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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Phelps Phuckwits Begging To Be Phucked Up

(Hat tip to LC TomP)

Obviously dying to get fed into meat grinders, Phelps’ inbred gaggle of Phuckheads have decided to launch one of their “demonstrations” at the funerals of PFCs Menchaca and Tucker, the two soldiers recently tortured to death by Michael Moore’s “Minutemen” in Iraq [Emphases in the following ours — Emp.M.].

REDMOND, Ore. - A community memorial service for Pfc. Thomas Tucker of Madras, one of two soldiers brutally murdered in Iraq, will be held in Redmond on Saturday, July 1.

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As for the memorial service, it is scheduled to be held Saturday, July 1 at the following location:

Deschutes County Fairgrounds Expo Center
3800 S.W. Airport Way
Redmond, Oregon

The memorial service at the Expo Center will be open to the public. A private internment, which is not open to the public, will follow at the Mt. Jefferson Memorial Park Cemetery in Madras.

A small group of people from the Westboro Baptist Church out of Topeka, Kansas have announced their plans to picket the funerals of both Tucker and Menchaca. Members of the church have picketed several soldier funerals in the past.

As to the memorial service of PFC Menchaca, we have the following information (via LC & IB Rantburg):

The PGR have been invited by the family of Pfc. Kristian Menchaca to attend the services for this hero.

The funeral is scheduled for Wed. 28th June at 1000hrs. The service will be at the Brownsville Event Center at, 1 Events Center Blvd. Brownsville Texas.

Now, obviously, for anybody to stage a spontaneous re-enactment of what happened in Iraq, using the genetically defective members of the Phelps retards as involuntary stand-ins for our two heroes, would be wrong (not to mention that the sick, depraved fucks aren’t worth it), but His Majesty can’t help smiling when he thinks about it.

I just hope that, when I die and go to Heaven, G-d will provide me with a live video feed from the deepest bowels of Hell so I can enjoy every minute of Phelps and his mutants undergoing eternal punishment.

19 Responses to “Phelps Phuckwits Begging To Be Phucked Up”
  1. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Law enforcement should simply refuse to guarantee their safety. End of story…and them. Who’s gonna’ know who threw the fatal blow………just look for the longest line.

  2. Unregistered Trackback by Stop The ACLU

    Westboro Hate Cult Will Protest at Tucker & Menchaca’s Funerals!…

    Of course this isn’t suprising in the least. It is sickening and outrageous however.
    Via KATU
    The memorial service for PVT Tucker, is scheduled to be held Saturday, July 1 at the following location:
    Deschutes County Fairgrounds Expo Center

  3. bigdicksplace Comment by bigdicksplace UNITED STATES

    for anybody to stage a spontaneous re-enactment of what happened in Iraq, using the genetically defective members of the Phelps retards as involuntary stand-ins for our two heroes, would be wrong (not to mention that the sick, depraved fucks aren’t worth it),

    I think you might be wrong on this one.
    I believe whatever punishment would be worth every minute of the pleasure incurred, and secondly, I’m not sure there’s a Grand Jury in the Great State of Texas that would indict the individual(s) who handled up on business.

    Just a thought though. Payback’s a bitch, and sometimes that bitch is the general population.

  4. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A. UNITED STATES

    Payback’s a bitch, and sometimes that bitch is the general population.

    And sometimes those being paidback become the general population’s bitch.

    Sorry. Had a little phelpsian episode myself there for a moment. :evil:
    I should have just stuck with, “I’ll bring the popcorn.” Now you might want to have a backup plan, for the snacks.

  5. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    Geez, you know, they should throw a decoy memorial for each of these guys and hold the real services in a private location. But, of course, the Phelpses should not be protected, no matter where they turn up.

  6. Unregistered Comment by pamelaj UNITED STATES

    I hope the Patriot Gaurds will be there in big numbers, and put exhaust fumes from thier Harleys into the faces of these nitwit Phelps people!

