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The Imperial Blogsis unloads on the race-baiting fuckheads constantly whining and blabbering about racism as only she can do it, which is better than anything our humble self could have written.

Don’t believe that that’s possible? Well, we thank you for your vote of confidence, but just go read it and tell us that we’re wrong.

And speaking of the Imperial Blogsis, she’s on a roll here. Next, she dumps a heaping helping of enraged Clue™ on the Hildebeest’s latest “brain”child, which is to endow every child born in the U.S. of A. with $5,000 of government money tied in a fund. And guess whose money she’s about to spend? You get three guesses, and the first two don’t count.

That’s right. If your wallet is hurting, you already guessed it.

Hey, Hillary, you socialist, shit-encrusted c*nt, we already have an endowment for children in this country. It’s called “parents.” But I guess it’s only “fair” to steal $5,000 from my kids’ college fund to pay for some lazy fuck on the dole. Fine. I’m with the Blogsis here: If you’re going to do that, I demand $5,000 in 1967 dollars PLUS compounded interest.

Stalinist sow.

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(Via LC & IB Dan Riehl)

I love stuff like this, because it serves to remind me why I used to support the President. It doesn’t make up for all of his screwups and betrayals, not even a little bit, but it is sure to make me smile every time:

NEW YORK At a recent press conference at Camp David, President George Bush insulted BBC political editor Nick Robinson, the Daily Mirror reports.

And why on Earth would the President insult a staff member from al-Jazeera on the Thames? The mind boggles.

Robinson, who has asked Bush pointed questions in the past such as whetherthe president was “in denial” over the Iraq war,

Well… I suppose that would be one reason. But still, how can one possibly defend a President insulting somebody who hasn’t done anything worse than insult his intelligence and cast aspersions about his mental health?

Very easily, padawans, very easily. Let’s just say that, had Lil’ Nicky insulted His Imperial Majesty like that, getting an insult in return would be the most pleasant part of our response. Those terrorist watch lists that Homeland works up do get screwed up occasionally, for instance.

posed a question to Bush about whether he could trust visiting British Prime Minister Gordon Brown not to “cut and run” from Iraq.

Bush replied with a dismissal: “Are you still hanging around?”

Mheh. But wait, there’s more:

Later on, Bush poked fun at the bare-pate of Robinson, joking, “You’d better cover up your bald head, it’s getting hot out.”

The windup…

The respected British reporter shot back, “I didn’t know you cared.”

“Respected” by whom? Ayman al-Zawahiri?

And here comes the pitch…:

Bush responded with a cool, “I don’t.”

Going, going, it’s out of the ballpark!

The Mirror reports that Bush then “snorted disdainfully” and “walked away to laughter.”

Did somebody remember to call the Waaaaahmbulance for him?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

UPDATE: While we’re talking about verbal bitchslaps, let’s not forget this one:

LC & IB Robert Spencer of Jihadwatch is scheduled to speak at a Young America’s Foundation get together. Naturally, once the un-indicted Hamas front organization CAIR got wind of somebody daring to speak the truth in public, they promptly showed their “tolerance” and support for free speech by having their attorneys send YAF a nastygram, threatening legal action unless they cancelled Spencer’s appearance or made sure that he wouldn’t say anything “false or defamatory”, which means “anything that might make the Religion of Peace look not quite as peaceful as they’d have you believe, truth be damned.” Along with the usual unsubstantiated claims that Spencer has issued “false and defamatory statements” in the past, of course, which makes you wonder why CAIR’s legal eagles haven’t filed suit yet. Could it be that — THEY’RE FULL OF RANCID GOATSHIT?

Anyway, all of this is leading up to YAF’s response to CAIR, which is a thing of pure beauty:

“CAIR can go to Hell and they can take their 72 virgins with them.”

Beauty, mate! So — wonderfully appropriate.

Here’s a hint for you dishtowel-wearing lunatic mau-mauers: In this nation, unlike the turd world cesspools your “religion” hails from, we have this thing called “The First Amendment.”

