People I’d Love to Personally Strangle
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Useless Swine11:18 pm
As anybody with half a brain predicted, it hadn’t been but a few hour since we found the mangled bodies of PFCs Tucker and Menchaca when various and sundry vultures climbed onto them in order to make political hay of the event.
Once such disgustingly vile vermiform parasite was St. Andrew of the Hysterical Heart, who couldn’t wait to tell us all how the fact that our two soldiers had their genitals cut off and stuck in their mouthes, their eyes gouged out and their heads hacked off (they were alive at the start of this process) was ALL BUSH’S FAULT!
After all, wasn’t it the BushHitlerburton Administration that condoned the putting of panties on top of terrorists’ heads???
According to Absurd Andy, there is no way we can blame the terrorists for torturing and beheading captured soldiers, because WE STARTED IT!
WITH THE PANTIES!!!
I don’t know about you, Andy (I’m not all that familiar with the thought processes and preferences of paramecia), but if I were to have a choice between a pair of panties on my head and what our two soldiers went through, bring on the panties. Then, while still wearing the panties on my head, I’ll happily slice off your pecker, gouge your eyes out with a spoon and saw off your head with a rusty pocket knife.
Hey, there’s no difference, right?
Of course, you might like it, but I’m willing to take that chance.
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FIRST!
Why does anyone even pay attention to that clown anymore? He’s absolutely without reason.
June 20th, 2006 at 11:29 pmWell… I’d be hard up for something to write about on a website called “The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler” if I refused to write about idiots hardly worthy of stealing oxygen, wouldn’t I?
Besides, I do it as a penance for ever having thought that that puling pissant had something to say that was worth listening to. Yes, I KNOW that it was almost five years ago, but I still feel dirty.
June 20th, 2006 at 11:36 pmThat makes me very, very sad. I’d like for leftists to reflect upon this incident every time they are about to take the word torture in their mouthes to describe conduct by American troops.
June 20th, 2006 at 11:47 pmSire, could you put David “I Wouldn’t Know A Fairly Officiated Game If It Bit Me In The Ass” Stern next to St. Andrew Swishy Ass?
Just so we could make it a two-fer?
June 20th, 2006 at 11:58 pmDid any of you hear kucinich’s comments today? The sorry excuse for a human being.
June 21st, 2006 at 12:03 amToo pissed off to post much anywhere today, this whole thing makes me want to strangle all the damn libtards who cross my path.
This appears to be a real problem at this point in our history. Equating what a segment of the population willingly wants (and only hurts ones pride when forced upon them) is somehow equal to a horrible death is ludicrous. A good beating on the playground (by a scared 10 yr old to another 10 yr old) makes us able to deal with life, a drill into the leg by a terrorist teaches us (if we live) to make sure they never get that close again through invention or apocalypse. The terrorists don’t get we are only in the invention stage and the apocalypse is targeted. Their advantage currently is most of us never get that close because of the brave soldiers that stand between them and us.
Prayers for the families of those that have been lost and prayers that those that don’t understand what we are fighting for will be shown the light.
June 21st, 2006 at 12:07 amOnce upon a time there was an infant born in Pusan….By a quirk of fate he wound up an American. He was, and still is, a professional soldier now.
He’s retired now for a couple years…..too old and a medical problem he’s told.
But he is quite capable of gladly scragging the Islamofascists that did this.
Funny thing, unlike the previous enemies he has fought, he would feel no remorse at all. Sir Charles fought us with honor for the most part. He only hurt the natives with torture….unless you were captured alive of course. In the 1st Gulf War, we expected heavy casualties and were pleasently surprised when they didn’t happen. The Iraqis fought clean. The old soldier still dreams about his first one….23 Dec 1968.
But when sh*t like this happens, the old soldier feels no remorse. Time to get the reporters out and let the troops do their jobs without worrying about “charges” or “bad press” or “allegations”.
Let a few of our troopers do what they are best at…..without the press. The old guy is more than happy to tag along. And will not show any remorse as he sends them to hell.
Semper Fi
June 21st, 2006 at 12:36 amAndrew S. used to be okay until he caught the worst case of BDS ever when Bush said he was against gay marriage. Now he has BDS all day, every day.
But this is beyond the pale; to equate what our military does to what terrorists do, what a sh*t for brains…and does he ever need an enema…
June 21st, 2006 at 2:13 amThis sort of moral equivalence is bullshit.
