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…because it tends to make you forget stuff that can be ever so embarrassing when you’re reminded of it later.
And apparently it’s an affliction that haunts Congressional Dhimmicrats in particular. Remember how the objectively pro-Haji party has been howling, screeching and moaning about the horrible “torture” methods being used by the CIA to protect American lives and how the implication has always been “if only we’d known sooner”, coupled with the usual pissing and panting from the Peanut Gallery at the Dreary Kos (among others) about “lack of oversight.”
Well, how’s this for oversight:
In September 2002, four members of Congress met in secret for a first look at a unique CIA program designed to wring vital information from reticent terrorism suspects in U.S. custody. For more than an hour, the bipartisan group, which included current House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), was given a virtual tour of the CIA’s overseas detention sites and the harsh techniques interrogators had devised to try to make their prisoners talk.
“If only she’d known…” Oh, wait, scratch that… Oops.
They weren’t all that much outraged, OUTRAGED back then either, apparently:
Among the techniques described, said two officials present, was waterboarding, a practice that years later would be condemned as torture by Democrats and some Republicans on Capitol Hill. But on that day, no objections were raised. Instead, at least two lawmakers in the room asked the CIA to push harder, two U.S. officials said.
As a matter of fact, the Latter Day Torture Saints of the Dhimmicrat Party were anything but outraged:
“The briefer was specifically asked if the methods were tough enough,” said a U.S. official who witnessed the exchange.
Isn’t it amazing how actual facts like to come back and bite those hypocritical hucksters in the arse time and time again, and how their outrage, OUTRAGE seems to be coinciding strangely with, we don’t know, elections, maybe?
His Imperial Majesty may be a sadistic bastard on select issues, but at least we can credibly claim that we’re being a consistently sadistic bastard.
Note: Since the article isn’t awfully specific, we suppose that it could be possible that the ones asking for tougher methods were one or both of the Republican members of the group, but even so we’re quite amazed at the utter lack of objections from the “oh so concerned” Dhimmicrats present. Not.
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…because Her Royal Cankledness, the Hildebeest, has caught him in a lie not once, but twice.
Yes. A flat out, baldfaced LIE! And Her Bitchiness should know one when she sees one, having pretty much written the book on the subject. A book that, incidentally, still suffers mightily in its usefulness by not having been printed on two-ply, soft paper.
So what’s the lie? Well, wait ’till you hear THIS, because it’s going to shoot Osama Obama Yo Mama’s campaign down in FLAMES, we tell you. As you may be aware,
Dumbo The Messiah once claimed that he never really planned to run for President. Well guess what? The Wicked Bitch of the West’s crack research staff have revealed that it isn’t true. Barack Hussein has revealed a desire to become President not once, but twice in the past.
In Kindergarten and in Third Grade, no less. It is believed that he also, at various times, may have expressed a desire to become a doctor, a policeman, a fireman and even a cowboy.
So there you have it, all of you Obama-supporters: You might as well pack up and go home, because you’re just no match for Shrillary’s elite campaign staff and their 1337 5k|11z.
Her Pantssuitedness Herself couldn’t be reached for comment. It is unknown at this time whether it was because she was busy heroically staying at home and talking on the phone during another hostage crisis, but we hope not. The multiple consecutive orgasms that the MSM were having all over the place praising her fortitude and Presidential demeanor by canceling a public appearance were embarrassing, to say the very least. Not to mention more than a little bit sickening. Next week in the MSM: “Hillary Shows Uncommon Valor by Calling in Sick Because of Hangnail, Film at Eleven!”
Getting desperate, Hildebeest?
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And the MSM, wholly owned subsidiary of the DNC, continue their planting campaign during the debates. Strangely, almost all of CNN’s “undecided, concerned voters asking critical questions” seem to be avowed Democrat activists.
Something that can be found out by anybody with two minutes and knowledge of that mysterious device called “Google”, but is apparently too hideously arcane and complex for the impeccably credentialed journaljizzmers and their nine thousand, six hundred and umpty-nine layers of editors and researchers.
