…to celebrate the long overdue demise of Abu Musab al-Puree, I may just explode.
Sorry I haven’t had much to say yet, but I’ve been out of the house all day, wearing the biggest, shit-eatingest grin on my face that I can remember.
Of course, to add euphoria to ecstasy, the little goat molester also happened to be on my Imperial Dead Pool List, so I got myself a satisfying score out of it too. My only regret is that I had hoped so much that the neck-sawing bastard, when he finally got exterminated, would suffer all the torments of Hell, but that’s not likely when somebody drops a 500lb Instant Headache on your sorry, camel-felching ass.
You have, I presume, all seen the video already, but if you haven’t, you can watch it here. Allahpundit is, indeed, great.
Oh, and can we hear a BOO-YA?
From the same link, we learn a lot about the reaction to the news as well. Much to our non-surprise, the MSM are busy trying to find the silver lining — for the terrorists. Of course, their desperate attempts to run interference and propaganda for al-Qaeda are complicated a bit by the fact that he’s dead this time and not merely caught on tape fumbling around with a machine gun. Still, we have high hopes for the MSM. When it comes to downplaying a defeat for terrorists and sowing doubt about the importance of a Coalition victory, they’re absolutely second to none.
If government agencies are still having trouble finding Arabic translators, we can tell them where to start looking: In the newsrooms of the MSM, translating their talking points as they come in from the Middle East.
Rope. Tree. Journalist.
You know the drill
But whereas the MSM are merely depressed, the Dhimmicratic Underwear are going even more batshit crazy than they already were, claiming that he isn’t dead, that he died several years ago, that he never existed, that we should’ve killed him years ago before the war even started (we would’ve loved to hear the outraged shrieks from the deluded little libtards if that had happened) or that Barney the Dinosaur raped their sisters. It’s hard to keep track.
Dunno, he sure looks dead to me:
And pretty fresh for a corpse that’s been dead for several years as well.
The rest of al-Qaeda seems to disagree with the Dhimmicratic Underachievers as well:
A Web site used by al Qaeda in Iraq confirmed al-Zarqawi’s death and urged its followers to continue the insurgent fight.
Another Web site used by the group issued a statement: “People of Islam, God will not let our enemies celebrate and spread corruption in the ground.
“Spread corruption in the ground?” Well, what in the name of Mohammed’s crab lice-infested scrotum are we supposed to do with the carcasses of your “martyrs”, then? We know that it’s unsavory to say the very least to bury all of those cadavers of pigs and monkeys everywhere, but we can’t very well leave them laying around in the sun either, can we?
Oh, and quit whining about us whacking your baby boy, will you? It was done in accordance with Shari’ah law.
Aren’t you supposed to drop walls on homosexuals?
There’s just no pleasing you silly little brats, is there?
Oh, and we’re going to keep whatever intel we find in the heap of rubble, just so you know. You see, he was a forgetful little fucker, so he tended to keep a lot of notes about his friends, contacts and safe, er, not-so-safe houses around.
But you can have the PowerPoint slide show that they were going over at the meeting back. Our troops already know how to operate SAWs, so we have no use for that one.
Rejoice! Your martyrdoms are nigh!
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June 8th, 2006 at 8:25 pmand
FIRST!!!
June 8th, 2006 at 8:26 pmand
FIRST!!!
And a solid Baruch Hashem to all involved!
June 8th, 2006 at 8:26 pmOh, I do SO love it when a plan comes together!
June 8th, 2006 at 8:27 pmGo Air Force!
June 8th, 2006 at 8:28 pmI just love my Zarqawi room temperature.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:31 pmI must concur with an ecstatic ‘w00t!!!!’
June 8th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
June 8th, 2006 at 8:35 pmI propose today today be referred to as “ZZ Day“- for Zarky’s Zapped.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:36 pmHe looks like hog food to me,, but then, they deserve better..
June 8th, 2006 at 8:37 pmY’know, some of them pictures shows a big puddle under his mellon. Think the meter ran a few before he expired in agony?
June 8th, 2006 at 8:39 pmI heard a nasty rumor *cough* CBS *cough* that this shitstain was still alive when TF145 personnel got to him after the airstrike. The obvious implication / inferrence / supposition is that the Sojers killed him incoldbloodetc.
And, uuuuhhh, so what’s the question again?
June 8th, 2006 at 8:50 pmThe goats and sheep of Baqouba will rest peacefully tonight.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:50 pmWe can hope!
June 8th, 2006 at 8:50 pmHooyah! Another one for the Good Guys!! Ya think that maybe the terrorists will get the idea that it’s dangerous to attack the US and that the world is gonna is gonna fall on ‘em?
