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LC & IB Big Dick has a nice, feel-good story that should make every Dhimmicrat sleep a little better in their beds at night.

The part that stands out, at least to us slackers & malingerers down in The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, is this little gem:

“From the moment the cell is established, its members must be divided - into secret members, members who do not [act] openly and are not wanted by the authorities, and members who are wanted (who have been arrested in the past or on whom the intelligence apparatuses have a file)…

Hmmmmm… We seem to have had quite a few of each category strolling around all over the place the last couple of years.

“But who could you possibly mean?” we hear you asking…

How about these “Peaceful Inner Strugglers™ here, here, here and here as just a few examples?

But these are merely “Isolated Incidents™” and don’t have anything, whatsoever, to do with Bush’s Bumper Sticker Slogan™ of a global clash between the 21st century western world and Mad Mo’s 7th Century Savages™. Nope. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.


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In these times of rampant anti-American, treasonous & seditious acts by the Left and their hypocritical, billionaire Neo-Marxist ass-clowns in the Lamestream Media & WhoreyWood, it’s refreshing to see a story, such as this one, about a US company supporting the efforts of our incredible troops over in the steaming cesspool of Southwest Asia.

(Note: The article will be below the fold to save space for those of you too lazy to click the link up there. ;) )


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Thanks to LC Terrapod, the Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ now has to call in The Imperial Sanitation Crew™ to clean all of the spewed beverages off the floors, monitors & walls and then have them take our pissed-in pants to The Imperial Dry Cleaners™. Why all of the mess? We clicked on this link.

(Note: You have to watch the video.)

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When the Lamestream Midiots™ need to write a New Age Chicken Little™ story on a slow news day, what, and to whom, do they turn to for their Fool Fodder™? Why, a tornado in NYC and one of AlGore’s most high-profile High Priests of GlowBull Worming™, Doctor Fudge™ (aka James Hansen), of course!

Just check out the headline for this Putrid Pants-load of Pedantic Pandering™

Did Global Warming Cause NYC Tornado?

Nope. No agenda-driven headline there.

Now check out how the Ass-phyxiate Press™ scribbler, David Caruso, tries to establish his Unbiasedness Skreet Kreds™ by starting out his little Modern-day Grimm’s Fairy Tale™

(Note: All emphasis mine—B.)

NEW YORK (AP) — Flooded subways? A tornado in Brooklyn? It was tempting to blame it all on global warming.

Which you’ve just done, with subtle aplomb.

Plenty of public officials were doing just that in the aftermath of a short but violent thunderstorm that paralyzed the nation’s largest mass transit network and tore the roofs off limestone townhouses. But in reality, it is not quite that simple, weather and climate experts say.

But they’ll eventually get around to blaming it on precisely that. It’ll just take a few twists and permutations of the data.

The storm, which gathered strength over Pennsylvania, drenched New Jersey and then pounded the city at sunrise Wednesday was strong but not particularly rare for a hot summer day, said Jeff Warner, a meteorologist at Pennsylvania State University.

Pay close attention to that little bit of information. It’ll come in handy later on.

Climate scientist James Hansen, director of NASA’s Goddard Institute of Space Studies, agreed: “You cannot blame a single specific event, such as this week’s storm, on climate change,” he said.

Fair enough. But, as our intrepid readers will soon find out, Mr. Hansen will get around to blaming everything, from Shillary’s increased vaginal discharge to the decline in Slick Willie’s sperm count, on Anthropogenic GlowBull Worming™.

“However,” he added, “it is fair to ask whether the human changes have altered the likelihood of such events. There the answer seems to be ‘yes.’”

Yup. Severe thunderstorms are a completely new phenomenon in the United States, popping up only AFTER the invention of the steam engine and discovery of oil in Pennsylvania in the 1800’s.

Storms, Hansen explained in an e-mail to The Associated Press, are fueled by heat and moisture,…

No shit?!?! It’s a damned good thing we’ve got “unbiased experts” like Hansen to explain how those things happen or we’d have kept on thinking that Thor’s Thunderstorm Pixies™ were responsible for rain and lightning. What would we ever DO without “unbiased experts” such as Hansen? It’s not like any of us mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging plebes ever noticed an increase in thunderstorm activity on hot, humid Summer days or anything…

…and our atmosphere is becoming warmer and more humid.

