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(With profound apologies to The Knack)

The Teddy Bear Saga continues (link via LC & IB Bill Quick). The English teacher brought up on charges in the medieval cesspool of pisslamic barbarism known as the Sudan for naming, at a student’s request, a teddy bear “Mohammed” has been sentenced to 15 days in prison:

THE British teacher held for naming a teddy bear Mohammed has been found guilty of insulting religion and has been sentenced to 15 days in prison, her lawyer said.

She will also face deportation.

Considering the pisslamic open sewer that she’s being deported from, that last bit can hardly be called “punishment.”

Looking tired and distressed, Gillian Gibbons, 54, earlier appeared in a Khartoum courtroom for the start of her trial charged with insulting religion and inciting hatred.

Naming a teddy bear after one of her students, at his request, equates “insulting religion” and “inciting hatred.” Got it. Of course, this is under the same kind of “justice” that equates being gang-raped with infidelity and sentences the rape victim to 200 lashes, so we shouldn’t be surprised, nor are we. Such are the ways of the “Religion of Peace.”

She entered amid chaotic scenes, with an offender being whipped outside as part of his punishment and riot police surrounding the area.

Media and school colleagues were banned from the court and police tried to stop Mrs Gibbons’ own lawyer entering.

Why don’t we write “Got Due Process?” on the first ICBM launched in the general direction of those pisslamic subhumans?

In a statement read to court, the mother of two, from Aigburth, Liverpool, defended herself by explaining her seven-year-old pupils picked the name.

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And the MSM, wholly owned subsidiary of the DNC, continue their planting campaign during the debates. Strangely, almost all of CNN’s “undecided, concerned voters asking critical questions” seem to be avowed Democrat activists.

Something that can be found out by anybody with two minutes and knowledge of that mysterious device called “Google”, but is apparently too hideously arcane and complex for the impeccably credentialed journaljizzmers and their nine thousand, six hundred and umpty-nine layers of editors and researchers.

It must be CNN’s concern over glowbullshit wormening, because with all of those plants they’re making, they have made enough offsets to run a coal-fired megaplant for about nineteen centuries already.

Bias? What bias?

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The free ice cream machine is a bit clogged up at the moment, at least as far as this operator is concerned. One reason is that I’m busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest, but that’s fine, and the other is that my beloved Mother-in-law just got admitted to ICU with massive pulmonary edema, which is definitely not fine. It’s horrible, and it has left all of us more than a bit out of sorts.

So if you have a spare prayer or good thought, please, please, PLEASE consider sending it up. LC Jackboot (whom I immediately called when I got the news yesterday) already got the Prayer Team™ running even though I called him in the middle of a radio show (I love ya, man), and I’m happy to report that it seems her situation has stabilized somewhat. Blood pressure is somewhat under control and her SATs look good too.

Prayers work.

In other news, so as to not leave you completely without reading, here’s a link to the Imperial Minister of Truth, Bill Whittle’s latest. As always, it’s a great read, but what infuriates me about it is that he manages to do something that has eluded me for decades, which is to sum up, IN ONE BLOODY SENTENCE, why socialism will never work and why its idea of “social justice” through “equality of outcome” is an inherently oppressive, fascist, tyrannical idea:

The slow runners cannot do better than their best. The only way to achieve equality of result – the world of “justice” that so many leftists long for – is to pull down everyone to the level of the slowest runner.

There. With ONE sentence he tells you all you need to know about why socialism belongs on the same trash heap that its sister ideology national socialism currently rots on, something that I’ve been trying to tell people for YEARS, using thousands upon thousands of words and column inches.

It’s a good thing I love him so much, or I would have to kill him.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: Some very, VERY good news! The Empress called to check on the Sainted MIL, asking how she was doing, and the nurse there told her “she’s fine. Sitting right here, reading a book.” “Now’s not the time to joke around”, the incredulous Empress replied, seeing as how she’d been told by the attending last night that she’d be on the vent for at least a few days. “I’m not joking. She’s off the vent and sitting here reading a book”, the nurse replied.

G-d be praised! Last night, we didn’t know if she was going to make it at all and now, many many prayers later, she’s off the vent and doing better already! Thank you so much all of you, and G-d Bless you all! And thank you, G-d Almighty, for your mercy and love. Compared to how things were yesterday night, it’s nothing short of a bona fide miracle and yes, they do happen. Thanks to you, L-rd.

[Indeed they do, questions anyone?-JB]

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…4.5% growth in GDP is a “recession.”

At least according to the MSMidiots, inasmuch as they’re willing to even talk about the second-highest quarterly growth since Q2 of 2000.

Mustn’t disturb the narrative, don’t you know? We’re in THE WORST ECONOMY SINCE HOOVER!!!!1!!!1ONE!!!!

This, of course, coming hard on the heels of a record-breaking sales record for Black Friday which, unsurprisingly, also went almost unmentioned.

