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As the wet-dream of surrendering the WoT fades into the sunset and election silliness at full throttle, the DemonCraps begin to sing us a distracting lullaby. They put all their eggs in one basket, an ignominious cut and run from the sandbox to cheering traitors inside the beltway with ticker-tape parades for Reid, Lugosi, et al, that finally brought the Bush administration to it’s knees. Enter Stage Left, General David Petraeus and after a few weeks of marginally positive news from the sandbox, even the most skeptical lefty editor had to concede, we’re winning.
What to do if you’re a fully-vested member of the Cut and Run Party to keep from getting bit on the ass come November?
Funny you should ask, because just in time, the Deadstream Media™, decides we are no longer interested in maniacal, murderous religious fanatics, with world domination as a stated goal. We’ve decided that money is the real defining issue of the election, along with domestic issues that just so happen to coincide with the Dhimmicrats platform of Socialist Utopia, World Peace, Prosperity, Social Justice, Free Health Care for all and a complete ban on the heartbreak of psoriasis.
Pocketbook worries outweigh voters’ concerns over war in Iraq
Voters began to worry more about their pocketbooks over the last month — even more than about the war in Iraq.
Over the last month, huh? No coinky-dink with the irrevocable fact that we’re winning in Iraq right? nahhhhh……Grab a beverage and a snack, this one is going to take some time to work through pups.
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We spoke too soon. We thought that Bill Richardson had the dubious honor of coming up with the most retarded response to the Bhutto assassination, but the Huckaclown beat him. By a country mile:
Mike Huckabee strode out to the strains of “Right Now” by Van Halen and immediately addressed the Bhutto situation, expressing “our sincere concern and apologies for what has happened in Pakistan.”
Sure, Mike. We too would like to offer our apologies for an al-Qaeda splodeydope shredding Bhutto and a baker’s dozen other innocents.
Was he just trying, characteristically ineptly, to say “we’re sorry for your loss?” Maybe. It’s not like he hasn’t got a rather extensive record when it comes to public outbursts of expressive dysphasia, but it is getting to be rather tiresome having to wait for the obligatory translation into English from Imbecile every time he opens his mouth.
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Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy it’s going to be a rather splendid time watching the Huckabomb go down in flames.
We don’t know about you, but somehow it strikes us as rather unwise to choose for the leader of our nation somebody who likes to pick fights with people he can’t possibly hope to win against. Pick a fight. With Rush freakin’ LIMBAUGH???
Also, now that he’s done pronouncing that he has G-d’s Own Endorsement and that any criticism of him during the holy season is just downright un-Christian, he’s on to bigger things. He has already done his best to insult anybody happening to be a Mormon so, that particular denomination checked off the list, the next obvious group to piss on would be the Catholics, we suppose.
Apparently taking a dump on somebody’s faith by kissing up to a raving bigot who hates their guts is quite OK with the Almighty, but criticizing The Anointed Hickabee, G-d’s Own Candidate during Christmas is just. Beyond. The. Pale.
But what would we know? We don’t have the L-rd Our Savior’s Own Endorsement like Hickabee does.
Who is this moron’s strategy advisor? Hermann Goering?
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At least that’s what Rod Dreher seems to ineffectually argue in this cosmic crapheap of an opinion piece.
His Imperial Majesty can’t possibly do a better job of incinerating that nonsense than LC & IB Ace does, so go read that one if you don’t mind being left with the mental image of Rod Dreher dangling from a coat rack by the elastic of his Hanes, crying uncontrollably about his lost lunch money.
We know we don’t.
But we do want to add this: Take your “you don’t like Huckabee because he’s a Christian” and shove it, pal.
We’re a Christian, about as Christian as they come, and we bloody well hate his guts. It’s not because he’s a Christian, no matter how much blathering buttskates like Rod Dreher would like to avoid addressing the real issue by donning the thorned crown of martyrdom instead, it’s because he’s a flipping nanny-statist, liberal, illegal alien-loving, murderer/rapist-pardoning, “hasn’t heard about the Cuban crises” imbecilic heap of incoherent, inexperienced, corrupt, flip-flopping sack of particularly nauseating codswallop.