I propose a bit of a test to the left to see if American ‘torture’ is quite the same as Islamic torture…
Click here to read the post on my blog.
Somehow I doubt the Left will send anyone for this particular test…
Orion
June 21st, 2006 at 2:51 amSounds fair to me. Perhaps he has a libtard friend with some panties? My entrenching tool has been rusting in the shed for some time now……..
June 21st, 2006 at 2:58 amWe Cannot Fight a Politically Correct War…
These people Murthawi, the media, etc. are most definitely aiding the enemy and putting our military people in graver danger by their anti-American sentiments and stance on the Iraq War. Don’t forget about Charlie Rangle’s claim that the U.S. acted i…
June 21st, 2006 at 3:09 amPerfect Misha! Great post! I have had it with the lefties kissing up to the terrorists then turning around and slandering our troops.
June 21st, 2006 at 3:11 amProvoking outrages against the civilians is exactly what the AQ POSs want, though in Ramadi random shooting is as likely to kill an insurgent as an actual civilian anyway.
Response to shit like this has to be disciplined and controlled, not emotional, or we get played in the Long War. Fallujizing Ramadi would be good, for instance.
June 21st, 2006 at 3:25 amSpeaking of saints & underpants, I’m reminded of a quote from Chaucer–one that might apply to many of the Empire’s enemies:
Thou wouldest make me kiss thine aulde breech,
And swear it were a relic of a saint,
Though it were with thy fundament depeint!
Anyhow, I hope that referring to this person of error by the handle of Scotland’s favorite apostle doesn’t catch on.
Meanwhile, this latest atrocity only confirms my assumption that it wouldn’t pay to let any of these bastards take you alive. Make ‘em kill you first.
June 21st, 2006 at 3:26 amIs there ANY reason to expect leftists’ who’s collective grip on reality is questionable at best to understand what’s actually going on over there or here for that matter?
Consider how many on the left are still running with the, “Bush lied and people died” mantra even now though people like Marc of USS Neverdock (and many, many others) using resourses like the BBC have effectively debunked it back 2004…
June 21st, 2006 at 4:33 amTake the next 20 jihadis we capture and do the same to them.
June 21st, 2006 at 5:46 amThis is an example of the mentality at the Democratic Underground:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102×2346687#2346689
So, according to some at DU, not only is Bush fully the blame, the troops got what they deserved. Nice to see Ol’Roy has found the Haditha Marines guilty when the investigation is not yet complete.
June 21st, 2006 at 6:10 amI’m sure $kammer will flush that one down the memory hole before long, DJM. He’s trying to get the nutters to pretend like they weren’t born on Bizarro World so their idiocy doesn’t become GOP publicity during the election. His plan isn’t working all that well so far, but a lot of the more insane ravings are getting deleted pretty rapidly. Fortunately plenty of folks are screen-capping them before they go.
June 21st, 2006 at 6:41 amMy missus found a few “nice” movies on the web the other day. They appeared to be of Iraqi executions and interrorgations in the Saddam days.
June 21st, 2006 at 7:27 amThe executions were by taping a hand grenade to the blokes chest and pulling the pin (by string I assume). The interrorgations comprised throwing men off a 3 or so story high building, as well as the amputation of fingers, hands ect.
Why have I NEVER EVER seen this on any broadcast depicting the Saddam era??
Kite flying and coffee shops and sweetness?
It highlights for me the utter moral bankruptcy of the media. I will garuntee everyone here has seen the prisoner abuse photos a thousand times. Id nearl bet you will see them again within the next month. Yet how many have seen any Saddam era footage on any mainstream media??
>crickets
Master Guns - I too would gladly plod along. May I bring the M-14?
June 21st, 2006 at 8:53 amThe Things That Really Matter…
Oh yeah, and I told you it’s all Bush’s fault. Just strangle? You’re too kind.
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June 21st, 2006 at 9:10 amI want to smash a libtards face right now. Goddamn it to hell, what’s wrong with these people?
June 21st, 2006 at 9:30 amMaster Guns-
Master Chief-
Count me in too, I can hump the M249 and my Sig, make coffee and take point.
June 21st, 2006 at 10:04 amLiberals won’t openly admit it, but they privately enjoy and take great pleasure in news about American soldiers being tortured and killed. And they would do no less to any Christian or conservative if they had the chance. Never forget that.
