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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Suicide Shahada

They really must be tired of living.

The Aksa Martyrs Brigades announced on Sunday that its members have succeeded in manufacturing chemical and biological weapons.

That’s lie number one. The paleosimians haven’t succeeded in manufacturing anything to this day. Every single means they’ve employed in their quest to finish Adolf Hitler’s Final Solution has been invented and manufactured by somebody else. They are about as inventive as a rock and, moreover, just as dispensible as one too.

So they got them from somebody else. Let’s see… What nation used to have a lot of weapons like that? A nation that got beaten to smithereens recently and had to evacuate their weapons in a hurry to, say, a terrorist nation with close ties to paleosimian terrorists like, say, Syria?

In a leaflet distributed in the Gaza Strip, the group, which belongs to Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas’s Fatah Party, said the weapons were the result of a three-year effort.

Took a while to get them transported out of Iraq, into Syria and then on to the Terrortories, did it?

According to the statement, the first of its kind, the group has managed to manufacture and develop at least 20 different types of biological and chemical weapons.

The group said its members would not hesitate to add the new weapons to Kassam rockets that are being fired at Israeli communities almost every day.

But aren’t the MSM telling us all the time that there’s a truce going on? Don’t tell us that the MSM are lying?

It also threatened to use the weapons against IDF soldiers if Israel carried out its threats to invade the Gaza Strip.

“We want to tell [Prime Minister Ehud] Olmert and [Defense Minister Amir] Peretz that your threats don’t frighten us,” the leaflet said.

“We will surprise you with our new weapons the moment the first soldier sets foot in the Gaza Strip.”

Of course you’re not frightened by the threats. Why would you be? The threats aren’t what’s going to wipe your kaffiyeh’ed asses out, after all.

But since you’ve so helpfully announced, publicly, that you’re going to deploy WMDs against Israeli civilians, you should now realize that nothing that the IDF does to stop you from doing that will be deemed excessive by rational human beings.

Die, swine. It’s going to be fun to watch.

27 Responses to “Suicide Shahada”
  1. Unregistered Comment by thefrollickingmole

    I wish i could do a Chicago mobsters voice.

    “Noice liddle bio lab you boys got here, be a shame if it got knocked around. You know shaken up say, by a rocket attack? Lots of fragile glassware too? ”
    “Well would you look at that? When I came to visit I must have put on the wrong coat, cos I got a pocket full of these here hellfires, And my hands are so shakey,,, be tragic if I was to drop one near that bubonic plauge cannister, yup the one near the kindergarten for VIP’s kids”

    Let me see if ive got this straight.
    Hamas IS the palestinian government?
    hamas IS calling for the anniahlation of the jews?
    Hamas JUST attacked Israeli territory?
    Hamas JUST declared that there was no truce?
    Hamas JUST declared it had and was willing to use both biological and chemical waeapons?

    One question: Why are bricks still standing on top of one another at their “parliment”?

  2. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    Emperor: They have beheaded the Russians…

  3. kepiblanc Comment by kepiblanc DENMARK

    The paleosimians haven’t succeeded in manufacturing anything to this day

    Depends on the definition of manufacturing - Seems they are quite effective in manipulating the western MSM and producing offspring, i.e. biological weapons

    In fact : Islam is a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

  4. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    kwongdzu says: “Emperor: They have beheaded the Russians…“…

    Hmmm, so the terrorist towel heads now want to make sure they’ve pissed off everyone by pissing on the ones who were trying to help them, eh?

    “Tired of living” pretty much describes these idiots’ mindest…

    Pathetic bastards…

    How bizzare is such an action when as the Gateway Pundit notes: “The Russian diplomats were slaughtered -despite- Russia’s refusal to support the War in Iraq.

    BTW its apparent that CNN screwed the pooch again reporting on this story…

    From Mosnews.com there is the following: A leading U.S. television network has apologized for the inaccurate translation of a report posted online by a group linked to al-Qaeda in Iraq, that had said that four diplomats abducted earlier in Baghdad were killed. CNN apologized for the mistake on its website. “The accurate translation was that the group had posted a statement on a website saying that they had decided to kill the diplomats. CNN regrets the error and has corrected the story,” CNN said.

    More of that good, old, “the media lied as people died” thingie again?

  5. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    I had hoped that maybe they might not. At least one of the hostages was Muslim.

  6. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    Well, that came off sounding bad! What I meant by that was that all four may have been Muslim, but I know that one for sure was.

  7. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    kwongdzu (#5) says: “I had hoped that maybe they might not. At least one of the hostages was Muslim“…

    Hey K, for what its worth it to note that the editorial dated June 9 of the Ventura Star (among several others) the following: “Even among hardened radicals, there seemed to be a growing sense that Mr. al-Zarqawi’s stunningly vicious tactics — indiscriminate bombings, beheadings, the slaughter of innocents — were becoming a liability, and he had received a rare public rebuke from Osama bin Laden’s camp about his predilection for beheadings. The warning didn’t take. He left behind boxes containing 17 severed heads at his last hiding place.“…

  8. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Hey K, I forgot to add the obvious to my comment #7, its obvious these mooselimbs have little if any problem decapitating other mooselimbs and apparently have all sorts of rationalizations for doing it…

  9. Darth Bacon Comment by Darth Bacon UNITED STATES

    So the Intentionally Stateless Arabs™ are threatening to use unconventional weapons?

