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In news that will make the members of the National Democratic Socialist Party of America go even more schizophrenic than they already are, our friendly neighbors to the South are scaring the shit out of environmental scientists who are working to study and preserve the wildlife along our border.

PHOENIX — Biologist Karen Krebbs used to study bats in Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument on the Arizona-Mexico border. Then, she got tired of dodging drug smugglers all night.

“I use night-vision goggles, and you could see them very clearly” — caravans of men with guns and huge backpacks full of drugs, trudging through the desert, Krebbs said. After her 10th or 11th time hiding in bushes and behind rocks, she abandoned her research.

“I’m just not willing to risk my neck anymore,” she said.

What’s a Poverty Pimp™ to do when his or her future voting bloc of Shamnesty™-seeking welfare sponges are threatening to kill Mother Gaia’s™ custodians? (And thereby possibly unleashing the wrath of the Eco-Freaks™. Of course, they’ll most likely blame the Eeeeevil BusHitlerCheneyBurton Cabal™ for forcing the Poor, Oppressed Little Brown People™ into the pristine wilderness areas, by not demolishing the border checkpoints and allowing them to simply drive in, unfettered and unmolested.)

Across the southwestern U.S. border and in northern Mexico, scientists such as Krebbs say their work is increasingly threatened by smugglers as tighter border security pushes trafficking into the most remote areas where botanists, zoologists and geologists do their research.

Yeeeeeeeeeah. The continuing rise in the number of illegal aliens “undocumented workers” around the country sure do show how much “tighter” the border is. How many miles of that vaunted, much-ballyhooed border fence have been installed so far?
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I know I mentioned it about a week ago, but invariably I have to mention it at least twice and STILL there are some who won’t get it.

Everyone knows it is part of my Liberal agenda — enumerated in the Liberal Manifesto (Third edition) on pages 14, 22-41, and 167 – to keep all of youse totally confused whenever possible.  Misha only allows me to do it once a year, and this is that time.

What is that damn Liberal tryin’ to tell us?

The new year is coming up, and I need you all to make sure you have the correct settings in your browsers and for you webmasters, the correct link to this site. 

In your “Bookmarks” or “Favorites” the URL for this site needs to read as follows:

http://www.nicedoggie.net/

or

http://nicedoggie.net/

These are the ONLY two URLs that are correct for this site. 

If it says http://www.nicedoggie.net/2007 or http://nicedoggie.net/2007 then change it so that the year doesn’t show up. 

Sometime before the beginning of the new year, I will be archiving the real estate you are currently reading, and a brand spanking new site will take its place.  The transfer will be automatically, and if you have the correct addresses in your browser, you will be able to cruise right in and view the site.

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Obviously this video was made with an eye to the Iowa caucuses, but the message in there applies to all of us and, indeed, to the entire Fred! in ‘08 campaign.

If you want to know why we’re a FredHead, you need but to watch this:

Vote accordingly.

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Tomorrow Night- If y’all party animals out there are 1) Home and 2) Sufficiently conscious to see 12:00 am CT, 1/1/208 (well, actually a few minutes past) and 3) Looking for some great tunes for the festivities, I’ll be spinning them during the New Year’s Lalapalooza tomorrow night, as long as anyone manages to remain among the living, including me. I can guarantee a mix of just about anything goes, except hip-hop/rap, but that’s just noise anyway. Requests as always will be considered, if you’re nice.

[Update: I’ll be taking over just after 12:00 am Eastern Time, HQ has been kind enough to finish off our normal programming early….Thanks to our Imperial Tobacconist™ and Radio Boss.]

Then of course, hangover or not, the Boss and I will be taking to the intertubewebnet airwaves with our normal Tuesday night programming.

LC Jackboot, Imperial Correspondent and Ambassador to the Outer Blue Rim and Ranter Extraordinaire™ slicing, dicing and stomping the left on Tuesday Truth 7-9:30 CT and yes I might consider taking music requests.

His Imperious Vindictive Benevolence, Misha I will be back in action slashing, burning and bayoneting Idiotarians, all the while bringing the Good News From The Front on Keep The Home Fires Burning 9:30-12:00 pm CT.

