Archive for the “Hypocrites” Category
Didn’t take long for a liberal bleeding heart fuckstick to crawl out from under his rock so he could stroke his holier-than-thou, hyperinflated ego in public. Don’t indecent exposure laws apply in Seattle? (thanks to Alert Reader Odie for the tip)
“Vengeance is mine,” said the Lord.
And then you read the names of the slain.
Judy and Wayne Anderson, both in their 60s.
Scott Anderson and his wife, Erica, and their two kids, Olivia, 6, and Nathan, just 3.
All shot dead on Christmas Eve.
You learn how these innocents pleaded for their lives and were blasted away by gunfire inside a Carnation home — and you do not want to wait for God.
You want the two suspects, Michele Anderson and her boyfriend, Joseph McEnroe, to feel vengeance now, get the ultimate payback.
Well, yes. But most of all, you want those two things taken out of circulation so that they may never, under any circumstances, hurt anybody ever again. The fact that they won’t be wasting valuable nutrients and oxygen either is just a bonus.
King County prosecutors Friday charged the pair with six counts of aggravated first-degree murder, opening the door to capital punishment. But the death penalty shouldn’t be the knee-jerk choice here — not in a civilized nation that so strongly touts its Christian ways.
Hooray! If there’s one thing that can make His Imperial Majesty all giddy with joy on a Sunday, it’s an opportunity to mock and ridicule yet another liberal assclown who thinks he knows something about Christianity but, in a few short paragraphs, proves beyond a reasonable doubt that he knows less about it than Muqtada al-Sadr. And when you see a screed claiming that capital punishment is against Christian doctrine, you know that the game is on.
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The granola nut-munching, tofu-snorting, patchouli-stenched Gaia-worshiping Enviro-Fascists™ have stopped even pretending that their real agenda is saving the planet. They must figure that they’ve got so many gullible morons indoctrinated with The Great Gorebecile’s Glow Bull Worming™ that they can drop all pretenses and just come right out and call History’s Greatest Ponzi Scheme™ exactly what it is: A Socialist One World Government & Wealth Redistribution Scheme.
The environmental group Friends of the Earth, in attendance in Bali, also advocated the transfer of money from rich to poor nations on Wednesday.
“A climate change response must have at its heart a redistribution of wealth and resources,” said Emma Brindal, a climate justice campaigner coordinator for Friends of the Earth. (LINK)
Calls for global regulations and taxes are not new at the UN. Former Vice President Al Gore, who arrived Thursday at the Bali conference, reiterated this week his call to place a price on carbon dioxide emissions. (Conveniently purchased from one of the slush fund scams run by himself and his friends.—B.) (LINK)
In 2000, then French President Jacques Chirac said the UN’s Kyoto Protocol represented “the first component of an authentic global governance.” Former EU Environment Minister Margot Wallstrom said, “Kyoto is about the economy, about leveling the playing field for big businesses worldwide.” Canadian Prime Minster Stephen Harper once dismissed Kyoto as a “socialist scheme.” (And Mr. Harper hit the nail straight on its head.—B.) (LINK)
Any questions, class? If so, just do a search (using your preferred search engine) with the term “global warming wealth redistribution” and read until your heart’s content or your head explodes, whichever comes first.
We, down here in The Imperial
Dungeon Game Room™, figure we’ll go out and burn a few hundred acres next week, just to piss off the Marxist MoonBats™ and help stave off the coming New Age Ice Age™.
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…because it tends to make you forget stuff that can be ever so embarrassing when you’re reminded of it later.
And apparently it’s an affliction that haunts Congressional Dhimmicrats in particular. Remember how the objectively pro-Haji party has been howling, screeching and moaning about the horrible “torture” methods being used by the CIA to protect American lives and how the implication has always been “if only we’d known sooner”, coupled with the usual pissing and panting from the Peanut Gallery at the Dreary Kos (among others) about “lack of oversight.”
Well, how’s this for oversight:
In September 2002, four members of Congress met in secret for a first look at a unique CIA program designed to wring vital information from reticent terrorism suspects in U.S. custody. For more than an hour, the bipartisan group, which included current House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), was given a virtual tour of the CIA’s overseas detention sites and the harsh techniques interrogators had devised to try to make their prisoners talk.
“If only she’d known…” Oh, wait, scratch that… Oops.
They weren’t all that much outraged, OUTRAGED back then either, apparently:
Among the techniques described, said two officials present, was waterboarding, a practice that years later would be condemned as torture by Democrats and some Republicans on Capitol Hill. But on that day, no objections were raised. Instead, at least two lawmakers in the room asked the CIA to push harder, two U.S. officials said.
