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Freshly minted Auzzie Prime Minister, eager for a photo-op with the Goreacle, promptly shows he’s a true friend of the Biggest Scatalogical-Scientific Swindle™ in history, by signing onto the Great Kyoto II Suicide Pact of 2007.

After managing to find hangar space and tie-downs for the hundreds of private jets, the convention gets off to the expected start, Blaming Bush for the impending crisis.

US On Defensive At Climate Conference

First Australia won international applause for abandoning the United States and signing a global warming pact Washington has long opposed. Then a U.S. Senate committee voted for deep cuts in greenhouse gas emissions.

Harry Reid’s do-nothing, know-nothing Senate, plucks out a dingle-berry from Teddy’s Ample Ass-Crack and calls it legislation with glee, all for Teh Cause™, you know?

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Yes it’s Tuesday and that means the obligatory reminder, and if I hear any groaning the Imperial Storm Troopers, that have been out of sorts lately could easily receive a Search and Destroy mission order.

Therefore, the standard reminder is in effect:

Tuesday is Rottie Radio Night on Your First Choice On the ‘Net!!!

LC Jackboot, Imperial Correspondent and Ambassador to the Outer Blue Rim and Ranter Extraordinaire™ slicing, dicing and stomping the left on Tuesday Truth 7-9:30 CT and yes I might consider taking music requests. That doesn’t mean I’ll play them however.

We haven’t received firm confirmation yet from his Vindictive Invectiveness, so we’ll proceed to announce (at risk to my own rather outdated worthless hide) that I’ll be followed by his Imperial Despotic Benevolence, Misha I with Keep The Home Fires Burning 9:30-12:00 am CT. He’ll take requests too, but be careful what you wish for it may be 30 or 40 years too late.

Reach us on the RadioCIA request line ciarequest AT gmail DOT com or via Yahoo Instant Messenger (tuesdaytruth) for JB / (emperor_misha) Teh Imperator™ obviously.

We do get rather busy on the console, so your patience is appreciated and please, no IM “Buzz” that’s reserved for technical emergencies.


Please note to all listeners: We have been experiencing issues with the Winamp media player that occurs during our handoffs from one studio to another. Listeners, immediately following transfer of the broadcast may hear either James Earl Jones on barbituates or Alvin and the Chimpmunks on crack, issuing forth from your headphones or speakers. Not to worry, if that happens, just reset your player using the “Play Bookmark” function or alternatively you can also just bypass using Winamp altogether and stick with Windows Media Player. It is NOT necessary to reboot your ‘puter to correct. Sorry folks it isn’t something that is under our control to correct, so don’t waste your time telling us about it, M’Kay?

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We’ve known all along the enviro-loons true belief, that man is parasitic and Mother Gaia herself is the only thing worth saving. We see it rattling around in their pointed heads, carefully parsed statements and policy proposals, but NOW they’ve dropped trou’ showing they truly are stark-raving mad. Clinically so, as their ideas amounts to de-facto genocide.

Meet the women who won’t have babies - because they’re not eco friendly

Had Toni Vernelli gone ahead with her pregnancy ten years ago, she would know at first hand what it is like to cradle her own baby, to have a pair of innocent eyes gazing up at her with unconditional love, to feel a little hand slipping into hers - and a voice calling her Mummy.

The beauty of motherhood and all that goes along with it. But wait there’s more…..

But the very thought makes her shudder with horror. Because when Toni terminated her pregnancy, she did so in the firm belief she was helping to save the planet.

Perhaps, she should have thought of saving the planet before spreading her legs. All that grunting, huffing and puffing exerted to make that murdered child increased your carbon footprint didn’t it?

Desperate measures: Toni Vernelli was sterilized at age 27 to reduce her carbon footprint

Why even bother with the intermediate step? Just down a few hundred miligrams of alprazolam and a quart of everclear. Cheaper and you’ll reduce your carbon footprint even more, allowing for ’some’ minor carbon dioxide releases during decomposition of your useless, brain-dead, indoctrinated self.

Incredibly, so determined was she that the terrible “mistake” of pregnancy should never happen again, that she begged the doctor who performed the abortion to sterilize her at the same time.

Wholly disregarding for even a moment, that the terrible mistake might have been avoided by remaining celibate.

He refused, but Toni - who works for an environmental charity - “relentlessly hunted down a doctor who would perform the irreversible surgery. [Emph Mine]

I have this mental image of this waste of skin, chasing doctors down the street screaming, “I MUST, I MUST save the world !!!”. The doctor should have agreed and promptly had her committed for a psychiatric evaluation before picking up a knife. Why am I not surprised she works for an environmental charity?