You can reach JB on the RadioCIA request line ciarequest AT gmail DOT com or via Yahoo Instant Messenger (tuesdaytruth) or His Rottiness at the same email addy or Yahoo IM to Emperor_Misha.

We do get rather busy on the console, so your patience is appreciated and please, no IM “Buzz” that’s reserved for technical emergencies.


Please note to all listeners: We have been experiencing issues with the Winamp media player that occurs during our handoffs from one studio to another. Listeners, immediately following transfer of the broadcast may hear either James Earl Jones on barbituates or Alvin and the Chimpmunks on crack, issuing forth from your headphones or speakers. Not to worry, if that happens, just reset your player using the “Play Bookmark” function or alternatively you can also just bypass using Winamp altogether and stick with Windows Media Player. It is NOT necessary to reboot your ‘puter to correct. Sorry folks it isn’t something that is under our control to correct, so don’t waste your time telling us about it, M’Kay?

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Didn’t take long for a liberal bleeding heart fuckstick to crawl out from under his rock so he could stroke his holier-than-thou, hyperinflated ego in public. Don’t indecent exposure laws apply in Seattle? (thanks to Alert Reader Odie for the tip)

“Vengeance is mine,” said the Lord.

And then you read the names of the slain.

Judy and Wayne Anderson, both in their 60s.

Scott Anderson and his wife, Erica, and their two kids, Olivia, 6, and Nathan, just 3.

All shot dead on Christmas Eve.

You learn how these innocents pleaded for their lives and were blasted away by gunfire inside a Carnation home — and you do not want to wait for God.

You want the two suspects, Michele Anderson and her boyfriend, Joseph McEnroe, to feel vengeance now, get the ultimate payback.

Well, yes. But most of all, you want those two things taken out of circulation so that they may never, under any circumstances, hurt anybody ever again. The fact that they won’t be wasting valuable nutrients and oxygen either is just a bonus.

King County prosecutors Friday charged the pair with six counts of aggravated first-degree murder, opening the door to capital punishment. But the death penalty shouldn’t be the knee-jerk choice here — not in a civilized nation that so strongly touts its Christian ways.

Hooray! If there’s one thing that can make His Imperial Majesty all giddy with joy on a Sunday, it’s an opportunity to mock and ridicule yet another liberal assclown who thinks he knows something about Christianity but, in a few short paragraphs, proves beyond a reasonable doubt that he knows less about it than Muqtada al-Sadr. And when you see a screed claiming that capital punishment is against Christian doctrine, you know that the game is on.

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As the wet-dream of surrendering the WoT fades into the sunset and election silliness at full throttle, the DemonCraps begin to sing us a distracting lullaby. They put all their eggs in one basket, an ignominious cut and run from the sandbox to cheering traitors inside the beltway with ticker-tape parades for Reid, Lugosi, et al, that finally brought the Bush administration to it’s knees. Enter Stage Left, General David Petraeus and after a few weeks of marginally positive news from the sandbox, even the most skeptical lefty editor had to concede, we’re winning.

What to do if you’re a fully-vested member of the Cut and Run Party to keep from getting bit on the ass come November?

Funny you should ask, because just in time, the Deadstream Media™, decides we are no longer interested in maniacal, murderous religious fanatics, with world domination as a stated goal. We’ve decided that money is the real defining issue of the election, along with domestic issues that just so happen to coincide with the Dhimmicrats platform of Socialist Utopia, World Peace, Prosperity, Social Justice, Free Health Care for all and a complete ban on the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Pocketbook worries outweigh voters’ concerns over war in Iraq

Voters began to worry more about their pocketbooks over the last month — even more than about the war in Iraq.

Over the last month, huh? No coinky-dink with the irrevocable fact that we’re winning in Iraq right? nahhhhh……Grab a beverage and a snack, this one is going to take some time to work through pups.

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…asks alert reader LC spiffus, and His Imperial Majesty can only agree. The only thing to “consider” in this case is how to best prolong the agony of the swine perpetrators as they’re excruciatingly slowly tortured, maimed and mutilated to death.