And has been since the last woolly mammoth was skewered and grilled over a Neolithic campfire… But, please, do go on.
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Today’s required reading comes from the desk of Fjordman, one of the few remaining Keepers of the Gate™ caught in the downward spiraling vortex of The Swirling EUrinal™.

Go read it. That is all.


(Note: A big ol’ tip o’ the hat goes out to Hillbilly White Trash for the heads-up on Fjordman’s most excellent ClueClubbing™.)

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LC Radical Redneck alerted us to the spittle-flecked ravings of the GlueHuffers™ concerning the tragic collapse of the I-35W bridge in Minneapolis. Let’s take a quick look-see at just a smattering of the Einsteinian “logic” from a few of the Kosmically KlueFucked Kostard Kousins™, shall we?

Diego: Why not blame Bush?

Ipanema: I agree that we should blame the Idiot in Chief! After all, he decided to spend billions on the Iraq fiasco, which could have been spent on fixing the crumbling infrastructure in the US. Chalk another crime by the Decider (his rap sheet is getting rather long)!

eurydice: An obvious Karl Rove maneuver. The administration is finally beginning to fall apart. Gonzales is falling, Cheney about to tumble…
What does the Bush Administration do now?
Blow up a bridge! In a liberal American city. Distract attention from them. Michael Chertoff’s warnings don’t work, so blow up a bridge. It’s all the networks are covering now.
Good move, Karl Rove!

The helmet-wearing, short bus-riding retards grab the first quickly-scribbled article that gives them what they think is Teh Truth™ that they need to nail ShrubCo & His Merry Marauding KKKabal™ and try to run with it:

Grunty1: Not to mention that bridge was marked as “structurally deficient” back in 2005, scoring 50% where less than 80% requires repair work and anything less than 50% marks it for replacement.

lisakaz: Yep. Including, apparently, not informing the state (I presume that inspection was federal, given it’s an interstate). After all, the low score “didn’t mean that the bridge is unsafe,” Transportation Secretary Mary Peters said. Way to go, Mary. Gee, do you think the bridge is unsafe now, perhaps? Maybe this dope oughta be impeached or whomever let that score go by w/o doing a damn thing.

How much do we bet that NOTHING was done about?

The predictability of the ClueDeficient™ fucktards who regularly post there wasn’t Earth-shattering, to say the least. What WAS truly stunning was how quickly their bong-addled delusions of a HalliBusHitlerCheneyBurton Neo-KKKon KKKabal KKKonspiracy™, among other similarly moronic Blame BushCo!™ memes, were destroyed by none other than that Eeeevil ReichWing Media Machine™, The Asphyxiated Press™.

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Minnesota officials were warned as early as 1990 that the bridge that collapsed into the Mississippi River was “structurally deficient,” yet they relied on patchwork repairs and stepped-up inspections that unraveled amid a thunderous plunge of concrete and automobiles.

“We thought we had done all we could,” state bridge engineer Dan Dorgan told reporters not far from the mangled remains of the span. “Obviously something went terribly wrong.”


In 1990, the federal government gave the I-35W bridge a rating of “structurally deficient,” citing significant corrosion in its bearings. The bridge is one of about 77,000 bridges in that category nationwide, 1,160 in Minnesota alone.

The designation means some portions of the bridge needed to be scheduled for repair or replacement, and it was on a schedule for inspection every two years.


During the 1990s, later inspections found fatigue cracks and corrosion in the steel around the bridge’s joints. Those problems were repaired. (By bolting on steel plates, NOT replacing the metal.—B.) Starting in 1993, the state said, the bridge was inspected annually instead of every other year.

The state of Minnesota had at least 17 years to either properly repair or replace the bridge after it received its first “structurally deficient” rating. The federal government isn’t in the business of building Interstate highways & bridges. They allocate money to the states and the states take care of the building and repairing of said federal highways.

But, would you EXPECT the morons who believe the fetid fecal material that spews forth from HuffingGluePost™ to understand what actually happens in the real world and place the blame where it firmly belongs?

Nah, it’s easier to just Blame Bush!™ than to admit that their local and state pols were too busy lining their pockets and doling out money to welfare sows, in return for their votes, to actually take care of the infrastructure that our federal tax dollars had gone to build and maintain. Katrina anyone?


