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They’re almost as much fun to watch as their patented car swarms, in which they swarm cars recently blown up by the IAF in order to snatch an ear, nose, arm or even (and this is the most coveted prize of the paleosimian car swarmer, seeing as how extremely difficult they are to locate) a piece of the genitals of the newly minted martyr.

Anyway, back to the memorial, this one dedicated to everybody’s favorite Nobel Peace Prize winner. No, we’re not talking about the Goreacle, we’re talking about somebody even more imbecilic and vile, hard though that is to imagine. We’re talking, of course, about the Gorebecile’s fellow Nobel Laureate, Yasser Arafish.

Hundreds of thousands of Fatah supporters fled in panic today after gunfire erupted at a memorial event for former Palestinian Liberation Organisation leader Yasser Arafat.

“I went to a memorial, and a firefight broke out.” Only in the Terrortories, ladies and gentlemen. More fun than you can shake a bangalore torpedo at. Not that you should let that stop you, as long as you remember to light the cord first.

The anniversary had given the defeated faction in Hamas-controlled Gaza a rare chance to hold a rally. Medical officials said at least 15 people were wounded.

Piss poor marksmanship, we regretfully have to point out.

Fatah officials accused Hamas forces of opening fire from the nearby Islamic University. Hamas said its men had come under fire from Fatah gunmen and shot back.

Who cares, really? As long as there’s shooting going on and it involves both factions of the paleosimian terror franchise. But we suppose that you do have to settle the issue eventually, so here’s a suggestion: Why don’t the both of you line up and settle it like men? With fully automatic firearms. We’ll supply the ammo, free of charge. Just do us a favor and do something about that “aiming thing” that seems to cause you so much trouble.

A sea of yellow Fatah flags and waves of emotion had filled a Gaza square for the biggest assembly Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas’s secular faction has held in the territory since Hamas Islamists routed its fighters in violence last June.

We love journaljizzm. “President Mahmoud Abbas’ secular faction.” Because nothing says “moderate” better than having your children, sisters and wives blown up on buses in a secular fashion.

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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Only one item today:

1938 — After the world has watched passively while the palestinians Germans have systematically violated every part of previous accords and treaties the Versailles Treaty while gobbling up Gaza the Rheinland, Condoleezza Rice Neville Chamberlain goes to Cairo Munich to meet with Israel’s enemies the Nazis to discuss how to split up the rest of Israel hand over the Sudetenland in return for “peace.”

Adolf Hitler, once again making good use of the naivety of the appeasing clown Chamberlain, agrees to make the Sudetenland his “last territorial claim in Europe” and Chamberlain returns to London waving Hitler’s worthless promise around while promising “peace in our time.”

Shortly thereafter, Hitler annexes the Sudetenland and, in the spring of the next year, the rest of Czechoslovakia who, unable to defend herself after Chamberlain has handed over her best line of defense to their arch enemy, chooses surrender over certain annihilation and devastation.

Six months after that, Hitler invades Poland as well, beginning what would later be known as World War II.

“Peace in Our Time” indeed.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Occasionally, when debating the paleosimian question and how they’re all just innocent lambs paying unfairly for the crimes of the Nazis, the name “Hajj Amin Al-Husseini”, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem back during WWII and a national paleosimian hero today, is mentioned.

In particular, a picture of him meeting with Adolf Hitler will be brought up, but that’s pretty much the extent of it. As if Arafat’s hero’s only crime against humanity was to have tea with Hitler.

Well, that isn’t it, that’s not even one tenth of it.

If you want to really learn about the true founder of the paleoswinian movement, this article will give you all the details.

Keep in mind: That war criminal is revered as a hero in paleswine today.

Yep, those poor “innocent” paleoswinians. Let’s give them a state.

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And we’re sure that Ehud Smolmert and Gondolpisser Rice will immediately respond by insisting on more concessions from Israel.

The Sderot Parents Association decided they would not take their children to schools and day care centers beginning Tuesday, until the government changed its policy regarding ongoing Kassam rocket attacks on the western Negev town, The Jerusalem Post learned Monday.

It followed a salvo of seven Kassam rockets that landed in and around the beleaguered town Monday morning. After one of the rockets thudded into the courtyard of a day care center, soldiers scrambled to evacuate everyone inside. Twelve people, including some of the babies, suffered shock and a building was damaged.

Footage of one of the attacks here, in case you’re having trouble imagining little children running for their lives while rockets are landing around them. I know I do. That is to say I used to have trouble imagining it until I learned about the subhuman scum inhabiting the Terrortories. Now nothing surprises me anymore.

Oh, and what did the demented, deranged, degenerate camel-humpers have to say about their deliberate and murderous attack on innocent children?