  7. Unregistered Comment by JonB UNITED STATES

    You know… if they ever pull that shit in my town at a soldiers funeral, I might just stop by and get out some plastic glasses, walk along their line, givent them cups of lemonaide, saying thigns like “praises for the work you are doing” and such.

    of course, I’ll have to see how long the Ipacec would take to kick in, so I can high tail it out of there….

  8. Unregistered Comment by chillygirl UNITED STATES

    My cousin died in Iraq at the end of May, and seeing the PGR at his memorial was such a welcome sight. I had a chance to thank them afterward, and most of them had tears in their eyes and offered words of encouragement. Those are good people, and my hat is off to them.

  9. Unregistered Trackback by Something... and Half of Something UNITED STATES

    The bastards…

    Fucking Fred Phelps and his band of fucking scumbags are planning to picket the funerals of of PFC Menchaca and PFC Tucker, the two soldiers recently tortured to death by Murtha’s minions. Dammit. Thank G-d for the Patriot Guard Riders……

  10. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    I somehow wish I could offer them a cold drink, heavily laced with a brutal purgative…..rather than an emetic. Then to stand quietly grinning, watchin’ ‘em clench their assholes and teeth….then go lock the bathrooms…..or have them full of PGR folks……..

  11. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane UNITED STATES

    I’d rather see them fed strychnin, the dirty bastards!

    Duty, Honor, Country
    (in THAT order)
    Rowane

  12. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Hey, not bad….L.C. Rowane , be sure to bring some loud heavy metal music and strobe lights to accentuate their final trip to hell due to massive nervous overstimulation. I bet they would flop real good….we could even place wagers on how many, how high and who…….

  13. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    My cousin died in Iraq at the end of May

    And that is why I hate their guts, chillygirl…many, if not most on this site have lost somebody……or served in some capacity or another….So I loathe Phelps and his phuckups…..because of your cousin’s noble sacrifice…God bless him, may he sleep well and rest in peace……..and many others. And the idea of some shitbags desecrating……….makes me long for the days of bare knuckle…….dammit, I wish I wasn’t fifty-four…..

  14. Unregistered Comment by thefrollickingmole

    Can the police just “not turn up” as a sudden mobile phone blackout hts the area. Youi know the sort of blackout where TV reporters cameras are taken away and a localised shitstorm hits a specific area?
    They need hurting while no-one sees a damn thing, preferably before the funeral service gets there.

  15. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott UNITED STATES

    The rumor out here in the LLL is not only will The Patriot Guards will be showing up but yet another “Local” group will be there too.

  16. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit UNITED STATES

    Seems to me Phelps and his little scrotum full of bad seeds needs to be investigated -heavily- to see if they fall into enough of the criteria to be classified a terrorist group.

    After all, they are using threats of emotional harm to try and change national policy. Isn’t that a definition of a ‘terroristic threat’?

    I’m sure we have enough former-military FBI, BATFE (I know, sometimes they’re a necessary evil), SWAT etc that we can rustle up a heavily armed and heartfelt posse when it’s time to storm the Phelpsian Septic Tank cum Compound. I’ll even chip in for the smoke grenades…….

    It’s a wood frame building, right?

  17. Unregistered Trackback by The Thunder Run UNITED STATES

    They Deserve the Respect of the Entire Nation….

    Kat in Ga informs us via email that:I just found out (and their website confirms) that the westboro baptist “church” [those evil psychopaths d ……

  18. 3FgBurner Comment by 3FgBurner UNITED STATES

    http://www.pbase.com/3fgburner/pgr0620

    Last Tuesday. I noticed something interesting, btw, in that video where the commentator administered a smackdown to the Phelps-Roper bitch. The PhelpsLawyerSpawn(tm) does NOT like the PGR. A few of her comments warmed the cockles of my heart, lemme tell ya.

  19. Unregistered Comment by rosignol

    After all, they are using threats of emotional harm to try and change national policy. Isn’t that a definition of a ‘terroristic threat’?

    No.

    WBC [spit] could care less about what the national policy is. The idea is to offend someone- anyone- so much that they provoke a violent response.

    Then the PhelpsLawyerSpawn go after them in court for financial damages.

    It’s all about the money. Policy is irrelevant.