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Remulak MoxArgon exposes, and then thoroughly shreds, the *coughbullshitcough* “open-mindedness” *coughbullshitcough* of a Marxist fucknozzle, one “Komrade Michael T. Eckhart”, pRresident of the American Council On Renewable Energy (ACORE), towards a fellow Ivy Leaguer who doesn’t subscribe to The Great GlowBull Worming Scam™, one Marlo Lewis.

Marlo –

You are so full of crap.

You have been proven wrong. The entire world has proven you wrong. You are the last guy on Earth to get it. Take this warning from me, Marlo. It is my intention to destroy your career as a liar. If you produce one more editorial against climate change, I will launch a campaign against your professional integrity. I will call you a liar and charlatan to the Harvard community of which you and I are members. I will call you out as a man who has been bought by Corporate America. Go ahead, guy. Take me on.


Michael T. Eckhart
American Council On Renewable Energy (ACORE)

Apparently Komrade Eckhart didn’t learn, during his years of cock swallowing behind the ivy-encrusted walls, that us Eeeeevil VRWC Kapitalists™ don’t take too kindly to threats. ESPECIALLY threats from a limp-wristed, mewling Licker of Lenin’s Left Testicle™, who just happened to have the tonsil capacity to fellate his way through an Ivy League school, instead of the once-required mental capacity to grok more than one variable of a multi-faceted, non-static, open energy system.

Go read Remulak’s ruthless bitchslapping of Komrade Eckhart and, by proxy, the entire Stoopid Side of the Idiotarian Parallel Universal Divide™.


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Let’s hope that the Breck Girl™ and HIS family are standing right next to the next Bumper Sticker™ that goes off, instead of innocent victims.

LONDON — Police thwarted an apparent terror attack early Friday after an ambulance crew reported seeing a smoking car parked near Piccadilly Circus that turned out to be packed with gasoline, nails, gas cylinders, and a detonator.

The explosives — safely defused by a bomb squad — were powerful enough to have caused “significant injury or loss of life” — possibly killing hundreds, British anti-terror police chief Peter Clarke said.

That’s some powerful Bumper Sticker™ there, Deadwards. How about you put one of those on your Carbon Neutral Limousine™? Also, while you’re at it, how about having The Chappaquiddick Swimmer™ be your chauffeur?


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LC & IB Beth, ISW, during a hot, steamy & most passionate Yahoo! Messenger session, linked the Imperial Dungeon™ Game Room ™ to this story that raised the ambient temperature of the various bi-valved mollusks of our collective cardio-vascular systems.

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. - Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.

He immediately grabbed the person’s wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before a store manager intervened.

“I guess he thought I was an easy mark,” Barnes, 72, told The Grand Rapids Press for a story Tuesday.

He’s anything but an easy mark: Barnes served in the Marines, was an accomplished Golden Gloves boxer and retired after 20 years as an iron worker.

The festering fucknugget who was trying steal Mr. Barnes’ hard-earned money is now in the tender care of the Kent County Sheriff’s Office, thanks to Mr. Barnes refusing to become a victim.

Mr. Barnes, thank you for your service to our country, both during your time in the U.S. Marine Corps and in this case.


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… and wondering how long until the author of this Ass-phyxiated Press article, Robert Tanner, is tombstoned.

The headline is all you really need to see to know that there’s going to be a veritable shitstorm of Howling Moonbats™ pulling out their hair, whilst puking and shitting in public streets, in protest over the hard data that was put together by the authors of the study.

Studies Say Death Penalty Deters Crime

LefTard heads are splodulatin’ everywhere. One of the authors of the study pre-emptively sticks a fork in the Mewling Marxist Morons™ before they can even pull out their bongs and take a good, long hit and sputter their first “But it’s just a BusHitlerNeoConReichWing-backed study!”

“Science does really draw a conclusion. It did. There is no question about it,” said Naci Mocan, an economics professor at the University of Colorado at Denver. “The conclusion is there is a deterrent effect.”

A 2003 study he co-authored, and a 2006 study that re-examined the data, found that each execution results in five fewer homicides, and commuting a death sentence means five more homicides. “The results are robust, they don’t really go away,” he said. “I oppose the death penalty. But my results show that the death penalty (deters) - what am I going to do, hide them?”

If you were employed by the IPCC, absolutely. But, since you’re not, we’re glad you held fast to the scientific principles and didn’t just throw out the data that didn’t fit into your political viewpoint and stuck with the facts. You’re to be commended for your professionalism & honesty, professor Mocan.


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