June 8th, 2006 at 8:54 pmYaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo!!!! May he rot in hell for eternity. Too bad the leftards at CNN seem to feel it extreme…but no matter. Made my day, a fist in the air and a loud whoop.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:56 pmCharles Johnson reports that Cut-N’-Run Murtha chose today to tell Wolf Blitzer that “I think we cannot win this.”
I wonder when Jack’ll get in front of some soldiers or Marines and utter any such thing…
June 8th, 2006 at 9:07 pmOh…
June 8th, 2006 at 9:09 pmIf ossama wanted to fix a problem with a loose cannon without facing political backblast by publicly disgracing him with a pinkslip or whatever they do, rather/better, send him off as a genuine martyr for all to emulate by,,, droppin’ a dime on ‘im..
Works for me,, whose next?
June 8th, 2006 at 9:11 pmULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!!
*Passes out bacon-wrapped pork rinds to the kiddies*
June 8th, 2006 at 9:12 pmto Darth Bacon:
LOLLERS!!!!!!!!!!!
June 8th, 2006 at 9:15 pmSome of the reactions make me want to find a KOSkid and slap them until they decide that sometimes it is ok to resort to violence.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:24 pmCheapshot, I suggested that exact scenario to Murdock a bit earlier this evening.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:25 pmAbu Musab al Zarqawi Is Still Dead…
(Previous related post here.) I don’t have any inside information but I can still celebrate with a link roundup and a big smile. Hot Air is staying on top of the situation here and here. Michelle’s updated her post here…
June 8th, 2006 at 9:30 pmKeg stands, beer bongs, pork barbeque, chicks in bikinis playing volleyball… Yep, this is how this pigfucker’s demise was celebrated in my little corner of the empire. ULULULULU, motherfucker!
June 8th, 2006 at 9:31 pmThe libs are just pissed off because we are having such a good time with this…..I’m lovin’ it…me being one of those sicko conservative types…but hey…….we got a reputation to uphold, right?
June 8th, 2006 at 9:38 pmAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh……
The BLT’s, made with extra thick custom sliced $5.00 a pound bacon were especially tasty tonight…A celebratory feast if I and the kids and the dog (yes he got his share) do say so ourselves. Too bad my wife’s out of town, we all had to divvy up her share….BUUuuurpp.
Any ideas what they should do with the body? I’m sure his relatives would like to have the filthy thing….
Deliver it air express??? if you catch my drift…..
June 8th, 2006 at 9:47 pmthe new term I’ve been seeing is “zarqed”
Too bad they didn’t use a daisy cutter or a MOAB just to make a bigger point : )
June 8th, 2006 at 9:52 pmWhat to do with the body? Simple! Ceremoniously wrap it in pig skin and bury it in pig shit. Broadcast it all over the world.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:56 pmActually, I thought “Hot Damn!!!” to be quite sufficient.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:01 pmMy bro Caveman sez:
They can go to hell too Cave. They’re just getting a taste of what the real celebration will be like when we win this thing once and for all….and we’ll do it without their help thank you very much.
oh yeah….code pink, noin, women in black, followers of shitcan……we ain’t inviting ANY of you to the victory parties.
you’re all just too damned depressing……
June 8th, 2006 at 10:05 pmDemocrats Claim Zarqawi’s Death a “Stunt”…
Never satisfied with any American victory, the ever predictable Fifth Column already attempts to tarnish the events yesterday with their vile slander.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:07 pmSome Democrats, breaking ranks from their leadership, today said the death of terrorist leader Abu Mu…
One of them did recently, Jaybear….two actually. Power from heaven… Dare I say UPS Red….?
June 8th, 2006 at 10:22 pmIndeed it was.
And yet another reason why I didn’t feel that I had to add much to it in a hurry. Nicely done.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:24 pmNew here, but had to post on this thread. ’cause, you see, an F-16 is referred to as “pork” in the F-15 fighter community. Irony. Beautiful Irony. No raisins for Al-Zaqwari.
Mcgyver, out
June 8th, 2006 at 10:30 pmHey folks, let’s not forget the fine folks who make up, “Task Force 145” who by their relentless pursuit of terrorist towel heads and the intel they might hold in their towel wrapped coconuts…
These folks made today such an extra special day for pizza & bacon…:lol:
June 8th, 2006 at 10:44 pm…
Not to mention ass-fuggin’-UGLY! Holy crap, these freakishly deformed peace-hags can’t walk a couple of steps without tripping over their own tits.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:44 pmEven the creator of Dilbert, Scott Adams chimes in (an excessively rare happening by him) on how the zarkster’s being sent for his eternal dirt nap as a good thing…
May Zarqawi choke on his lard boiled 72 white raisins…:lol:
June 8th, 2006 at 10:56 pmWas Al-Zarqawi an inadvertant American creation?