    Where is the alarm and outrage on the part of the rest of the world?

  10. Michael Comment by Michael UNITED STATES

    Probally putting thier heads in the sand- like the good Dhimmis they are.

  11. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan AUSTRALIA

    They have to be insane…there is one, and ONLY one, response to an attack of that type.

    The one with the sudden bright flash…..

    God save us…they’re insane…..

  12. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Hujonwi UNITED STATES

    They have new chem or bio weapons.
    What did they do, figure out how to add farts to their rockets?

  13. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    MSM version of a truce:

    paeloswineians can shoot, blow up, murder, threaten, do whatever they want.

    Jews can get shot, blown up, murdered, threatened, not defend themselves.

  14. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    Emperor: They have beheaded the Russians…

    What Russians?

  15. Unregistered Trackback by YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT UNITED STATES

    Dude, Where’s My Weapons?…

    So you probably have heard by now that the Al Aksa Martyrs Brigades claims biological, chemical capabilities. Well maybe you haven’t because the mainstream media hasn’t picked up on it yet, and they will probably hold off on this story for a while an…

  16. DJM Comment by DJM UNITED STATES

    #14 Deathknyte - Check here:
    http://bareknucklepolitics.com/?p=1553

    There is a video included, but I would not advise watching it.

  17. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe UNITED STATES

    I thought this kind of situation would be a good, unstated reason to evacuate the Gaza strip, back when the plan was first announced–i.e., get the jewish families out, set up a little buffer zone, wait for paleosimians to do something not just pathetically irritating, but really, pathetically war-like (no need to worry if they would), then level the place and all adjoining scum-ponds. Sounds like it’s imminent. Yee haw!

  18. LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ Comment by LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ UNITED STATES

    They really must be tired of living

    One can only hope!

    Look on the bright side: Paleoswinians are so fucking stupid that they’ll probably accidentally set something off in Gaza or the West Bank in Paleoswinian-occupied Israel and end up wiping out a shitload of rock-throwing scum.

    Paleoswinians: so dumb they get hit by parked cars.

    So dumb they can get locked in a grocery store and starve to death.

    What’s the biggest problem at Paleoswinian garbage dumps?
    –Shoplifting.

    Did you hear about the Paleswinian fish?
    –It drowned.

    (Thanks, I’m here all week.)
    :mrgreen:

  19. LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ Comment by LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ UNITED STATES

    AyUaxe, that is an Excellent Plan™!

  20. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    The Israeli Army is massing armor on the border with Gaza … they want to recover the soldier the tangos snatched.

    This is a desperate attempt by Hamas to scare Israel into not invading. I don’t think it even entered their pointy little heads that Israel would probably nuke them in response to a real WMD attack.

  21. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    Apparently, Syria and Iran are goading the Palastinians into the suicide pact ….

  22. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

    This is a desperate attempt by Hamas to scare Israel into not invading. I don’t think it even entered their pointy little heads that Israel would probably nuke them in response to a real WMD attack.

    Actually, I would hope that Israel would use just a little bit of restraint if the Pallies were telling the truth about their alleged possession of WMD… if only because the prevailing winds would drive the fallout from any nuclear detonations on the Gaza Strip right back onto Israel.

    A few MOABs and some napalm, on the other hand, would take care of the problem nicely. While reserving the nukes for Damascus and Teheran…

  23. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

    Oh, by the way…you did hear that the Council for American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) is filing hate crimes reports with the FBI against bloggers…not over front page posts, but rather over allegedly anti-Islamic statements made by commenters in discussion threads.

    Don’t worry, Sire. We’ll convince the goat-felching followers of the moon-god worshipping pedophile prophet’s death cult to give you a fatwa yet…

    :lol:

  24. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    Wes: Awww! Did we hurt someone’s feewings? That is most absurd. As long as there isn’t an actual plot to blow up a mosque (and if there were, who would be dumb enough to talk about it in an open forum), why would the FBI even give a rat’s ass?

  25. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    DK (#14) says: “What Russians?“…

    Come on DK, read the link buddy or is this your attempt at acting like a Democratic Senator who’s already been briefed but is still acting suprised?…:lol:

  26. ozzman002 Comment by ozzman002 UNITED STATES

    More from the religion of pees….
    In our own country no less..
    http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&IKOBJECTID=11805fac-0abe-421a-00c3-1053ea792baf&TEMPLATEID=0c76dce6-ac1f-02d8-0047-c589c01ca7bf

  27. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    ozzman: How much do you want to bet he didn’t start out as a Muslim? Is his sister one? I’ll bet she isn’t. Find the mosque the guy attended, and I’ll bet there are other snakes in the nest.