With all of the concerted effort that the “unbiased” media has put into downplaying the economy and convincing everybody that we’re about five minutes away from long lines at the soup kitchen over the last seven years, one can only wonder how well the economy might have been doing if it hadn’t been for the Journaljizzmers putting political preference over the welfare of American citizens.

Oh, and “Women, Minorities Hardest Hit.”

Had to put that in there, since the media clowns managed to forget for once.

Thatisall.

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…which will be bad news for the “alternative” crowd in Mass-o-Two-Shits, who’ll have to go elsewhere for their instant gratification now.

The clowns who keep electing Fat Ted and John Fuckface just might be stupid enough to let them get away with it too. At any rate, it shows how Nanny Statism continues to march onwards.

Lawmakers on Beacon Hill are set to consider a proposed ban on spanking children in the commonwealth.

NewsCenter 5’s Shiba Russell reported that the issue is set for debate at a Statehouse hearing Wednesday morning.

The Boston Herald reported that State Rep. Jay Kaufman filed the spanking ban petition at the request of an Arlington, Mass., nurse who wants Massachusetts to become the first state in the country to stop corporal punishment.

If this proposal does become law and parents are caught hitting their children who are under the age of 18, they could be charged with abuse or neglect.

Leading, of course, to even more unruly, snotty brats who, having never encountered limits or consequences prior to their 18th birthday, will be prime candidates for celebrating their 19th in jail. If they’re lucky.

But don’t argue with the Almighty State. They’re not your children and, besides, you have no clue what’s best for them. Leave that to overpaid, barren spinsters with a theoretical education in child rearing.

Then, when your undisciplined runts enter real life and are smacked in the face with real consequences, they can always blame you for not doing a good enough job.

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Where “youths of mysteriously indeterminable extraction” have fun burning Paris to cinders, so fire up the Car-B-Qs and get ready to roast some marshmallows:

VILLIERS-LE-BEL, France (AP) — Rampaging youths rioted for a second night in Paris’ suburbs, firing at officers and ramming burning cars into buildings. At least 80 officers were injured, a senior police union official said Tuesday.

In fairness to Associated (With Terrorists) Press, they don’t seem to have trouble mentioning the religion that we dare not mention in connection with violence, riots and general ass-hattedness:

Youths, many of them Arab and black children of immigrants, again appeared to be lashing out at police and other targets seen to represent a French establishment they feel has left them behind.

OK, so they don’t mention The Religion That Must Not Be Named Unless Immediately Followed By The Words “Of Peace”™, but unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last fourteen-hundred years (or are a liberal multi-culti type, endlessly tolerant towards any sort of religion except for Christianity), it’s pretty obvious that we aren’t talking about Presbyterians here.

And what a marvelously brilliant behavior by the cluefucked camel-bothering cretins who feel that “the establishment has left them behind.” We’re sure that the establishment will be ever so much more benevolent in their attitude towards you now that you’ve tried to murder 80 of its members. Much like your paleosimian ideological brethren, that whole concept of “Cause and Effect” seems to elude you at every turn, doesn’t it?

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We mean, how else are we to interpret a hed like “Minorities Hit Hardest By U.S. Housing Crisis” for a story about a black guy who made a boneheaded decision? They must be suggesting that minorities are more boneheaded than other people, then. Oh well, one more reason to detest al-Roto-Reuters.

Listen, Mr. Horribly Discriminated Against Minority, it’s quite fucking simple. So simple, in fact, that His Majesty managed to grasp the concept in his first year of Economics, but let’s make it even more simple by dividing every mortgage in the world into Fixed Rate (FRM) or Adjustable Rate (ARM) ones only: Fixed rate means that, no matter what the interest rate does over the next 30 years, you’ll pay the same every month. Clearly, this makes it a really, really fucking dumb idea to get one of those if interest rates are at an all-time high, because ten years from now, when everybody else is getting nice, low-interest loans, you’re still stuck paying an arm and a leg. (We’ll cover refinancing and other issues in an Advanced Class. Suffice it to say that setting yourself up with a loan that you ought to know that you need to refi soon is about as dumb as anything I’ve ever heard of).

Conversely, which applies to your case of mental retardation, Adjustable Rate means that you’ll pay whatever the interest rate will be at any given point in the future. If it goes up, you pay more, if it goes down, you pay less. Simple, huh? Alright, then. This obviously means that it’ll be fucking daft to get one of those if interest rates are really bloody low, since you’ll likely be paying an arm and a leg while all of those who got FRMs are still paying peanuts (compared to you).

Now look at current interest rates, dumbass. Do they look like they’re going to drop substantially in the future? Not unless the Fed digs out the shovels and starts paying people to lend money from them, they bloody well won’t.