Mary Anne Weaver penning an article/opinion piece for The Atlantic seems to give that indication for what its worth: “When the United States launched its air war inside Afghanistan, on October 7, 2001, al-Zarqawi joined forces with al-Qaeda and the Taliban for the first time. He and his Jund al-Sham fought in and around Herat and Kandahar. Al-Zarqawi was wounded in an American air strike—not in the leg, as U.S. officials claimed for two years, but in the chest, when the ceiling of the building in which he was operating collapsed on him“…
I can hear it now, “its all Bush’s fault!”
June 8th, 2006 at 11:23 pmDamn!
This political cartoon wasn’t nearly that big on the original site…
[Fixed it — Emp.M.]
June 8th, 2006 at 11:26 pmThe Z-man’s gonna be the only virgin where he’s goin’. Satan is gonna get all up in that.
June 9th, 2006 at 12:11 amMajesty, richj is quite right. Indeed, Eternity is a long time, Hell is a big place, and the “diversions” there are endless. Word is, Belial already giving him the “welcoming tour”, while Rahman is having a private “meeting” with Sammael, as befits those who lead others astray. Apparently, the “meeting” involves hunting knives, a pool full of fresh lemons, five rats and a boar. . .
In other news, Azrael took a long soak yesterday, after having to dispose of what he called “some of this filthiest souls I’ve had the pleasure of booting into Hell in a long time.” When asked for further comment, he said “It’s a job, ya know? I escort souls everyday. But to be honest, dirty as this particular job was, it was also refreshing. Usually, people are so sad when I come to escort their loved ones home, and it kinda gets to you after a while. But not this time. This time, I actually had a lot of people saying ‘thank you’ . . .I don’t get that a lot. It’s . . .different.”
June 9th, 2006 at 7:24 amThe New York Post nailed it on their front page:
June 9th, 2006 at 9:10 amSomeone chastised me for rejoicing in the death of a terrorist. They said, “W-well, God isn’t rejoicing. What kind of Christian rejoices in death?”
My answer, “The type of Christians who danced a fucking jig when they heard Hitler killed himself and went out Fuhrer Flambe. The same Christians who went buck wild when Japan surrendered after the well-deserved nuking they got. The same Christian that I imagine you will be when they drag Osama Bin Laden’s ragged fucking corpse out of his rat hole. Yeah, by the way, Christian don’t mean perfect. I am not celebrating his death, I am goddang rejoicing. Remember, these guys are the enemy. They won’t play by the rules. Keep that cubscout mentality to yourself, and take a look and tell me that will win the wars.”
Pathetic response, “What about forgiveness and God’s judgment?”
Round 2: “What about God’s judgment on the bastard for cutting off peoples’ fucking heads? How about the forgiveness he showed those hostages, crying and begging for their lives as he had his shit-eatin grin, sawin away? God’s job is forgiveness. Our job is making sure those motherfuckers make it to meet their judgment.”
Last response, “You’re not much of a Christian….”
Final Retort: “Neither are you, having sympathy for men who spit on God. You have sympathy for someone who does that shit and grins. Are you completely spineless? Brainless? Dickless? What is it?”
And they walked off in a huff.
Gotta love liberals who play with Christianity, you really do.
OK, let’s just say all war is evil. Why did God call on the Israelites to conquer Moab, Midian, Canaan? Why did he allow Joshua to raise an army? Why did God make a covenant to protect Israel for all time (notice how many wars the Arabs have gotten the shit beat out of them when goin toe to toe with the Israelis)? Why if war is so bad, God outlines the case for just wars and self-defense in the Old Testament. How come God said, “You think I come to bring peace, not so, but rather war. I come to bring division. I will turn the father against the son and the son against the father…..”? Is God militaristic? No. He is just, he is tough, and I have yet to see God lose. God divides his from those who threaten his works. So, tell me why some Some Christians ignore Jesus overturning the tables and going medieval? Are they liberals in church boy clothing?
Sorry to digress, just got into it with some holy roller types. I’m a Christian, but I am not any better than anyone for my own attributes.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:43 amTesting
June 10th, 2006 at 8:47 pm:rofl:
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June 10th, 2006 at 8:48 pmI think the one you’re looking for is : lol : (minus the two extra spaces, of course), like this
June 10th, 2006 at 9:47 pm