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Ann Coulter, long may she snark, is writing about the liberals trying to ban mass murder by taking away nutty people’s 2nd Amendment Rights.

As she points out, that might not be an entirely stupid idea, which would certainly be a first for Democrat lawmakers. After all, the thought of Markotz Melissa Zunigass wielding a firearm does give us at least some pause.

She argues that, while the Democrats are busy eliminating the Constitutional Rights of nutcases, perhaps they should extend their proposal to the 1st Amendment as well?

We’re not sure about that, however. Yes, it would be refreshing to see the final weekly 15-minute broadcast of Air America disappear, along with approximately 95% of the MSM, but really, Ann… What on Earth would His Majesty and yourself have left to write about?

Anyway. The rest of y’all go read her piece. She doesn’t say “faggot” once, so we’ll be spared the usual hysterics from the “throw her under the bus” crowd this week.

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LC Zucca Fett sends us this from the mouth of Jackie Mason:

You gun grabbers: You think banning guns is going to stop bad guys from killing you?

Here’s something I’d like to tell you, even though it’ll probably make you wet your rubber sheets: If I were insane enough to want to kill you, I wouldn’t need a gun (even though I know for a fact, from personal experience, that I could get one no matter how many idiotic “gun control laws” you choose to enact), I’m perfectly capable of murdering you with anything down to and including my own hands. It’s not all that hard, really, I can assure you of that.

The thing is, without gun control I don’t know if you have a gun to stop me from doing so. What that means is that everything I’ve ever learned about killing people can be canceled out by an 83-year-old grandma with a pistol. All she has to do is to point and pull the trigger, and everything I know about killing her, which is quite a lot, will be useless because I’ll be blessedly, deservedly and gratifyingly dead, and it doesn’t take much training and even less physical strength for her to do that.

Take her gun away, on the other hand…

Open season.

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The Imperial Educational Advisor unloads both barrels on the Gun Confiscators who, up to their knees in the blood of their victims, are screaming for even more human sacrifices to their false sheep god.

Then she reloads and fires again. Go read it all.

Want more?

Go read this, courtesy of a tip from LC Gearhard.

I am in awe. Total, fucking, breathless awe.

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As a proud, card-carrying member of the Global Zionist Conspiracy, it is incumbent upon His Imperial Majesty to post this. Of course, the fact that it is absolutely right on the money doesn’t hurt one bit either (via IB The Jawa Report):

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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The Imperial Minister of War’s lovely, erudite and brilliant wife, SarahK, lays a smackdown on the race-baiting circus of this past week so fantastically beautiful, merciless and truly devastating that all of the participants in that sad show will be walking backwards for a month. Heck, their dead great-grandparents will be feeling the sting in the hereafter and their children will be born with slap marks for the next six generations.

Don’t believe us?

Go read it. Go read all of it.

Ouch. Ouche-dee-OW-ouch!

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…and the rest of the world would do well to listen:

Tony Blair doesn’t appear to be in much of a mood for celebrating. I don’t know how he could be, given the troubling spectacle of British soldiers shake the hand of their kidnapper as a condition of release. In the old days, they would have kissed his ring — but wearing Iranian suits and carrying swag more appropriate to a Hollywood awards ceremony may have been as embarrassing. Ironically, Blair’s options are fewer by the day as his own party moves to mothball the British fleet, once the fear of pirates and tyrants the world over.

Some in the West seem part of Iran’s propaganda war; claiming that the release of the hostages was a victory that proves the Iranian dictatorship can be reasoned with. To misrepresent unpunished piracy as a victory is as Orwellian as the congressional mandate banning use of the term “the global war on terror.” What are we — Reuters?

Go read the whole thing.

Somebody had better convince that man to run.

Just imagine how inspiring it would be to have somebody in the White House with a pair. It’s been 19 long years since the last time that happened.

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LC Grits sent us this, wondering if it was suitable for publication.

Our reply is: “Are you KIDDING? We wish we’d written it OURSELF!”, so here it is:

I think congress has sinned mightily against those they swore to serve and I cannot express my full disgust, total repugnance and complete disdain for the House and the Senate. I am not alone. Senate and House ratings are in the toilet and the Speaker of the House is about to flush it.

There is a law called the Logan Act and it deals with those who conspire with foreign nations illegally. Nancy Pelosi and several others, both democrat and republican have violated that law. You know what will happen to them? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! There will be no investigation, no hearing, nothing! People have no respect for Congress because Congress has no respect for the law and are completely self serving and totally devoid of ethics or honor.