It must be CNN’s concern over glowbullshit wormening, because with all of those plants they’re making, they have made enough offsets to run a coal-fired megaplant for about nineteen centuries already.
Bias? What bias?
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Remember this asshole?
U.S. Rep. Bob Filner, D-San Diego, has entered a plea days before he was set for trial on assault and battery charges over allegations he pushed a United Airlines baggage employee at Dulles International Airport. As part of the deal he will write a letter of apology to the baggage worker.
Will he also have to write on the blackboard 100 times “Battery is a crime m’kay?”
Kunkel alleged in a criminal complaint that Filner barged past other customers, screamed at employees and repeatedly pushed her. He yelled “You can’t stop me,” according to her complaint.
“How dare you make me wait like a commoner! Don’t you know who I am!?” I may not know who, but I definitely know what. And the last time I saw one talking it was on a South Park Christmas episode.
“At the time, it wouldn’t have occurred to me that entering an airport office under these circumstances would be considered trespassing. But I understand now that, since I was told to stay out, it can be considered trespass. That’s why I’m entering what I understand is called an Alford plea: I did, in fact, go back there,” Filner said.
This rocket scientist WRITES and VOTES on the laws that we plebes are expected to live by folks. Heaven help us all.
“I want to make clear that I did not strike, push, or shove anyone,” he said. “It’s very important to me that the record be clear on this point. Nor did I seek any sort of special treatment because I was a congressman.”
No, I demanded special treatment because I’m better than these rubes.
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Inspired (too late) by LC & IB Michelle’s poster competition, we decided to go right ahead and apply our very limited PhotoShopping skillz to a healthy dose of ripping off old concepts, and this is what we came up with:
“Oohs” and “Aaahs”, while not obligatory, still come highly recommended. The Stormtroopers are a bit — restive these days. And bored.
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Not that we give two shits about the Dhimmicrat “debates”, but we think that Hot Air’s expose of the “random” questioners at the last one is so brilliant that it deserves a link.
Next, they’ll be dressing themselves up in costumes and asking “deep” questions of themselves.
Which would actually be fun to watch, but we digress…
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This is from the Opinion Journal..and from me, no comment, other than to say that he has, as usual, nailed it. This is what I have been talking about to Misha and a few of you..this is why they have failed so dismally.
I can’t help, other than to encourage, and support you as the election gets nearer.
LC’s, G.L.O.R’s..read.Think. This is how you beat them.
This week is the one-year anniversary of Democrats winning Congress. But House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid probably aren’t in a celebrating mood. The goodwill they enjoyed after their victory is gone. Their bright campaign promises are unfulfilled. Democratic leadership is in disarray. And Congress’s approval rating has fallen to its lowest point in history.
The problems the Democrats are now experiencing begin with the federal budget. Or rather, the lack of one. In 2006, Democrats criticized Congress for dragging its feet on the budget and pledged that they would do better. Instead, they did worse. The new fiscal year started Oct. 1–five weeks ago–but Democrats have yet to send the president a single annual appropriations bill. It’s been at least 20 years since Congress has gone this late in passing any appropriation bills, an indication of the mess the Pelosi-Reid Congress is now in.
Even worse, the Democrats have made clear all their talk about “fiscal discipline” is just that–talk. They’re proposing to spend $205 billion more than the president has proposed over the next five years. And the opening wedge of this binge is $22 billion more in spending proposed for the coming year. Only in Washington could someone in public life be so clueless to say, as Sen. Reid and Rep. Pelosi have, that $22 billion is a “relatively small” difference.
Let’s also be clear about what it means to roll back the president’s 2001 and 2003 tax cuts, as the Democrats want to do. Every income-tax payer will pay more as all tax rates rise. Families will pay $500 more per child as they lose the child tax credit. Taxes on small businesses would go up by an average of about $4,000. Retirees will pay higher taxes on investment retirement income. And now we have the $1 trillion tax increase proposed as “tax reform” by the Democrats’ chief tax writer last month.
