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Finally, we learn who is really behind the slaughter in Darfur:

Sudan’s defense minister, Abdel Rahim Mohamed Hussein, has accused “24 Jewish organizations” of “fueling the conflict in Darfur” last week in an interview with a Saudi newspaper.

Hussein was interviewed during an official state-visit to the Saudi kingdom last week. A journalist from Saudi Arabia’s Okaz newspaper asked Hussein: “Some people are talking about the penetration of Jewish organizations in Darfur and that there is no conflict there?”

“The Darfur issue is being fuelled by 24 Jewish organizations, who are making the largest amount of noise over the issue, and using the Holocaust in their campaigning,” the Sudanese defense minister replied.

I’ve bloody well gottdamm HAD it with those knuckledragging, goat-molesting, 7th century wastes of protoplasm.

Is it possible to aerosolize Thorazine and spray the whole fucking retarded mooselimb world with it?

Ricin, perhaps?

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(Via LGF)

A former Guantanamo Bay prisoner who took up arms alongside the Taliban after he was released from detention has blown himself up to avoid capture, Pakistani security forces said today.

Abdullah Mehsud killed himself with a hand grenade after he was cornered by troops at a house in the south-western Pakistani town of Zhob. He was wanted for the kidnapping of two Chinese engineers in 2004.

“My information is that (he) killed himself,” said Atta Mohammed, the head of the police in Zhob. “Thanks be to God that only he was blown up and our men were safe.”

Mehsud, 32, was released from the US detention centre in Cuba after two years in 2004 but immediately went back to violence when the Pakistani government began an offensive against the Taliban in the troubled region along the border with Afghanistan. [Some emphases added for the benefit of the “reality-based community.” — Emp. M.]

Just keep that in mind the next time the American Caliphate Litigative Unit and their leftard camp followers start caterwauling about the poooooor Gitmo detainees being illegally held on bogus charges, clamoring and wailing for the immediate release of those innocent farmers and goat herders caught up in BushHitler’s “illegal war.”

My heart fucking bleeds.

Oh, by the way, that’s one of the reasons that all internationally recognized treaties, conventions and laws of land warfare sanction the immediate execution of any and all enemy combatants caught armed and out of uniform.

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In the surge that, according to the MSMidiots and their masters, Reid-Pelosi, isn’t working:

Coalition Forces conducted an operation south of Baqubah targeting a weapons dealer linked to the foreign terrorist network in Samarra. When they reached the target location, they called out to the occupants of the building and were immediately engaged with small arms fire that escalated to include heavy machine gun fire.

During the engagement, armed terrorists gathered on the roof of one building and brought several women and children to their fighting positions as human shields.

Oh, that wonderful “Religion of Peace.” You just can’t seem to find any of the “brave” mujs without also finding a bunch of women and children that Allah’s Assholes are hiding behind.

Coalition Forces took extensive precautions to preserve the safety of the women and children. When the terrorists finally released the civilians, Coalition Forces escorted them to a safe area away from the fighting.

And then the real fun began:

Ground forces continued to take heavy fire. Reacting appropriately in self-defense against the enemy force, Coalition Forces called in close air support to eliminate the hostile threat. The air strike is believed to have killed at least six armed men at the target location, but Coalition Forces continued to take enemy fire as they left the area.

That’s another six terrorists that our military has uncreated through superior firepower.

But don’t take our word for it. According to the libtards, shredding the apes for allah to tiny little rotting bits is exactly what they want us to do, so we’re really doing them a favor by killing them.

Good. Let’s be truly kind and kill one heck of a lot more, then.

With any luck, we can kill all of the Dem Cong’s friends before they manage to hand Iraq over to them.

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We just picked up this article in the Washington Compost from Hot Air, and it just made our entire day.

Oh sure, the only reason that the Compost is printing the interview with al-Queerda bigshot “Abu Sarhan” is to “prove” how hopelessly mired we are, how we can never hope to win and how our backing of the Shiite government is really what’s wrong with us because, as we all know, if we weren’t so mean to the poor misunderstood Sunni terrorists, there’d be no terrorism at all in the world. Why, it’d be just like September 10th, 2001 all over again (and, presumably, September 11th would never come. Sort of like a journaljizzmer wet Groundhog Day dream as much at odds with reality as the voices in their heads).

But forget all of that for a moment, and start actually reading the article. You see, commenter TheBigOldDog at Hot Air has it exactly right.

What we have is a head honcho from al-Queerda in Iraq (or Mesopotamia, as the MSM have taken to call it to avoid messing up their meta-narrative about there being absolutely NO connection between Iraq and al-Queerda), contacting the U.S. media to express his deep and abiding respect for America and our many accomplishments, how he really doesn’t have anything against us Great Satans, and “if you’d only stop backing those evil Shiites and quit hammering us so hard, all of this would go away.”

Yes, that is what he’s saying. Go read the article if you haven’t already (which you should have).