June 21st, 2006 at 11:39 amJewells45 and JonB:
Well, this liberal is completely disgusted not only by the outrageous treatment of our soldiers but by the idiotic attempt at any sort of moral equivalency by anyone - whether they’re out here on the left wing with me or not - of what happened to those poor guys with what went on in Abu Gharib.
We need to stop calling the people who do those kinds of atrocities - the genitals-in-the-mouth stuff not the panties stuff - what they are. They are not terrorists. They are either (pick’em):
A. Garden variety sick fuck murderers, or
B. Enemy combatants
Either way, “Happiness is a Warm Gun” sounds about right to me.
At the same time, let me say that the Abu Gharib stuff was ridiculous. Ridiculous that it was allowed to happen and ridiculous that anyone would try to put that one the same plane with these atrocities. It mostly looked like fraternity pranks to me (something I know something about from my days in college in the South).
But also - the fact that there are many Americans who (again, without equivalencing it) were outraged that our soldiers would do that to prisoners at Abu Gharib sends a clear message. Sure the leaders of the murderers/combatants want to say “See what they do to our people!” and stir their potential supporters up, but my gut (along with my wife’s experience living in the Middle East) tells me that Mr. Average Abdul sees it for what it really is. Stupid, but not the same as torturous, sadistic murder.
So no, JonB, I do not privately take ANY PLEASURE WHATSOEVER in tht news. I say that as someone who (for example) worked hard, from the very beginning, to get Howard Dean the Democratic nomination and who proudly considers himself a progressive - what you would call a liberal. Dean, despite what the right-owned media spins, was the only one on our side with balls by the way, but that’s a fight for another day.
And the fact, JonB, is that they - the sadistic combatants - would do it to any American at all. Christian or not, conservative or a “libtard” like me. We’d be meat and they would make no distinction. We need to take our guys out of their gunsights - and we can’t do it by simply sticking around until we’ve killed all of them. They’re just breeding more. We need to change the minds of the people on the ground and the only way to do that is to stop being occupiers. Saddam is gone, we liberated them from him, but now we’re just a handy target and we need to stop being one and let Iraqis solve Iraqi problems.
Guys, we need to get our political leadership, on both sides, to figure this out. We won, kids, in Iraq, and that’s from someone who was VERY against our going there in the first place.
But the fact is as much as I despise him we did what Bush said we needed to do. We need him to declare Actual Victory and start - start - moving our troops elsewhere. Not by driving a “we’ll be gone by” date into the sand. Not cut-and-run (I don’t see how it could be “cut and run” after we’ve been there four years) but we need to tell the Iraqi government, now that there IS one, that we’re leaving. We’re leaving, we’re STARTING officially leaving on this date, and we’ll be gone in the next 12-24 months. Maybe by Christmas, 2007 (”I’ll be home for Christmas?”).
Telling them we’re leaving makes them start to get off their asses and get serious about their own security. After all, we already did everything Bush said we needed to do:
- We removed Saddam from power
- We made sure Iraq had now WMD (so if you’ve been losing sleep over that you can relax)
- We made sure they held reasonably free elections
- We made sure they wrote their own constitution
- We made sure they created a government on the basis of those elections
Fine. Let’s leave. Let’s start the re-tasking/stateside rotation now. Let’s start leaving the kinds of murderous sickos that did this to our amazing soldiers with the only choice that will defeat them - training their fire on other Iraqis instead of us. That will stop their “insurgency” - fueled by non-Iraqi Al Qaida which knew an opening when it saw one - faster than anything we could do.
June 21st, 2006 at 12:11 pmAli ben Waiting: “Sounds good to me, I’ll just sit here and sew up some more Jumpin’ Jihadi Vests™.”
June 21st, 2006 at 12:43 pmAbdull “the beast” Well-ah-be-splodin’: “We can start a dialog that’ll last till all the infidels have left…I just have one job left to do, anyhow.
Ahmamaddinarjihadi: “Iran will promise not to nuke…heh, heh…er, I mean, build any nukes…oh yeah, I mean enrich uranium for nukes if the infidels retreat…um…surrender…wait…wait, I mean give peace a chance…Yeah!…that’s it…That’s the ticket.
Flaming liberal:
I want our troops home as much as anyone, but when the people in charge there say the Iraqis are ready, when the Iraqis themselves say they are ready to take over, then we leave. Not one moment sooner. We are making great progress, but they simply are not ready yet. Why is that so hard for libs to understand?