In total, seven Kassam rockets landed in and around the western Negev town as Sderot children started their second day of the new school year. The Islamic Jihad said they had fired nine Kuds-3 rockets, saying on their internet site that the attack was “a present for the start of the new school year.”

No. I won’t talk about transfer anymore. It’s too late for that. Exterminate them all. Wipe them out, let them rot in the sun, then build a pyramid of their skulls.

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Hat Tip to LC Mrs. M ITT™ for the linky love.

Not that it should come as a surprise to any of our loyal readers, Iran has always been and continues to be the real puppet-masters of the middle east Ass-Spelunkers-For-Allah™. Finally, FINALLY the Noodlespine-Roveless administration begins to turn up the heat on the Turbaned Tehran Tumblefucks.

U.S. Eyes Terror Tag For Iranian Force

The U.S. government is involved in intense discussions over naming all or part of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard as a terrorist group in a move that would effectively declare “open season” on the organization, a senior official told CNN.

Open Season on terrorists? Where can I get my license and is there a bag limit?

If made, the designation would come in the form of an executive order from President George W. Bush, the State Department official said.

Such a move would allow the Treasury Department to go after the finances of the group and those who do business with it.

Beautiful, a bit of a financial squeeze of Iran could go a long way to reduce the “Have AK, Will Travel” insurgency and arms supply in Iraq and Afghanistan. Definitely a “Good Thing”.

“It would basically declare open season on these guys,” the official said, adding that the move is being taken because of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps’ (IRGC) support for “all the bad actors” — insurgents in Iraq, the Taliban in Afghanistan and other terrorist groups in the Middle East like Hezbollah and Hamas.

Hezbollocks and Hamassholes too? I’m liking this even more. The Palis are only a squeeze or two away from starving anyway.

The move is “three-fourths done but the devil is in the details,” the official said. An internal decision has been made to take some action, but there is still debate on whether to designate the entire IRGC or just the elite Quds Force.

“We need to decide whether to go for the sledgehammer approach of the larger group or the laser method of just going after the Quds Force,” the official said.

C’mon W, just dig down deep, find at least one of those shriveled nads and go for the “10-Pound Sledge” approach.

Asked to comment on the reports that the Guard Corps may be named a terrorist group, National Security Council spokesman Gordon Johndroe would only say:

“It’s not appropriate for us to discuss potential future actions. We continue to urge Iran to play a constructive role in the region, and to stop providing support to terrorist organizations.”

Don’t hold your breath on them playing along with anything, but this move might get their attention, especially if W decides to continue along with the obvious folllow-on plan to the squeeze play.

Although most in the administration wants to go for the whole group, some want to tone it down a bit to soften the anticipated criticism from European allies, the official said.

Foggy-Bottom, pin-striped, pusillanimous pus-bags are sucking their thumbs over losing their best butt buddies in the EUrinal.

For months, U.S. officials have contended that Iranian agents, from the Quds Force, are helping train and equip militants in Iraq and have been supplying armor-piercing explosively formed penetrators to insurgents that have been used against U.S. forces. Iran has denied these assertions.

Tell us something we don’t know, Skippy.

The discussions come amid increased pressure by Congress to take tougher measures against Iran, including a possible divestment campaign. According to the official, the move by the administration could blunt any action in Congress which might tie the administration’s hands.

Maybe, just MAYBE W has another card to play in the WoT.

Let’s hope this is a serious move, that’s pushed hard and fast into real policy.

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First Ehud Smolmert (thanks, LC Adam) fucks up the war with Hizb’allah, then he starts releasing child murdering paleoswinian terrorists, and now he’s fucking ARMING THE TERRORISTS ON YOUR DIME??? (via the one and only Imperial Linkmaster General):

Israel authorized the transfer of 1,000 rifles from Jordan to the security forces of the Palestinian Authority in the West Bank, Israeli and Palestinian security sources confirmed to Haaretz Wednesday night.

This is the largest arms transfer authorized in recent years, and it is meant to aid forces loyal to Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas in preventing the possibility of a Hamas challenge and possible takeover similar to that of the Gaza Strip.

The weapons were delivered to the PA security forces three weeks ago following Israeli authorization.

A few days ago, we were jokingly saying that Smolmert (or Abu Brainfart)’s next move would be to order the IDF to randomly blow up Israeli pizzerias so as to take some of the workload off the paleoswinian splodeydopes.

Now it’s suddenly not all that funny anymore.

Oh, and to add insult to injury:

The transfer of the M-16s was kept under strict confidence on both sides, in an effort to prevent any possible leak that could undermine Abbas’ standing.

So not only is Abu Smolmert Brainfart directly arming Abu Mazen and his murderous hordes, he’s also doing what he can to not “hurt his standing?”

If, that is, he isn’t really concerned about his own standing, the fucking Kapo.

It’s like the Jews of the Warsaw Ghetto volunteering to reload for the SS.