How can a Representative caught red handed with $90,000.00 in bribe money be seated in congress? There will be no trial and no sentencing! Has Congress no shame at all? People have no respect for Congress because Congress has no respect for the law and are completely self serving and totally devoid of ethics or honor.

Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader, and Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the House, admitted using PUBLIC FUNDS to buy votes via unrelated earmarks for wording in the Military Spending Bill to interfere with the Commander-in-Chief’s efforts in Iraq. Their theft of funds was greater than the amount asked for the President to pursue the war. There will be no investigation, no hearing, nothing! The rot extends to the highest levels. People have no respect for Congress because Congress has no respect for the law and are completely self serving and totally devoid of ethics or honor.

And wasn’t there a recent congresscrook on the MilCon Committee who got caught sending millions of dollars in contracts to her husband’s company and affiliates. She merely lost her position on the committee and still sits in Congress? Where is the investigation and trial for malfeasance in office? All I hear is crickets chirping. People have no respect for Congress because Congress has no respect for the law and are completely self serving and totally devoid of ethics or honor.

The President and the majority of both houses want to welcome millions of lawbreakers into this country with open arms and care not about economical and social disaster that will be in terms of the cost of services and the destruction of American unity. E Pluribus Unum will be a thing of the past. America will be one nation divided into many with no common language. I hear the people scream no, yet I see the leadership on both sides of the aisle marching in lockstep to make it so, the will of the people be damned.

Senator, Representative and Congress used to be awe inspiring terms of honor and respect. They are now synonymous with thief, liar and poltroon and will remain so until those few in office with character and decency gather the courage to scream loudly as though someone were tap dancing on their hemorrhoids with golf shoes against the injustice, indignity and dangerously un-American activities of their colleagues.

The current congress is neither mature enough nor wise enough to govern this nation. Neither was the last. Professional politicians perpetually in office are bought and sold like slaves in the market. I want them ALL sent packing and a new deal from a fresh deck.

The President appears to have lost his testicular fortitude and will not cause treason to be investigated when it abounds from several sources and seems content to allow the current congress to kick him like a puppy and offer only whimpers in return.

Grits

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LC Maxxdog hooked us up to this utterly devastating ClueEnema™ that was administered to the Simpering & Seditious Socialist Succubi™ of the Left, who have been feeding off the blood of our brave US military members for the past 5+ years. The inimitable Bob Parks also pulls out some quotes (that the Lamestream Midiots™ are doing their damnedest to try and make everyone forget were ever uttered or written), from a few of The Party of Treason’s™ High Priests of Hypocricy™, and ClueClubs™ the KosTardian KoolAid Drinkers™ into a bloody, oozing mass with them.

If you’ve got 8 minutes of free time (or even if you DON’T), you are hereby ordered to go watch it in its entirety.

(Note: It might not play in FireFox®. You might have to use Intestinal Explosion® to open the video.)

That. Is. All.

F.E.T.E.

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We interrupt, briefly, our busy schedule to point you to one of the most brutal verbal eviscerations of a liberal Idiotarian that it has ever been our distinct, limitless pleasure to read.

The Imperial Firearms Advisor gets Idiot Mail™ from a reader with his head firmly implanted so far up his arse that his pancreas is stuck between his upper incisors, and promptly tears the mewling idiot to shreds.

Our favorite part is where he swings the ClueBat™ in response to Mr Thimblewit’s assertions that Nelson Mandela was a Martin Luther King-like, peaceful, non-violent saint only marginally outdone by Mother Theresa in pure Kumbayaish Goodness™, and claims that Kim is a complete idiot for ever questioning Mandela’s godlike peace warrior bona fides.

(Note to those who might not know: The Imperial Firearms Advisor came to our shores from South Africa where he, among other things, spent time in jail for his opposition to Apartheid. We’re amazed at the superhuman restraint Kim shows in not going to Burlington to personally smack the ignorant libtard upside the head with a rolled up, thoroughly soaked and frozen copy of The Sunday Times).

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Britain may be run by a bunch of effeminate, bed-wetting, hand-wringing cowards, but some of the subjects of the Crown still have it where it counts (link thanks to Lady Heather).

Money quote, but DO go read the whole thing:

I’m delighted they are home safely, but as I wrote on Tuesday, God knows what the generation who went through World War II would make of it. “We now take you live to Colditz where Captain Pat Reid and a group of captured RAF pilots are giving a press conference, thanking Herr Hitler for his hospitality and apologising for trespassing in German airspace.”

Bloody OUCH, mate!

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