Anderson and McEnroe, both 29, were each charged with six counts of aggravated first-degree murder. Authorities say they have confessed. Conviction on aggravated first-degree murder in Washington is punishable only by death or life in prison without possibility of parole, and Satterberg said he would give “serious consideration” to the death penalty.

“Serious consideration”, you say?

Well, why don’t we go through what those two beasts did?

Anderson was upset that her parents were insisting that she pay rent for the trailer she was living in on their property, and teed off as well that they had dared to not take her side in a dispute with her brother over some money that she had allegedly let him borrow. So what to do?

Court documents said McEnroe, a store clerk, and Anderson, who is unemployed, told detectives they armed themselves on Christmas Eve and went to her parents’ home near Carnation, about 25 miles east of Seattle. There, they confronted Anderson’s parents, Wayne Anderson, 60, and Judy Anderson, 61, in their living room.

[…]

Satterberg said Michele Anderson fired once at her father’s head but missed. McEnroe stepped in, leveled his gun and fatally shot Wayne Anderson in the head, documents said.

Judy Anderson heard the shots and ran from the back room where she had been wrapping gifts. She was shot by McEnroe, who apologized to her before shooting her again, this time in the head, the court documents said.

Oh, but they weren’t done yet, not at all. Executing her own parents wasn’t enough for the trailer trash bitch and her demented boyfriend:

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I am going to change gears here for a thread and NOT talk about politics or carry on arguments with no clear end in sight.

So what to talk about?

Well, I do a lot of StumbleUpon. I have the StumbleUpon toolbar in my browser and when I am bored I will spend an hour just “stumbling” to see the interesting sites out there.

Today I stumbled upon a page of Vintage Advertising At Its Worst - Part 2   and was captivated enough it the examples that I saw, that I spent the next several hours Googling for more.

Here are some examples:

Nothing goes better with Christmas than Chesterfields

 Keep Pops in line with the “Thorizine Shuffle”:

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LCs SDN and Salgak send us this, a Lefty Moonbat’s wet dream about a world in which the Loonies rule and the Reichwingers are all washed away by The Upcoming Glowbull Catastrophic Wormening™ and, in so doing, puts on display the compassion and unselfishness for which the Loony Left has become so well-deservedly famous:

Global Warming Will Save America from the Right…Eventually

by Dave Lindorff

Sat., 12/22/2007 - 19:21—Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.

Look at a map of the US.

The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level.

Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.

So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles.

Ahhh… The memories. Memories of Michael Moore-on the Mysteriously Mobile Manatee of Michigan lamenting in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, not that 3,000 innocent Americans had been murdered, but that the terrorists had murdered so many blue staters. We were beginning to wonder how long it would take before the Loony Left once again lost themselves in masturbatory fantasies about “ethnically cleansing” America of their political opponents.

It’s not like it’s a new thing with socialists to wish for the wholesale slaughter of people disagreeing with them. As a matter of fact, one might say that it’s their whole modus operandi, their S.O.P. and indeed whole raison d’etre: Getting rid of those pesky non-socialists and all of the problems they create by insisting on using logic. Wiping them off the face of the Earth for The Greater Good™. All socialists have embraced it from Lenin over Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot, you name them.

I guess that when you don’t have a rational argument, a bullet in the face will have to do.

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We spoke too soon. We thought that Bill Richardson had the dubious honor of coming up with the most retarded response to the Bhutto assassination, but the Huckaclown beat him. By a country mile:

Mike Huckabee strode out to the strains of “Right Now” by Van Halen and immediately addressed the Bhutto situation, expressing “our sincere concern and apologies for what has happened in Pakistan.”

Sure, Mike. We too would like to offer our apologies for an al-Qaeda splodeydope shredding Bhutto and a baker’s dozen other innocents.

Was he just trying, characteristically ineptly, to say “we’re sorry for your loss?” Maybe. It’s not like he hasn’t got a rather extensive record when it comes to public outbursts of expressive dysphasia, but it is getting to be rather tiresome having to wait for the obligatory translation into English from Imbecile every time he opens his mouth.

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