In fact, that he’s a Christian (if, indeed, he is by any reasonable definition of the word) is his only redeeming feature.
But note this, Rod Dreher and Dreher wannabes, and note it well: THIS Evangelical Christian does NOT believe that that, and that alone, makes him qualified to be President. It certainly doesn’t disqualify him, but if that’s the only thing on his resume that doesn’t make us want to pull the lever for the trapdoor and feed him to the hungry tiger, then he can go get bent as far as we’re concerned.
If that makes us a card-carrying member of an “anti-Christian” Right Wing Conspiracy dreamed up by clowns such as Dreher, then so be it. That would make a religious fanatic out of Dreher, then, a fanatic of the sort that would make any Haji feel like a sinner in dire need of repentance.
As to ourself, it’s still Fred and Fred all the way, seeing as how he’s the ONLY candidate with some actual specific policies in place, conservative policies mind you, which we always found somewhat appropriate for a candidate running for an allegedly conservative party.
Also, he’s the only one of the candidates, with the exception of Hunter, that doesn’t make us want to vomit.
UPDATE: And now, via Hot Air:
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Indeed I will.
But Carol Sue Shields won’t.
Thanks to Mike Huckabee, who pardoned the scumbag who then, fresh after being let out of jail at Huckaclown’s behest, murdered her less than a year later.
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Gee, we’re beginning to see why Huckabee is doing so well in the polls as of late. It’s because the average voter is a flippin’, card-carrying doofus. Or at least the ones responding to polls.
Not only did the Anointed Clown claim that his cozy relationship with noted mass murderer and dictator Castro was due to his not knowing anything about the Cuban Missile Crisis and related issues (and we must quote Hot Air’s Bryan here):
Surely he does remember hearing about Elian Gonzalez, sent back to Castro’s Cuba by Huckabee’s fellow Arkansan, Bill Clinton? The Mareil boatlift? The Cuban Missile Crisis? The Spanish-American War?
They do have schools in Arkansas, right? These schools do teach history? Mike Huckabee attended school and learned history at some point in his life?
…he’s also now admitting that he has changed positions on Cuba (that he claims to know nothing about) because, well, because he’s running for President.
Wow. What’s not to love?
He’s not merely a functional illiterate with less knowledge of U.S. history than your average EUroweenie fucking 2nd grader, he’s also a self-admitted opportunistic liar! Combine that with his hatred of his fellow citizens, calling them “racist and nativist” when they don’t agree with him that every single illegal immigrant in the country should receive for free, on the spot, what millions are waiting in line for decades and paying through the nose for, his tender heart when it comes to pardoning rapists and murderers, his love of raising taxes and his philosophy that we should deal with mentally unstable psychopaths like Ahmadinnerjacket according to the Golden Rule and it’s a wonder that he’s not ahead in the polls by 60 percent.
If he were running as a Democrat, that is.
At this point, all I can say is that the polls showing him way ahead as the potential GOP nominee in ‘08 had better be doctored by the MSM.
Because if that is really, truly what the GOP voters want next year, then I will not merely be staying at home in November, I’ll be feeling fucking GOOD about it. Heck, I would hold my nose and vote for McCain before I’d vote for this imbecilic, to-the-left-of-the-Hildebeest freak of nature, and you all know how I feel about McVain, so that oughta tell you something.
Somebody needs to get the Fred Machine kicked into high gear, because if Huckleberry here is our candidate next year, then the Dhimmicrats can run Josef Stalin’s fucking ghost against him and win.
In a landslide.
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We seriously don’t understand what all the excitement is about.
He loves taxes, ANY sort of taxes, and will happily sign on to any kind that the legislature might send to him. We don’t know, but conservatism must have taken a strange turn since we converted to it if that’s considered a viable position for a GOP candidate.