Finally, eight years ago, Toni got her way. At the age of 27 this young woman at the height of her reproductive years was sterilized to “protect the planet”. Incredibly, instead of mourning the loss of a family that never was, her boyfriend (now husband) presented her with a congratulations card.

It’s too bad hubby didn’t enclose some semtex and an appropriate fusing device in the card, to be opened together in the ultimate gesture of saving the planet. Perhaps next year on the anniversary you can arrange to have Ted Kaczynski send one of his trademarked cards.

While some might think it strange to celebrate the reversal of nature and denial of motherhood, Toni relishes her decision with an almost religious zeal. “Having children is selfish. It’s all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet,” says Toni, 35.

Tahhh-Dahhhh, there we have it in black and white folks, they DO believe humans are merely parasitic life-forms.

On the other hand, they might be onto something here. If we could get the rest of the Church of Gaia™ to participate in this wonderful program, we would be loon-free in a single generation.

“Every person who is born uses more food, more water, more land, more fossil fuels, more trees and produces more rubbish, more pollution, more greenhouse gases, and adds to the problem of over-population.” While most parents view their children as the ultimate miracle of nature, Toni seems to see them as a sinister threat to the future. [Emph Mine again]

Geez, I guess we humans are even worse than parasites, as they rarely kill their hosts. Jonestown Redux anyone? This time you’ll have your choice of Kool-Aid flavors, all certified organic.

It gets better and if I read it again, I’ll have to perform the second cleaning of my keyboard, so just do it on your own, M’Kay?

SPEW WARNING IS IN EFFECT ON CLICKING THIS LINK

Thatisall, you have been warned.

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Thanksgiving, a holiday for family, friends and feasting, but the true history is little known with the revisionist teachings in our halls of indoctrination, carefully present it as a secular day of thanks.

The first Thanksgiving is generally thought of as that celebrated by the Calvinist-Protestant pilgrims for three days in November 1621. They had arrived the prior year, suffered a loss of nearly 50% of their party in a brutal winter, but were befriended by the Wampanoags inhabiting that area and were able to reap a rich harvest.

Trouble soon followed that first Thanksgiving. They had determined to place the fruit of their labor into a collective. Everything the fledgling colony would produce would be placed into a commonwealth for distribution to each according to his own needs. Socialism, nearly 200 years before Karl Marx produced his malignant ideology. Of course, the idea immediately failed as the ne’er do wells and down-right lazy, realized that they could benefit equally with their fellow colonists, at a fraction of the actual labor. The colony was under pressure from their backers in Europe to apportion half of their output to the financiers and saw the concept as one most likely to keep the investors satisfied and repaid. Within two years the Colony was foundering due to it’s financial folly, and faced with blighted crops,drought and famine.

Governor William Bradford wrote in the history of the colony that 1623 brought them to the brink of total failure. The Pilgrims recognized that their only hope was to ask for Divine intervention and set aside a day of prayer for help in their distress. They were rewarded soon after with favorable weather and the crop production was saved.

The little group decided it would be inadequate and inappropriate to privately show their gratitude and decided upon a public day of Giving Thanks to the Divine for His manifold blessings. This became the true Thanksgiving Day, one of humble gratitude to the Almighty, not just a celebration of a bountiful harvest, friends and family.

The colony leaders soon after, abandoned their commonwealth production arrangement and each family was given a parcel of land, apportioned to the family size, that they might of their own responsibility, trust to themselves to produce befitting their individual efforts. Socialism, a failed policy from the very first time it had been tried. The newly bestowed private land-owners recognized that in addition to meeting their own needs, they could prosper by producing more and trading for other goods and services. They prospered rapidly, never forgetting that Day of Thanks to the Divine for their blessings of freedom, civil and religious. The practice spread throughout the colonies and was commonplace throughout the Revolutionary War.

In 1789, after adopting the Bill of Right to the Constitution, one of the first acts of Congress was to set down and approve a National Day of Thanksgiving. Presidents Washington, Adams and Madison recognized and celebrated the day during their administrations, though it was not officially recognized by the Executive Branch until Lincoln, during the Civil War called upon all Americans to “observe a day of thanksgiving and praise to our “beneficent Father”, asking for penitence from the horror of warring among themselves.

Thanksgiving was formally codified to be the third Thursday in November by an act of Congress in 1941.

So as we sit down today, keep in mind that our thankfulness is for much more than what is placed upon the table before us.

May G-d continue to shower down his manifold blessings on this great nation of a just and righteous people.

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Yes it is Tuesday, and that means the obligatory pimpin’ posting is in effect.

Tuesday is Rottie Radio Night on Your First Choice On the ‘Net!!!