So why the FUCK did you sign an ARM when you already acknowledge that you were looking for an FRM? “Because you felt pressured into it by your broker?” What? He was holding a fucking .50 cal S&W to your head? Giving you the Evil Eye? Threatening to rape your family unless you signed?

Dumbfucked dumbass doodlebrain.

UPDATE: Our alert readers (more alert than we are, obviously) point out another interesting detail from the article: The dumbass in question is an executive assistant at… *drumroll* a BANK. That’s right. An executive assistant at a BANK who doesn’t understand what an ARM is.

Holy jumping Jehosaphat on a hydrogen-powered pogo stick, Batman! We too want to know which bank pity-fucked him with a job so that we can run, not walk away from it if, Heaven forbid, it turns out we have money in it.

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Inspired (too late) by LC & IB Michelle’s poster competition, we decided to go right ahead and apply our very limited PhotoShopping skillz to a healthy dose of ripping off old concepts, and this is what we came up with:

“Oohs” and “Aaahs”, while not obligatory, still come highly recommended. The Stormtroopers are a bit — restive these days. And bored.

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Because, thanks to a news bit found by this fine site, we think that it’s about time for some payback against all of the utter bullshite that the Liberal Thought Police™ foist on us. Oh, and while we’re at it, let’s make “one payer system” and “social justice” hate speech as well.

Accusations of racism in a Lee’s Summit high school have lead to suspensions, but now the parents say their kids were unfairly punished.

And how…

(By the way, it’s “have led“, you borderline illiterate, overpaid journaljizzmer asshat. We thought that knowing the English language was a requirement for people making a living writing in it, but obviously we were overly optimistic in our assessments. Again.)

Travis Grigsby loves playing drums, but he and his friend Alex Coday weren’t able to play for two weeks after they were suspended. It started after the band’s performance at a football game. Some kids on the drum line said they were talking about the best knots to use to tie up the drum equipment.

“Someone asked if anybody knew how to tie a noose and Travis did admit he knew how to tie a noose,” Kim Grigsby said.

Travis’ mom said her son is almost an Eagle Scout, he knew how to tie it, but told his friends he wouldn’t because you could get in trouble for that. Later, a black student on the drum line told the teacher he was offended.

Oh NOES. He said “noose” in the presence of a Snotty Brat of Color™!!!

Obviously, there can be only one “socially just” response to that kind of “hate speech:”

“Travis was accused of using a racial slur for saying the word ‘noose.’ Then he was suspended for 10 days,” Kim said.

She said the school district accused the boys of having a racially charged conversation about nooses, but Travis and Alex insist that’s not what happened.

“I don’t feel they let Alex or Travis tell their side of the story,” Kim said.

His Imperial Majesty doesn’t think, as a matter of fact we’ll go as far as to say that we’re 99.9999% certain that they didn’t get to say anything in their own defense. After all, somebody with Absolute Moral Majority™ (because somebody he’d never known had gotten abused by people that the white kids had never known) had spoken, so there is no need for the jury to retire. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Not to put too fine a point on it, but if anybody is wondering just why some people sometimes feel moved to utter actual racially biased nonsense directed at random passers-by based on whatever ethnic group they happen to be associated with, here’s your reason.

It’s called “pushback.” Look it up. Unless it has been outlawed and airbrushed out of the dictionaries already, of course.

Assclowns.

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Nothing particularly unusual about this story (link thanks to LC Azygos), but that’s exactly why stories like these need to be told again and again.

It’s quite helpful to remind the Oprahfied Instant Gratification Generation™ just what kind of beasts we are at war with, because it seems to us that they keep forgetting that Michael Moore’s Minutemen are subhuman scum that need to be put down whenever and wherever they’re encountered, by ANY MEANS AVAILABLE TO US.

Unless, of course, the ADHD’est Generation would prefer to start thinking about issuing Uzis to school crossing guards here in the U.S. one day:

BAGHDAD - Three suspected al Qaeda militants, including two sisters, beheaded their uncle and his wife, forcing the couple’s children to watch, Iraqi police said on Friday.

The militants considered that school guard Youssef al-Hayali was an infidel because he did not pray and wore western-style trousers, they told police interrogators after being arrested in Diyala province northwest of Baghdad.

The three cousins executed Hayali and his wife Zeinab Kamel at the all-boys school in Jalawlah in Diyala province, village police chief Captain Ahmed Khalifa said.

So they chop the heads off of a man and his wife while the children are watching because he wore western-style trousers?

And those are the animals that some of the more moronic specimens among us want to “dialogue” with???

The only way we should “dialogue” with those cave-dwelling pisslamic animals is through high-velocity munitions delivered in large and generous quantities whenever we hear as much as a whisper of a ululation.

If the dumbasses in DC want to talk with those creatures, then they’d damn well better devote some time to locating Dr Doolittle first.

Kill them all.

No mercy, no forgiveness, no peace, no negotiations.

Kill. Them. All.

Religion of “Peace” our Imperial Arse.

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