(Italics mine - LCB)
Failing to pass a budget, proposing a huge spike in federal spending and offering the biggest tax increase in history are not the only hallmarks of this Democratic Congress. Beholden to MoveOn.org and other left-wing groups, Democratic leaders have ignored the progress made in Iraq by the surge, diminished the efforts of our military, and wasted precious time with failed attempts to force an immediate withdrawal from Iraq.
They continue to try to implement this course, which would lead to chaos in the region, the creation of a possible terror state with the third largest oil reserves in the world, and a major propaganda victory for Osama bin Laden as well as for Iran, Hamas and Hezbollah.
After promising on the campaign trail to “support our troops,” Democrats tried to cut off funding for our military while our soldiers and Marines are under fire from the enemy. For 19 Senate Democrats, this was simply a bridge too far, so they voted against their own leadership’s proposal. Democrats also tried to stuff an emergency war-spending bill with billions of dollars of pork for individual members. Now the party’s leaders are stalling an emergency supplemental bill with funding for body armor, bullets and mine-resistant vehicles.
After pledging a “Congress that strongly honors our responsibility to protect our people from terrorism,” Democrats have refused to make permanent reforms of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act that the Director of National Intelligence said were needed to close “critical gaps in our intelligence capability.”
Their presidential candidates fell all over each other in a recent debate to pledge an end to the Terrorist Surveillance Program. Then Senate Democratic leaders, thinking there was an opening for political advantage, slow-walked the confirmation of Judge Michael Mukasey to be the next attorney general. It’s obvious that this is a man who knows the important role the Justice Department plays in the war on terror. Delaying his confirmation is only making it harder to prosecute the war.
Democrats promised “civility and bipartisanship.” Instead, they stiff-armed their Republican colleagues, refused to include them in budget negotiations between the two houses, and have launched more than 400 investigations and made more than 675 requests for documents, interviews or testimony.
They refused a bipartisan compromise on an expansion of the State Children’s Health Insurance Program, instead wasting precious time sending the president a bill they knew he would veto. And they did this knowing that they wouldn’t be able to override that veto. Why? Because their pollsters told them putting the children’s health-care program at risk would score political points. Instead, it left them looking cynical.
The list of Congress’s failures grows each month. No energy bill. No action on health care. No action on the mortgage crisis. No immigration reform. No progress on renewing No Child Left Behind. Precious little action on judges and not enough on reducing trade barriers. Congress has not done its work. And these failures will have consequences.
Democrats had a moment after the 2006 election, but now that moment has passed. They’ve squandered it. They have demonstrated both the inability and unwillingness to govern. Instead, after more than a decade in the congressional minority, they reflexively look for short-term partisan advantage and attempt to appease the party’s most strident fringe. Now that Democrats have the reins of congressional power, their true colors are coming out and the public doesn’t like what it sees.
The Democratic victory in 2006 was narrow. They won the House by 85,961 votes out of over 80 million cast and the Senate by a mere 3,562 out of over 62 million cast. A party that wins control by that narrow margin can quickly see its fortunes reversed when it fails to act responsibly, fails to fulfill its promises, and fails to lead.
Mr. Rove is a former adviser to President George W. Bush
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Alternate Headline: “Silk Pony Campaign Breaks Leg; Shoots Self”
In a move that will either sink her career faster than Slick Willie Klintoon’s pants dropping to his ankles at the sight of a pair of chunky thighs, or give her a rocket ride to TV stardom, a UNC-Chapel Hill journalism grad student has done an exposé on the sway-backed, broke-legged Democrat Presidential Derby entrant, My Lil’ Silk Pony’s™, grandiose campaign headquarters and, as predictable as a Hurricane Katrina reference whenever so much as a bathtub overflows in sub-Saharan Africa, the Democrat candidate’s hitmen try to strong-arm and silence her with threats and intimidation.
What really shocked the Hell out of The Imperial
Dungeon Game Room™ staff was that her program faculty advisor, Dr. C.A. Tuggle, basically told the Deadwards campaign to kindly go blow a dead mule and that they’d run the story if they damn well pleased.