LC Jackboot, Imperial Correspondent and Ambassador to the Outer Blue Rim and Ranter Extraordinaire™ slicing, dicing and stomping the left on Tuesday Truth 7-9:30 CT and yes I might consider taking music requests. That doesn’t mean I’ll play them however.

Immediately followed by his Imperial Despotic Benevolence, Misha I with Keep The Home Fires Burning 9:30-12:00 am CT. Teh Emperator™ as I understand is feeling much better and ready for his normal toe-tappin’, be-boppin’ nekkid chair dancin’ tunes as well as the Good News form the front lines.

Reach us on the RadioCIA request line ciarequest AT gmail DOT com or via Yahoo Instant Messenger (tuesdaytruth) for JB / (emperor_misha) His Imperial Vindictiveness™ obviously.

We do get rather busy on the console, so your patience is appreciated and please, no IM “Buzz” that’s reserved for technical emergencies.

Please note to all listeners: We have been experiencing serious and consistent issues with the Winamp media player that occurs during our handoffs from one studio to another. Listeners, immediately following transfer of the broadcast may hear either James Earl Jones on barbituates or Alvin and the Chimpmunks on crack, issuing forth from your headphones or speakers. Not to worry, if that happens, just reset your player using the “Play Bookmark” function or alternatively you can also just bypass using Winamp altogether and stick with Windows Media Player. It is NOT necessary to reboot your ‘puter to correct. Sorry folks it isn’t something that is under our control to correct, so don’t waste your time telling us about it, M’Kay?

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Yes, we know that’s it’s Monday night football or I assume so, but if you’re looking for some fine entertainment that isn’t on the idiot box, why not tune into Mz Deb aka LC Mrs. M- ITT™, one of our finest, snakiest and altogether fine G.L.O.R.s on Sentimental Journey on RadioCIA ? The one and only official radio station of the Empire.

If you like the Emperor’s choices in tuneage, you’ll LOVE hers as he stole most of his from her. *ducking into the bunker*

Deb puts on a fine show, sure to please the lovers of Big Band, Swing and the oldies of the Golden Age of Radio from 7-9 pm CT. Trust me, the Emperor is jealous of her fine library in the genre and sure to please both young and old alike. Of course, she’ll take requests at ciarequest AT gmail.com.

There isn’t any legit excuse, mute the football or whatever else you might have on the Telly and listen in. We promise you’ll enjoy the change of pace from the the CW top 40 and the rest of the garbage that you can tune-in on your local terrestrial channels sans those annoying used-car commercials.

Thanks to all our LCs for the support, without listeners we don’t have Intertubewebnet Radio at it’s finest !!!!! Besides the Empire has assimilated the entire web for the finest in the infant media.

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Hat Tip to LC Mrs. M-ITT™ for the linkage AND warning, as I’d still be cleaning chunks of brain matter from the keyboard, and I sure can’t afford to lose anymore. Sorry for the length, it was just too deserving of a thorough fisking, nay begging for one.

Boston, being the bastion of liberalism that it is, decides to cast aside that pesky warrant thing and go right to throwing it’s doors wide-open to searches for weapons. After all, it’s for the chilllrrren and keeping those evil guns that the gang-bangers always seem to have at hand, from going on autonomous killing-sprees. The Constitution and Bill of Rights are living, breathing documents, subject to penumbras and just about whatever a black-robed wearing tyrant says right?

So, we here at Teh Rott Management submit for your consideration, the following:

SPEW WARNINGS are IN EFFECT !!!

Police to search for guns in homes City program depends on parental consent

Boston police are launching a program that will call upon parents in high-crime neighborhoods to allow detectives into their homes, without a warrant, to search for guns in their children’s bedrooms. [Emph Mine]

Any numbers of things come to my mind about this. The first being the likelihood of any contraband found during a consensual search will always be questioned in court, without a specific written “Consent to Search” boilerplate document. Chances are the evidence obtained will be suppressed. Next item, “Plain-View Doctrine”. Once the consent to enter the residence is given, the police are permitted to seize any and all contraband that is reasonably visible. So dad or mom, just forgot to remove the crack-stem from the coffee table, and voila, it’s seized, mom and/or dad arrested and the kids go to Child Abductive Services. Call it the “Law of Unintended Consequences” or Bad Karma. You can’t pick and chose with constitutional law. Or worse yet the little goblin-in-training isn’t all that keen about surrendering it’s favorite gat quite yet and decides to “give it” to the man one round at a time. Shit Storm Ensues.

The program, which is already raising questions about civil liberties, is based on the premise that parents are so fearful of gun violence and the possibility that their own teenagers will be caught up in it that they will turn to police for help, even in their own households.