In case you still feel justified in trying to violate it and using blatant threats to suppress it, we have another Amendment too. It’s right below the first one and is, logically enough, called “The Second Amendment.” We’ll leave it to you pissants to discuss among yourselves just what we might mean by that.

Oh, and speaking of First Amendment Rights, our recently deceased friend, Oinky the Pig, would like you to know that your “holy book” doesn’t taste anywhere near as good as apples:

Speaking of apples: How do you like them ones?

Fuckwits.

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LC & IB Nick writes us saying, modestly, “I think I’m proud of this!

Well, Nick, you should be. Oh yes, you should be.

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Dennis Miller delivers a verbal smackdown of Harry “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” Reid of such cosmic proportions that, well, we’re speechless.

Go watch.

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Townhall’s Chuck Muth eviscerates, chops up and sets fire to El Presidente’s insulting remarks the other day in a manner so determined, methodical and thorough that even His Majesty is in awe.

We can confidently say that nothing more needs to be done about that speech now. All that needs to be said has been said. With interest.

Bravo!

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LC & IB Bill Quick mentions a case where the relatives of an illegal immigrant were awarded $2 million in a “wrongful death” suit, allegedly because of a local cop’s “reckless behavior.” Among the usual whining, handwringing and maudlin bullshit uttered by the family’s land shark attorney, there was this:

“Had Officer Newman simply followed the law, we would not be here,” said Lawrence Ruder, attorney for the family,

Wait a minute… *Snaps finger*

Thank you, Mr. Imperial Nanotech Violinist. That was an exquisitely sad song.

We’re afraid it doesn’t hold a candle to LC & IB Bill’s delightfully appropriate and vicious response, however:

If illegal immigrant Lopez had simply followed the law, he would have been in Honduras, and entirely safe from Officer Newman’s supposed recklessness.

Hehehehehe.

Nice. Misha LIKES!

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What do you get if you ask a snooty, raving leftist BBC reporter to interview John Bolton?

9 minutes of verbal smackdown and a grease spot where the BBC idjit used to be.

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This rant needs to be chiseled into a giant slab of marble and put in the spot where the U.N. used to be, before we blew it up with the corrupt swine locked inside of it, screaming for mercy.

We’ll use the estates of executed domestic fifth columnists to pay for the project.

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As you may have noticed, other than the MSM scare campaign about high-cap magazines that has now been thoroughly debunked — as well it should be since it, in the finest tradition of “professional journalism”, was founded on nothing even resembling facts — they’ve also been working themselves up quite a bit over the truly frightening characteristics of the humble 9mm Parabellum round, or “Euro Pellet” as we like to call it around here.

“Loseweek”, forever covetous of going where no hysteric has ever dared to thread, manage to conjure up visions of that most lethal of all rounds lurking inside demonically possessed pistols, haunting our lands independent of human assistance in search of victims.

It would make for a great, if somewhat silly, horror flick, but “Loseweek” is, of course, presenting it as journalism.

We’d work it over viciously if it wasn’t because the Imperial Chief of Naval Ops had already done such a fine job, so go ahead and enjoy. We’ll be here when you return.

Besides, having read “Loseweek’s” infantile efforts at fiction, we need a break to go secure our own 9mm. If we’d only known about the snake we’ve been nursing at our bosom… We shudder to think what it might have done in the middle of the night, loaded up and ready to go with no-one in sight to stop its murderous intentions.

There. We gave it a very stern talking to, letting it know in no uncertain terms that, should it ever decide to jump up and go on a murderous rampage, we should be very cross indeed. It, of course, being the obstinate, recalcitrant, murderous little bastard that it is, refused to acknowledge our admonishments with as much as a “yes sir”, but we think that we got our point across when we cut its weekly ammunition allowance.

That and insinuatingly waving around a can of pink paint in front of it.

Of course, now that we know how truly frighteningly lethal the 9mm is, a murder machine among firearms, we’re almost embarrassed to still have those harmless .45s around. Well, as long as we don’t tell anybody…

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Bitch-slapping Harry “Surrender!” Reid and the Dem Cong with Dr. Seuss?

LC & IB Mary Katharine Hamm shows us all how it’s done.

We’re in awe.

Really. Just go watch it.

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