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Obviously this video was made with an eye to the Iowa caucuses, but the message in there applies to all of us and, indeed, to the entire Fred! in ‘08 campaign.

If you want to know why we’re a FredHead, you need but to watch this:

Vote accordingly.

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Didn’t take long for a liberal bleeding heart fuckstick to crawl out from under his rock so he could stroke his holier-than-thou, hyperinflated ego in public. Don’t indecent exposure laws apply in Seattle? (thanks to Alert Reader Odie for the tip)

“Vengeance is mine,” said the Lord.

And then you read the names of the slain.

Judy and Wayne Anderson, both in their 60s.

Scott Anderson and his wife, Erica, and their two kids, Olivia, 6, and Nathan, just 3.

All shot dead on Christmas Eve.

You learn how these innocents pleaded for their lives and were blasted away by gunfire inside a Carnation home — and you do not want to wait for God.

You want the two suspects, Michele Anderson and her boyfriend, Joseph McEnroe, to feel vengeance now, get the ultimate payback.

Well, yes. But most of all, you want those two things taken out of circulation so that they may never, under any circumstances, hurt anybody ever again. The fact that they won’t be wasting valuable nutrients and oxygen either is just a bonus.

King County prosecutors Friday charged the pair with six counts of aggravated first-degree murder, opening the door to capital punishment. But the death penalty shouldn’t be the knee-jerk choice here — not in a civilized nation that so strongly touts its Christian ways.

Hooray! If there’s one thing that can make His Imperial Majesty all giddy with joy on a Sunday, it’s an opportunity to mock and ridicule yet another liberal assclown who thinks he knows something about Christianity but, in a few short paragraphs, proves beyond a reasonable doubt that he knows less about it than Muqtada al-Sadr. And when you see a screed claiming that capital punishment is against Christian doctrine, you know that the game is on.

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…asks alert reader LC spiffus, and His Imperial Majesty can only agree. The only thing to “consider” in this case is how to best prolong the agony of the swine perpetrators as they’re excruciatingly slowly tortured, maimed and mutilated to death.

Anderson and McEnroe, both 29, were each charged with six counts of aggravated first-degree murder. Authorities say they have confessed. Conviction on aggravated first-degree murder in Washington is punishable only by death or life in prison without possibility of parole, and Satterberg said he would give “serious consideration” to the death penalty.

“Serious consideration”, you say?

Well, why don’t we go through what those two beasts did?

Anderson was upset that her parents were insisting that she pay rent for the trailer she was living in on their property, and teed off as well that they had dared to not take her side in a dispute with her brother over some money that she had allegedly let him borrow. So what to do?

Court documents said McEnroe, a store clerk, and Anderson, who is unemployed, told detectives they armed themselves on Christmas Eve and went to her parents’ home near Carnation, about 25 miles east of Seattle. There, they confronted Anderson’s parents, Wayne Anderson, 60, and Judy Anderson, 61, in their living room.


Satterberg said Michele Anderson fired once at her father’s head but missed. McEnroe stepped in, leveled his gun and fatally shot Wayne Anderson in the head, documents said.

Judy Anderson heard the shots and ran from the back room where she had been wrapping gifts. She was shot by McEnroe, who apologized to her before shooting her again, this time in the head, the court documents said.

Oh, but they weren’t done yet, not at all. Executing her own parents wasn’t enough for the trailer trash bitch and her demented boyfriend:

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LCs SDN and Salgak send us this, a Lefty Moonbat’s wet dream about a world in which the Loonies rule and the Reichwingers are all washed away by The Upcoming Glowbull Catastrophic Wormening™ and, in so doing, puts on display the compassion and unselfishness for which the Loony Left has become so well-deservedly famous:

Global Warming Will Save America from the Right…Eventually

by Dave Lindorff

Sat., 12/22/2007 - 19:21—Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.

Look at a map of the US.

The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level.

Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.

So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles.

Ahhh… The memories. Memories of Michael Moore-on the Mysteriously Mobile Manatee of Michigan lamenting in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, not that 3,000 innocent Americans had been murdered, but that the terrorists had murdered so many blue staters. We were beginning to wonder how long it would take before the Loony Left once again lost themselves in masturbatory fantasies about “ethnically cleansing” America of their political opponents.