They’re YOUR kids you wastes of protoplasm that just happened to propagate. If you’re too stupid to keep an eye on what’s in your kid’s room and what to do about it don’t expect the gubmint to swoop in and fix your problem without direct and immediate bad consequences to you. Let’s think about this very carefully, something the liberal GFW crowd is singularly unable to do. Were talking inner city here, the majority of the kids that might actually possess guns, won’t be in school to begin with and furthermore whoever is at ‘home’ (if at all) for them is about as likely to cooperate with the police, as Rosie would part with her favorite V-12 turbo-charged vibrator. Besides the kid will be packing the gun, not hiding it in a shoebox under his bed you simpering, simians. Of course, once the police have left (I’m sure they’ll blend right in with the plainclothes) the local gangs get to use the place for target practice. It doesn’t take rocket science to realize what’s going to happen to the ’snitch” and he/she and the home WILL be considered as such.

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Just as we think we’ve reached a cosmic singularity of Stoopid PC™, yet another group of frothing, single-cell organisms disguised as sentient beings steps up to the plate, making another swing for the bleachers of infamy.

Santas Warned ‘ho ho ho’ Offensive To Women

Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional “ho ho ho” greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Attention Please: If you are female and offended by jolly old St. Nick, wishing you a Merry Christmas in the traditional manner, seek medical attention or a very high bridge immediately.

Sydney’s Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say “ha ha ha” instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Just a moment, I need to use another few yards of duct tape to keep my skull from exploding…..there we are much better. Is the Ha, Ha, Ha for greeting or for the famous Santa Lap Dance?

One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use “ho ho ho” because it could frighten children and was too close to “ho”, a US slang term for prostitute.

Tell me and be specific here, why children that are of an age to enjoy visiting Santa at the malls, shops, and bringing gifts on Christmas Day, familiar with this term in the first place?

“Gimme a break,” said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.

You really know you’ve crossed the line from stoopid/Uberstoopid and well into certifiably, batshit insane when a campaign against having our kids exposed to smut, calls you out.

“We are talking about little kids who do not understand that “ho, ho, ho” has any other connotation and nor should they,” she told the Telegraph.

Well put.

“Leave Santa alone.”

Indeed. What next for the PC-Dementia Crowd, PETA, et al protesting Santa’s reindeer having to hitch up the olde sleigh? Renaming the elves to vertically-challenged Amusement Device Construction Employees?

A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was “misleading” to say the company had banned Santa’s traditional greeting and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himself.

Just that if the particular Santa’s discretion isn’t PC, his ass is fired.

Sphincter-Snarfs, I got yer Ho-Ho-Ho right here, your choice of caliber.

…..mheh…..

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Not that any of our Loyal Citizens of the Empire could possibly forget, we do have guest readers passing through the Realm, and might not be aware that besides having an Imperial presence covering the blogosphere we do in fact, also control the Intertubewebnet via Radio.

Therefore, the standard reminder is in effect:

Tuesday is Rottie Radio Night on Your First Choice On the ‘Net!!!

LC Jackboot, Imperial Correspondent and Ambassador to the Outer Blue Rim and Ranter Extraordinaire™ slicing, dicing and stomping the left on Tuesday Truth 7-9:30 CT and yes I might consider taking music requests. That doesn’t mean I’ll play them however.

Immediately followed by his Imperial Despotic Benevolence, Misha I with Keep The Home Fires Burning 9:30-12:00 am CT. He’ll take requests too, but be careful what you wish for it may be 30 or 40 years too late.

Reach us on the RadioCIA request line ciarequest AT gmail DOT com or via Yahoo Instant Messenger (tuesdaytruth) for JB / (emperor_misha) Teh Imperator™ obviously.

We do get rather busy on the console, so your patience is appreciated and please, no IM “Buzz” that’s reserved for technical emergencies.

Please note to all listeners: We have been experiencing issues with the Winamp media player that occurs during our handoffs from one studio to another. Listeners, immediately following transfer of the broadcast may hear either James Earl Jones on barbituates or Alvin and the Chimpmunks on crack, issuing forth from your headphones or speakers. Not to worry, if that happens, just reset your player using the “Play Bookmark” function or alternatively you can also just bypass using Winamp altogether and stick with Windows Media Player. It is NOT necessary to reboot your ‘puter to correct. Sorry folks it isn’t something that is under our control to correct, so don’t waste your time telling us about it, M’Kay?

UPDATE from His Imperial Dorkiness: Sorry to let y’all down, but my throat is feeling like crap, which makes broadcasting a bit hard. I’ll be back in force next week, however. Again: My apologies for the late notice.

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