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In news that will make the members of the National Democratic Socialist Party of America go even more schizophrenic than they already are, our friendly neighbors to the South are scaring the shit out of environmental scientists who are working to study and preserve the wildlife along our border.

PHOENIX — Biologist Karen Krebbs used to study bats in Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument on the Arizona-Mexico border. Then, she got tired of dodging drug smugglers all night.

“I use night-vision goggles, and you could see them very clearly” — caravans of men with guns and huge backpacks full of drugs, trudging through the desert, Krebbs said. After her 10th or 11th time hiding in bushes and behind rocks, she abandoned her research.

“I’m just not willing to risk my neck anymore,” she said.

What’s a Poverty Pimp™ to do when his or her future voting bloc of Shamnesty™-seeking welfare sponges are threatening to kill Mother Gaia’s™ custodians? (And thereby possibly unleashing the wrath of the Eco-Freaks™. Of course, they’ll most likely blame the Eeeeevil BusHitlerCheneyBurton Cabal™ for forcing the Poor, Oppressed Little Brown People™ into the pristine wilderness areas, by not demolishing the border checkpoints and allowing them to simply drive in, unfettered and unmolested.)

Across the southwestern U.S. border and in northern Mexico, scientists such as Krebbs say their work is increasingly threatened by smugglers as tighter border security pushes trafficking into the most remote areas where botanists, zoologists and geologists do their research.

Yeeeeeeeeeah. The continuing rise in the number of illegal aliens “undocumented workers” around the country sure do show how much “tighter” the border is. How many miles of that vaunted, much-ballyhooed border fence have been installed so far?
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We’ve been remiss in posting this.

R.I.P., Dan.

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It’s going to be such sweet irony watching The Great Goreacle’s Glow Bull Worming Ponzi Scheme™ being crushed under the boot of Turd Word® Revolucións!™ over the price of everything from tequila to tamales.

(Note: All emphasis mine—B.)

EL PASO, Texas (AP) — Each Christmas season since 1984 Gilberto Carrillo’s family has wrapped thousands of Mexican tamales by hand, but this year he must charge customers more than ever for the tasty holiday favorite.

It’s a routine that keeps his family business, Tamales Lupita, and other tamale shops very busy this time of year. But rising expenses have forced him and others throughout the Southwest to pass on the cost to customers.

Carrillo said his store charged $11 per dozen last year and now it’s at $12 per dozen.

“Everything is going up, meat, corn husks, minimum wage, everything,” he said as a line of customers filled his shop.

Why are the prices going up so quickly? Hell, even these non-college-educated, working class José six-packs have that figured out.

Tamale makers blame the jump in corn prices on the country’s efforts to use corn for ethanol-enfused fuel. Corn prices have risen about 55 percent since 2003, along with the price of petroleum products needed to ship and package it, according to the Texas Department of Agriculture.

Welcome to the future, where Gaia-worshiping fuckheads have duped the gullible masses into turning their food crops into fuel sources and left hundreds, if not thousands, of years worth of non-food fuel sources underground and not built any nukular power plants.

It’s A Wonderful Life.

F.E.T.E.

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Shamelessly stolen from Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur, who shamelessly stole it from someone else, who shamelessly… Well, you get the point.

WARNING: If you are easily offended, just click the links above and read them. DO NOT click the “Give us more…” button if you have tender sensibilities.

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Glow Bull Worming’s Flag

The granola nut-munching, tofu-snorting, patchouli-stenched Gaia-worshiping Enviro-Fascists™ have stopped even pretending that their real agenda is saving the planet. They must figure that they’ve got so many gullible morons indoctrinated with The Great Gorebecile’s Glow Bull Worming™ that they can drop all pretenses and just come right out and call History’s Greatest Ponzi Scheme™ exactly what it is: A Socialist One World Government & Wealth Redistribution Scheme.

The environmental group Friends of the Earth, in attendance in Bali, also advocated the transfer of money from rich to poor nations on Wednesday.