June 21st, 2006 at 1:49 pm
June 21st, 2006 at 2:40 pmFlamingLib still has CRS
A’la Vietnam. No victory, just the declaration and the Big Bolt with no regard whatsoever to the RESULTS of the mission, or the ensuing bloodbath that follows.
June 21st, 2006 at 3:41 pmVerrrry liberal indeed.
Gitmo should be emptied, plowed, rebuilt multi-story resort style with comfy rooms and amenities for troops and\or their families recieving hazardous-duty pay.
June 21st, 2006 at 3:51 pmFree stinky-bait for those that like to bend a rod.
Great post for all the moonbats on moral equivalence. Read the whole thing…. pretty good.
June 21st, 2006 at 3:56 pmHuman nature, that’s why. Gee, let’s see. What possible motivation would the Iraqi government have to delay asking the most powerful military in the history of the world to leave?
You must not have children. If you did, you’d understand why “Dad, I’m not ready yet” doesn’t always mean you wait. Sometimes you just have to head out the door anyway. It’s amazing how quickly they manage to get ready then.
June 21st, 2006 at 4:16 pmLC Staci (#31) says: “Great post for all the moonbats on moral equivalence. Read the whole thing…. pretty good.“…
Naw! This won’t work for moonbats… Not enough pictures to explain what the words mean…
June 21st, 2006 at 4:31 pmFlaming liberal wrote:
I believe that it’s in our best interests, and the best interests of ensuring that we have completed our goals in Iraq, to let our military strategists decide when the Iraqis are, “ready.”
For some strange reason, I’m not willing to take your word for it. Just call me skeptical, ‘kay??
June 21st, 2006 at 5:13 pmSometimes the job aint done till the fat lady sings, in Faluja!
June 21st, 2006 at 6:38 pmSpeaking of dipshits we’d like to strangle, has anyone read this about two of our favorite congress-critters, Murthafucher and Bela Pelossi?
http://washingtontimes.com/op-ed/20060620-083859-8753r.htm
June 21st, 2006 at 7:56 pmThe sad truth is these sick left wing fucks want us to lose…..always our responsibility what other people do…………funny how they don’t apply the same standard to themselves much of the time. But if the term born loser ever meant anaything, now is the time…..personally I would rather fight them on a battlefield than I would the terrorists. Snuff them out like the sick vermin they remain.
June 21st, 2006 at 8:13 pmHey, it’s a little off-topic, but still a subject to whack idiotarians over the head with:
Looks like there were WMDs after all!
June 21st, 2006 at 8:46 pmYeah, baby!
The real reason we need to wipe barbarians off the planet is because of their hygiene!
They STINK - and gee, they torture, mutilate, and behead brave patriotic Americans.
Maybe we can get through to the Left that this is really just a “personal hygiene” issue and maybe then they’ll understand!
June 21st, 2006 at 9:18 pmDS … you must be a blimp pilot … lighter than air and thicker than shit. We still have troops in Germany, we still have troops in Japan, we still have troops in Korea, we still have troops in Kosovo (one year max B. Clinton, remember)and we still have troops in Afghanistan. EVERY place we have left turned to shit. Go away.
Grits
June 21st, 2006 at 10:37 pmAmericans Need to be Outraged…
Two American Soldiers were brutally tortured, and murdered. Where’s the Outrage? Here, and here, for starters. ( Bless you BOTH!! ) Oh, and here, too! ;-D As Mr. Stokely says: We must hunt these dogs down and eradicate them from…
June 21st, 2006 at 11:59 pmBarbaric redux…
Tuesday I called those terrorist who tortured and murdered our soldiers “barbarians.” However, I’m beginning to wonder who the real barbarians are. When our media and politicians ignore these atrocities and instead focus on the frat-pranks of Abu Gh…
June 22nd, 2006 at 6:52 amDon’t worry, Xystus. As a Scot, I can assure you that we’d all know the difference.
As much as everyone here would dearly love to do that, there are a few problems. I’m going to crib this from my brother’s site, hope no one minds.
Now, he posted this back when he was in Iraq (the second time!) in 2004, so it may be a wee bit dated. But a lot of that still holds true. Yes, Al-Daquiri (as Touto-san calls him) may be comfortably roasting in the bowels of Hades, but there’s still plenty of Illiterate Fanatics Club boys out there ready and willing to make everyone else suffer for their fanaticism. Pulling out now would cause more problems for both us and the Iraqis if we did this at this very moment.
June 22nd, 2006 at 11:21 pm