It’s not like it’s a new thing with socialists to wish for the wholesale slaughter of people disagreeing with them. As a matter of fact, one might say that it’s their whole modus operandi, their S.O.P. and indeed whole raison d’etre: Getting rid of those pesky non-socialists and all of the problems they create by insisting on using logic. Wiping them off the face of the Earth for The Greater Good™. All socialists have embraced it from Lenin over Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot, you name them.

I guess that when you don’t have a rational argument, a bullet in the face will have to do.

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We spoke too soon. We thought that Bill Richardson had the dubious honor of coming up with the most retarded response to the Bhutto assassination, but the Huckaclown beat him. By a country mile:

Mike Huckabee strode out to the strains of “Right Now” by Van Halen and immediately addressed the Bhutto situation, expressing “our sincere concern and apologies for what has happened in Pakistan.”

Sure, Mike. We too would like to offer our apologies for an al-Qaeda splodeydope shredding Bhutto and a baker’s dozen other innocents.

Was he just trying, characteristically ineptly, to say “we’re sorry for your loss?” Maybe. It’s not like he hasn’t got a rather extensive record when it comes to public outbursts of expressive dysphasia, but it is getting to be rather tiresome having to wait for the obligatory translation into English from Imbecile every time he opens his mouth.

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They were bound to succeed eventually, but that doesn’t make it any less tragic.

Say what you will about her politics, the fact remains that she was an incredibly brave woman and a staunch ally against Sharia and 7th century attitudes towards women. In the middle of an pisslamic cesspool, no less. We dare say that none would have thought less of her if she’d decided that it was safer to continue the struggle against medievalism from outside the dark center of it, but she’d have none of it. She refused to be scared or intimidated and kept coming back. A truly brave soul that will be missed a lot.

First the “Peaceful, Inner Strugglers” of pisslam tried murdering her by blowing up a one-year-old infant, then they tried using a fifteen-year-old and now, well who knows? We suppose we’ll find out once they collect enough pieces of the scumbag. Much to nobody’s surprise, al-Qaeda claims responsibility. Except for liberals, of course. They’ve been telling us for years now that there is no threat and no war on terror, but let’s not bring the differently abled mental midgets into this.

Needless to say, this is bound to make things rather interesting in Pakistan for a while.

The reactions from abroad are all over the board, ranging from the inane to the plain stupid.

President Bush digs out his old script, dusts it off and demands a thorough investigation and that the guilty ones be “brought to justice.” Right, Georgie. Let’s send the Feds, have them sift through the body parts and then send them off into al-Qaeda territory with a SWAT team and a stack of arrest warrants, why don’t we?

Here’s a novel idea for ya: Why don’t we send in a wing of Buffs instead and carpet bomb every square fucking inch of the hovels that the cowards are hiding in? That’s how we used to fight wars, you know. We don’t recall Eisenhower demanding that we send a bunch of detectives to Berlin to arrest Hitler, nor can we think of a single instance in which Roosevelt called for Tojo being “brought to justice.”

Bill Richardson, one of the Dhimmicrat Hopefuls, on the other hand insists that the only logical thing to do in the aftermath of an al-Qaeda terrorist attack is to… hold Musharraf accountable and call for his resignation:

We must use our diplomatic leverage and force the enemies of democracy to yield: President Bush should press Musharraf to step aside, and a broad-based coalition government, consisting of all the democratic parties, should be formed immediately. Until this happens, we should suspend military aid to the Pakistani government. Free and fair elections must also be held as soon as possible.

The Stupid™ is strong with this one.

We’ll remember that the next time there’s a shooting in Dallas. We’ll immediately demand that the Mayor resign. What is it with liberals and their pathological inability/refusal to place blame where it belongs?

We’re no fan of Musharraf, as a matter of fact he’s entirely too lukewarm in his pursuit of al-Qaeda for our tastes, but somehow we don’t think that bringing in a squabbling coalition (that would most certainly include a fair number of criminally insane Islamofascist whackjobs) to replace him is going to improve the situation here.

Pakistan is staring at a major domestic crisis here, you might even go as far as calling a looming civil war an actual emergency, and we don’t think that the solution lies in bringing in everybody for a social where they can sit around fiddling and discussing their grievances while Islamabad burns. Which, truthfully, we normally wouldn’t give two shits about, but they happen to have nukes too, which makes for a completely different ballgame.

Just sayin’, is all.

UPDATE: Bill Richardson’s mental diarrhea about ousting Musharraf and replacing him with some mythical “broad coalition” is particularly stupid when coupled with this little snippet about the actual political reality of Pakistan:

A recent CNN poll showed that 46 percent of Pakistanis approve of Osama bin Laden.