“A climate change response must have at its heart a redistribution of wealth and resources,” said Emma Brindal, a climate justice campaigner coordinator for Friends of the Earth. (LINK)

Calls for global regulations and taxes are not new at the UN. Former Vice President Al Gore, who arrived Thursday at the Bali conference, reiterated this week his call to place a price on carbon dioxide emissions. (Conveniently purchased from one of the slush fund scams run by himself and his friends.—B.) (LINK)

In 2000, then French President Jacques Chirac said the UN’s Kyoto Protocol represented “the first component of an authentic global governance.” Former EU Environment Minister Margot Wallstrom said, “Kyoto is about the economy, about leveling the playing field for big businesses worldwide.” Canadian Prime Minster Stephen Harper once dismissed Kyoto as a “socialist scheme.” (And Mr. Harper hit the nail straight on its head.—B.) (LINK)

Any questions, class? If so, just do a search (using your preferred search engine) with the term “global warming wealth redistribution” and read until your heart’s content or your head explodes, whichever comes first.

We, down here in The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, figure we’ll go out and burn a few hundred acres next week, just to piss off the Marxist MoonBats™ and help stave off the coming New Age Ice Age™.

F.E.T.E.

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Grab a cooler full of adult beverages and head on over to Iowahawk’s place for one of the longest and, more importantly, funniest rectum shreddings of TNR and their Fuckheaded Fabulist™, Scott Beauchamp, you will ever read.

Here’s an excerpt:

Regardless, the doubts about “Shock Troops” resonated. All over the blogosphere, people who presented themselves as “experts” and “veterans” and claimed that the events described in the piece could never have happened. Some of these assertions were vague and meaningless– “They are not ‘Shock Troops.’ They are our best and bravest,” Kristol wrote–as if our soldiers were dainty plaster saints, immune from the traumas of wacky practical jokes of war. One wonders if Kristol has actually read the IMDB film reviews of Redacted, let alone actual seen it. But others were more specific and troubling. Denizens of FOB Falcon insisted that they had never seen a woman who matched Thomas’s description; some familiar with the Bradley asserted that it couldn’t be maneuvered into a 90 mph four-wheel drift, or pimped out with 22″ spinners, or setup with hydros to hop on stray dogs.

Remember to have plenty of refreshments on hand, but make damn sure that you wrap your monitor in SpewProof® brand plastic wrap before you go over and start reading.

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LC Scott posted this link in the Instant Bark and we, down in The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, couldn’t help but add our two sesterti’s worth. After all, there’s enough hate flowing from The Religion of Pieces™ for all of us to enjoy our fair share of it, every now and then.

Motex®: Let The Blood Flow!™

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Filed under the “Headlines That Write Themselves” category…

LC & Imperial Back-slidden Jooish Cuisinartiste™, Darth Bacon, mined and sent us this little gem from The City of Brotherly Hoodlumery™.

Feel free to write your own headlines.

F.E.T.E.

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Here is the Shoddy Retardian ideal of beauty.

Shoddy Retardian Beauties (Reuters Photo)

Here is what they COULD be looking at, if they didn’t force their women to wear black felafel sacks from head-to-toe.

Iranian Bikini Contest Winner

The incredibly hawt one in the middle is an Iranian female who won a bikini contest in Houston a while back.

We’d ride a camel across the Sahara to lick the sweat off her… *Ahem* Well, you get the idea…

The top photo is a glimpse of what you’ll be seeing at Spring Break, if the likes of Keith Ellison and his fellow Shari’a Shitheads™ ever gain power.

Hmmm… Which system to choose to live under? That’s a tough one.

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Those Socialist Shitheads over on The Stoopid Side of the Idiotarian Parallel Universal Divide™ had better find another platform to run on besides “The Iraq War Is LOST!”, because history is, yet again, rearing its ugly head and proving them wrong.

The GWT is going to last for more decades than most of us will kicking around on this ball of dirt, but the goat-bothering camel-molesters of Al Qaieda are in their final death throes.

Speaking through an interpreter at a 31 October meeting at the Iraqi Islamic Party headquarters in downtown Baghdad, Sheik Omar said that al Qaeda had been “defeated mentally, and therefore is defeated physically,” referring to how clear it has become that the terrorist group’s tactics have backfired. Operatives who could once disappear back into the crowd after committing an increasingly atrocious attack no longer find safe haven among the Iraqis who live in the southern part of Baghdad. They are being hunted down and killed. Or, if they are lucky, captured by Americans.

The nutless Donk douchebags (Yeah, we’re lookin’ at you, Harry, Nancy, Murthafucker, et al.) are in serious trouble. Michael Moore-on’s Minutmen™ have had their asses handed to ‘em and the 2008 DNC convention won’t be able to use our brave & heroic military members’ sacrifices as a bloody platform from which to piss on their graves.

F.E.T.E.

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