Excuse me? Is this the same al-Queerda that usually can’t open their cakeholes without condemning the Great Satan and vowing to murder us all? Damn, somebody sure is singing a different tune all of a sudden. We wonder how that can be? It couldn’t be because the surge is kicking the everloving snot out of the knuckledragging cavemen over there and they know that they’re destined for the graveyard unless we let up the pressure, could it?

Nah, of course not. After all, we all know that killing terrorists only creates more of them, just as our bombings of Germany did nothing but create a huge, invincible army of mutant uber-Nazis and the will and capability of the Japanese to resist boomed after Hiroshima and Nagasaki. (How’s our Moonbatese? Have we nailed that product of a mental disorder or what?)

But here, back in the real world, “Abu Sarhan’s” pitiable plea for mercy can’t be read as anything but what it is: We’re hurting them bad, so bad that they’re crawling before us, groveling at our feet. How it must have hurt that Asshole for Allah to praise the Great Satan like that.

Of course, we mustn’t listen. When your enemy is on the ropes reeling from your blows is exactly the right time to shove the muzzle of your rifle in his yap and pull the trigger.

No mercy.

Oderint dum metuant.

Habe ante oculos devictionem mundi, et solve lora infernis!

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Finally, more dumb threats from the single most incompetent clown circus on the planet, the Taliboobs:

Washington, D.C. (AHN)-A Taliban commander has issued a new threat saying that an attack is coming that would dwarf the failed bombings in London and Glasgow.

Setting the bar a bit low aren’t we, my sweet retarded Haji fig farmers? Used to be that every new threat from you would promise us attacks that would dwarf Nagasaki and Hiroshima, but apparently you’ve finally realized your shortcomings, and we’re not referring to your inability to adequately pleasure your goats with your amusingly microscopic genitalia. “Looks like a penis, only smaller!”

So the next attack, the one that will surely come this time, asshollah willing, will dwarf two attacks that failed utterly thanks to an inability of your martyr wannabes to successfully set gasoline on fire combined with a couple of pissed off Scots with good kicking legs?

His Majesty is telling you, he’s literally shaking in his boots here! No, wait, I was standing on the late Zarqawi’s battery-operated butt-plug… Moving on…

So we suppose that this truly horrid, earth-shattering upcoming attack of yours, in order to live up to your promise of “dwarfing” the fizzles in London and Glasgow, will have all the spectacular fury of throwing a flaming bag of Haji turds on the doorstep of 10 Downing Street? Or is that too much of a challenge to you 7th century mongoloids? You don’t have much of an encouraging track record with fire, after all, even after somebody else had been kind enough to invent it for you. Damn the infidels for not including a user’s manual.

Are you going to let the air out of the tires of Gordon Brown’s motorcade? Throw a rock through the window of the local Tesco? Stomp your feet and hold your breaths?

Mansour Dadullah, in an interview broadcast on ABC News said the London attacks were “not enough” and that bigger attacks were coming.

“You will, God willing, be witness to more attacks,” he said in the interview.

Are the lucky Assholes for Allah going to light themselves on fire this time too? Because, really, that just made us laugh and laugh and laugh.

Dadullah, who last month presided over what was termed a terror training camp graduation ceremony in Pakistan, supposedly dispatched teams to the United States, Canada, Great Britain and Germany.

Be on the lookout for bearded cavemen trying to light a fire using sticks and dried goat turds.

Then shoot them. In the face. Repeatedly.

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Thanks to LC readerjp with an assist from LC Trooper THX1138:

Ahmad Jibril [Secretary-General of the PFLP General Command — Emp.M.]: When Abu Mazen came to Damascus with his team, I asked them: “What happened to the investigation into the death of Abu Ammar [Arafat]? The Israelis killed him. He was my colleague ever since 1965 and used to sleep at my home. He and I followed the same path.” Is it conceivable that when Rafiq Al-Hariri was killed, all hell broke loose, even though he was just a merchant in Saudi Arabia, who later entered politics, whereas the death of Yasser Arafat, who for 40 years had been carrying his gun from one place to another, is not investigate? Is this conceivable? They were silent, and then one of them said to me: “To be honest, the French gave us the medical report, that stated that the cause of Abu Ammar’s death was AIDS.” I am not saying this, they did.

Reportedly, he had a “killer muscle ass that loved to milk loads with his power glutes.”

Now, obviously we already called this all the way back when he started dying, and normally we wouldn’t care one tiny little bit if he were a flaming poof or not, so why even bother making a note of it?

Why, because of the sweet, syrupy, sticky irony of it, of course. What better fate for a psychotic, murderous head of a cult noted for its insane, raging homophobia than to die from one too many times getting a high colonic from Habib’s meat drill? Talk about one sheetheaded, Satanic, rabid rat getting run over by sweet old Karma.

We wonder how many innocent homosexuals Arafat the peter puffer ordered beaten to death, hanged or mutilated?

And we suppose that means that his successor, Abu Mazen, isn’t so much having bowel movements as “having Arafat’s love child on a daily basis.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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An encouraging update on the battle for Baqubah from Michael Yon who is, unlike the Associated (with terrorists) Press, actually on the ground, well away from the bar of the al-Rashid.