As a matter of fact, the Latter Day Torture Saints of the Dhimmicrat Party were anything but outraged:
“The briefer was specifically asked if the methods were tough enough,” said a U.S. official who witnessed the exchange.
Isn’t it amazing how actual facts like to come back and bite those hypocritical hucksters in the arse time and time again, and how their outrage, OUTRAGE seems to be coinciding strangely with, we don’t know, elections, maybe?
His Imperial Majesty may be a sadistic bastard on select issues, but at least we can credibly claim that we’re being a consistently sadistic bastard.
Note: Since the article isn’t awfully specific, we suppose that it could be possible that the ones asking for tougher methods were one or both of the Republican members of the group, but even so we’re quite amazed at the utter lack of objections from the “oh so concerned” Dhimmicrats present. Not.
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Remember this asshole?
U.S. Rep. Bob Filner, D-San Diego, has entered a plea days before he was set for trial on assault and battery charges over allegations he pushed a United Airlines baggage employee at Dulles International Airport. As part of the deal he will write a letter of apology to the baggage worker.
Will he also have to write on the blackboard 100 times “Battery is a crime m’kay?”
Kunkel alleged in a criminal complaint that Filner barged past other customers, screamed at employees and repeatedly pushed her. He yelled “You can’t stop me,” according to her complaint.
“How dare you make me wait like a commoner! Don’t you know who I am!?” I may not know who, but I definitely know what. And the last time I saw one talking it was on a South Park Christmas episode.
“At the time, it wouldn’t have occurred to me that entering an airport office under these circumstances would be considered trespassing. But I understand now that, since I was told to stay out, it can be considered trespass. That’s why I’m entering what I understand is called an Alford plea: I did, in fact, go back there,” Filner said.
This rocket scientist WRITES and VOTES on the laws that we plebes are expected to live by folks. Heaven help us all.
“I want to make clear that I did not strike, push, or shove anyone,” he said. “It’s very important to me that the record be clear on this point. Nor did I seek any sort of special treatment because I was a congressman.”
No, I demanded special treatment because I’m better than these rubes.
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Rare robbery case brings cries of racism. The associated piss sure can write a headline can’t they.
Three young black men break into a white man’s home in rural Northern California. The homeowner shoots two of them to death
So far so good. Two out a three ain’t bad, but next time remember, sight alignment, sight picture and trigger control and you’ll be sure to get that third goblin too.
— but it’s the surviving black man who is charged with murder.
As opposed to the racist homeowner who is the obvious criminal here, right?
In a case that has brought cries of racism from civil rights groups, Renato Hughes Jr., 22, was charged by prosecutors in this overwhelmingly white county under a rarely invoked legal doctrine that could make him responsible for the bloodshed.
Well there’s part of the problem ya simperin’ idjut. If the law was invoked a little more often there might be fewer goblins running loose causing the bloodshed. I am however surprised that they haven’t blamed the gun yet. Must be something even juicer to go after.
“It was pandemonium” inside the house that night, District Attorney Jon Hopkins said. Hughes was responsible for “setting the whole thing in motion by his actions and the actions of his accomplices.”
Common sense from the District Attorney. Can’t let that stand unchallenged can we.
Prosecutors said homeowner Shannon Edmonds opened fire Dec. 7 after three young men rampaged through the Clearlake house demanding marijuana and brutally beat his stepson. Rashad Williams, 21, and Christian Foster, 22, were shot in the back. Hughes fled.
Hughes was charged with first-degree murder under California’s Provocative Act doctrine, versions of which have been on the books in many states for generations but are rarely used.
The Provocative Act doctrine does not require prosecutors to prove the accused intended to kill. Instead, “they have to show that it was reasonably foreseeable that the criminal enterprise could trigger a fatal response from the homeowner,” said Brian Getz, a San Francisco defense attorney unconnected to the case.
Still more common sense. Even a semi-retarded thug ought to know that people generally don’t cotton to having there homes invade and their family members “brutally beaten”. A “fatal response from the homeowner” is not only expected it should be damn well required. And here come the race baiters in three, two, one…
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Alternate Headline: “Silk Pony Campaign Breaks Leg; Shoots Self”
In a move that will either sink her career faster than Slick Willie Klintoon’s pants dropping to his ankles at the sight of a pair of chunky thighs, or give her a rocket ride to TV stardom, a UNC-Chapel Hill journalism grad student has done an exposé on the sway-backed, broke-legged Democrat Presidential Derby entrant, My Lil’ Silk Pony’s™, grandiose campaign headquarters and, as predictable as a Hurricane Katrina reference whenever so much as a bathtub overflows in sub-Saharan Africa, the Democrat candidate’s hitmen try to strong-arm and silence her with threats and intimidation.