Testicular fortitude against a Neo-Socialist candidate isn’t something that you see from a Skool of Journaljism™ these decades.
Here’s hoping that Ms. Babb and all involved have long and prosperous careers reporting on the hypocrisy of the ruling elite. (Watch out, GoreBot!)
Update: Yes, that WAS what you thought it was…
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Sorry about the late news, but the MSM weren’t exactly all over this one, since it involves their favorite race-baiting scumbag mayor.
Looks like he wasn’t content to declare that Nawlins should be a “Rassenrein” “chocolate city” (honkies need not apply), now he’s promoting the “go to Nawlins and get murdered” brand as well. No, we shit you not:
Mayor Ray Nagin said he worries that slayings in the city make it seem dangerous, but news of such crimes “keeps the New Orleans brand out there.”
In a city where the tourism industry is the lifeblood of a fragile economy, the wave of violence threatens to derail efforts to bring visitors — and former residents — back. Yet Nagin, at a bricklaying ceremony Thursday, told reporters it’s a “two-edged sword.”
“It’s not good for us, but it also keeps the New Orleans brand out there, and it keeps people thinking about our needs and what we need to bring this community back,” he said. “Sure it hurts, but we have to keep working every day to make the city better.”
We’re not sure if we should recommend this shitbag for the Annual To Every Cloud, There Is A Silver Lining Award™, or if we should just recommend that he be involuntarily committed to a home for the terminally stupid and deranged.
So yep, according to Raycist Nagin, people getting brutally murdered is actually a Good Thing™, since it “keeps the brand name out there” and keeps people “thinking about what we need to bring our community back.”
Makes you wonder: If killings drop, will Raycist Nagin start roaming the streets gunning down random strangers to keep things on the right track?
Congrats, Nawlins residents, you’ve managed to re-elect a smear upon the stained sheets of humanity that is actually stupider than you are. Who’d have thunk?
Obligatory Disclaimer for our Nawlins LCs: Yes, we know that you didn’t elect him. If the shoe don’t fit, don’t wear it. Better still, use it to clobber the living snot out of the race baiters, welfare sows and assorted other criminals in and out of office that fuck up your fair city.
Also, we find it deeply disturbing that Nawlins has this reputation, because we’d dearly love to visit one day. It’s an historic city well worth a visit. If you have received your Interceptor Body Armor in the mail, of course Finally, don’t anybody get the idea that Nawlins is the most dangerous city to visit in the Empire. Washington DC still claims that “honor” and, not only is the likelihood that you’ll get mugged, mutilated, raped, murdered or all of the above much higher in DC, you’ll also get to enjoy the fact that the Nazi City Gummint of DC won’t let you defend yourself. At least Nawlins gives you permission to do THAT.
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Filthy Harry Screed.
If douchebaggery were an Olympic event, your mere announcement that you intended to participate would be more than enough reason for the other contestants to simply stay at home and forfeit, for not even with their combined best efforts, no matter how despicably, singularly vile and repulsive they were could they ever possibly get within a lightyear of your colossally offensive fuckheadedness.
If being an oozing, painful chancre on humanity were a religion, you’d be the Grand Poobah of it. Cathedrals would be built and named after you and all other deities would resign in disgust, rather than risk ever being mentioned in the same sentence as you.
There is no organism so repulsive, so filthy, so abominable, so utterly foul that I wouldn’t rather french kiss it for hours on end than ever shake your hand, no lifeform so loathsome that I wouldn’t rather stuff it in my pants and have wild, uninhibited sex with it than ever be caught looking at you with anything more sympathetic than utter disgust.
You are a cancer upon the body politic in dire need of radiation therapy, a pathetic, useless waste of DNA, a sack of wrinkled skin so utterly bereft of redeeming features that your presence on the planet would give an alien race just cause should they desire to wipe us all out just to be safe, and anybody voting for you or your party are no different.
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