Also, a reminder about the beasts, the subhuman swine with dish rags on their heads that we’re fighting, and why it’s imperative that we keep fighting them.

Actually, it would be preferable if we’d just cut out the “kinder, gentler war” concept and start executing them en masse whenever we lay our hands on them:

The official reported that on a couple of occasions in Baqubah, al Qaeda invited to lunch families they wanted to convert to their way of thinking. In each instance, the family had a boy, he said, who was about 11 years old. As LT David Wallach interpreted the man’s words, I saw Wallach go blank and silent. He stopped interpreting for a moment. I asked Wallach, “What did he say?” Wallach said that at these luncheons, the families were sat down to eat. And then their boy was brought in with his mouth stuffed. The boy had been baked. Al Qaeda served the boy to his family. [Emphasis mine — Emp.M.]

Don’t expect any of this to appear in the MSM either.

After all, it doesn’t serve their agenda very well to remind their readers of the kind of animals that their friends, the Dem Cong, are quite happy to leave the Iraqi people at the mercy of.

They murdered the kid and baked him, then served him to his family.

Keep that in mind the next time the Dem Cong are talking about “redeploying over the horizon.” Keep that in mind the next time St. Andrew of the Gob-smacking Heartache and Incoherent Hysteria whines about “torture” of terrorists. Keep that in mind the next time leftards insist on full rights for terrorist prisoners.

Keep it in mind, then remember that those pisslamic vermin want to do the same to your kids.

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Something to keep in mind the next time the Dem Cong drag out their “Iraq is just a distraction” and “the war is just a bumper sticker” memes, now that we know that 7 of the 8 suspects arrested in connection with the terror attempts in Britain were doctors or medical students and one was a lab technician:

An al-Qaeda leader in Iraq boasted before last week’s failed bombings in London and Glasgow that his group was planning to attack British targets and that “those who cure you will kill you”, The Times has learnt. [Emphases ours - Emp. M.]

But remember: al-Qaeda has nothing to do with Iraq and they’re definitely nowhere near that country. Also, not a single terror attempt against the West is anything but a bunch of random amateurs acting spontaneously.

Oh, and a bonus Dem Cong point: There wouldn’t be any terrorism if it weren’t for hideously poor, illiterate, oppressed brown-skinned people of scrupulously ignored religious extraction being forced to act out of ignorance and desperation. That’s why they all tend to be highly educated and well off.

Dem Congs aren’t born. They’re bred in petri dishes.

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Since we’ve already made fun of the Cyclopean C*nt, Gordon Brown (who has been ordered to hand in his kilt and claymore to be kept in storage next to the nads he had removed decades ago), we think it’s only fair to mention a couple of fine, Scottish clansmen who definitely still have everything where it counts (thanks to LC Joe D):

BATTLING taxi driver Alex McIlveen faced down the Glasgow Airport terror suspects … and his courage cost him his favourite pair of trainers and a £30 parking fine.

Dad-of-two Alex punched and kicked the two men after they crashed a Jeep Cherokee loaded with gas canisters into the door of Terminal One.

The 45-year-old booted one of the suspects, whose body was covered in flames, as hard as he could between the legs.

[Pause to allow for cheers]

Remember, children: Every time you kick a flaming terrorist in the bollocks, the Baby Jesus smiles.

How hard did Alex kick? This hard:

But the man didn’t appear to feel the blow, and a police doctor told Alex later that he’d damaged a tendon in his foot.

If you’re going to kick somebody in the crown jewels, do it as if you mean it.

After the drama, police confiscated Alex’s trainers for forensic tests.

Probably because the terrorist’s John Thomas, or what remained of it, was still attached.

And when he went back to the airport to pick up his cab, he was stunned to find that he’d been given a parking ticket.

Alex said: “The police took all the clothes I ‘d been wearing so I lost my Nike trainers. They’re a good pair too.

“I didn’t get out of the police station until late on Saturday night and I found the parking ticket on my cab next day. I couldn’t believe it.”

Nor can we. This travesty of justice must not stand. Scrape the terrorist’s trouser maggot off his Nikes and hand ‘em back, tear up the ticket and give the man a fuckin’ medal, already!

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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(Via LGF)

The greatest mystery of our time!

With six foreign doctors, one medical student and a former lab technician in custody after a four-day manhunt, investigators are quietly satisfied the “major suspects” in the case are in hand.

The probe now is shifting focus, as Scotland Yard works to pinpoint the genesis of the plot that fell apart bloodlessly in a surreal series of events that began early Friday.

All eight detainees have ties to Britain’s National Health Service, overlapping in their duties at two hospitals in England and Scotland. Most also have roots elsewhere, but investigators have thus far found scant few common threads in their respective backgrounds in Iraq, Lebanon, Jordan, India and Saudi Arabia.

What could the common thread in their backgrounds possibly be?

Beats us. We’re telling you, we got NUTHIN’!

Maybe they’re all Presbyterians? Voted Tory in the last election?

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