He’s all in favor of sending AIDS victims to the camps, or at least he used to be until somebody noticed. Now he’s claiming that nobody knew back in ‘92 that AIDS wasn’t transmitted by, we don’t know, handshakes or dirty looks. We’re willing to entertain the notion that Huckabee didn’t know, he doesn’t strike us as somebody weighed down by an overabundance of book learning, but everybody else above the age of four knew. Next, he’ll advocate gassing cancer patients, we’re sure. And the mentally retarded. No, he won’t do that. That would put himself in danger.
He has a rather impressive (if you’re a rapist or murderer or both) record of pardoning violent criminals, at least one of which went on to murder a mother of three. A strategy that worked really well for Dukakis, if we remember correctly.
He’s also on the record for calling opponents to amnesty for illegals “racist and nativist”, in the finest tradition of Michael Jerkoff, President Bush and Teddy Kennedy, and you all know how well that thing plays with people simply concerned about upholding the nation’s laws. But we guess that the law of the land means nothing to Huckabee which, again, is a rather curious position for a so-called “conservative” to take.
He’s a Gorebecile of the worst sort, fully devoted to worshiping at the altar of Global Wormening, even though he likes to pretend that he’s not all that sure that mankind has anything to do with it but, as he says:
“We have done more to abuse than use the planet.” He added that it’s better for Americans “to act as if global warming” is a scientific fact because there is “no downside in conserving our resources.”
Nope. No downside at all to mandatory caps on glowbull wormening “pollution.” It’s not like it’s going to create price increases as more expensive substitutes become needed to run the economy. Nor is heavily subsidizing worthless and expensive corn growing for ethanol going to cost a penny, much less shift food production away from, well, food production and cause scarcity and increased prices at the grocery store.
We throw away nail clippings more knowledgeable about economic basics than the sum total of whatever it is that keeps Huckabee’s ears from collapsing on the vacuum between them.
And he’s a GOP “front runner?’
Gee, they may have finally gone and done it: Create a “Republican” candidate that makes the Hildebeest look only mildly insane by comparison.
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Missed this one initially because I was busy, but I just learned of it from LC & IB Mike.
Looks like the CIA destroyed tapes of interrogations of terrorists and, for what it’s worth, I’m with Bryan of Hot Air on this one.
The noodle-spined weasel parasites in DC just decided that the well-being and comfort of terrorists is more important to them than the lives of their voters, and then they passed the buck downwards to the interrogators. Shit rolls downhill, and the career bureaucrats in DC produce a lot of it.
So what’s the CIA to do? All of a sudden the clowns in DC have decided that interrogating terrorists is illegal if it goes beyond withholding the sugar from their tea, so obviously the interrogators are worried that they might end up in a lot of retroactive trouble. And don’t forget that those “illegal” interrogation methods led to a lot of actionable intel that saved a LOT of lives, something worth remembering before you start weeping over the plights of terrorists in custody.
Oh, and as LC & IB Mike mentions, it gets worse. Even His Imperial Omniscience didn’t know about that one, and it tells us all we need to know about our “Eternal Friends” the Saudis and the Pakistanis as well.
Read the post, but here’s a summary: We trick a terrorist into thinking that he’s being held by the Saudis. As a result, he demands that he speak to some of his friends in the Saudi government, three of them to be exact. He also fingered the chief of the Pakistani air force.
We then pass the info along to our “friends” the Saudis and Pakis and, coincidence of coincidence, all four of them suddenly have tragic and fatal “accidents.”
Yep, the Saudis and Pakis sure are “reliable and loyal friends” and a “valuable asset” in the Long War.
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Right at this moment I am sitting in my room, wondering how the hell the Australian people screwed the pooch so badly.
God help us…..
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Somebody went digging into the record of The Only Certified Nutcase Who Can Save America™ and found out that he’s not as opposed to pork barreling as he’d like everybody to believe. And not only that, he’s quite clever about it. Loading up bills with pork for himself and then, once he’s sure that the bill will pass, voting against it anyway just to prove his “purity.”
So just where in the Constitution are your $126,102,000 worth of pork justified, Mr. “If It Ain’t In The Constitution, I’m Against It?”
Did we mention that Ron Paul is a lying, hypocritical, certifiable loon?
(Link thanks to LC Rurik).
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