Aspirants to the American presidency should hope to score so highly in the United States. In Pakistan, though, the al-Qaeda emir easily beat out that country’s current president, Pervez Musharraf, who polled at 38 percent.

Yep, that’s right. Forty-six percent of Pakistanis approve of bin Laden. Clearly, the best thing to do right now is to bring those forty-six percent into government and put them in control of Pakistan’s nukes.

Also remember that our quarrel isn’t with the people in general, it’s with an extremely small, radical, out-of-the-mainstream minority. Right?

That was sarcasm, by the way.

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…there’d be rampant rape of Arabs going on in the Terrortories 24/7.

Such is the conclusion of this heap of garbage produced by a bunch of leftist Israeli academics who have been scratching their pointed little heads trying to figure out why the IDF stubbornly refuses to fit the stereotype of them that is so wildly popular in the leftist alternate reality.

The abstract of the paper, authored by doctoral candidate Tal Nitzan, notes that the paper shows that “the lack of organized military rape is an alternate way of realizing [particular] political goals.”

The next sentence delineates the particular goals that are realized in this manner: “In the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, it can be seen that the lack of military rape merely strengthens the ethnic boundaries and clarifies the inter-ethnic differences - just as organized military rape would have done.”

Damned if you rape, damned if you don’t. Both are “evidence” of rampant racism in the IDF, according to those tenured cluetards.

The paper further theorizes that Arab women in Judea and Samaria are not raped by IDF soldiers because the women are de-humanized in the soldiers’ eyes.

Really! Aren’t Arab women good enough to rape for you evil, racist, Zionist overlords??? This will not stand! From here on out, there MUST be mandatory rape sessions in the IDF. It’s the only humane, NON-racist thing to do!

Bumblefucked Yutzes.

On the other hand, if you want to know the real reason why the IDF aren’t habitually raping Arab females, other than the obvious one that the IDF, unlike their opponents, aren’t savage beasts, here’s a gentle hint.

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Unless you’d rather be left with a choice between Hickabee and Mitt “My Position, My Friend, Is Blowin’ In The Wind” Romney (or even, *shudder*, John McAmnesty McVain), that is.

Count us in.

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From all of us at the Imperial Palace.

Kick back, relax, unplug from the rat race and spend some time with your loved ones, remembering to concentrate on the fact that you’re with your loved ones. Deadlines, bills and all of the other stuff that keeps us from enjoying the fruits of our labor and the many blessing in our lives can wait. It’ll all still be there after the holidays whether you waste precious time fretting about it or not, so DON’T.

In what may seem like a violation of our own Imperial Holiday Policy, we’d also like to forward Fred Thompson’s Christmas message to you. But only because he, unlike any of the other candidates, none of whom are worth wasting five bloody seconds on, completely fails to use his message to bloviate about his own greatness and eminent suitability for the office of President. In fact, he doesn’t talk about himself at ALL, which is a refreshing change in a politician, to say the very least.

Instead, he talks about the only ones other than the loved ones you’re spending the holidays with that you SHOULD spend some time thinking about:

Because if it weren’t for them, you wouldn’t be spending the holidays in peace, prosperity and safety at all.

Coincidentally, if you too think that Fred! is to be commended for this message and that he’s the kind of person we need in the White House, you can donate whatever spare change you still have left to him here. He needs it, and America needs HIM.


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Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy it’s going to be a rather splendid time watching the Huckabomb go down in flames.

We don’t know about you, but somehow it strikes us as rather unwise to choose for the leader of our nation somebody who likes to pick fights with people he can’t possibly hope to win against. Pick a fight. With Rush freakin’ LIMBAUGH???

Also, now that he’s done pronouncing that he has G-d’s Own Endorsement and that any criticism of him during the holy season is just downright un-Christian, he’s on to bigger things. He has already done his best to insult anybody happening to be a Mormon so, that particular denomination checked off the list, the next obvious group to piss on would be the Catholics, we suppose.

Apparently taking a dump on somebody’s faith by kissing up to a raving bigot who hates their guts is quite OK with the Almighty, but criticizing The Anointed Hickabee, G-d’s Own Candidate during Christmas is just. Beyond. The. Pale.

But what would we know? We don’t have the L-rd Our Savior’s Own Endorsement like Hickabee does.

Who is this moron’s strategy advisor? Hermann Goering?

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