-bear and some feel-good “Lifetime” flicks.

  106. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    Only on the internet will someone calle me a “rotten, miserable prick”. HAHAHAHAHAHA

    We are making fun of him, and he makes fun of someone with a disease. How noble of this libtard who claims JAG wanted him.

    Can’t address lies, so he attacks a dead man. That’s the lib trait we know so well. In response to us making fun of it based on his ludicrous claims. Not even classic anymore.

    Honey, if you ever saw me, you would not be calling me nothing. Because I would be ramming down your throat a nice big tall glass of shut the fuck up.

  107. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck UNITED STATES

    Maybe we should send him a Teddy-bear and some feel-good “Lifetime” flicks.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I usually don’t admit this but I’ve worked on several of them thar flicks. They are PERFECT for jeffy.

  108. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant UNITED STATES

    Carla/Jeffi/whatever-the-fuck-your-name-is:

    See you in hell.

    18959 Lina St #601
    Dallas, TX

    Come spew any of that to my face, chickenshit, and I’ll be happy to help you get there.

    Anytime your balls grow past the size of pinheads, chump.

  109. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck UNITED STATES

    Al Zarqwai was an evil bastard, it’s just a shame he wasn’t killed in Haditha.

    Yeah you are so clever you snide piece of shit. Us right wing rubes now understand that the entire military are indiscriminate murdering swine and they only could do good if they stumble and kill someone evil while gleefully killing all the angelic brown people.

    You are as stupid as you are loathsome. Put your worthless head on the railroad tracks and do the world a huge favor.

  110. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck UNITED STATES

    Accck, I accidentaly hit submit while borrowing the html here.

    I was answering a perpetually vile creep over here. A more worthy troll bashing has never.

  111. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Ha! That troll sounds completely fucking insane. Prime candidate to go work at my newly-opened hog farm at Gitmo.

  112. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    You are all rotten, miserable pricks.

    Nevertheless, I didn’t realize that this was all in good fun. Knowing that, I will take it all in stride. I will even add to the fun with a little joke of my own.

    You “didn’t realize” that your boyfriend was lying when he told you that he’d give you a “courtesy tap“, either, you fuckin’ pussy.

    Now, go back to your stall at the Flying J truckstop and wait for your next glory hole customer to show up and stay the fuck off the ‘Net.

  113. LCJackboot Comment by LCJackboot UNITED STATES

    What do you get when you cross Ronald Reagan with Alzheimer’s disease?

    oww that hurt…. (/satire)

    Notice how he didn’t bother to get in the fight again after I kicked his ass on #45, so he resorted to banging his sippy cup on the high chair.

    You’ve been outed shitbag:

    *JB-That was Spats’ addy. He was inviting the Major Catastrophe over to party.— B.*

    We could advise you that a lot of posters here actually live within an easy drive of that address. Why don’t you ask your pal Michael Crooks over in Syracuse next time he tickles your colon with his pathetic pee-pee or is it your turn to pitch?

    just sayin’ that’s all.

    Ohhh if you want some justice meet me at 41.54098 N x 72.07235 W. You’re a shit-bird Colonel right? Do some land navigation and slither your ass to that point, even a klik or so radius will do…gimme the time and we’ll discuss the matter more…

  114. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Poor baby…fuck you Carl…and one proud miserable prick to you, fuckhead……LOLOLOLOL. Loser.

  115. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Carla/Jeffi/whatever-the-fuck-your-name-is:

    Sad as it is that I must go back this far to beat a troll, couldn’t resist.

    You are all rotten, miserable pricks.

    More penis envy. I knew you were a homely fag or helen thomas. You talk way too much about sex of any sort. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Your left hand must be a bastion of strength.

    Nevertheless, I didn’t realize that this was all in good fun. Knowing that, I will take it all in stride. I will even add to the fun with a little joke of my own.

    What do you get when you cross Ronald Reagan with Alzheimer’s disease?

    Justice.

    Ah yes. Now we know that you are, in fact, a skinny faggot that enlisted in the Army to enlarge your inventory of possible gerbil buddies only to be disappointed when you were hauled up the first flag pole on post and dropped on your ass unceremoniously on the top where you moaned for three days until the post Chaplain took pity, forced you to come down and started your chapter paper work.

    Of course you would seek revenge by attacking the president that said you fudge packers aren’t worthy of service to this great country.

    See you in hell.

    I was there three days ago. I looked for you, but of course you weren’t there just like you’ll never respond to BC’s kind invitation either.

    Worthless waste of air and coward. I pity you. You’ll die alone, miserable, penniless and with a gerbil still spelunking it’s way toward your mouth.

    Poor gerbil.

    FOAD.