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A suicide bomber was caught before he could strike in Tel Aviv yesterday, and he turned out to be a member of Islamic Jihad.

Well, thanks to the Army, Border Police, and Shin Bet, there’s one less Islamofuck Jihadi in the Jenin White Pages this morning…

Israeli undercover troops killed an Islamic Jihad commander in the West Bank town of Jenin on Wednesday, one day after a suicide bombing attempt he allegedly ordered was thwarted in Tel Aviv.

The slain man was identified as Mahmoud Abu Ubayed, 24, commander of Islamic Jihad in areas near Jenin. Witnesses said Abu Ubayed was driving his car near the Yihya Ayyash Square in Jenin when undercover troops in civilian clothing surprised him and sprayed the vehicle with bullets. The square was named for a Hamas bombing mastermind killed in an Israeli-ordered attack in 1996.

Speaking of squares, Islamic Jihad is already marked in the Bingo card:

So play on, IDF!

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Al-Aqsa tried to share a claim on the suicide bomber that struck the bakery in Eilat.

Will they share the consequences?

An Israeli military source said: “a force identified two gunmen and fired at them during an operation in Nablus.”

Local residents said the two belonged to the military wing of the militant group Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades.

Now they belong to the dirt… let’s fill in Al-Aqsa as well as Fateh, the terrorist group that Al-Aqsa is a wholly-owned subsidiary terrorist group of:

Remember - when there’s five in a row, it’s time to buy the troops PIZZA!

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It’s taken 25 days for the IDF to waste a Paleostinian Terrorist in 2007.

I guess the Paleos were hucking rocks at each others’ caves and the IDF didn’t want to get caught in the paleolithic crossfire.

Well, it’s time to fill in a square:

Witnesses said the Israeli forces shot dead 17-year-old Fadel Balawneh, described by Palestinian security sources as a member of Islamic Jihad, as he tried to run away from a building which the army was surrounding.

The Israeli army declined to comment.

Too busy ordering the cake and renting the dance hall, right?

Let’s mark off Islamic Jihad, kiddies:

Pali Bingo

Who’s next?

Stay tuned… and when there’s five in a row, get ready to break out the pizzas!

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Dipping further into insanity, the Palis grab some Frenchmen:

Palestinian militants said on Tuesday they seized three Westerners in the West Bank city of Nablus.

A spokesman for al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, part of President Mahmoud Abbas’s faction, said one of the men was a French diplomat and that he was accompanied by two bodyguards.

Weapons carried by the bodyguards initially raised suspicions the men were undercover Israeli soldiers, the spokesman said, adding that all three were likely to be released shortly.

Because not even a hardened Palestinian murderer can stand the stench of a French diplomat and his bodyguards for more than a few hours, especially when kept in a small confined space.

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That’s the name of my story in round five of Podcast Pickle’s Pickle Tales.

The topic was some namby-pamby crap about World Peace, but they didn’t say which world that peace would break out on. So, I had a little fun… and the judges got whiny about it, it seems.

Pfeh. General Zwoporo can take care of them later.

Until then, the Pickle Tales feed has Round 5 available for download.

I want to warn y’all that my piece is a serious gut-buster, beverage-blowing laugh-riot. You will ruin your keyboard, monitor, pants, and even your car if you’re driving while listening.

Now, if you haven’t registered for their forums to vote for the best piece, please do so.

Then, listen to all three stories and vote for the best one by someone without the word “Ross” in their name.

Thank you, and I’m looking forward to driving the judges nuts in Round Six for the title.


And, no, I haven’t forgotten about the Palestinian Terrorist Bingo. The news alerts I’ve seen just haven’t quite passed the smell test for confirmed kills, so we’re still sitting on a blank board.

Also, the kid that got killed in Gaza… it turns out that she was killed by a Pali stone-thrower hitting her from behind.

Evolution does not favor the cannon fodder and human shields, but somehow, the mutation keeps expressing itself.

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(Slight Imperial Update, courtesy of the lovely LC & IB SondraK).

Apparently, Palestinians love to dress up like other cultures so they can pretend they haven’t warped themselves into a Jew-killing deathcult.

Here’s Chief Pokalattacamels and one of his brave warriors, Running With C-4:

Then there’s the Iriquoissam Tribe:

No, boys, that ain’t F Troop:

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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