What really shocked the Hell out of The Imperial
Dungeon Game Room™ staff was that her program faculty advisor, Dr. C.A. Tuggle, basically told the Deadwards campaign to kindly go blow a dead mule and that they’d run the story if they damn well pleased.
Testicular fortitude against a Neo-Socialist candidate isn’t something that you see from a Skool of Journaljism™ these decades.
Here’s hoping that Ms. Babb and all involved have long and prosperous careers reporting on the hypocrisy of the ruling elite. (Watch out, GoreBot!)
Update: Yes, that WAS what you thought it was…
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Just when you think that you’ve heard every “argument” by a defense lawyer asking a judge to toss out a cut ‘n’ dried case, along comes William “Chocolate City’s Ice Cream Man” Jefferson and his
comedy writer lawyer come up with one that makes even his namesake’s, Slick Willie of the Bent Dick’s™ “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Mizz Blewinski.” defense, seem almost Aristotelian.
ALEXANDRIA, Va. (AP) — A Louisiana congressman caught on tape accepting a $100,000 cash payment…
First off, since his party affiliation wasn’t mentioned within the first three words of the article, we can be assured that he’s NOT a Republican…
…should not have been charged with bribery because technically, such an act is closer to influence peddling than bribery, defense lawyers argued Friday.
Go on and laugh. We’ll wait for you to catch your breath…
Lawyers for Democratic Rep. William Jefferson made no admission that Jefferson engaged in improper conduct. But defense attorney Amy Jackson argued that even if the government’s allegations are true, they do not constitute bribery under federal law.
Uh-huh. And Rep. Jefferson vigorously defended Randy “Duke” Cunningham during his “influencing troubles“, didn’t he?
“We think using influence is not a bribe,” Jackson told U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III in seeking to have some of the charges dismissed.
Stop it! You’re KILLING us, here!
“No, no, he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’!”
Prosecutors scoffed at the argument, and Ellis seemed skeptical. He offered several hypothetical situations that he likened to the conduct alleged in Jefferson’s case and questioned whether such situations did not amount to bribery.
That’s “judicial politeness” for “You’re out of your fucking MIND if you think I’m going to fall for THAT steaming pile of bovine excrement!”
Or, in Pythonese: “Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.”
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In a move that shocked, SHOCKED, we tell you, the Imperial
Dungeon Game Room™ staff, the brain-dead, dictator-loving idiots omniscient & omnipotent Nobel committee members gave this year’s LefTardian Socialist Succubi Sycophant “Peace Prize” to none other than the Master of Mastication™ & Academy Award® winner , Michael Moore-on. No, wait. That’s not right. They gave it to Rosie O’Donnell.
“That’s wrong, too, you morons!”, you say?
Well, didn’t they give it to someone whose only contribution to “Peace” has been eating enough food to feed several starving African nations and putting out unwatchable Celluloidal Sphincter Spew™? Ooooooh, they did? But it’s not one of the two aforementioned America-hating assholes? Who was it, then? WHO?!?! Yer shittin’ us, right?!?!
Actually, we’re not in the least bit shocked by the results of this “unbiased & factually-based” decision by the Nobel committee. After all, past winners have included such “peace luminaries” as Yasser “Kill Them Jooo Babies” Arafuck & Jimmuh “It’s OK To Kill Them Jooo Babies, Yasser” CarTard. Never mind that the Gorebot was up against a Catholic social worker who just happened to save around 2,500 Jewish children from being sent to the Nazi gas chambers in WWII. After all, who gives a shit about a bunch of Jewish kids when there’s trillions of capitalist dollars to be redistributed to the proletariat through
The Great Glow Bull Worming Scam™ Carbon Taxes & Offsets™. (With just a few trillion skimmed off by the “More Equal of the Equals™” of the proletariat.)
PS: We apologize to His Imperial Viciousness & Vindictiveness™ for dog-piling on the Gorebecile and burying His post so quickly.
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[My B.A.D. Hat-Tip to Kender and LC Mrs. M-ITT™ for the linky love]
In an interview that would should have been conducted in the original german, Vincente Fox apparently missing his cabana-boy, takes a swipe at the American Master Race™ and their oppression of brown people. Nonetheless that doesn’t stop him from pitching for moving towards a North American Union.
The usual, removal all breakable and unload any nearby firearms apply. The Imperial Budget doesn’t have an allowance for replacing household items.
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