Just as Zarqawi had a house dumped on him, taking out the leader of al-Qaeda and adding to the despair and funk they were already in, Jack Murthafucker (D-Baquba) is there with words of comfort, assuring them that all is not lost and that they’ll prevail in the end.

But don’t question his patriotism.

Just die, you miserable, treasonous old fat fuck, die already.

12 Responses to “What Would Terrorists Do Without Jack Murtha?”
  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    For every treason of character, there is a reckoning. If I were Murtha, I would much rather face and accept criticism of my betters today, and learn from my folly, then face the final reckoning that will come when he stands in God’s judgment.

  2. fraydog Comment by fraydog UNITED STATES

    The comments he made, seeming frustrated because we are winning the war, just reek of treason. In the end it only solidifies the Democrats as the party of “get out before we win, because we’re not politically aligned for victory.”

    How pathetic.

  3. fraydog Comment by fraydog UNITED STATES

    http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2006/06/is-murtha-in-trouble-at-home.html

    Well, Murthafucker might have a race on his hands… especially against an attactive female Republican contender.

    http://vets4irey.com/DianaWithVets.shtml

    Empire, get ready to max out your contributions… I know I’ll send some money if it means I can see Murtha packing.

  4. HD Wanderer Comment by HD Wanderer UNITED STATES

    Your Highness, you have a beautiful way with words. Well said.

  5. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott UNITED STATES

    It seems Murthas words aren’t makeing it into Gitmo.
    lol

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  7. philmon Comment by philmon UNITED STATES

    Hey, have you read this?

    They’re Losing

    Mmmmm-heh!

  8. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591 UNITED STATES

    Nancy Pelosi, who began her political career as a whore in one of Mussolini’s field army bordellos, wants to have Usama bin Ladin’s baby. UBL says he wouldn’t do the deed with Bill Clinton’s unit and a lead condom. Jack Murtha wants to have John Kerry’s baby. It’s a mixed up shook up world…

  9. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty UNITED STATES

    The Imperial Surgeon General has issued a slammin’ blogwah of his own.

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  11. RFA Comment by RFA UNITED STATES

    Murtha is lower than whale shit. I consider him a traitor, an American subvert and one of the most despicable people to walk the face of the earth.

    HE has violated his oath to his brothers in arms and deserves the legacy he is currently earning. May he burn in Hell.

  12. Unregistered Comment by tradewind UNITED STATES

    Re Mutha,
    I wondered if it could be a form of OBS until I remembered he was the Congressional main bug in Bubba’s ear advising him to bug out of Somalia after Mogadishu. UBL paid attention.