(Paging Yigal Amir…)

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Thanks to LC Darth Bacon, who alerted us to this vitally important report on the inhumanities suffered by the innocent paleosimians locked up in the Zionist Overlords’ Damp, Dank Dungeons of Doom™.

As you all know, Ehud al-Olmert (or Abu Brainfart, as he’s also known among some of us), in the best tradition of other idiots before him who thought that the best way of getting genocidal apes to like you would be to release the terrorists trying to kill you, decided to let 256 child murderers loose from Israeli prisons so they could go back to killing Jooos again.

Sources inside the Knesset inform us that Abu Brainfart’s next brilliant step on the Roadmap to Birkenau Peace will be to order the IDF to randomly blow up an Israeli pizzeria every month so as not to inconvenience the poor paleoswinians, who are having some trouble smuggling explosives and splodeydopes into Eretz Yisroel because of the Evil Zionist Wall that his predecessor built. The same wall that “wasn’t going to work”, then was a “crime against humanity” and finally, once it was built and terror attacks fell by 97% or so, in a fit of pique from the Perpetually Aggrieved was declared to be the same as the Berlin Wall (sound familiar, by the way?). We weren’t aware that Arik built it to keep oppressed Israeli Jooos from fleeing to the much freer and more prosperous Terrortories, but there you go. Don’t say you can’t learn something from libtards and other terrorist-lovers. As long as you don’t mind about the things you learn being completely batshit, knee-slapping, howling at the moon insane.

But we digress… Wildly…

As we said, Abu Brainfart decided to release those 256 subhuman, murdering scum in order to appease the Nazis. Worked so well in the past, didn’t it? Finally, those poor oppressed pallies would escape the deprivations, starvation and wall-to-wall torture of the notorious Zionist Death Camps, right?

Nazzo fast, Moishe:

(IsraelNN.com) One of the 256 terrorists slated for release Friday as part of Prime Minister Ehud Olmert’s “good will” gesture to the Palestinian Authority has said “Thanks, but no thanks” to the offer.

The prisoner chose to remain in an Israeli prison, according to Pardons Department director Emmy Palmor, because he prefers to continue receiving free medication for arthritis.

That must be some truly horrible Zionist dungeons, we tell you.

Don’t expect this to get too much play among the MSMidiots. Wouldn’t quite fit the narrative, don’t you know?

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Thanks to LC readerjp with an assist from LC Trooper THX1138:

Ahmad Jibril [Secretary-General of the PFLP General Command — Emp.M.]: When Abu Mazen came to Damascus with his team, I asked them: “What happened to the investigation into the death of Abu Ammar [Arafat]? The Israelis killed him. He was my colleague ever since 1965 and used to sleep at my home. He and I followed the same path.” Is it conceivable that when Rafiq Al-Hariri was killed, all hell broke loose, even though he was just a merchant in Saudi Arabia, who later entered politics, whereas the death of Yasser Arafat, who for 40 years had been carrying his gun from one place to another, is not investigate? Is this conceivable? They were silent, and then one of them said to me: “To be honest, the French gave us the medical report, that stated that the cause of Abu Ammar’s death was AIDS.” I am not saying this, they did.

Reportedly, he had a “killer muscle ass that loved to milk loads with his power glutes.”

Now, obviously we already called this all the way back when he started dying, and normally we wouldn’t care one tiny little bit if he were a flaming poof or not, so why even bother making a note of it?

Why, because of the sweet, syrupy, sticky irony of it, of course. What better fate for a psychotic, murderous head of a cult noted for its insane, raging homophobia than to die from one too many times getting a high colonic from Habib’s meat drill? Talk about one sheetheaded, Satanic, rabid rat getting run over by sweet old Karma.

We wonder how many innocent homosexuals Arafat the peter puffer ordered beaten to death, hanged or mutilated?

And we suppose that means that his successor, Abu Mazen, isn’t so much having bowel movements as “having Arafat’s love child on a daily basis.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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(Thanks to too many people to mention. If I try, the rest of you will be ticked off that I forgot you ;) )

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip — A Mickey Mouse lookalike who preached Islamic domination on a Hamas-affiliated children’s television program was beaten to death in the show’s final episode Friday.

In the final skit, “Farfour” was killed by an actor posing as an Israeli official trying to buy Farfour’s land. At one point, the mouse called the Israeli a “terrorist.”

“Farfour was martyred while defending his land,” said Sara, the teen presenter. He was killed “by the killers of children,” she added.

Some bloody “martyr” their Mickey is. Beaten to death by a passing Israeli who couldn’t be arsed to waste a bullet on him.

Quite fitting, really.

Update: Root Cause

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Thanks to LC nerbygirl, here’s a quick primer on the subject.

Quick, yet thorough.

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